Rocky Horror Minute

This is a minute of amazing Janet (over)acting. Kelly and Leandra wonder about the root cause of Janet's outrage at Brad's dalliance with Frank. While they're thinking about it... how much does Janet know about wound care?

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With the bedroom scenes finally over, Kelly and Leandra take probably more time than is reasonable to discuss Janet's choice of hosiery on that late November evening. If pantyhose aren't your thing, we also talk a lot about dogs!

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On this episode of RHM, your favorite idiots Kelly and Leandra celebrate finally leaving the lab! Kelly shocks Leandra with a startling diagnosis and the pair go over some fan mail to revisit a very fun theory!

Are you new to the podcast? Returning after a surprisingly long gap betwixt episodes? Email us at rockyhorrorminute@gmail.com if you'd like us to put together a synopsis show of the coolest things from the first half of the movie!

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It's Halloween! As a special treat, Kelly and Leandra conjured up some villainous ghouls and goblins to help them recreate a scene from one of Rocky Horror's possible sequels- Revenge of the Old Queen! Tune in after for scary stories of Rocky Horror sure to make you cackle!

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Special Thanks to: Adrian "Drippy Dick", Azure Sweet, Najwa Red, Miguel "Not So Drippy Dick" and Brad.

Very normal podcasters Kelly and Leandra are obsessed with Frank in this minute full of sexual energy, angst, and discarded rubber gloves. 

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POV: You're Eddie and Frank is murdering you! Kelly and Leandra return to wrap up Hot Patootie, sharing some hot takes that threaten to shake their fanbase to their core. 

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Jewelry? Tattoos? Cigarettes? Oh my! Kelly and Leandra say farewell to conspicuous no-show Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute and then have their stunt doubles crash into a crowd of dancing Transylvanians, just for fun. 

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Dinner *is* the show over at the Frankenstein Place! Kelly and Leandra are visited by special guest Bryon Lockhart from Marine Corps Movie Minute to delve into some of life's hardest questions, like "what is a Cosmic Cow?" and "just how butch could Leandra really look when dressed as Eddie?"

This episode is dedicated to the man himself, Meat Loaf, aka Marvin Lee Aday, who passed away on January 20, 2022. 

Did you know there was a Criminologist scene right before Hot Patootie? There isn't, but this is almost as good! Kelly and Leandra explain how they got behind schedule and what they're up to now (spoiler: it's recording again!). Leandra even had some time to correct things that she almost certainly got wrong.

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We'll talk about Charles Atlas the Jack Lalanne Way! Kelly and Leandra are joined by Jarf of Joe vs The Minute and Dazed and Confused 33 1/3 for an especially informative minute about tribute photos, the life of Angelo Siciliano, and a shocking revelation about thoraxes. 

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Someone (cough cough Perry Bedden) cut the thread on the sword hanging above poor Jamie Anderson's (of Radio Clash Revival) head, so she is sadly no longer with us. Listen to her final moments and help Kelly and Leandra unpack their complex feelings about Frank in one of his finest minutes.

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You heard it here first; Jamie Anderson of Radio Clash Revival is a confirmed Eddie Brain Truth-er! Join Kelly and Leandra and Jamie on their journey through Greek mythology, mummy wrapping, and the worst way to holster scissors. 

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Uncoordinated, stupid, and... blonde? We're not talking about the hosts of this podcast for once! Kelly and Leandra razz a newborn Adonis with the help of Jamie Anderson of Radio Clash Revival! 

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"Finally, the best minute of the movie!" is not an accurate statement to describe what happens, however, Kelly and Leandra still have plenty to discuss.  Sue Merry gets razzed again, and callbacks abound! The Transylvanian Showcase concludes by featuring Peggy Ledger (not her legal name) and Fran Fullenwider (definitely her legal name*), whose amazing life stories prove once again that sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction.

*no really, Leandra searched the Texas Birth Index to confirm.

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Kelly and Leandra breathe a mutual sigh of relief that Perry Bedden has not demanded another tribute.  The calm is punctuated by an unspoken understanding that unfortunately, it is only a matter of time until he must kill again. Next on The Transylvanian Showcase are Ishaq Bux and Hugh Cecil!

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Are Kelly and Leandra covered in wool? Because they sure feel *sheepish* about a huge correction they have to make to some incorrect info shared on previous minutes. Later, Kelly shares the rules to the most dangerous game, we hear from Richard O'Brien and Patricia Quinn about the origin of "hoopla," and the Transylvanian showcase continues with 2 Tonys and an Anthony (Tony Cowan, Tony Then, and Anthony Milner).

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And remember, "If you don't know where it has been, don't put it in your mouth." 

Accident or miracle? Kelly and Leandra wish a fond farewell to Niall McGowan from Bat Minute, but not before some heated discourse arguing if Rocky was "whoops" baby. Leandra gets an expert opinion on how drunk Magenta acts during the speech, and the Tranyslvanian showcase continues with a spotlight on Pamela Obermeyer, Henry Woolf, and Stephen Calcutt.

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And on with the show! To kick off their return from a festive  holiday break, hosts Kelly and Leandra chat up Niall McGowan from Bat Minute! They spend a surprising amount of time trying to find any logic behind what they all agree is a strange costuming choice (in future minutes, they'll even correct this info because it is wildly inaccurate),  and give more Transylvanians a moment to shine by showcasing Imogen Claire, Christopher Biggins, and Lindsay Ingram. Finally, see the disturbing and erotic reason as to why  "aerodynamic properties of human saliva" shows up in Leandra's google search history.

