(ZEP_) Presents: Too Sweet Lambrusco's

Today, Billy Long Loins comes own armed with an inferior poo which Paulie quickly annihilated. Later, Paulie tells stories from his families vacation which was a strange, annoying journey not from Milan to Minsk, but instead from San Diego to Santa Cruz.

Billy and Paulie discuss how to turn a genre of music and they people that listen to it into one single, individual entity that encapsulates how terrible they are. They then turn their attention to the sickening revelations of Ari Spears and Tiffany Haddish; Paulie does evoke the positive side of the unfortunate situation and how it getting rid of a woman as annoying as Tiffany Haddish is for the world. Later, Billy and Paulie dissect the importance of sobriety and choosing the group of friends to ride out the 2nd act of life. 

Lesbian weddings, bathroom interrogation, weird farts, and pre-planned flatulence as a means of hazardous war. 

Long Loins discusses reading music, Paulie only cares about sightseeing, causing wine envy, golf course cowboys, and ending disputes with a pistol. 

Rosie comes across an angry shopper at Trader Joe's who encounters something they are unhappy with and turns a delicious ice cream into something not so delicious. 

Long Loins had a tough week...

I sit down for a conversation with Oddball Foundation CEO Jason Wright

Paulie and Long Loins get into the laborious chore of going to the doctor, condolence and gravy shaming, and the state of the current culture. Later, Paulie tells a great story about his father. 

Long Loins and Paulie talk about the worst shit Paulie ever took, a solution to priests fucking children and Long Loins new Prius. 

Long Loins are Firm discuss almost disastrous miscommunications, family vacations, bribing cops with food, and Firm finally getting out...

Long Loins and Firm are joined by Robin and discuss pants-shitting sneezes, getting Shanghai'd, farmer's markets, and the crunchy new friend that Rosie made. 

Zack, Rosie, & Derik discuss the conventions of brunch and people's behavior at buffets, proper restroom and fart etiquette, and Zack begs to find out the truth about the priest. Later, Rosie talks about how he ended up on a cross country flight on Viagra, horseplay leading to a DUI, Zack spends several minutes forcing Derik to eat fart, and Rosie puts the final nail in the Liquid IV coffin. 

The boys are back. Long Loins shares his vacation stories, no priest is safe, and other tales of debauchery. 

Bill and Paulie discuss goat yoga, ethnic cleansing, banning bullets, and geographicals 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss picking out an outfit as a man, people who cook food and let their ego think the people who work with them are obligated to call them chef and other zen-like approaches other less entitled chefs take. Later, Paulie talks about his random prom with a Hindu named Swapna Komakula and how he had a boner the entire time. The show closes out with Paulie addressing the problem that is not being addressed. 

Long Loins gives Paulie the business about his on-again, off-again relationship, the little man living inside Paulie's mouth, and the liberal slant of Syracuse University. Later, they discuss job interviews and jealous friends that turn themselves into jealous girlfriends. 

All the joy is back in this weeks new episode. Enjoy!

Paulie and Billy discuss drunken family stories and life after liquor. 

Paulie's sister pranks Pete Mardukis, Long Loins reflects on a friend. Later, Paulie is all about the Boston Celtics.

Celtics basketball, John Frusciante, and Portland hipster dick heads 

Listen to the doctor, and do not use pronouns

Paulie and Long Loins discuss their favorite dance, stereotypes, guys who like cats and the women they kill, and lots of fun stuff!!!

Phirm & Long Loins return from vacation and are back with a bang. Paulie talks about how he tormented a former co-worker with a dumb mustache named Manoli. Long Loins has a Savanna Affair with a flexible banana, and Paulie wishes Will Smith and the city of Buffalo, New York would kill themselves already.

Long Loins and Paulie Firm discuss weird celebrity encounters in bathrooms, Paulie's hatred of the Los Angeles Lakers, etiquette all around and abrupt endings.

Arby's is a fine first date, never eating ribs like a gentleman, caterwauling bouncing 65 year old village feeders. 

Ponytails, awkward moments, the best Joker, and politics. 

In this episode, Paulie and Long Loins discuss the great Pete Mardukis and how Long Loins got hoodwinked by a Girl Scout. Then, Long Loins presents Paulie different scenario's in life and Paulie explains how he would handle them. 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss Paulie's penchant for little pencils, and how to consider a soft shoulder. Later, they discuss text stress and thinking people are banging Albertsons employees in the bathroom.

Paulie devises a one-bullet solution for the upcoming fiscal year.

Paulie rants about COVID restrictions and a professor with an attitude and a questionable wardrobe. Later, the guys rant about the peanut butter incident and a juggalo that decided to brand himself with something that is not attractive to anyone. 

Paulie and Billy talk about mercurial tricksters, tricking people into being racist, and bad Valentine's Day gifts and girlfriends pooping and farting. 

