
Nerds Polish Turds: A Cardigan Comix Podcast
By Avery Polinori
Every day, a nerd you know suffers from watching a bad movie from their favorite franchises. The Nerds Polish Turds podcast creates discussion on how we could better improve the lives of the nerds with pointless film discussions.

The Nerds Polish King Kong vs. Godzilla!
The Nerds Polish King Kong vs. Godzilla!
Nerds Polish Turds: A Cardigan Comix PodcastMar 10, 2021
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The Nerds Polish King Kong vs. Godzilla!
The Nerds Polish King Kong vs. Godzilla!
We're back for Season 2! Before you watch the epic battles of Godzilla and Kong in theaters and on HBO Max, join us as we explore their, um... humble origins in King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)! Is there a way we could've saved this movie? Probably not. But just like the creators of this cinematic gem, we'll pretend to try our best.
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)
Produced by: Toho Company, John Beck, RKO General Pictures, Toho, Universal Pictures International (UPI)
Directed by: Ishirô Honda (as Inoshiro Honda), Tom Montgomery (as Thomas Montgomery)
Written by: Shin'ichi Sekizawa
Nerds Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast
Created and produced by Avery Polinori
Hosted by Tanner, Mason, and Avery Polinori
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Mar 10, 202101:03:29

The Nerds Polish the Star Wars Holiday Special!
The Nerds Polish the Star Wars Holiday Special!
'Tis the season... for government mandated curfews, watching concerts in your living room, growling and roaring at your family, and Grandpa itching for some extra company? No, we're not talking about the world under the pandemic. For the season finale of Nerds Polish Turds, we're talking about The Star Wars Holiday Special!
Since this fabled sequel to the original Star Wars (1977) doesn't "officially" exist, we won't bother putting a bunch of credits in these notes. But, we recently received word from rebel spies that you might be able to catch it on YouTube. But you didn't hear it from us. May the Force be with you and Happy Life Day to all!
Nerds Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast and is hosted by Avery Polinori, Mason, and Tanner.
Episode art by Cardigan Comix Creations and Avery Polinori.
Dec 18, 202049:50

The Nerds Have a Fantastic Feast!
The Nerds Have a Fantastic Feast!
This has nothing to do with the franchise with a Johnny Depp-shaped hole and everything to do with Marvel's first family they just don't know what to do with, the Fantastic Four! This week will be a little different as instead of arguing against the turds, we argue for it. Witness our virtual Friendsgiving argument. But instead of sports of politics, we argue which Fantastic Four film is the best... or least worst. Enjoy our extra long, ad-free, Thanksgiving special with special guest, Alexa Thompson!
Fantastic Four (2015) is a film by Marvel Entertainment, Marv Films, 20th Century Studios, TSG Entertainment, 1492 Pictures, and Robert Kulzer Productions.
DIRECTED BY
Josh Trank
WRITTEN BY
Jeremy Slater, Simon Kinberg, Josh Trank
PRODUCED BY
Simon Kinberg, Matthew Vaughn, Hutch Parker, Robert Kulzer, Gregory Goodman
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) is a film by Marvel Entertainment, 20th Century Studios, Marvel Studios, 1492 Studios, Constantin Studios, Rat-Pac Dune Entertainment, Ingenious Media, and Dune Entertainment.
DIRECTED BY
Tim Story
WRITTEN BY
Don Payne, Mark Frost
PRODUCED BY
Bernd Eichinger, Avi Arad, Ralph Winter
Fantastic Four (2005) is a film by 1492 Pictures, 20th Century Fox, Marvel Enterprises
DIRECTED BY
Tim Story
Catch Alexa Thompson's art @_alex.a.thompson_ on Instagram and on her website: artofalex-a.com
Nerds Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast and is hosted by Avery Polinori, Mason, and Tanner.
Episode art by Cardigan Comix Creations and Avery Polinori.
Nov 17, 202001:30:41

