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Podcast Action Hero

Podcast Action Hero

By Gavin & Jamie

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear two old friends chat about Arnold Schwarzenegger films for an hour.

Join Gavin and Jamie as they talk about a randomly-selected movie from Arnie's filmography that Jamie has almost certainly never seen and Gavin has almost certainly failed to do any research on.

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My Whole Body's A Weapon

Podcast Action HeroMar 14, 2022

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My Whole Body's A Weapon

My Whole Body's A Weapon

In this episode, Gavin and Jamie talk about 2019's Terminator Dark Fate. Highlights include: Unraveling the web of sequels and ret-cons, gravity, Cameron in charge, representation matters, the Kanye cinematic universe, Gav's amazing impression, and a special announcement.
Mar 14, 202201:06:10
Why Are They Trying To Kill Us?

Why Are They Trying To Kill Us?

In this episode Gavin and Jamie talk about 1984's Conan the Destroyer. Highlights include; Conan should watch Corridor Crew, British TV Trauma, Grace Jones as Grace Jones, r/niceguys, furry fury, how to pick up men,
Feb 28, 202201:01:38
Is This What Poison Feels Like?

Is This What Poison Feels Like?

In this episode Gavin and Jamie talk about 2017's Killing Gunther. Highlights include; Gavin disappoints the Knoxville fans, angry fans and Easter eggs, Moneyballing your casting choices, overprotective brothers, and Cord Billmont has left the building.
Feb 14, 202256:34
You Make Us Immigrants Look Bad

You Make Us Immigrants Look Bad

In this episode Gavin and Jamie talk about 2013's The Last Stand. Highlights include; the beginning is the end, welcome to Jackass, Jamie doesn't read, Gav's fan theory, 'tis but a scratch, Forest Whitaker has asthma, and ultimate empathy.
Jan 31, 202201:02:03
Dreams and Talk

Dreams and Talk

In this episode Gavin and Jamie talk about 1987's The Running Man. Highlights include;
Jan 17, 202251:26
No Sequel For You.

No Sequel For You.

In this episode Gavin and Jamie are talking about 1993's "Last Action Hero". Highlights include; time-travel thievery, Jesus writes movies, Nick the pervert, Bill's side-hustle, read the room, ginger lives matter, post-Arnold trauma, he's death, and (dis)honourable mentions.
Jan 03, 202259:52
Remember This Shit At Christmas

Remember This Shit At Christmas

Happy Christmas, Podcast Action Heroes! In this episode Gavin and Jamie talk about 2010's, 2012's and 2014's Expendables trilogy. You can also watch a video of this episode on our YouTube channel (link in bio). Highlights include; role reversal, Stallone is a pussy, men being men, not all Latinas are called Maria, not everything is about transformers, don't piss off the pandas, Jamie has feelings for Chunck Norris, and surprisingly progressive.
Dec 20, 202101:08:03
Do You Smell That?

Do You Smell That?

In this episode Gavin and Jamie are talking about 2015's "Maggie". Highlights include; depressingly relevant, impending doom, taking control, zero to murder, Jamie's not a hugger, medical negligence and a Podcast Action Hero first!
Dec 06, 202101:01:38
Thanks For Your Advice.

Thanks For Your Advice.

In this episode Gavin and Jamie talk about 2002's "Collateral Damage". Highlights include; 9/11 fallout, the ravages of time, male grooming, Arnold's got range, communist reptiles and a love for Lenin.
Nov 22, 202149:55
I Am Not Shitting On You.

I Am Not Shitting On You.

In this episode Gavin and Jamie talk about 1988's "Red Heat". Highlights include; Jamie confuses his 80s movies, death by film chat, Jamie worries about offending everyone, anti-climatic death scenes, recasting Belushi's role, and an underwhelming conclusion. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @podactionhero and leave a review on Apple podcasts.
Nov 08, 202153:51
What Is Best In Life?

What Is Best In Life?

