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On Asphalt Bones

On Asphalt Bones

By Scarlett Foster

Full-Cast, Episodic Audio Drama by the [Listless] network.

The world was fine until the Eye appeared - wasn't it? The Inquisitor wouldn't know; all they seem to do is read. Read, and learn, and try to prevent the world from getting any worse than it has already become. But there looms the ever-present threat of a new God - one with bones of asphalt and leathery flesh - who threatens to plunge the world into new chaos.
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[Listless] Website Update

On Asphalt BonesJul 01, 2023

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[Listless] Website Update

[Listless] Website Update

Our site returns at www.listlessnetwork.com

This is a great place to find information on our current, past, and future shows, as well as bonus content, updates, contact info, and more!

The site is an updated version of the one formerly hosted at listless.ga, and will continue to be updated.

Our current shows include:

  • On Asphalt Bones
  • The Children of Room 56
  • Tranthologies
  • Unnamed Anthology Podcast
  • The Story We Wanted to Tell
  • Dreamcasters

and more!

Give us a visit, over at www.listlessnetwork.com

Jul 01, 202300:39
Episode 9: The End of All Things

Episode 9: The End of All Things

This is the End. An end, of sorts, perhaps, but the End nonetheless.


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Cults
  • Abduction
  • Body Horror
  • Death of a main character
  • Finality?


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MwKs7ENYg-cri3ffHx6uYiPbdpLk2-OtxABbhbvd7kU/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WB-6pjrEhe8r8Bf3rwjaHZ5_olNZSGIbtu-CMP2qzi8/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VuWSeiDmdtsASOH6QldLV-pMxw26FGstmV2fi908hR4/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Scarlett Foster
  • Edited by Sammy Christiansen and Grey Kilgour
  • Directed by Sivan Raz
  • Audio Engineering and Music by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
  • Chloe Peterson as The Vault
  • Grey Kilgour as The Child
  • Wylan as The Outro


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

May 25, 202219:45
Episode 8: Unity

Episode 8: Unity

Nobody's perfect. That's the problem.


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Violence
  • Murder
  • Cannibalism
  • Cults
  • Merseyside


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17y8YssVzpqp81Jbb7s4IQ7PP1LnUHSkLV97XuLJCZos/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CjBbjQYHQKin9KLn1_v9_pPqOHjqvpvuF5X3BLaw_JM/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ik_IG5ZSuvzx15VazA7KBeg_dHzRW2sNVlwyW8Hsm-k/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Alex Abrahams
  • Directed by Sivan Raz
  • Audio Engineering and Music by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:

  • Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
  • Wylan as The Outro


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

May 11, 202222:36
Trailer 3: The End of Days

Trailer 3: The End of Days

INEFFABLEINEFFABLEINEFFABLE

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Stalking
  • Death/mass death (imagery/description)


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ND0eKH_-V4AhhA951hbRgzSYKncvRAnvLvI5dVoT_3U/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WMtWnwzhgzrKoA4ELJ07nYXTQf9dNRNY0Rm79TnAXFo/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Scarlett Foster
  • Edited by Alex Abrahams
  • Directed by Sivan Raz
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:

  • Chloe Peterson as the Vault


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Apr 06, 202204:49
Episode 7: INEFFABLE

Episode 7: INEFFABLE

INEFFABLEINEFFABLEINEFFABLE


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Police
  • Guns (inc. SFX)
  • Body horror (inc. SFX)
  • Abduction
  • Cults
  • Death of main characters
  • Suicidal intent


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZyGOVZ1VHx1aVwpU3BxyEPmYG-ZPaesiJLlbBBXlfvs/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ppaGk0v3lsCEcM22saIBWdW9ShbjftbOVDn-c8Jq5TU/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P9y-RY2Bf3gLayFTakLGEzfqCYvpxM420vCew7_tiuM/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Scarlett Foster
  • Edited by Alex Abrahams
  • Directed by Sivan Raz
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
  • Sammy Christiansen as the Corrupt Officer
  • Alanna Rogers as the Taken Officer
  • Chloe Peterson as The Vault
  • Ben Phantom as David Ashton
  • Wylan as The Outro