The Nerds Polish Ghost Rider!
The Nerds Polish Ghost Rider!
Nicholas Cage done made a deal with the Devil on this one, kids. We wonder if it was worth it in this latest episode of Nerds Polish Turds!
Ghost Rider (2007) is a film by Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.
© 2007 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. and GH One LLC. All Rights Reserved. | Ghost Rider character ™ & © 2019 Marvel Characters, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Nerds Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast and is hosted by Avery Polinori, Mason, and Tanner.
Episode art by Cardigan Comix Creations and Avery Polinori.
Oct 30, 202048:50

The Nerds Polish Dark Phoenix!
The Nerds Polish Dark Phoenix!
There's a powerful force brewing inside Jean Grey, and it stinks... We thought they'd learned the first time, but 20th Century Fox just couldn't stay away from the Dark Phoenix storyline. Now, hear what we think of the new movie!
Dark Phoenix (2019) is a 20th Century Fox film.
DIRECTED BY
Simon Kinberg
WRITTEN BY
Simon Kinberg
PRODUCED BY
Simon Kinberg, p.g.a., Hutch Parker, p.g.a., Lauren Shuler Donner, Todd Hallowell, and Marvel Entertainment
X-Men and all related characters are property of Marvel Entertainment.
Nerds Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast and is hosted by Avery Polinori, Mason, and Tanner.
Episode art by Cardigan Comix Creations and Avery Polinori.
Oct 30, 202001:04:37

The Nerds Polish The Last Airbender!
The Nerds Polish The Last Airbender!
"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Whatever element you add, this turd still stinks.
"Long ago, the fandom watched Avatar: The Last Airbender in harmony. Then, everything changed when M. Knight Shyamalan attacked.
"Only the Nerds, masters of amateur opinions, could fix it. But when the movie was made, they were in middle school.
"10 years passed and my friends and I discovered a new Avatar: The Last Airbender adaptation in the works. And although the new show could be great, they have a lot to learn from the 2010 film before they're ready to please the fans.
"But I believe, if they listen to the Nerds, they can save the fandom."
The Nerds watched The Last Airbender (2010) and boy, do we have some opinions!
Nerds Polish Turds is hosted by Avery Polinori, Tanner, and Mason.
The Last Airbender (2010) is property of Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies
Nerd Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast. Head to https://www.cardigancomix.com/ for more nerdy content.
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Aug 18, 202001:02:14

The Nerds Polish Justice League!
The Nerds Polish Justice League!
Gordon- "How many changes can you make for Justice League to be a good movie?"
Batman- "Not enough."
It's no Snyder Cut, but the Nerds got some crap to say about Justice League, the Turd that's already been polished God knows how many times.
Nerds Polish Turds is hosted by Avery Polinori, Tanner, and Mason.
Justice League (2017) is property of Warner Bros. and DC Entertainment.
Nerd Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast. Head to https://www.cardigancomix.com/ for more nerdy content.
You can find us on https://www.instagram.com/ @nerds_polish_turds
You can find us on https://twitter.com/home @NerdsTurds
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Jul 22, 202059:59

The Nerds Polish The Phantom Menace!
The Nerds Polish The Phantom Menace!
"Meesa no like dis!" The Gungan leader Boss Nass describes our feelings exactly when it comes to this stinker from Lucasfilm. We talk about it and how much of a difference a haircut can make in movie quality.
Nerds Polish Turds is hosted by Avery Polinori, Tanner, and Mason.
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) is property of Lucasfilm and Walt Disney Studios.
Nerd Polish Turds is a Cardigan Comix podcast. Head to https://www.cardigancomix.com/ for more nerdy content.
You can find us on https://www.instagram.com/ @nerds_polish_turds
You can find us on https://twitter.com/home @NerdsTurds
Check out https://anchor.fm/nerdspolishturds for all of our latest episodes.
Jul 22, 202058:17