Checkin' In With Csomo

My review of Campbell's Beef with Vegetables and Barley condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting.

This episode is definitely not about chinchillas.

My review of Campbell's Chicken Wonton condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting.

How do you get to the top of iTunes? With the help of guys like John of course! Let's see if he can help the entire Podfix network, Radiolab and me. Call the hotline! 941-385-6985

My review of Campbell's condensed New England Clam Chowder soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. In this episode I'll also wrap up NaPodPoMo 2020 by taking a few phone calls and telling you about the best and worst soups that I had. Please listen to the This Week Today,  Pop Up Film Cast and Two Girls on a Bench podcasts. All of them can be found at www.podfixnetwork.com Campbell's can be found on Twitter @CampbellsCares. Let them know what you thought of the podcast. Thank you for listening! ~ Paul

My review of Campbell's Beef with Vegetables and Barley condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting.

My review of Campbell's Cream of Broccoli condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting.

My review of Campbell's Chicken Gumbo condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting.

My review of Campbell's Cream of Bacon condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Tomato Bisque condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Cream of Celery condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Old Fashioned Vegetable condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's French Onion condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Cream of Onion condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Golden Mushroom condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Cream of Asparagus condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Beefy Mushroom condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Homestyle Chicken Noodle condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Chicken Noodle condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Cream of Chicken and Mushroom condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Vegetable Beef condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

In this update I answer a couple of questions about how I make the podcast and give you my thoughts on grilled cheese and tomato soup pairings. Call the voicemail with anything soup related! (941) 315-6985

My review of Campbell's Cream of Shrimp condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Beef Broth condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Cheddar Cheese condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Broccoli and Cheese condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Chicken Broth condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Tomato and Rice condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Chicken and Rice condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Tomato condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's  Split Pea and Ham condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Minestrone condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Bean and Bacon condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

My review of Campbell's Vegetarian Vegetable (formerly Vegetarian Alphabet) condensed soup. All soups reviewed in this series were prepared using bottled water and heated in a microwave for exactly two and a half minutes. No sauces or seasonings were added prior to tasting. 

An actual celebrity encounter I had in 1994. You're just going to have to take my word for it.

The trailer for my 2020 NaPodPoMo project: The Campbell's Soup Review!

Where have I been? What have I been doing? Where is any of this headed?

It's late and I tried to do an ad for Anchor and I was really tired so screw it this is just going to be the entire episode.

On this edition of One Star Review Theatre, Paul is joined by the wonderfully talented Moxie LaBouche. Moxie is the creator and host of the world-renowned Your Brain On Facts podcast and an author of a book also called Your Brain on Facts. Please enjoy these dramatic readings of one star reviews gathered from Rotten Tomatoes, Amazon and IMDB for the 1962 classic motion picture "To Kill A Mockingbird". Visit Moxie's website for links to the podcast and book. You won't be sorry. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/

Stop.

Chris Green joins me for another round of one star reviews for the 2013 Disney film "Frozen" and we listen to an audition! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul drives a virtual big rig across the American west. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985 Cowpoke Radio: http://cowpokeradio.com/

Wherein Paul gives you a little update and talks about the best YouTube video he's seen all week. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985 Here's the video. Watch it for yourself. Tell me I'm wrong: https://youtu.be/V7mTloN1Jdg

Welcome to One Star Review Theater. Dramatic readings of one star reviews of pop culture, places and things that nearly everyone agrees are incredible. Please enjoy these selections of one star reviews from Google, Amazon and Rotten Tomatoes for the 1980 movie "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back". Presented by Paul Csomo and Baylee Csomo.

I just remembered the name of the actor who portrayed Captain Kathryn Janeway on Voyager.

Who is the best Star Trek captain? Vlado wants to know.

Wherein I am plagued by audio problems at home so I have to record something on my phone.

Wherein Matthew is introduced to the music of The Doors and gives his verdict. Call the voicemail! (941)315-6985

Wherein Patricia regales us with the story of the time she saw Sir Ian McKellen naked! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein county government works just as well as it always does and the public is stupid. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul hears a voice he hasn't heard in 30 years. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Keith wants to know about my toilet paper situation and he also requested a boating forecast. Here you go, Keith! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Torey wants some music to listen to! How about some nice relaxing YouTube channels instead? Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985 Recommended channels: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbpMy0Fg74eXXkvxJrtEn3w https://www.youtube.com/user/greeningofgavin https://www.youtube.com/user/understandblue https://www.youtube.com/user/BobRossInc https://www.youtube.com/user/jastownsendandson

Wherein Paul has an important public service announcement aimed at new podcasters. I forgot that I made this a week or so ago! Call the voicemail (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul talks about getting scared by a lawyer and Adam calls the voicemail with the fishing report! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

This episode is best listened to with headphones. The voicemail number is (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul has a brush with a fame and then finds out what sort of potato he is. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul chats with his buddy Chris from the I Like To Like Things podcast. Then Paul calls a man called "Paul Peter" who resides in Bangladesh. Paul Peter has promised expert level podcast promoting. What will happen? Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Apu from Bangladesh wants to help Paul reach top of iTunes. Will this podcast reach new levels of success? Listen and find out. With shoutouts to Phil Rood and literally everyone on the Podfix network. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

My worst nightmare has happened. I failed to give you the boating forecast and now Phil is in trouble. If you need the boating forecast for your area please let me know so that nothing terrible happens again. Or if you just want me to read it for my area that's fine too. The voicemail number is (941) 315-6985. Hang in there, Phil. We'll find you very soon.

