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Hoppothetically

By Nick Hopping

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#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf

HoppotheticallyJul 31, 2022

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#55 What if the MAFIA did lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises? Ft. Zach Russell

#55 What if the MAFIA did lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises? Ft. Zach Russell

Nathan is SICK OH NO!!! Nick and Zach held down the fort. We think Nathan was watching over us or whatever. If you want to support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 10:59 How many Punches does it take to Mash a head? 15:54 What if the MAFIA did lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises? 20:18 What if there ALWAYS had to be the same number of men and women? 25:00 What if there was a hair in Sweeney Todd's Pie? 25:22 What the Wheel of Fortune gave ACTUAL Fortunies? #comedypodcast #standupcomedy #wouldyourather #hypothetical In this episode - Nick Hopping + Zach Russell

Sep 29, 202339:44
#54 What if there was a Jimmy Buffett themed SERIAL KILLER? Ft. Santiago Angel

#54 What if there was a Jimmy Buffett themed SERIAL KILLER? Ft. Santiago Angel

It's Hoppothetically!!! Our guest this week is Santiago Angel!! He's hilarious in a pretty upsetting kind of way. This was a super fun episode! Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode? If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 8:46 Which historical persident would you kill? 18:38 What if there was a Jimmy Buffet themed SERIAL KILLER? 28:01What if you were on the JOKER's HR Team? 34:07 How would you convince George Washington to BONE YOU? #comedypodcast #standupcomedy #wouldyourather #hypothetical In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Santiago Angel

Sep 20, 202338:21
#53 What if the Hamburglar was in Ocean's 11? Ft. Charles Engle

#53 What if the Hamburglar was in Ocean's 11? Ft. Charles Engle

It's Hoppothetically!!! Our guest this week is Charles Engle!! He's REAL funny! This episode was heaps of fun! HEAPS. Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode? If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 13:37 What is the funniest way to SERVE someone a Court Summons? 20:32 What if MEN got pregnant? 23:49 What if the Hamburglar was in Ocean's 11? #comedypodcast #billcosby #wouldyourather #hypothetical In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Charles Engle

Sep 09, 202339:08
#52 What if BILL COSBY is DEATH? Ft. Zach Russell

#52 What if BILL COSBY is DEATH? Ft. Zach Russell

How about another episode of Hoppothetically?! The Podcast where we riff on the weirdest/ dumbest questions we can think of. Zach Russell is BACK. This episode is far less gross than his last appearance. GROWTH!! Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode? If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 4:02 What if we turned to MAGICIANS to solve golbal problems? 18:11 What if you BILL COSBY is DEATH? 29:48 What if your PUBLIC DEFENDER do Trial by Combat? #comedypodcast #billcosby #wouldyourather #hypothetical In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + @ZachRussellComedy

Aug 30, 202339:28
#51 What if you FARTED in the GAS CHAMBER?

#51 What if you FARTED in the GAS CHAMBER?

Hoppothetically, the Podcast where we riff on super weird hypothetical questions, is BACK! We got another Nick & Nathan episode. This one was a fun one! If you have any thoughts on any of these questions OR have any questions your'd like us to answer, LET US KNOW. If you'd like to support us (and get more episodes) check THIS out: https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 3:53 What if the Ratatouille guy is just a gross INSANE man? 9:45 What if there was a sequel called "Ned's CLASSIFIED School Survival Guide?" 17:32 What if Dr.Strange looked at 14 million X-rated futures? 23:12 What if your attorney argued you were TOO ADORABLE to murder all those people? 31:17 What if you FARTED in the Gas Chamber? #whatwouldyoudo #wyr #improvcomedy #comedians #comedypodcast In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

Aug 22, 202336:29
#50 What if TRUMP starts a PRISON reality show? Ft. Timothy Atkinson

#50 What if TRUMP starts a PRISON reality show? Ft. Timothy Atkinson

Hoppothetically Podcast coming to you from The Outer Banks! We were on a family reunion, so our cousin Tim joined us! He's quite funny! Please leave a comment! If you'd like to support us (and get more episodes) check THIS out: https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically0:00 Intro 4:54 What if somone though they had to run, hide AND fight in an active shooter situation? 11:32 What if your boss made PLATONIC advances on you? 12:42 What if Walmart had to hire 3x more OLD PEOPLE? 20:44 What if your office coworkers DEMANDED an encore from you? 25:52 What if TRUMP starts a PRISON reality show? #comedypodcast #trump #comedians In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Timothy Atkinson

