The Pranks & Firth Podcast

Pod

Same is it always is Podcast with two blokes talking

Bingo

Send nudes!

Zap

This is maybe the perfect episode, ash is driving Justin is doing songs it’s classic

Bad audio from Ash mic issues

Pod

It’s going to be out tomorrow not likely

Here it is again

Lovely bit of business

No idea what we spoke about and it was literally 12 hours ago

It’s Monday

Here’s last week Patreon episode. For free as a gift

In this episode I once again attack the character of comedian Louie Green and some other local comics

Morning

Panks said a thing it was funny

Hup

Same as it ever is

Let’s keep doing this for ever

HI-YA!  Another solo. Panks is own his own again so skip if you want, but our side of the listener/creators contract is fulfilled.   It's free anyway, you fucking shit-house. 

Bit of a shit one maybe. Give it a swerve if I was you. But it's there, so at least you can't moan about that. 

Jussie Peanuts has some sad news for us all. Please be patient and normality will be resumed as soon as possible AKA ASAP 

Atoms they’re everywhere

In this episode you can hear ask and ash from Justin’s headphones…. I give up

All ok until it wasn’t and Panks had to talk to himself for a bit

Hello me ol’ muffins

The queen gets a fitting send off. I wasn't there but I imagine there was a lovely spread with none of that Iceland/Farmfoods shit. Probably all goose fat-this and duck egg-that round them parts.  Also, never buy a 'gym towel' They are designed to not get the inside of your gym bag wet, which sounds good, until you realise it manages this by NOT SOAKING UP ANY FUCKING WATER OFF YOUR SKIN AFTER YOU SHOWER! Eat more fish.

You try talking about nothing for forty fucking minutes then, big man. Let’s see how you get on.

Podcast

But of this bit of that

Nothing

Panks solo pod (again)

Ash is driving and it’s late, remember I don’t care.

Should be one tomorrow

Podcast is here

New podcast

No need for any of this is there

Here it is it’s creaky and noisy

Hello here is another episode for the listener. It’s not episode 500 I’ve got no idea what episode it is

Podcast, couldn’t care less

Sorry as always

Enjoy

Podcast

A day late and ash is in transit you get what you pay for

Just go and do it

A pod

Pod enjoy

This has nothing to do with sex

Here you go

We’re never using Anchor to record our pod again.

We didn’t have a regular pod for you this week so here is the Patreon listener pod with Christopher “Tofu” Topherson it’s good, there are some mouth sounds from someone and our ignorance must not be underestimated

I recorded some stuff on green room as I couldn’t get time with Panks, then a lady called joy joined, so I’ve edited it to make it as funny as possible, then I got to speak to panks…. Then it cut out, then I was driving…. Then his young child vomited up on himself….. I chucked the green room on at the end…. Sorry in advance

Sorry it’s late Ash is away so here is a Panks solo pod, if you want the true P&F clubs experience pay $1 and you’ll get new podcasts EVERY WEEK!!

Pod

Barely edited so if there are terrible things said keep them to yourself yeah?!

Hello, it’s Monday it’s Pranks and Firth!

www.Patreon.com/pranksandfirth for the episode.

Www.Patreon.com/prankandFirth

Thursdays ep

Podcast

Both driving but surprisingly good quality.

Ash and a Justin are joined by listener and patron Paugh Boign for a lovely bonus episode

A windy start, then some real live chat

Chat

Ash was mobile and there was a storm. Give us a break it’s free

Listen to this

Hello, podcasts are great sent they

A race against time as Justin only has 19% battery on his phone

Justin has fully bought in on EVERY conspiracy theory, even the ones that contradict the others

We finally wrap up the covid story once and for all and Ash loses the plot over Justin’s fat tongue.

Two sleepy boys do a podcast

Podcast podcast podcast

No pod but should be back Thursday

Hello, let ash know if you’d come watch a show in Southend…

Here you go

No one can believe the baby still isn’t here so we’ve managed to record another episode!

Merry Christmas here a little episode for your stocking

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Another theory from Pranks but this one is a bit too true

Hello, Jannis made us use Anchor and Justin’s WiFi has been terrible so it’s Jannis fault

Too many truths means this pod is glitchy as F, it was a choice between deleting it or just doing what we could and popping it out.

