On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys

We had no runsheet for this one, so we made it up as we went along.

The first 17-18 minutes are our season predictions from March and well we could have done worse!

Enjoy the (probably) last show of the year!

So close

And we’re so proud

Its game week, Townsvilles first home prelim, and it’s gonna be huge!

And welcome back to the pod, the dreadlockless Ray Thompson

The boys smashed out a 93 minute marathon like it was a jaunt up castle hill

We’re through to a home prelim!

And Todd Payten joins us for a chat!

We smashed the Panthers under 18s seconds stringers

And for the 1st time in 5 years, we’re in the finals!

We can’t remember much for this week, so we’re just going to assume we won yeah? Yeah?

Woeful warriors whacked

The boiler is on for some bunny

And we put our nuts out for Tommy

The chooks cooked the books

The Warriors are back on the mainland

And Vale Paul Green

The bruised bulldogs were beaten in bundaberg beautifully

We’re off to sydney to royally rip on the roosters

And we’ve turfed the Frog for Brother Kyle.

The boys are back!

It's the bulldogs in bundaberg

And pistol is an old man

Hey! 2 points is 2 points!

Ahem

We sharpen ours swords for an assault on the Dragons

Queenslander!

Uh, slight blip in the Cowboys climb, but still on the same rung.

And we go up against the bye

It’s been bye week for the Cowboys where we all catch up with the family.

We look ahead to the origin decider and the game against the Sharks.

And we’ve got a special guest!

Origin, what origin??

It’s Derby week

And we’re joined by wordsmith extraordinaire, Kate Cornish

The Eagles have been wrangled

We look forward to Origin 2 starting Muzz

The Broncos are next on the Radar

It’s game week! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

Frog struggles with technology and team picking

And it’s bloody hot!

We're back!

It's season 2022, it's episode 90, it's all happening. The boys have been back in the studio for our biggest year yet. Get along for the ride, it's Cowboys year (maybe).

We’re breathing the clean air of the Poddock’s freshly cleaned aircons

Pistol’s been on the tools, for one whole day

And we’re donning the green and gold in prep for 2032

The world moves for the NRL

Footytips apologises by giving out participation trophies

And we batten down the hatches for the incoming storm

We thought it was wabbit season, turns out it was duck season,

It’s Origin time again

And the QRL announces a large expansion.

We’re back in the poddock,

The Hammer becomes the latest Cowboys Origin Star,

and we search for some beds to hide under

We’re doing a special lockdown edition, LIVE!

Origin’s done. No, I'm not crying, you're crying.

And we look forward to taking on the Cowboys rejects, the Knights

We’ve copped another apology from the NRL bigwigs

More Cowboys make history, for State of Origin 2

And Ben Hampton is in the podcave!

Forget last week ever happened. 

It's gone.

Don't know what you're talking about.

Move along.

Eyes forward to the Sharks.

#ridemcowboys

It’s mate against mate

State against state

And tonight, it’s podcaster against podcaster against podcaster in a 3 way (battle)

The warriors were weakened in a one point war

We go into the bye in a solid 7th

And it State Of Origin time, North Queensland style!

The knights have been decapitated

We warm up our war dance

And Tom Gilbert joins us for a chat!

It's huuuuge

Another classic derby win for the boys

It’s Magic Round

And we’re all sporting go go gadget arms in honour of that try

We’re licking our warrior wounds

The original derby is back on!

and may the 4th be with you!

3 in a row baby!

The Frog's on holiday

We've moved studio

We’re on a winning streak

Morgs is going to the raiders game to nudie streak

And the studio is bright orange!

We’ve got the eye of the tiger

We’re eyeing off the puppies for a new coat

And have the Cowboys turned it around?

We’re nursing a chocolate headache

Toddy Payten is nursing a gameplay headache

And the wreaking ball and brother kyle are back for vengeance

We let the little brother give us a drubbing to boost their confidence,

We went and bought a bigger boat to go shark hunting,

And we celebrate the older brother moving out of home….

There was plenty of dropped ball last week, but not by Hunt

We pull out the trundle bed for baby brother Titans

And...We’ve. Got. Merch.