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You asked, and Richard O'Brien answered! We reached out to the legend himself with your questions, and read his responses. This was originally streamed live, so we did experience some mild technical difficulties, but we hope you enjoy this exciting bonus content - some of his answers shocked us! If you prefer to watch the video of the stream, you can find that on our YouTube channel or Facebook page!

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Originally streamed on December 6, 2020 as part of Pod vCon, Kelly and Leandra recap the Rocky Horror Glee Show in this special bonus episode. As this was a live stream, the audio quality is not perfect, and the content is unedited, but we still had a great time tearing Glee a new one. If you prefer to watch the video of the stream, you can find that on our YouTube channel or Facebook page!

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Look! Up in the Sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Kelly and Leandra and special guest Niall McGowan from Bat Minute? We learn that truth truly is stranger than fiction with revelations about some of the Transylvanian actors (Perry Bedden, Sadie Corré, Gaye Brown, Kimi Wong, Rufus Collins and Annabel Leventon) and discover how the Bat world and Rocky Horror worlds overlap!

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Don't forget that fantastic and inspirational quote: Don't sleep about it and think about it, but go out and do the thing! Kelly and Leandra tearfully say farewell to soon-to-be-murdered-but-still-special guest Larry Viezel (from @trhpsfanclub on Twitter/FB/IG), but not before discussing if the lab is OSHA compliant, if the castle is sentient, and if there is more to Frank's lab gown than meets the eye!

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We knew that Kelly had a fantastic British accent, but did you know that Leandra is also equally talented at pronouncing words in French? Strap in and strap on, because this episode takes you deep into not just this minute of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but the history of one of the few people who makes Leandra feel like she's a n00b to the scene. Larry (at @trhpsfanclub on Twitter/FB/IG) joins Kelly and Leandra to talk about unsolved mysteries of the Criminologist's book, Barry Bostwick's crotch, and of course, a chicken pen. 

Remember when we asked Richard O'Brien some questions? Well, he wrote us back! Kelly and Leandra are going to record a LIVE bonus episode to go over Richard O'Brien's answers to some of life's tough questions. Tune in this Sunday, December 13 at 5 P.M. EST! Watch the stream for free on our Facebook and participate live. 

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Antici- Leandra admits that she's a liar, Kelly admits that she's dumb, and Major admits that most of the Major/Dan slashfic out there was written by him.  Sadly, this is the final episode for Major Medina from Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast, and though he is gone, he will not be forgotten. -pation.

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Ghost Chair! Now in 3D! Major Medina from Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast chuckles about The Breakfast Club and help Kelly and Leandra figure out who is actually saying "night" and bite." The DC cast (the Sonic Transducers)'s Frank Throne gets a huge shout-out and we learn its origins and how it became the star of its own film franchise (available on YouTube).

This weekend (on Saturday, December 5 at 11:59:59PM EST) join Kelly and Leandra as they tear apart the Rocky Horror Glee Episode in a rare live video feed through Pod vCon "The Holiday One!" More information will be posted on our social media!

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Brad and Janet meet their host for the evening and get strung out by the way he looks.  Kelly and Leandra question character motivations and have animated discourse on orgy etiquette and shoe fashion with special guest Major Medina from Reflex Point: A Robotech Podcast.    

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You may not know how to Madison, but by now, you should know how to do the Time Warp!  Kelly and Leandra meet for the last time with special guest Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) to share thoughts and feelings about the song while lusting over Sadie Corre and Charles Gray. Sadly, Kelly and Leandra discover that while Eric could escape from New York, there is no escaping certain death at the hands of our favorite Transylvanian. 

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Welcome to Rocky Horror Minute! The podcast wherein two idiots review the Rocky Horror Picture Show in excruciating detail, one minute at a time.

Who is Ann Miller? The answer may surprise you! Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) returns to help Kelly and Leandra get to the bottom of more of Rocky Horror's mysteries and discuss their love of lighthearted musicals like Popeye, Little Shop of Horrors, and Midsommar.

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Columbia is the anglerfish of the Rocky Horror Picture Show; discuss! Brad and Janet continue their crash-course in Transylvanian Dance, and Columbia talks about meeting Frank for the first time.  Kelly and Leandra are again joined by their special guest, Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) to nerd out over what is arguably the best minute of the entire film.

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Is it really just a jump to the left? Kelly and Leandra are joined again by special guest Eric Deutsch (from Flash Gordon Minute and Escape from New York Minute) and discuss literal Easter eggs, Aaron Carter, and Leandra's impressively awful memory. 

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In this minute, Brad continues down a long road of saying  "The polite thing to do would be to ignore all of these red flags," much to the increasing dismay of Janet. 

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Architecture Minute returns! In this minute, Brad and Janet meet Riff for the first time, and Leandra quizzes Kelly on some super hard trivia questions from The Official Rocky Horror Trivia Game! 

Brad and Janet wrap up their musical journey toward the Frankenstein place, and Kelly and Leandra give some much-needed analysis on the Highlander movie franchise (Leandra stans Clancy Brown).

Kelly and Leandra continue their discussion of Over At the Frankenstein Place and play Brad's beautiful cut verse for your pleasure. Also in this minute, Richard O'Brien discusses his sphincter, and we finally learn the difference between a foot fetishist and a foot admirer.