Thursday pod for your ears.

There is a lot of fun to be had listening to podcasts, so here’s one we made earlier. We are recording another one tomorrow or Wednesday so get in touch

Thursday Thursday Thursday

The first Monday episode in the new biweekly set up, how long will it work?! Who knows just enjoy out while you can!

Ash was driving signal again shit but we have a HUGE announcement

Ash’s signal was ropey but we got something recorded, it wasn’t his fault there was a WiFi issue in the area so leave me alone!

We argue but believe the same thing and Jussie P has an opinion no one was expecting and Ash is not sure how he feels about Lego

It’s under an hour get over it it’s free. Love you bye

Couldn’t get it below 1 hour, sorry, there are some tech glitches but I am beyond editing them out. Come on guys what do you really care…

Sorry guys Jussie P is away working and Gigs have become a thing so no regular ep this week as it stands. Back next week

Weekly podcast as you’d expect

Somewhere hidden in this weeks episode is a secret sit down luxury tinkle from Jussie P, see if you can find it, and let us know when it is!

Weekly podcast surely no more than the 2 people who commented last week read this

Hello, it’s my belief no one has ever read this bit. Tweet me if I’m wrong and I’ll write a bespoke poem here for you next time

Weekly does it.

We talk about Norm at length, then some stories from our pasts. Thats it

A legend of comedy has died in Norm and we instead of releasing a podcast urge you to spend the hour you would have listened to us watching the man himself in anyway you can, be that his Netflix special or over on YouTube

Well, he’s done it. The funniest thing Panks has ever said.

Back again, sound quality is old school P&F at no extra cost

Weekly pod. Coming to you Live and Exclusive from 2 Uk locations

It’s another instalment of that podcast you like

Just a quick one with Ash testing some new material.

Patreon Samuel C-something-White talks to Jussie P and AshL F about getting into Stand up and all that old rubbish, I f you want to do the same go here and sign up! https://patreon.com/PranksandFirth?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=creatorshare

Latest episode Hope you enjoy, anyone reading this? Anyone listening

This is what you’re missing out on if you’re not already a Patreon!

Back together two blokes talking

Just a chat with a few listeners!

Either me and Panks or just me will do a green room pod tomorrow

Two blokes talking weird glitch with the edit so if it sounds weird it’s anchors fault

Jussie P is back in town, well he’s out of town but we were able to record at least, get in touch, leave a voice memo on Anchor, and come join us on Thursday for a Greenroom pod

A live episode recorded on “Greenroom” an app you definitely need to get as I think we will be doing more of this sort of thing!

Go get the Greenroom app and join me about 20:00-20:30

It’s Ash’s birthday that’s all you need to know, did you send a card or present?

A podcast a podcast. What’s there actual point

This week Ash is gardening and Justin is depressed and drunk, could all this be related?

Hello, just a quick bit of news for you, couple of things!

Ash did a gig with Matt Adlington and thought he would have a chat and let you hear it.... delete it if you don’t like it.

The most editing I’ve ever done. Surely that makes it worth telling some people about or dropping a dollar on Patreon.

Recorded 4 hours after we had arranged we may seem a little tired!

Hello, another podcast from two hero’s who are aware of the backlog

We squeezed an episode into a difficult schedule but it’s packed with top top quality features, jokes and all the craaaaazy characters you’ve come to know and love

We think this is a really good one. We hear Jussie P’s origin story for the first time

Just testing the new pod hosts work!

Thanks for Ostend got, does anyone read these? Let me know and I’ll send you a sticker...

A podcast

It’s a weekly podcast, we talk about some stuff, same as every week

A podcast for you

Here’s this weeks podcast, Ash has a rant

Just a podcast

Ooh it’s a good one

I wouldn’t bother listening, I tried something it didn’t really work, sometimes nothing is better than something, if that something is a steaming pile of toilet.

This episode sounds like Justin is in the toilet, and his phone is downstairs recording him, nothing I can do about it now so there you go

New pod, there will be 2 bonus pods on feb as we missed Jeans bonus... sorry

Just Justin this week, a treat for any Ash haters

Another episode cuts off when Panks computer shut down

Hello again old friends, anyone read this?

