On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys
By On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys
In depth reviews and previews of the North Queensland Cowboys games, news, tips and some clueless banter. The passion cannot be denied.
On The Ranch - NQ CowboysMar 30, 2021
Winging It
We had no runsheet for this one, so we made it up as we went along.
The first 17-18 minutes are our season predictions from March and well we could have done worse!
Enjoy the (probably) last show of the year!
Only The Beginning
So close
And we’re so proud
Ray Thompson 2.0
Its game week, Townsvilles first home prelim, and it’s gonna be huge!
And welcome back to the pod, the dreadlockless Ray Thompson
The Sheriff
The boys smashed out a 93 minute marathon like it was a jaunt up castle hill
We’re through to a home prelim!
And Todd Payten joins us for a chat!
Sharkmeat
We smashed the Panthers under 18s seconds stringers
And for the 1st time in 5 years, we’re in the finals!
We Forgot
We can’t remember much for this week, so we’re just going to assume we won yeah? Yeah?
The Squirrel
Woeful warriors whacked
The boiler is on for some bunny
And we put our nuts out for Tommy
Huge
The chooks cooked the books
The Warriors are back on the mainland
And Vale Paul Green
Fyle Keldt
The bruised bulldogs were beaten in bundaberg beautifully
We’re off to sydney to royally rip on the roosters
And we’ve turfed the Frog for Brother Kyle.
Cat n Dogs
The boys are back!
It's the bulldogs in bundaberg
And pistol is an old man
Walk The Dog
Hey! 2 points is 2 points!
Ahem
We sharpen ours swords for an assault on the Dragons
The Trophy
Queenslander!
Uh, slight blip in the Cowboys climb, but still on the same rung.
And we go up against the bye
Bear
It’s been bye week for the Cowboys where we all catch up with the family.
We look ahead to the origin decider and the game against the Sharks.
And we’ve got a special guest!
Stampede
<li><strong>We are undisputed derby champions!</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s all quiet in Cowboys country for bye week.</strong></li>
<li><strong>We celebrate even more players making Origin.</strong></li>
<li><strong>And superfan Josh Elmer joins the panel.</strong></li>
</ul>
KateKate
Origin, what origin??
It’s Derby week
And we’re joined by wordsmith extraordinaire, Kate Cornish
Hat Tricks
The Eagles have been wrangled
We look forward to Origin 2 starting Muzz
The Broncos are next on the Radar
Frogless
<li><strong>The Dragons were slain</strong></li>
<li><strong>Sea Eagles are the next tranche</strong></li>
<li><strong>Frog’s gone AWOL</strong></li>
<li><strong>Welcome to On The Ranch</strong></li>
</ul>
Horrow Show
<li><strong>Titans last week, Dragons this week, it’s like a medieval movie marathon</strong></li>
<li><strong>And we prep to endure a State of Origin with no Rabs</strong></li>
</ul>
Apply Within
<li><strong>We look at one of the leagues best defensive efforts this year</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s the other other XXXX derby…again.</strong></li>
<li><strong>And Origin is ramping up.</strong></li>
</ul>
Reece Robson
<li><strong>The Storm were downgraded to a low pressure system</strong></li>
<li><strong>The eyes are up wary of the Panthers</strong></li>
<li><strong>And Cowboys incumbent #9, Reece Robson, is in the paddock.</strong></li>
</ul>
Cummo Chameleon
<li><strong>The tigers get a lesson</strong></li>
<li><strong>The boys prep for a storm</strong></li>
<li><strong>Pistol has the bale batman voice</strong></li>
<li><strong>And superfan and patreon subscriber Cummo, joins us for the pod</strong></li>
</ul>
Drinky
<li><strong>The Knights were ultimately repelled after a nervous start</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s Magic Round!</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s Episode 100!</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s Pistol’s birthday, but where’s boo? (probably in court…)</strong></li>
<li><strong>And Scotty Drinkwater joins us at the desk</strong></li>
</ul>
Yung Maynie
<li><strong>We dined on Eel soup</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s time to prep the fortress for the incoming Knight assault</strong>
<ul>
<li><strong>One of us is rich</strong></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>And Jamayne Taunoa-Brown aka Yung Maynie, joins us at the desk.</strong></li>
</ul>
Salted
<li><strong>The titans are taken care of</strong></li>
<li><strong>The eels are about to feel the heat</strong></li>
<li><strong>And …. We’re rich!!!!</strong></li>
</ul>
Rip The Knob Off
<li><strong>The faders live up to their names</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s the other derby week</strong></li>
<li><strong>And we’ve isolated Pistol!</strong></li>
</ul>
GG
<li><strong>The boys heads are down after a single point heartbreak</strong></li>
<li><strong>Our heads are up as we look forward to the viking incursion</strong></li>
<li><strong>The phantom tipper is in the house, it’s the ranch ambassador, George Gatis!</strong></li>
</ul>
Inferring
<li><strong>Toddy infers some things</strong></li>
<li><strong>We infer some things</strong></li>
<li><strong>Rob’s got the sniffles</strong></li>
</ul>
Hendo's Sausage
<li><strong>The team has put enough points on the Broncos to seal the Derby until 2026</strong></li>
<li><strong>We prepare the barn for the chooks</strong></li>
<li><strong>And Hendo is in the house</strong></li>
</ul>
f3ldtybud
<li><strong>The cowbell is mightier than the horn</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s the first derby week of the year</strong></li>
<li><strong>And new dad Kyle Feldt is in the house</strong></li>
</ul>
Have you ever seen rain?