Bagels, bad football, and durian fruit farts 

Ben and Andrew take their seats in the (ZE) Studio to discuss Pokemon, being told to halt by a real life Jedi, and a bunch of other shit Rosie has no idea about. Later, Rosie's doctor figures out why he's been so itchy, and the ins and out of social media platforms for adult males. 

Long Shanks & Paulie firm discuss insincere advice, Hitler having Twitter and what it means for the rest of the world, and how horrible the writing is on Saturday Night Live. Later Paulie discusses how horrible the acting in Hollywood has become as a result of only talented actors being part of the #metoo movement. 

Billy Long Loins returns from the health and safety protocol and doesn't miss a beat. Paulie and Billy talk about a vending machine in Ohio with chili and sushi, Paulie's recent breakup, and the hatred Paulie still has for hipsters.  cPrYtJQhOjPRsFbxd5SP

You are really going to love these puppies dressed as cats

Paulie and Mitch discuss situations when racism was funny and why it's dangerous to think a girl that's into fluids and does not want to pee and or poop on you is treading on dangerously unsafe waters.

Paulie Firm and Mitch talk about their holidays with family, the absence of a particular family member in a certain community, and the lifelong bond a person forms with their dog. Later, Paulie talks about a woman who escaped from nearly being raped by mind fucking the rapist and how she should give rape escape lessons to women.

Paulie tries to re-gift a gift Mitch gave him less than a week ago, Paulie discusses his hate of Oat Milk, and why he prefers almond milk. Later, Mitch talks about panties and it is weird as fuck, and so is the what an old man donated on his face.

In this episode Paulie and Mitch discuss why magicians are weird, small east coast towns versus big west coast towns, and why our lives are better today.

Paulie and Mitch B discuss a borderline pedophile that hit on Paulie's girlfriend, who pushed him through a table. Mitch's weird foot fetish, the ins and puts of Los Angeles people versus New York people, and being judged by Jesus. 

Paulie Firm explains the difference between a gang and a community to Mitch Buchannon, and they discuss how much Paulie hates humanity, but his need to compromise. 

Paulie Firm confirms he'd rather be beat up by someone than annoyed by them.

Long Loins and Paulie Phirm discuss the vagaries of dating and wine tasting.

Paulie Phirm  and Mitch Buchannon talk Thanksgiving 

Too Sweet Lambrusco's is one Sweet Lambrusco in conversation with Eddie C

The first installment of the 7 part holiday series.  In this episode Paulie & Long Loins discuss holiday memories and roll out the first 3 new hot buys of the Holiday Shopping Season. 

Paulie Phirm & Billy Long Loins discuss Paulie saying all the wrong things to his girlfriend, Paulie's love of Ween, Frank Zappa, and Primus. How having to set boundaries with male friends is really weird, a weird fettuccini supper, and later, the conclusion of Pantless in Pawtucket.

The Too Sweet Lambrusco's Premier 

Rosie pays tribute to Norm McDonald, thanks Zack for being a part of ZEP, and a friend. Rosie announces the end of the Vulgar Era that is The ZE Podcast, and the new Podcast that premiers 23 September 2021.

The final episode under the Zombie Eaters Podcast. Rosie and Bill are now Paulie Firm and Billy Long Loins and they are Too Sweet Lambrusco's

Zack and Rosie sit down for the season 1 finale and pay homage to the Midwestern Cowboy in honor of Zack moving back to Missouri. 

Rosie and Zack look back on the season and look forward to the upcoming season finale. Rosie talks about a pants shitting dilemma he was faced with at his home and a very strange intake he once had to endure. Later, Zack and Rosie discuss Zack's future and what the future holds for the show. 

Rosie and Zack share baby pictures, Rosie proudly shares a naked photo of himself and tries to figure out who he can sue for sexual harassment and decides to sue the asshole trying to sue Nirvana. After, Zack and Rosie share stories of finding, throwing, and going poop in places you aren't supposed to go, throw, or find poop. Later, the two discuss Zack setting the date to move home, and his very special day.

Zack and Rosie talk about the ins and outs of people being weird with their penises; Delta Airlines and Corona beer going through weird and unintentional smear campaigns. Later, Zack and Rosie talk about Rosie getting kicked in the face by a 6'10'' Russian 

Rosie and Zack rant about the environment, and above ground pools. Rosie discusses people that address servers aggressively and how we need to handle them and which species in the animal kingdom most resembles us. Rosie find himself in the midst of a moral quandary after finding out the head of the anti-sponsor is a Jew. Later, Rosie and Zack play a game.

Rosie sports a band-aid on his cheek similar to the rap artist he shat all over last week, Zack and Rosie discuss the rebranding of several American breakfast staples and the impact, if any, it will have on systemic racism. Rosie talks about the history of racism in Boston and Zack tells about a trip he made to Boston as a child. Later, Rosie petitions to change the plural form of queefs to queeves, clamming in Martha's Vineyard; then Zack forces Rosie into an unwanted conversation about fishing. Zack ends the show with his plan to entice and arouse a female without being "Too Cuomo" about it. 