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Mar 23, 202225:23
Episode 6: Icarus

Episode 6: Icarus

INSIDETHEEYE


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Death
  • Violence
  • Being trapped
  • Military
  • Body Horror (including extensive sound effects)
  • Hive-minds


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Se6YDtcKwfkOaGT9Co2Rdj8b6vv8LRZKkF-06jXVmi0/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MSVLmxHRJbawdhPf9gEEtNOwjRjlKryBcfiySLkwEl8/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XhKMjkF24ijCOycZXRO0DDB_VoHJm1cI8nz7KoBpQeU/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Sammy Christiansen
  • Edited by Alex Abrahams
  • Directed by Alex Abrahams
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster and Alanna Rogers
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Finley Marius as Soldier 1 (Drew Garcia)
  • Zoey Davis as Soldier 2 (Dana Wilson)
  • Vincent Meier as Soldier 3 (Andy Green)
  • Wylan as The Outro


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Mar 09, 202218:34
Episode 4: Apple of My Eye

Episode 4: Apple of My Eye

DON'TGOOUTSIDE


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Implied child death
  • Implied death of a main character
  • Parental neglect
  • Absentee parents
  • Parental mistreatment/abuse
  • Apocalypse
  • Loss of innocence


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GxGeOYSHfn7jtg433hs2IovbBH-2QAjvdlHqYCK-abc/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y6JFOPNiqZZ2BQkJbvvuuEZ5AvwiPodd7h-wda5PEOw/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKcZ0d-FBXm8eggN6pC7wfqZAiqLkRxkjMY0rFMneNQ/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Alex Abrahams
  • Edited by Grey Kilgour and Sammy Christiansen
  • Directed by Alex Abrahams
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
  • Score by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Grey Kilgour as The Child
  • Mackenzie Dillon as The Mother
  • Devin McLaughlin as The Father and The Birthday Boy
  • Wylan as The Outro


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Feb 02, 202218:10
Episode 5: Head Trauma

Episode 5: Head Trauma

Explosive passions give way to explosive outcomes.


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Cults
  • Gore (SFX and description)
  • Loss of life (e.g. death)
  • Description of mass death/genocide
  • Insanity
  • Interpersonal conflict between main characters


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s1Zm6zMuX3Cn0qfEll0drOKi_EfVjT_I_7-5dxZmsyw/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14IcdH_8jFpTLOJMGA5-4YYE9mjKWYmbqR4fRo3PIyjQ/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hob8USGngvTSnygbmR4ikUlACDMvPjJ9IwskOER9-wc/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Scarlett Foster
  • Edited by Alex Abrahams
  • Directed by Sivan Raz
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
  • Score by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Sivan Raz as The Speaker/Cult Leader
  • Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier
  • Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Dec 08, 202115:12
Episode 3: The New New Testament

Episode 3: The New New Testament

Consider this a warning.


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Medical/Psychological Malpractice
  • Allusion and Reference to suicide
  • Religious Trauma
  • Cults
  • Loud Noises


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1doFNrnWVbbMpzP2f_y3rv0QX_ktEwyRj4n6gbVDXVNI/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V-LL2NiCUyRLvouc6A_5IesoMRHEmjg351NP2JutGqY/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G4UVkECJwtoRApiqLEU47crCvyUQnFUvFmTn8lKG-Og/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Scarlett Foster
  • Edited by Alex Abrahams
  • Directed by Sivan Raz
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
  • Score by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
  • Ben Phantom as David Ashton, the Prophet


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Nov 10, 202119:22
Episode 2: A Day in the Life

Episode 2: A Day in the Life

9-5, day in, day out. The crushing gears of capitalism stop for nobody - the Judgement included. 