<li><strong>Wet n Wild dumps on Queensland Country Bank stadium</strong></li>
<li><strong>We’ve stolen the Tiger’s 9th spot and we’ll take it</strong></li>
<li><strong>And we need more cowbell</strong></li>
</ul>
Twinings
It’s game week! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Frog struggles with technology and team picking
And it’s bloody hot!
Fired Up
We're back!
It's season 2022, it's episode 90, it's all happening. The boys have been back in the studio for our biggest year yet. Get along for the ride, it's Cowboys year (maybe).
Juz E
<li><strong>It’s been awards week</strong></li>
<li><strong>We got some Furphys!</strong></li>
<li><strong>And Juzzy ONeill is in the poddock</strong></li>
</ul>
Pete Jokes
<li><strong>Pete’s thrown the toys out</strong></li>
<li><strong>We’re on the NQ titans</strong></li>
<li><strong>And it’s question time 2.0</strong></li>
</ul>
Fines
<li><strong>Jungle Ball proves the winner</strong></li>
<li><strong>The cashed up Roosters lead the revolt against the bunker</strong></li>
<li><strong>And what’s all this stuff falling from the sky!?</strong></li>
</ul>
Like Being In Tasmania
<li><strong>The dogs are looking good tonight, and I don’t mean the footy team</strong></li>
<li><strong>The debutant streak continues</strong></li>
<li><strong>And we countdown to the finals, which we won’t be a part of.</strong></li>
</ul>
Dad Jokes
<li><strong>Everyone’s back in the poddock</strong></li>
<li><strong>The mathematics are still being worked out for top eight</strong></li>
<li><strong>And Hendo’s on the extended squad for giving us bum multi legs</strong></li>
</ul>
Two Takes
<li><strong>The Taumalolo experiment is a fizzer<br />
</strong></li>
<li><strong>The finals become as likely as Pistol’s Multis<br />
</strong></li>
<li><strong>And the poddock’s playing musical chairs<br />
</strong></li>
</ul>
The Fan
<li><strong>Mad Monday ideas searches see a sharp increase<br />
</strong></li>
<li><strong>The Cowboys buy shares in Townsville University Hospital<br />
</strong></li>
<li><strong>And Lucky books a bunch of mystery flights because who knows where we play this week!<br />
</strong></li>
</ul>
The One With All The Intros
We’re breathing the clean air of the Poddock’s freshly cleaned aircons
Pistol’s been on the tools, for one whole day
And we’re donning the green and gold in prep for 2032
Get The Dogs
The world moves for the NRL
Footytips apologises by giving out participation trophies
And we batten down the hatches for the incoming storm
Spider Multi
We thought it was wabbit season, turns out it was duck season,
It’s Origin time again
And the QRL announces a large expansion.
Monsters Under the Bed
We’re back in the poddock,
The Hammer becomes the latest Cowboys Origin Star,
and we search for some beds to hide under
Live Lockdown Edition
We’re doing a special lockdown edition, LIVE!
Origin’s done. No, I'm not crying, you're crying.
And we look forward to taking on the Cowboys rejects, the Knights
The Hampster
We’ve copped another apology from the NRL bigwigs
More Cowboys make history, for State of Origin 2
And Ben Hampton is in the podcave!
Eyes Forward
Forget last week ever happened.
It's gone.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Move along.
Eyes forward to the Sharks.
#ridemcowboys
Three Way
It’s mate against mate
State against state
And tonight, it’s podcaster against podcaster against podcaster in a 3 way (battle)
Scoops
The warriors were weakened in a one point war
We go into the bye in a solid 7th
And it State Of Origin time, North Queensland style!
Tom Gilbert
The knights have been decapitated
We warm up our war dance
And Tom Gilbert joins us for a chat!
Patented
It's huuuuge