Can you see the odd glitch in this one not sure how it happened but I’ve left it in

Pointless text box...

Another podcast here

Thanks for listening and supporting the podcast.

thanks for listening, and for all you support

The best Pranks and Firth podcast ever recorded? i should think so

Take this!

we love podcasts, this is a podcast do you like it too? tell us, please god tell us

Welcome back listener, greta to be back and thanks for listening, please get in touch, your messages make it much easier to chat shit...

we are back! this one is a bit dark but when you dont plan what youre going to say there is nothing you can do is there!

This week we talk about rocking each other’s brains out you might as well listen. We are opting for a zero publicly option currently

Back, a bit deep but cathartic

Did a gig and thought you might like to hear it...

Sorry for the delay... been busy not doing comedy. Trying to be fully back now. Go to Patreon.com to hear more new content.

Here’s another one for what it’s worth, sorry it’s late, tech issues

Hello Who’s reading this? No one that’s who

Alright listener, Keep your noon theories coming in, keep anything coming in really Subscribe and Patreon and kofi you know whatever you want

Hey. Podcast, I’ve got really lazy with these description. Support us on Patreon and Ko-fi please

It’s just another podcast guys, calm down...

Hello again, we talk again, get involved would you?

Hello This is our podcast, there are some references so German concentration camps in this episode nothing too in-depth it just cropped up in conversation and sometimes we are light hearted about it, again not too deep just two people talking. Enjoy and get in touch, give us your moon theory. Support on Patreon and ko-fi if you want to

Hello you beautiful people. This weeks pod has some mobile phone feed back like it was recorded in 1998. Hopefully Janis is still not dead. Www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth Or for a more casual support Www.ko-fi.com/Pranks

Hello weary traveller. Thanks for downloading this podcast, if you want more why not sign up to out Patreon and get some bonus content including videos, extra podcasts, space based certificates etc... Www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth Or for a more casual support Www.ko-fi.com/Pranks

Alright listener, this is a good one we think Support us if you like Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth Www.ko-fi.com/pranks Or go to our pinned tweet on twitter and visit CD Keys and buy a cheap game!

Another clip from Ash and Matt Adlington’s Radio Essex Show “Phoney Talent” this time it’s Paul with his world record Rubics cube attempt

Hello! We have a sponsor of sorts, if you like cheap computer games to download click on this link below, or on out Twitter and go buy one and they’ll send us money! It’s mad isn’t it?! CDKeys is great I got animal crossing for £39! http://www.cdkeys.com/?mw_aref=Pranks Support us on Patreon Www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth Or Ko-fi Www.ko-fi.com/Pranks

Here is a little bit of audio from the radio show I (Ash) do with friend of the show Matt Adlington, we started a competition called “phoney Talent” where people could call in with their amazing talent to the people of Essex.

Hi Here’s a podcast

Hello again Just a note that Patreon will start again from April first payment will be at and of that month the extra content will be up and ready so join if you want and cancel if you don’t want to! We love you, currently ALL our gigs are cancelled so any support is hugely appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth https://ko-fi.com/pranks

Enjoying the podcast? Why not tell a friend? We love you! This one is a bit grubby.

Hello listener, feeling a bit more with it now, get involved tweet us leave a review tell a friend about the podcast

Thanks for your continued support thanks to the huge support on ko-fi we will be thanking by name on the next pod, its so appreciated. we are still finding our feet after so long off, but we are excited to get going again

Weekly. Told you

Quick here it is...

Time, circumstances, depression and finances have delayed things, we will try to have another one next week too!

Just a taste before the pod comes back later in the week

Awooga sound issues nearly another lost pod, but it’s here last weeks pod today. We are again sorry for the crap ness all round. We are gigging together this week so some exclusive Patreon content will exist at least

Here we go again, this week the boys are meeting up so get your questions in on Twitter

Back again with a brand new sound this is a good one! Thanks for being there.

Thanks so much for being there. It means a huge amount. Listen now and for ever more. We’re back for the long haul.