Aug 12, 202333:13
#49 How would you make BARBIE dark and gritty? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

#49 How would you make BARBIE dark and gritty? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

Another episode of Hoppothetically! This one is WAY less gross than the last 2! Ben Kirschenbaum is back! We had a great time chatting with him. Please leave a comment! If you'd like to support us (and get more episodes) check THIS out: https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 4:01 What if your friend keeps skippng guy's night during the zombie apocolypse? 11:19 What if you found out about NURSING HOME Batman? 20:47 What if you could talk to animals and they have nothing to say? 21:32 What if sports teams were based on CONSPIRACY THEORIES? 24:27 How would you make BARBIE dark and gritty? 30:51 How would you stand out as a mortitian? #comedypodcast #barbie #comedians In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Ben Kirschenbaum

Aug 03, 202334:46
#48 What if the ILLUMINATE is LAME now? Ft. Stephen Campbell

#48 What if the ILLUMINATE is LAME now? Ft. Stephen Campbell

Another episode of HOPPOTHETICALLY!! This week, Stephen Campbell joins us! He's a very funny fellow! The first few questions are pretty gross! PLEASE leave a comment or a review. It would really help us out If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically0:00 Intro 5:30 What if you live in a Utipian society where NO ONE can c*m? 10:42 What if you were the George Washington Carver of c*m? 14:37 How much PRESSURE to have s*x would there be in ancient Chitsunitsa? 20:02 What if when you died, all your MONEY POPPED OUT? 23:44 What if the Illuminate is LAME now? 27:39 What if you think someone at the grocery store RUBBED all your fruit? In this episode - Nick Hoping + Nathan Hopping + Stephen Campbell #illuminate #comedians #wouldyourather

Jul 25, 202338:03
#47 How woud you MAKE Peter Pan GROW UP? Ft. Zach Russell

#47 How woud you MAKE Peter Pan GROW UP? Ft. Zach Russell

Hoppothetically is BACK!! (again) Zach Russell joins us for a fun episode!! I'm going to be honest, this one was a little edge-lordy...even for us! I think you'll still enjoy it though! If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically

0:00 Intro 7:55 How would you make Peter Pan grow up? 12:34 What if Beauty was ONLY into Beast while hairy? 18:13 What if you had to invent a brand new P*** Category? 26:29 What if you found Checkov's dildo on the shelf? 29:07 What if people had factory reset buttons? #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #comedians In this eisode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Zach Russell

Jul 17, 202332:15
#46 What if YOU could design your own GRANDMA?

#46 What if YOU could design your own GRANDMA?

Hoppothetically is back! (Sort of) This was origionally an episode for Patreon, but we kind of gave up on that... So here it is! I don't remember much about this one. Hope it is good. This week's questions: 0:00Intro:

0:59 What if you could design your own grandma? 9:11 What if you met the CLEANEST man in NYC? 16:03 What if Evel Knievel was EVIL? 21:11 What if they added ghosts gouls to the Scared Straight program? #comedypodcast #comedians #standupcomedy In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

Jun 26, 202323:56
#45 Sign My Petition for MORE Neurodiverse Santas? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

#45 Sign My Petition for MORE Neurodiverse Santas? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

Uh Oh! It's another episode of Hoppothetically!! This week, Ben Kirschenbaum joins us to answer THE MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! Ben used to write for Click Hole! Remember Click Hole? Funny Stuff! This episode was a lot o' fun. We hope you enjoy! 0:00 Intro 2:46 What if the ALL the Whos call Horton fat? 10:10 How would you HAZE the new Cultist? 17:54 How would you BEAT the underdogs in a basketball movie? 21:43 Sign my petition for more neurodiverse Santas? 26:34 WYR wipe or jerk with your left hand? 28:41 What if someone told you to "P*ss it forward?" 32:46 What if people weren't into Prometheus's fire? 39:30 What if Jerkin was in the Olympics? #comedypodcast #wyr #justforlaughs In this episode of the Hoppothetically Podcast- Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Ben Kirschenbaum