We’re playing less minutes this week to save ourselves from gassing in 6 years time

We look forward to a home game!

And...we’re newspaper famous!

Time to ignore the better half for the next 30 weeks

 We drop our predictions for season 2021

 And we deep dive into the royal interview! (No we don't)

Welcome to Season 2021

We've toppled the Broncos already!

And Kyle Feldt drops by.

It's our final show of the year.
Probably.

It’s a classic origin decider at Suncorp this week

As we sweat on two more games for Morg’s Multi

And we re-roll the multi-thon this week

Some of us have conceded defeat

But not the mighty Maroons

Origin is well and truly alive

We got ourselves a bit of a Storm on sunday

We look ahead to origin

And Red Hot Richie dials in to claim his prize

It’s grand final week

The milk has curdled

We look ahead to the big show

This week, we’re down to four, the jerseys get put on ice and the tipping comp comes down to a hail mary.

The "NQ Raiders" go one step further, we’re all aboard the Lions train, and the Joker hits another linesman!

👉 Rob's back at the helm!

👉 We've retired another big Bronco name.

👉 and we're joined by Ray Ray Thompson!

Rob has had enough of Season 2020 and sets up camp elsewhere, Mick takes charge and hands out some wooden spoons. Pete has a HUGE MULTI (plenty of purchase!). Welcome to ON THE RANCH!

The Cowboys try to do it with 12 against Storm and learn quickly that’s not enough

QCB turns up the heat in the hopes of melting the chocolate soldiers

And we bid farewell to one of the greats

We’re all nursing a little winners hangover

Can we keep it up against the Storm

And we’ve made it to 50 episodes!

We’re shark meat

Our fireproof suits are almost ready to fight some dragons

And one piece of our coaching puzzle might just be solved.

The try scoring streak ends as the knight cut us down

The sharks are circling

And it’s fight night

So close yet so far

The boys trek south to catch up with some mates

And we’re back to our regular logo

The don, did us

We've donned a different logo

And it's duck season, wabbit season, duck season wabbit season...

It’s a repeating tale of woe for the pride of the North but all signs point to improvement as we head to CBus Super Stadium for our mini-derby clash with the Titans.

The Seagulls stole all our hot chips

We’re sounding our own war horns in prep for the Raiders

And we're starting our own judiciary

It’s a rough old time as the Chocolate Soldiers take home the...er chocolates.

We pray that the sacked coach curse carries us over the Sea Eagles.

And we jump head first onto the coaching merry go round.

We caught salmonella from undercooked chicken

The trek south to face the Panthers is looking riskier every day

We’re getting our rooms ready to billet 13 extra southern teams all over QLD

And QLD legend Chris Walker joins us.

The eels were a little too slippery to be wrangled

We preheat the oven to 180 degrees for some roast chook

And we’ve subbed pistol out, for a machine

It’s NRL round 8 and we take some confidence from the gritty win against the Knights

Prep begins for the clash with the ladder leading Eels

And our good friend Mr George Gatis is here!

We’ve retreated to lick our tiger inflicted wounds

We’re sharpening our spears to keep the knights at bay

And we check who’s got a target on their back at CowboysHQ.

We’ve succumbed to the Tamworth Warriors

We got our cages ready for the tigers

And there’s a bit of give and take on the injury front

We’ve sprayed our hands with that sticky stuff

59-nil is our new favourite number

And there’s word we might have a crowd at QCB

We review Cowboys v Sharks

We Preview Warriors v Cowboys

We drag ourselves off the couch after what felt like the best weekend of footy ever

We’re outsourcing our own virtual crowd

And Pistol finally nailed a Multi

It’s a little bit of Deva Vu as the season restarts

We’re reserving some seats outside the stadium to listen in

We’re sweating on which ref Cam Smith is replacing

And the tipping comp restarts

Bob and Pistol's first foray into podcasting, taking an in depth look at the Cowboys preseason. We chat about our new recruits, our trial matches and our first team. We preview Round 1 vs the Dragons at 1300 Smiles and take a shot at some poor tipping.