Paul's attempts at TSA efficiency go horribly wrong. Also Neil DeGrasse Tyson ruins movies. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

John King aka The Crappie Hippie sends Paul an audio clip regarding gross bar soap, the name Seamus, guys who sing low and Donna Hume! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Samantha's neighbor's dog won't stop yapping. Here's what Paul would do about it. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul has a really great idea for his first episode on the PODFIX NETWORK! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985 podfixnetwork.com

Paul just wants everyone to have free ibuprofen. Voicemails and a poop story too! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Not the final episode you deserve. However I DID have a successful NANOPODMO! Yay? I'll make it up to you tomorrow assuming that I live through today.

Wherein Paul uses the power of the Internet to determine which kind of sandwich he is. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Here is a little excerpt from the chat I had with Steph Fuccio who is the host of the Geopats podcast and who is also doing her own NAPODPOMO project! To hear the full interview with a lot of fun and surprises go subscribe to the Geopats podcast. It's everywhere podcasts are found and it's truly delightful. I had a great time chatting with her. Go to: geopats.podbean.com ~and~ stephfuccio.com to hear, see and do more!

Wherein Paul prepares for his holiday weekend by staying at home and maybe going to see that Mr. Rogers movie. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Laura wants to know what phrases and sayings drive Paul nuts and OMG WTF does he have a list. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Paul calls his buddy Adam Higgins' brand spanking new voicemail number and answers a lovely question from Chris! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Paul and Matthew sit down to recap the first time they tried to enjoy 311 and then try once again to listen to songs suggested by none other than T-Rad-G. Will their minds be changed? Listen and find out! The sound gets weird toward the end. Apologies in advance. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

What was supposed to put me out of work for six weeks had me down for about five months. Hear the tale of how my ankle came to be a complete pile of garbage complete with crunchy ankle sounds. Thanks to the guys at the Podcast Discovery Show. That show is worth listening to. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-podcast-discovery-show/id1217144814 Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein a listener submits a crazy story via voicemail and Paul talks about alligator encounters! Leave a voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul talks about his Funko Pop collection and what it means to him. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul has kind of a blah day and gives advice on picking the perfect pet. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Just a quickie! An anonymous listener sends in his terrible poop story! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Wherein Paul is having a difficult time finding seeds in a farming supply store. Or anywhere for that matter. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Voicemails! Also Paul really doesn't like horror. Chad wants to know what he hasn't tried yet but would be good at? The answer is GHOST TOURS. Leave a voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Adam Higgins said nice things about me so I'm saying nice things back to him because he's great and I admire him. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Paul and Clay Groves of the Fish Nerds Podcast have a crossover NANOPODMO event! Paul contributes a news story to the "Fish In The News" segment and then the guys tell poop stories. Tell me your poop story or really anything on the voicemail! (941) 315-6985 Visit www.fishnerds.com and listen to Clay's podcast!

Paul talks all things food with people who have left voicemails and questions! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985

Being tired is my default setting. Also chocolate chip cookies, peeing in the shower, going commando and the Titanic!

Paul stinks at Settlers of Catan and every other board game and recounts a tale of a horrible breakup. Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985‬

Paul attempts to start gardening again and answers some lovely voicemails from Kate, Chris and Derek! Call the voicemail! (941) 315-6985‬

A short little update episode wherein Paul tells you where the show is, where it's going and gives you the voicemail number! ‪ (941) 315-6985‬

Paul hurts his back while unconscious and tries alternative medicine. Also Vlado wants to know why we are so adamant on using the metric system in the US. Also ASMR.

Paul has a bad experience at a Vietnamese restaurant that was surprising and completely subverted his expectations. Also you can vote for Varmints at the Discover Pods website for Best Kids & Family podcast of 2019. Go here: https://awards.discoverpods.com/2019-discover-pods-awards-finalists/?fbclid=IwAR2JgQBDjKHASbn_PQxDhyj20vp_jcKl1696OMZXbxGrdRhoQ8DpKhvQUa0 Please also consider voting for these fine podcasts: Sports Podcast - The Fish Nerds Podcast Interview Style Podcast - Ignorance Was Bliss History Podcast - The Story Behind Kids & Family - Mirths and Monsters podcast TV & Movies Podcast - Epic Film Guys Audio Drama or Fiction Podcast - Girl In Space Arts Podcast - Oh No Lit Class Health & Fitness - Hate to Weight People's Choice - Dark Poutine

YouTube, a little housekeeping, and a broken father/daughter relationship.  Here is the RSS feed for this podcast: https://anchor.fm/s/ff6ad10/podcast/rss

T-Rad-G asks "What makes 311 suck?" Matthew joins me for a special episode for NANOPODMO to give me his first impressions of the band 311. And we read YouTube comments. And we tell you why 311 sucks. 

Wherein Paul endures a bee sting and a social gathering and addresses someone else's neighborhood drama. 

A university professor just doesn't want people showing her pictures of fish or their weird, gross bodies. Is that so wrong?

A clarification on my last name and embarrassing true tales of embarrassment.

All the behind the scenes stuff from the Varmints! podcast. Also how I started liking my last name a whole lot less. With mentions of Kate from Ignorance Was Bliss and Adam from Odd Dad Out.

Paul is very tired and tells a tale of staying home from school. Thanks to Cory and Donna for the request. "Hash Out" is the bed music and you can find it on sessions.blue Phil Rood made my awesome logo. Stop yawning.

Why am I doing this? For the challenge. Also I'm an idiot. I'll outline what I'm going to do for the next month. It's not that original. And I'll play you a sample of what I was going to do before I flamed out gloriously. The bed music is too loud and I am nervous. Enjoy this intro and my audio art called "Coxswain". My logo was created by the more talented than me Phil Rood.