Jun 14, 202345:02
#44 Could you assemble a HEIST crew to steal FROM YOUR OWN A$$? Ft. Austin Locke

#44 Could you assemble a HEIST crew to steal FROM YOUR OWN A$$? Ft. Austin Locke

Hey HEY!! It's Hoppetically!! The podcast where we answer the MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! AND we have a guest! It's our good buddy and the "Memento of Comedy", Austin Locke!! This episode was a fun one! Please enjoy This week's Quesitons 0:00 Intro 5:00 How would you market WHIP-ITS? 10:22 What if someone drew a d*ck on the USA moon flag? 16:20 Could youassemble a heist crew to steal something from YOUR OWN A$$? 22:35 Are Iranians homophomic? (Nathan's question...He's a weird guy.) 24:54 What if the dentist keeps doing the "what's behind your ear" trick in your mouth? 29:52 What if a "Karen" kept complaining about hell? 33:57 What if monks can only stand freezing temperatures becasue they're so fat? In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Austin Locke #comedy #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

Jun 02, 202338:05
#43 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?

#43 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?

IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT'SSSSS Hoppothetically!!! Thanks for watching! We're a comedy podcast about weird hypothetical questions. If YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know. 0:00 Intro 4:54 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands? 10:07 What COD war memorials look like? 13:34 How would you market ADULT Karate? 17:18 What if you were a terrorist in REMEDIAL interrogtion? 22:06 What if the POPE faught crime? 25:42 What if the Berlin Wall prevented your neighbor's dog from pooping on your lawn? In this episode - Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #askreddit

May 15, 202328:02
#42 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?

#42 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?

Hoppothetically is back! Thanks for watching! I think this episode is really funny. AND no audio issues!! How about that? By the way, if YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know. 0:00 Intro 2:52 What if your war buddy thought "The Ultimate Sacrifie" was eating your ass? 8:09 What if you were pitched the maching from Monster's Inc today? 12:18 How would you make a middle school play out of Oedipus Rex? 18:58 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN? 22:56 What if the Impractical Jokers did 911? 24:35 What if your friend LITERALLY didn't understand women? 28:32 What if people tried to "I Am Spartacus" in other situations? 32:10 Do Hockey players fight so much to distract from the fact that they're ice skating? In this episode - Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #askreddit
May 03, 202334:35
#41 How would YOU ask for a little girl's eggs?

#41 How would YOU ask for a little girl's eggs?

Hey! It's Hoppothetically! We're BACK...AGAIN. I was in kind of a bad mood this time. It's still a fun episode. More Hypothetical Questions! 0:00 Intro 3:48 How would you get out of fighting IT? 10:00 How would you ask for a little girl's eggs? 16:38 What if the active ingredient in Meth was LOVE? 21:01 What if your girlfriend wasn't into Jumanji? 24:00 How could Pepsi fix that one BAD commercial? 29:24 How would you make the Catholic Church fun for young people? Thanks for listening! In this episode: Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #comedians

Apr 24, 202332:21
#40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air?

#40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air?

Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE (AGAIN) If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio quality this episode. The mic recorder got messed up. Next episode should sound normal again.)  

0:00 Intro 

3:09 What if Coke wanted more debts to be solved with Coke? 

8:25 What if your house was haunted by ghosts having uncomfortably personal conversations? 

15:43 What if getting kicked in the balls made you launch 15 feet in the air? 

20:57 What if, in a trial, everytime someone objects someone has to take a shot?  

#comedypodcast #Hoppothetically #comedians

Mar 08, 202326:07
#39 What if EVERYONE wrote in "YOUR MOM" for President?

#39 What if EVERYONE wrote in "YOUR MOM" for President?

Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE!! If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.  

0:00 Intro 

1:20 What if you were the host at the John Wick Assassin Hotel? 

5:47 Why do Grocery Store Cameras make everyone so UGLY? 

13:43 What if everyone wrote in "Your Mom" for President? 

19:32 What if the Ouija board said to KISS? 

22:49 What if "The Thing" just kept flipping everyone off? 

27:19 What if you were a student of a scam karate master?   

#comedypodcast #Hoppothetically #comedians

Feb 09, 202332:31
#38 What if you came Genies?

#38 What if you came Genies?

