Heartburn Honeys
By AlienCG & Heavy D
Heartburn HoneysMay 24, 2023
00:00
42:59
The Politics of Butter
Steph made a butter cake as a surprise. We talk about politics and other stuff. Then there are two clips afterwards.
May 24, 202342:59
Ice Cream and Nuggs
The Honeys return with an ice cream sandwich, a story, and a discussion.
May 10, 202321:44
Biscuits With The Boss
The Honeys return with three segments over the period of a week. I can't remember much of the first two, but there were chips.
May 03, 202329:41
Faking Her Death in Winnipeg
The Honeys are back and just talking about a variety of things like apricots, faking a death, and dubious looking salt shakers (pictured).
Apr 08, 202319:12
Bathtub Chug-a-lug
Steph makes good on a bet and then the Honeys talk about drunk stories.
Mar 22, 202318:22
Are They Made With Real Girl Scouts?
The Honeys are back and eating Girl Scout cookies. They also try a German snack from Aldi.
Mar 18, 202315:38
The Captain and the Skipper
It's lent and the Honeys are enjoying an annual tradition of The Captain (cod sandwich) and The Skipper (shrimp sandwich) from GetGo gas station. Then they try Coke Move which Steph likes, but Jasen does not.
Mar 08, 202325:53
Thanks be to Carby's
The Honeys give thanks to Oliver for their daily repast at Arby's. Then they try some crispy jalapenos and Steph does a solo clip.
Mar 04, 202333:06
The Perfect Fast Food Meal
As the Honeys await their food, they muse about what their ultimate fast food meal would be. We also ask for listener submissions.
Feb 26, 202309:53
Holding Out For A Hero
The Honeys got food delivered from a local fast food chain called Mr. Hero and tried the pepperoni bites.
Feb 18, 202317:32
Simon Cowell of Everyday Life
The Honeys are out and about. First they visit Skyline Chili and then they hit the Microcenter. Hilarity ensues.
Feb 11, 202327:14
Stuffed With Something You Love
The Honeys finally have new items to try. First they try a twist on two salty snacks. Then they try a sweet treat within the same sweet treat.
Feb 09, 202321:23
Unmentionable Business Idea
We talk about stuff, things, and business. Send two dollars to Heavy D for her newest business idea.
Jan 28, 202330:32
Happy Honeys-versary
The Honeys are celebrating six years together. They talk about things, stuff, and HP Sauce.
Jan 11, 202322:23
New Year, Same Honeys
We ring in the new year with chips, pizza, and conversation. Steph talks about Greek tragedy (no, really).
Jan 05, 202334:28
Snacky New Year 2023
Happy New Year everyone. The Honeys are talking new year's resolutions and anything else they can think of.
Dec 31, 202233:06
Inconsistent Chicken
It's Jasen's birthday and Stephanie is cooking for him. The chicken is taking a little longer than expected. Then we each talk about Ruffles KFC flavored chips.
Dec 21, 202234:37
Random Crap
This is just an episode of us talking about things and stuff. No food, just talk. I don't remember what we talked about, so please, refresh my memory.
Dec 14, 202218:45
Chips and KrampusFest
It's the day if KrampusFest 2022 and the Honeys start off relaxing doing homework for Oliver Rockside and eating chips. Then there's a limited edition KitKat and general conversation.
Dec 04, 202249:28
Weekend Bits and Pieces
Just a few clips from the past few days. First we try Four Loco, then separately have a British thing.
Nov 30, 202213:23
The Nina, The Pinta, and The Sandwich Maria
It's Thanksgiving time and you know what that means...The Pilgrim! We also have Lay's Roasted Chicken potato chips.
Nov 23, 202230:47
Goat Scrotin' Boogie
No big food things this time, but we talk about a great many things including relationships and goat scrotums.
Nov 12, 202233:54
Things Wrapped in Other Things and Covered in Sauce
The McRib is back, possibly for the last time (probably not). So, we had to have it. Then we talked and enjoyed a lovely brew.
Oct 29, 202231:45
Tanks For The Memories
We start off talking about the tank in front of us on our way home from Arby's. Then we try a Kit Kat duo.
Oct 15, 202212:18
Snitches Get Stitches
We're back and trying a soda that is very sweet. Steph got stitches after a medical procedure. And we eat chicken paprikas.