Rosie sits down with Eddie C and the two discuss the fun, tough, and complex sides of navigating life, a racist theme park not called Disney, and the time Rosie spiked his mother's Crystal Life. Later, Eddie and Rosie discuss life after incarceration which leads the two friends to a very existential conversation about the other ways individuals imprison themselves.

Zack and Rosie discuss how the homeless are still not as big of a problem as hipsters.

Rosie bitches about how bad punk rock has gotten and that it is an insult to even call it punk rock. Zack hates straws and Postum. 

Rosie decides to record an episode, and even though he is joined by Derik, Rosie still produces 98% of the content. What the fuck is Rosie going to do when Zack leaves...

The very first episode of THEE ZE Podcast featuring Zack.

Derik and Rosie discuss bad haircuts, the World not learning lessons, and Music. Later, Rosie expresses sentiment of how the world should be kind to each other.

Rosie checks-in and gives listeners an update on future events. 

Zack and Rosie sit down with Derik and they discover that Rosie has some pent up hate over Klondike Bars from Amazon Fresh. Rosie obsesses over his Superman Poster. Later, the guys discuss pizza, workplace shenanigans, and Rosie's gripe over the LBGT community receiving favoritism over the Black community.

The beautiful, vivacious, incredibly wonderful Dulcinea sits down with the Zombie Eaters podcast for a conversation. 

Wishing everyone a happy 4th of July and asking for our loyal listeners to help spread the word.  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz1APSOCv96__3w4nwpJzIA https://open.spotify.com/show/4e9S4t0fJ8FTAK78oGlZ9Y?si=Yal53hPYSH2AKbQOeTEcwQ&dl_branch=1 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/zombie-eaters-podcast/id1573939195 https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy82MTI1ODI4OC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== https://www.zombieeaterspodcast.org

Zack appears, and him and Rosie are joined by Daddy Dick Out. Rosie goes off about murdering everyone at a Larp party. Zack highlights Rosie's inability to listen to people when they speak to him; Mike Gates makes an appearance, and later Rosie and Zack discuss life after California. 

Rosie sits down for a conversation with one of the finest fellows you will ever meet, his dear, dear friend Bill J. Over 90 minutes Rosie and Bill discuss life after COVID, the value of friends and family, and life on each side of America. Later, the two friends express gratitude and a very humbling example of true friendship. 

Zack is not available this week because he was grounded, so Rosie invites his buddy chase over to sit in. Chase and Rosie discuss life and what it was like, what happened, and what it is like now. They also discuss hockey, life after college, and the two amazing women in their lives. Later, Rosie decides to play a game that Chase took for granted, but would later learn that he can never underestimate Rosie's penchant for the abhorrent. Original Record Date: 3 June 2021 Los Angeles, California

Rosie sits down with his friend Andrew for a conversation about their sobriety, why Rosie believe his lack of empathy to be his super power, and Andrew's resentments. Later, the two friends figure out what Andrew is, and, spoiler alert, it's lame. 

Rosie does a quick spot announcing this upcoming week and the guests that will be coming on the show. 

Part 1: Rosie sits down with his friend Mike Gates and they discuss the gifts that come from helping others and pogo sticks; later Rosie joins Mike to play a game. Part 2: Rosie and Mike discuss getting back to normal, being an asshole at Disney, and, again, Rosie's disdain for Blink-182.

Zack and Rosie talk about holiday weekends and the way it makes people behave. Rosie's love for punk is in full force as he denounces Blink 182 as a punk band or anything close to punk. Zack Hates straws Original Record Date: 15 May 2021 Los Angeles, California 

Zack and Rosie discuss the plight of American stupidity in the presence of COIVD-19. Rosie explains everything wrong with Whole Foods, the people who shop there; he also would like to know how humanely killing an animal is bullshit. Zack and Rosie also discuss the NHL playoffs, how people who hate peanut butter or like ketchup on hot dogs make Rosie uneasy. Original Record Date: 20 May 2021  Los Angeles, California 

Zack and Rosie have a hilarious gift exchange after acknowledging their mustaches. After weeks of listening to Rosie talk about the Boston Bruins and Celtics, Zack interjects and forces Rosie to start a dialogue about Dungeons and Dragons. Rosie talks about how his father broke the news to him regarding his cancer diagnosis, and later, Rosie explains his underlying love for pop culture, Dean Martin, Superman, and the Kinks.  Original record date: 10 June 2021 Los Angeles, California

Zack and Rosie talk about an ill advised graduation gift Rosie bought his girlfriend. Zack decides to have fun with Rosie's colorblindness. Rosie apologizes for never acknowledging Missouri as a state, and later Zack and Rosie discuss Zack's impending move back home which brings the two friends to a surprisingly somber place.  Original record date: 23 June 2021 Los Angeles, CA