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.  

0:00 Intro 

1:19 You're in a firing squad and everyone brought Nerf guns except you! 

5:58 What if you came Genies? 

10:15 What if you thought putting chess pieces in your a** made you better at chess? 

14:46 What if a Craigslist ad just said "I got the stuff, you bring the money?" 

19:47 What if a random lady had your mom's tits? 

25:30 What if your important job interview turned into a rave?  

This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping  

#comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather

Jan 27, 202331:15
#37 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth and Jessi

#37 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth and Jessi

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by Mantha and Jessi Freeman! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know! Sorry about the audio in the middle!  

0:00 Intro 

2:11 What if a cop tried to give you his mixed tape? 

7:34 What if you had to give a fake sex talk to your kid? 16:41 Is poop funny? 

20:32 What if you had a train connection on the Polar Express? 

24:15 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?"   

29:22 Was Jesus breast fed?

This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping Samantha Freeman and Jessi Freeman  

#comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather

Jan 04, 202333:54
#36 A HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?

#36 A HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?

Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. We had fun on this one. I hope you do too. 

0:00 Intro 

4:39 What if you encountered aliens who have HEADPHONES in? 

12:06 Write a HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT? 

16:46 How would you network at an orgy? 

22:06 What if your ship captain was too into the idea of 'Going down with the ship?" 

27:33 What if your intervewer was a 9/11 truther? 

29:58 What if your doctor mixed up "bed side manner" and "pillow talk?" 

32:03 What if your BEST friend asked you to be his wedding flower girl?  

#standupcomedy #comedypodcast #wouldyourather  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping


Dec 07, 202237:59
#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?

#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?

Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. This episode Nathan and Nick look fat. Enjoy.

0:00 Intro

6:19 What if a Ninja Turtle wants to mate with your pet turtle?

17:46 What if Super Mario Mushrooms existed?

21:14 What dating advice do you have for someone going out with a Succubus?

25:56 What if the Key to the City opens a sketchy motel?

32:23 What if Wolverine got stopped at TSA?

34:11 What if professional wrestlers did REAL crime?

#standupcomedy #comedypodcast #wouldyourather

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

Nov 12, 202240:38
#34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?

#34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.  

0:00 Intro 

7:46 What if you peed your pants in front of the "Lie to Me" guy? 

10:01 What if the movie "Smile" happened but you're Autistic? 

13:49 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader? 16:42 Can we NORMALIZE bad breath? 

19:45 How often can you call people "ripe" before you GO DOWN?  

#comedypodcast #funnyquestions #whatwouldyoudo

Nov 01, 202224:18
#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?

#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (I was sweaty.)  

0:00 Intro 6:04 What if you murder a family only to find out they are CAKE? 

8:55 What if one guy just SLAPPED Caesar? 

12:08 What if God told your friend to make Sour dough bread? 

15:52 What if your were a sniper and you got BILLY GOATED? 

21:02 What if your stillborn baby left a note?  

#comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo

Oct 27, 202224:11
#32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?

#32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time!  

This Week's Questions: 0:00 Intro 8:14 What if you got stopped by a REALLY nervous mugger? 

11:46 What if someone left a poo SOS in the toilet? 

16:30 What if you were the FEMALE TITAN? 

21:19 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut? 25:08 What if Nathan's questions made some sense? 

28:32 What if you were a storm catcher who actually caught a storm?  

#comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo

Oct 05, 202234:22
#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell

#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by the hosts of the Overshadowed Podcast, Charles Engle and Zach Russell! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know!  

0:00 Intro 

4:16 Would you enforce the no fly zone on the UP House? 

14:23 What if Jordan Peterson hooked up with your girlfriend? 

22:40 Can you check people out if they never know? 

26:13 What if Sisyphus got the bolder up the hill? 

29:47 How would you fit in with the Children of the Corn? 

31:35 SCARY BREAK IN!! 

33:22 What if Spaghetti Westerns were all about Spaghetti?  

This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping Charles Engle Zach Russell  

#comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather   

Thanks for listening!

Sep 25, 202240:43
#30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?

#30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio towards the end)  

0:00 Intro 9:16 How would you play Duck, Duck, Seduce? 

14:00 What if there was a talking fetus? 