A second run at this episode after it was mysteriously deleted by the man.

Hello here you go. DM on twitter or Patreon if you want a mug £10 to you if you’re in UK I’ll check postage internationally ASAP

Blam! 153! Mugs are ready if you want to buy one let us know and you can! Price and details coming soon

Chat and that’s about it.

We’re late but we’re here! All is well, Jannis told is off but we were recording at the time so no harm done. Thanks so much for the support and the listens please continue to share the podcast and telling people about it.

Thank you for downloading and indeed listening! This week is some of Justin’s voices and holiday parks. If you want you can support the podcast for some extra podcast goodness by going to Www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth If you want a t shirt they’re £19.50 or £18.50 if you’re a Patreon!

The T-shirt’s have been ordered and dispatched, but who else wants one? And what should they cost? We talk about the 2020 P&F calendar too To support and receive exclusive content ranging from podcasts, video, T-shirt’s and stickers get on... Www.patreon.com/PranksAndFirth Or Www.ko-fi.com/Pranks

Merry Easter or whatever, two blokes talking Justin is on the verge and Ash is in size 11 stilettos. If you want extra content have a look at us on Patreon Www.Patreon.com/PranksAndFirth there are all sorts of things there for you.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Together in the dining room

Sorry it’s late but you know, Justin... Support on www.Patreon.com/pranksandfirth if you want some stickers! More stuff coming soon, if you have any ideas please let us know and we will work on it!

Alright listener?! Another podcast to listen to, this week we are getting together to do some work and are going to do a live feed on YouTube on Tuesday night, you can ask us a question if you like!

He’s been ill again but now we’re back....again If you want exclusive stickers sign up for the $5 flat Firthers level on www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth and they will be posted just as soon as they arrive! For one off donations www.ko-fi.com/pranks Listen to all the other podcasts we do Ash on Radio Essex and Justin on Jason Stampe’s new show! Get in touch for gods sake @PranksandFirth

The T-shirt competition is done Exciting new Patreon rewards And a lovely chat about bread Www.patreon.com/pranksandfrith Www.ko-fi.com/pranks

He’s back!

Here’s a little something extra from Pranks and Firth seeing as Jussie P is very poorly still and unable to talk here is some stand up from 2013... standard and quality do not represent current beliefs or ability!

Here is where it all began, just two blokes talking and recording it very badly indeed Justin is proper Ill and couldn’t record this week, he would have said sorry but literally couldn’t talk. Last week was our biggest single episode ever, thank you so much for your support

All new all spectacular Pranks And Firth Justin hasn’t drunk for 5 days will the podcast survive. Yes... it probably will. Thanks for all your support this week it’s been huge. Leave an iTunes review and you could win a bespoke T-shirt. For extra podcasts and videos sign up at www.patreon.co/PranksandFirth Or www.ko-fi.com/pranks

Patreon and greenkeeper Toby joins Pranks and Firth for a lovely chat and really lets us into his lifestyle and habits. If you want to be on the show like Terry support us on www.Patreon.com/PranksandFirth or if you want literally nothing in return it’s www.ko-fi.com/Pranks Find Tarren on Twitter @Tony_Boness He also has a website he mentions in the sho but I can’t find that....

Well this was the most frustrating episode we have ever recorded and that is saying something. a false start on Friday, delays Saturday poor internet, a powercut... any way here it is thank you so much for you support sharing the podcast, remember ou have until the end of Jan 2019 to be in with a chance of winning an exclusive Tshirt, all you have to do is write a review that is 5 stars but is also horrible about the podcast, weve had a few but we know you can do better. Support us at www.ko-fi.com/Pranks or if its extra content you want go to www.patreon.com/PranksAndFirth

It’s not Christmas anymore it’s the dawn of 2019 how exciting ... does anyone read these descriptions? Anyway it’s late so I’m just going to stick the podcast up you know what to do, if you want to support go to Patreon, or Ko-fi leave a review on iTunes to win a T-shirt!