CONTENT WARNINGS: 

  • Apocalypse 
  • Brief mentions of body horror, death, and violence 
  • Mentions of panic-buying (re: pandemic) 
  • Noodle sounds (it’s honestly nasty) 
  • References to homelessness and starvation 


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hsj5tRgQiWPlZEcj1uMg0b5bC2eUbnF4_PqXXRxTTXc/edit?usp=sharing 

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HzLuVuzSyZSPptc-HIDwVD_lKVF-k_g1h5w1B9Tldsg/edit?usp=sharing 

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NbgOb-ofV30oq32l5lz2fpX1IpWIySkc29OJkeaK0TE/edit?usp=sharing 


Credits: 

  • Written by Alex Abrahams 
  • Edited by Grey Kilgour  
  • Directed by Alex Abrahams 
  • Audio Engineering by Alanna Rogers 
  • Score by Scarlett Foster 
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan 


Featuring: 

  • Alex Abrahams as "Teen #1" 
  • Scarlett Foster as "Teen #2" 
  • Morgan Greensmith as Tyler 
  • Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse 
  • Emile Thompson as Piper 
  • Val West as Puck 
  • Michael M as Finn 
  • Mackenzie Dillon as the Receptionist 
  • Sammy Christiansen as Mr Wheeler


Enjoy this episode? Let us know! 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/ 

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/ 

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Oct 27, 202113:02
Episode 1: The Judgement Recollections

Episode 1: The Judgement Recollections

Return to where it all began - whether you want to or not.


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Audio depiction of a car crash
  • Loud noises
  • Isolation
  • Separation of parent and child
  • Parallels to the Coronavirus


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SLJ2j38j7MIKHcTn3PV4rXBpy4hj3wHam3J53QwK9Jg/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qelmlFoP_BVVr0D_IXnM2v3aWTO_WBj63IJKk95zlqE/edit?usp=sharing

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aGzqTYph7MoskXY4zVmg-y8fmv-Flo8vaszJvMSRBgQ/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Scarlett Foster 
  • Edited by Scarlett Foster 
  • Directed by Sivan Raz 
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster 
  • Score by Scarlett Foster 
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Katherine "Death" Andrýsková as The Reporter
  • Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
  • Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier


Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Oct 13, 202112:17
Bonus Episode 0: When Merriment's Done

Bonus Episode 0: When Merriment's Done

A relaxing walk through a lonely, undisturbed churchyard... or something along those lines, at least.

Scarlett's first piece of horror fiction - the rough edges are almost audible.


CONTENT WARNINGS:

  • Religious Trauma/Imagery
  • Blasphemy
  • Body Horror
  • Maggots
  • Implied child death
  • Implied mass extinction
  • Unclarified events
  • Strange ambiences
  • Mention of Cancer
  • Torture porn. This is straight-up torture porn.


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X9JCqnFaOQ8TOo2_FWNvJBQEJ8mXJUT3W9RVtOSzjjU/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gxszMJcaYyy_2_YWnv5fASJtUrAitPpdShbHBK1qvIQ/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

  • Written by Scarlett Foster
  • Edited by Scarlett Foster
  • Directed by Scarlett Foster
  • Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
  • Score by Scarlett Foster
  • Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan


Featuring:

  • Scarlett Foster as The Narrator
  • Katherine "Death" Andrýsková as The Being, The Creature, and The Voice


Enjoy this trailer? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Oct 06, 202124:19
Trailer 2: Hearsay

Trailer 2: Hearsay

Best taken with a pinch of salt.


*CONTENT WARNING: Body Horror (Eyes), War Imagery and Descriptions, and a Dash of Apocalypse*

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KWYpG0fkhXuuHBOsjMb-MkCWGkX2egAKBvIQvU4nKVU/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KDlAZqq1kQ929hObQn0wiQde630VRw_XLVEPYCTWCO4/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Scarlett Foster

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering by Alanna Rogers

Score by Alanna Rogers

Logo/Cover Art by Mort


Featuring:

Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Wylan as The Outro


Enjoy this trailer? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Sep 01, 202104:37
Trailer 1: A New Perspective

Trailer 1: A New Perspective

This is the End.


Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ybZcMSXDoLvbtbDekqZIKmu5ANtClzhhdI2TgHOu1Wk/edit?usp=sharing

Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13VaRsyyGoSJlCecQ-lsEcRYVuQj6qatxp2X97EzxVuY/edit?usp=sharing


Credits:

Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Scarlett Foster

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort


Featuring:

Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Wylan as The Outro


Enjoy this trailer? Let us know!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

Website: https://www.listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones/

Aug 04, 202103:04