22:56 What if you were TOO GOOD at writing sexy parodies of children's books? 

26:40 What if your mom started dating the monster under your bed? 

29:36 How would you market a teleporter that killed people?  

#comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo

Sep 17, 202232:58
#29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?

#29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?

Welcome back to Hoppothetically - the comedy podcast where we answer the best questions in the world. We have some good ones this week. If you have any answers OR want to submit a question, let us know in the comments.  

This week's questions: 

0:00 Can the USA take a better picture than Putin on a Horse? 

5:46 What if Scout Masters taught self defense to scouts? 

7:46 How would you pitch YOUR BODY on Shark Tank? 

10:23 What if when people saw you shirtless, they stopped believing in God? 

14:26 What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster? 

19:55 What if white actors went METHOD to play POC characters? 

25:04 What if your phone was in love with you? 

28:21 How would you do suicide by FIRE FIGHTER?   

#comedypodcast #whatif #comedians

with Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping

Sep 06, 202230:09
#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?

#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?

Thanks for watching Hoppothetically! Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important hypothetical questions in the world. It's a comedy podcast.  

This Week's Questions: 

0:00 Intro 

8:47 What if we sold organic cake? 

13:42 What if there was a drug dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs? 

18:26 What if Shazam's powers took 10 minutes to work?  

#jokes #comedypodcast #whatif

Aug 26, 202225:12
#28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?

#28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?

Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!  This week's questions -  

0:00 What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS? 

6:04 What if Dr.Strange was self conscious about his 3rd eye? 

12:44 What if your job was to scare the babies out of pregnant women? 

15:12 What if Tom Cruise is CGI?  

Hosted by Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping 

 #hypothetical #funnyquestions #jokes

Aug 19, 202217:27
#28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?

#28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?

Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!  

This week's questions -  

0:00 Intro 2:28 What if all the dust in the world came from NATHAN? 

8:07 What if all the propaganda about Kim Jung Un was TRUE? 

14:51 What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?  

Hosted by Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping  

#hypothetical #funnyquestions #comedians

Aug 11, 202218:33
#27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL?

#27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL?

Welcome back to Hoppothetically! 

We're a short form, improvised comedy show. Nick Hopping (NYC Comedian) & Nathan Hopping (dyslexic person) riff on some silly silly questions!  This week's Questions -  

0:00 What if you stumbled into Narnia only to find Mr.Tumnus jerkin' it? 

7:34 What if plants hate being pollinated and you can hear it? 

9:41 What if you were an exorcist in 2022? 

13:36 What if sexuality was seasonal?  

#comedypodcast #improv #gameshow

Aug 08, 202215:45
#27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?

#27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?

Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we answer hypothetical questions. Nick is a Comedian in NYC. Nathan is a dyslexic. What fun!  

This Week's Questions 

0:00 Intro nonsense 

4:02 What if you got TWO new dads for Christmas? 

9:01 What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler? 

12:26 What if Air Bud was your defense attorney?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping  

#funnyquestions #whatwouldyoudo #comedypodcast

Aug 04, 202216:50
#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf

#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf

Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we ask crazy hypothetical questions and riff the answers. This week NYC Comedian Jamie Wolf joins us.  

This Week's Questions: 

0:00 What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? 

7:34 What if you accidentally had sex with an alien cat? 

15:44 What if you were the only person in the world who poops? 

19:16 Would you rather blow or be blown by your best friend? 

23:44 What if everyone thought your dog was a person in a dog costume?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Jamie Wolf  

#comedypodcast #comedians #wouldyourather

Jul 31, 202225:60
#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf

#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf

Hoppothetically is an improv comedy podcast where we answer silly hypothetical questions. Jamie Wolf joins us this week!  

This week's questions - 

1. What if your ass had a 95% chance of making people happy.

2. What if anesthesiologist choked patients out? 

3. Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King 14:53 What if you HAD to cry everyday? 

4. What if your animals pulled an Animal Farm?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Jamie Wolf  

#comedypodcast #whatif #comedians

Jul 26, 202222:09
#25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump?

#25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump?

Comedy Podcast where NYC comedians ask and answer hypothetical questions.  Got questions you want us to answer? Let us know!  

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if a man on the street DEMANDED you dance for him? 