In this episode Gavin and Jamie are discussing 1982's Conan the Barbarian. Highlights include; Conan pronunciation, Masters of the Universe sucks, a man of varied tastes, RIP Elon Musk, Conan doesn't care about your agenda and Thulsa gets the chop.
Oct 25, 202101:04:22
You'd Be Amazed What You'll Agree To When You're On Fire

You'd Be Amazed What You'll Agree To When You're On Fire

In this episode Gavin & Jamie are discussing 1999's "End of Days". Highlights include: - Millennium paranoia - Bad names - Sexual assault as character development - Suicidal ideation is not a personality quirk - Storytime with Jamie - Doctors can't diagnose death - Arnold doesn't care what he eats - Train drivers don't like to be late. Link to Urban Explorers mentioned in Jamie's story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO68TBIWSQU
Oct 11, 202101:15:13
What In God's Name Is Happening??

What In God's Name Is Happening??

Gavin and Jamie needed a few beers to tackle this one. Maybe you will too! With bad language and spoilers abound! Absolute depths of the lowlights include; thank you for your participation, Rutger's voice, Jamie disses Jason Flemyng, don't mention British colonialism, the pieces are all falling into place, and Arnold has no loyalty to the empire.
Sep 27, 202156:32
Winning Improves Your Wardrobe

Winning Improves Your Wardrobe

Gavin and Jamie are both feeling a little under the weather for this one, so if you're looking for energy and enthusiasm, you're in for a Raw Deal. Highlights include; Gavin likes squibs, Jamie is a secret architecture critic, 80s suits are better than 90s suits, Gavin can't remember names, and those aren't called calipers.
Sep 13, 202101:08:13
Rich As Cream & Feeling Fine

Rich As Cream & Feeling Fine

Exactly what kind of film is Stay Hungry? Is it a Hallmark-esque melodrama? Is it a gritty crime thriller? Is it a camp sex-comedy? Join Gavin and Jamie as they try to figure out exactly what the hell they just watched. Highlights include; authentic fetish, Arnold's mole, human trafficking, Scatman on a horse, Christopher Nolan: rip-off artist, stick fiddles and moonshine, and the story takes a dark turn.
Aug 30, 202101:23:31
The 'Vette Gets 'Em Wet

The 'Vette Gets 'Em Wet

In this episode, Gavin and Jamie talk about the least James Cameron-y James Cameron film; True Lies. Highlights include; Arnold is the worst choice for a secret agent, perfect action, Arnold in a mall, Simon's thoughts on women, covert spy work is attractive to shitty husbands, and it's Jamie's nightmare: part 3.
Aug 16, 202101:13:59
Here's To You, Dad!

Here's To You, Dad!

'Tis the season to be miserable as Gavin and Jamie talk about one of the worst Arnie films of his career; Jingle All The Way. Lowlights include; mattresses are for life not just for Christmas, capitalism is terrible, getting parenting wrong, know your animals, Howard the sociopath, and Jamie's nightmare: part 2.
Aug 02, 202101:03:52
It's Not A Toomah!

It's Not A Toomah!

TW: Parental abuse, domestic abuse. This one goes off the rails. Gavin loves Kindergarten Cop and Jamie's never seen it (shocker). Highlights: 80s family films had lots of murder, the use of abuse as character motivation, the indoctrination of young minds, Jamie doesnt like people with ponytails, Gavin remembers being born, and we learn Jamie's nightmare.
Jul 19, 202101:02:04
Doesn't Anybody Die Anymore?

Doesn't Anybody Die Anymore?

What does it mean to be a human? What are are the ethical implications of human cloning? How would the world change if we never died? These and other deep philosophical questions go unanswered when Gavin and Jamie discuss The 6th Day. Highlights include; After Effects is not a toy, going from zero to murder, Arnold thinks everything he does is great, dildonics, is cloning racist, and kids ruin everything.
Jul 05, 202159:35
Hey, Buddy, You Got A Dead Cat In There Or What?

Hey, Buddy, You Got A Dead Cat In There Or What?

In the first episode of Podcast Action Hero, Gavin and Jamie talk about the legendary 1984 sci-fi thriller The Terminator. 

Highlights include; 

Gavin learns that stuntmen are a thing Violent fisting Jamie is a marketer's wet dream Sweaty arses in 1980s movies The biggest action scene in the movie is completely forgotten.
Jun 21, 202101:04:59