Merry holidays guys, be merry be happy and listen to the podcast. What better gift this year than the gift of telling someone about the podcast. And signing them up to support us at Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth Or buying us an egg nogg at Www.ko-fi.com/pranks

Sorry it’s late had a baby and been working ain’t we. This week Justin is pi55ed and we have a guest Mark Honeybuns, huge supporter of the show. For extra content visit Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth and get yourself some extra content Leave a 5 star review on iTunes or Www.koxfi.com/pranks to buy us a coffee. Thank you we love you.

More songs from the 2000’s Justin’s rude foreigners stories and a couple of snob or scums. Leave a 5 star review on iTunes and be in with the chance of winning a prize! Support Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth Www.ko-fi.com/pranks We love you

Jussie P & Ashl-F at the tip top of their game once again. We’ve got your bad 5 star reviews, we’ve got a funny story from a gig and of course we’ve got the game everyone is talking about it’s “Snob or Scum” Support us by telling someone about the show, leave a 5 star review, tweet about the show, but if that isn’t enough and you want MORE episodes or Video content every month then why not support us on www.patreon.com/PranksAndFirth Or for a one off little nugget www.ko-fi.com/Pranks We love you and respect you deeply.

Gig talk, what’s the German for that? Snob or scum and lots lots more... it’s a long one Please leave your bad 5 star reviews, and tell someone to listen, give them the gift of Pranks and Firth. To support the show visit Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth for extra content and video Or Www.ko-fi.com/pranks

It’s a long one we talk tents, TV shows Snob or Scums and what’s the German for that? Please leave a 5 star bad review on iTunes. Tell someone to listen. If you want to support the show www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth Or www.ko-fi.com/pranks

Listener you’re super This week we have a special guest! Long term listener and supporter of the podcast Jaws19 aka Graham Woods. You can check out his superb YouTube channel here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiuK-zNZFFGddnYuFt7VRHQ And on Twitter @Jaws19show And if you want to be a guest you can support us on Patreon like Graham did here www.Patreon.com/PranksandFirth Or on www.Ko-fi.com/Pranks

This week our heroes actually gig together for the 1st time in ages! With added Matt Adlington for flavour hope you enjoy it. Follow us on Twitter @PranksandFirth or individually on @JustinPanks and @AshFrith with this weeks guest @MattAdlington To support the show visit www.Patreon.com/PranksandFirth or www.ko-fi.com/Pranks Thanks

Hello Listener! Thanks so much for being there it’s hugely appreciated that you give us your valuable time. If you want to follow us on Twitter @AshFrith or @JustinPanks or @PranksandFirth we always respond If you want to support with your hard earned money for extra monthly podcasts visit www.Patreon.com/PranksandFirth Or www.Ko-fi.com/Pranks

Hello again! 125 episodes down and we are still going! Just chat in’it. Two comedians talking no more no less Leave a review, that helps Www.Patreon.com/pranksandfirth and donate for extras! Or Www.ko-go.com/pranks for a one off golden handshake

More Snob or Scum. Play along and keep sending them in. Rate and review on iTunes Tell a friend to listen Support us at www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth Love you

The latest podcast is here! Yes. We talk New founders, posh or scum, and there’s some beatboxing Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth for monthly extras Www.ko-fi.com/pranks for a one off donation We love you, does anyone read this? Like, subscribe, review tell a blinking friend!!

Here it is again! Justin is drinking, and might kill himself to make others suffer.... To donate and receive extra content Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth Www.ko-fi.com/pranks

Sup. Thanks so much for all the support! The listening numbers are going up we’re having a lot of fun doing the show and that’s all on you guys! If you would like to support what we do Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth Or Www.ko-fi.com/pranks Love you

No clicking! And that’s a Pranks and Firth promise. Thanks for listening, thanks for all tweets and messages! To support the podcast, Www.ko-fi.com/pranks Or Www.patreon.com/pranksandfirth

Thank the gods we’re back! Www.ko-fi.com/pranks We’re on Patreon finally! Www.patreon.com/pranksandFirth

Ash misses Panks, will they be together again soon?

No Ash to be seen, just ol' Jussie P-Dawg on his Jack Jones soloing like a bloated 70's prog rock guitarist. Is it worth listening to? Well it's under 17 of your minutes so give it a go. Topics include Aldi, The NHS, Kebabs and ko-fi.com/pranks. Gertcha