2. What if you had a bad BAD sentient sword? 

3. How would you get "sack-dapping" going? 

4. How would you negotiate Lent rules with (Catholic) God? 

5. What if Joe Biden stared in Forrest Gump? 

6. How would you write an Autism is COOL marketing campaign?  

Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping

Jul 20, 202223:11
#25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?

#25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?

This Weeks Questions: 

1. What if the world was taken over by Jim Carrie(s)? 

2. What if the government banned the Karate Chop? 

3. What if basketball shorts were cargo shorts?  

If you're new here, this is an improvised Comedy Podcast where we answer hypothetical questions. 

Hosted by Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping #comedypodcast #funnyquestions #hoppothetically

Jul 16, 202220:56
#24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. Mantha

#24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. Mantha

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if Milk made you drunk? 

2. Are we too mean to Nathan? 

3.  Are you a Toyotathoner or Maxinista? 

4. What of Shallow Hal was a Doctor? 

5.  What if bosses cucked bad employees?  

Comedy Podcast. Hypothetical Questions. Funny. 

Hoppothetically Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman 

#comedy #whatwouldyoudo #hypothetical

Jul 07, 202223:60
#24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. Mantha

#24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. Mantha

Hoppothetically Comedy Porcast - It's an improv comedy show with hypothetical questions!  

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if you got to dole out the all the toe stubs? 

2. What if love was Meth? 

3. FMK - Peeing your pants, calling a distant relative, calling a stranger mommy  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman

Jul 04, 202223:12
#23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES?

#23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES?

This week's Hypothetical Questions:

1.  What if you had snake hair? 

2. What if your son tried to summon Azerath? 

3. What if practicing for 10k hours only made you a good juggler? 

4. What if you had to write a Jewish Christmas song? 

5. How would you find the straight in the gay stack? 

6. What if you were the host of a Spirited Away game show? 

7. What if Clifford the Meteor-Sized Red dog was going to crash into Earth? 

8. What if Nicky Downtown killed Fat Nate for sniffling? 

9. If Fat Nate dies, will Nicky Downtown delete the podcast?

If you like are you garbage you might like this.

Jun 13, 202234:26
#22 What if you were a MAGICIAN for the BLIND? ft. Kevin Seefried

#22 What if you were a MAGICIAN for the BLIND? ft. Kevin Seefried

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if you could see people's future but it always involved them putting their hand in your mouth? 

2. What if you had Joe Biden night Terrors? 

3. What if your therapist's only framed degree was a 

6 week cooking class? 

4. What if the Birdbox monsters looked like SpongeBob hentai? 

5. What if the Book of Eli was Mormon? 

6. What if you were a magician for the blind? 

7. What if vampires liked garlic? 

8. What if you were a mild super villian? 

9. What if comedians had to physically fight for stage time? 

10. What if you had to blow into your thumb to get hard?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Kevin Seefried

Jun 02, 202243:07
#21 What if you could turn into a BATH TUB? ft. Charles Engle

#21 What if you could turn into a BATH TUB? ft. Charles Engle

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if your friends baby was a rock with a p*** drawn on it? 

2. What if getting better at something made you uglier? 

3. What if you were a pirate with an administrative role? 

4. What if you could turn into a bath tub? 

5. What if everyone had a catchphrase when they came? 

6. What if you were slowly becoming Japanese? 

7. Would you rather your pets have thumbs or the ability to talk? 

8.What if you were shitting out a bicycle?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Charles Engle

May 23, 202250:07
#20 What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys?

#20 What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys?

This Week's Questions:

1. Would you have sex with a prince who looked just like you? 

2. What if being a time-cop was mostly protecting Hitler? 

3. What if you had a dirty flower shop? 

4. What if you had a meaningful summer fling with a killer? 

5. What if art students drew you with a huge wiener? 6

6. What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys? 

7. Can you separate Catholic Priests from the fire psalms? 

8. Movie Pitches!!  

Nick Hopping + Nathan hopping

May 12, 202236:48
#19 What if GENIES were real BUT couldn't grant wishes? ft. Brittany Carney

#19 What if GENIES were real BUT couldn't grant wishes? ft. Brittany Carney

This Week's Questions: 

1. What all CEO's were eunuchs? 

2. What if there were genies but they couldn't grant wishes? 

3. What if Earth was invaded by passive aggressive aliens? 

4. Would you rather have no 4 knees or NO knees? 

5. What if EVERYONE you know saw you pick your nose? 

6. What if you had to stand 4 inches away from your therapist during every session? 

7. Would you live for 200 years if it meant slowly becoming a crab?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Brittany Carney

May 05, 202237:15
#18 What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role?

#18 What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role?

This Week's Questions:

1. What if morality was based on how many arms people had? 

2.  Is fisting Cheating? 

3. What if you were on a first date with one of the 

4 HORSEMEN of the APPOCOLYPSE? 

4. What's up with Flat Stanley? 

5. What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role? 

6. Mormons vs Amish? 

7. USA vs War on drugs + War of 1812  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

Apr 30, 202244:04
#17 What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? ft. Peter Wong

#17 What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? ft. Peter Wong

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if there was a racist play on the back of the Declaration of Independence? 

2. What's a common fetish you find really gross? 

2. What would a VERY personal trainer be? 

3. What if your girlfriend had your Dad's dead hands? 

4. What if thicc thighs DON'T actually save lives? 

5. Have you showed your friends your dick and balls? 

6. What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? 

7. Would you rather hear with you mouth OR have to sit when big men passed you?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Peter Wong

Apr 22, 202249:35
#16 How would you market the Bat-Nipples?

#16 How would you market the Bat-Nipples?

This Week's Questions 

1. How would you market the Bat-Nipples? 

2. Why don't we eat small things we don't want to carry? 

3. If you give a mouse a cookie, how does Steve Buscemi die? 

4. Can I get a security clearance?  

5. Would you rather be a centaur or half bike? 

6. What if Grapes of wrath was about grapes? 

7. What could you get people to put in a trashcan? 

8. What is the Napoleon complex really? 

9. Would Freud rethink the Oedipus complex after seeing your mom?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

Apr 14, 202257:02
#15 (pt.2) Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? Ft. Andrea Allan

#15 (pt.2) Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? Ft. Andrea Allan

This Week's Questions 

1. Would you want your top half or bottom half to be a peg? 

2. Could a Math cult get started today? 

3. Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? 

4. Would you be a magician, tarot card reader, or preacher in "Russia"? 

5. How would you play the love interest in Rubber 2?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan

Apr 07, 202235:55
#15 (pt.1) What face tatoo would you give your enemies? Ft. Andrea Allan

#15 (pt.1) What face tatoo would you give your enemies? Ft. Andrea Allan

This Week's Questions: 

1. What dog could REPLACE Scooby Doo? 

2. What would the show 'How I Met Your Son' be like? 

3. What FACE TATOO would you give your enemies? 

4. What if the Red Pill in the Matrix changed your politics? 

5 What season would be HUMAN mating season?  

Featuring Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan

Mar 25, 202236:34
#14 - What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips? ft. Zach Russell

#14 - What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips? ft. Zach Russell

This Week's Questions: 

1. Why did the kill Bill punch work? 

2. What if your head was magically bound in a painting? 

3. What if NATO was short for NathOn? 

4. What else do male figure skaters do with their women-throwing strength? 

5. What if you could get rid of herpes by cheating on your taxes? 

6. Did Bob Saget go to heaven? 

7. How do you promote your pod at a funeral? 

8. What if offensive jokes cured diseases? 

9. Did people like saint Patrick's snake killing? 

10. What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips? 

11. What if you could save Jesus but you had to kill him later?  

Podcast with Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Zach Russell

Mar 14, 202259:32
#13 - What is your HATE language?

#13 - What is your HATE language?

This Week's Questions: 

1. How would adult Ed, Edd, and Eddy scam people? 

2. How boring could you make Breaking Bad 

3. What are your HATE languages? 

4. Is it sad for a non alcoholic to go to AA? 

5. How lame is Jesus's crown of thorns? 

6. What if Adam and Eve found out about belly buttons? 

7. What if the best singer was sitting on your jacket? 

8. What if pollsters published everyone's opinions about you? 

9. What if Heaven is damp? 

10. Does everyone secretly love our HUGE army? 

11.  Does Thomas the Tank Engine eat people?  Hosted by Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping

Feb 23, 202241:26