Oct 05, 202226:28
A Religious Encounter
The Honeys are back with flu shots and Chinese food. Steph shares a religious experience.
Sep 28, 202230:57
Thanks, Grandpa Joe
This episode starts on Sunday and ends on Wednesday. We try various candy and chips from Grandpa Joe's Candy Shop in Cuyahoga Falls.
Sep 21, 202226:27
Buffalo Popcorn and Indecent Proposals
We're back and you may not have recognized Steph without her tubes, but I assure you, that's her. We're eating popcorn and talking about what would be worth doing for seven million dollars.
Sep 17, 202227:04
Oktoberfest 2022
The first clip contains polka music. The second part, we recount the events of the previous night.
Sep 03, 202229:03
Do Dreams Taste Like Electric Sheep?
We're back with a new episode and we're trying Coca-Cola Dreamworld, Dream Flavored cola. And a bag a of frozen stuff.
Aug 24, 202215:36
MMPR 2022
The Honeys made it to Canada and back again safely for a great weekend up north with good friends, good food, and good times. This is their first return in three years.
Aug 14, 202257:06
Cadbury Dairy Milk Dark Chocolate Black Forest Cake Candy Bar
Yeah. That rolls off the tongue. The Honeys are driving around doing errands before going to his parents' house.
Aug 01, 202215:22
A Week Of Things
I can't remember everything that's happened in the past week, so here's a reminder.
Jul 13, 202238:15
A Heavy D Heavy Episode
The Honeys are on the road on Saturday trying Snickers Peanut Brownie candy. And then Heavy D has a solo clip.
Jul 06, 202211:34
The Unbearable Weight of Cooking Dinner
The Honeys are cooking dinner and eating Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos and getting ready to watch a movie.
Jun 22, 202225:58
Quahog Wild
The Honeys are eating fish and chips from Aldi. They also have some interesting conversation.
May 30, 202234:12
Out Utero
The Honeys go to Arby's for a burger. Then they talk about a great varied number of topics.
May 25, 202232:27
No App Is Good App
The Honeys have a conversation about fast food apps, hobbies, and current events while sitting at Swenson's Drive-in.
May 18, 202223:20
Mystery Episode After M&Ms
We recorded something last weekend and I forgot about it. So here it is.
May 14, 202221:48
White Steak Ranch Hot Fries Nachos
Stephanie is still recovering from her cold, so we got Taco Bell to help her healing.
Apr 27, 202224:33
Sick Burn Honeys
The Honeys are sick and Steph can't smell, but she cooked and it was good. It was also really nice comfort food.
Apr 20, 202224:13
A Surprisingly Good Pizza
Today, the Honeys have an Aldi take-n-bake pizza which isn't half bad. Then they go on about former co-workers.
Mar 19, 202232:14
Goes In Sweet, Comes Out Spicy
The Honeys have Flamin' Hot Funyuns and holiday spice snack mix. Then they talk about stuff.
Mar 09, 202237:16
Coke Zero Sugar Starlight
This is a pair of individual clips talking about the same thing.
Feb 26, 202205:55
Oh Captain, My Captain
The Honeys are back with The Captain fish sandwich from GetGo gas station.
Feb 23, 202230:28
It's That Box Again
The Honeys are coming to the end of one of the Christmas boxes they received. Find out what they tried.
Feb 14, 202218:46
Sex Work On Ice
The Honeys watched a couple videos and are sharing them here. The first is from the Hudson City Council, the second is from a goofy US Representative.
Feb 09, 202218:54
More Tales From the Snack Box
The Honeys are back and talking about two candy items from their Christmas boxes.
Feb 06, 202218:53
Book Talk With The Juggalo Honeys
This time around, the Honeys enjoy a thrown together store bought meal of comfort food and Faygo Redpop. Then they discuss books of all kinds.
Jan 29, 202234:44
More Tales From The Snack Box
The Honeys return to talk about more things out of their big box of snacks. Also they talk about underwear and storage solutions.
Jan 27, 202212:57
Hot Nuts and Arby's
The Honeys are back and they have the meats. And some Carolina Reaper Almonds.
Jan 22, 202238:36
What's in the Box?
The Honeys have a Christmas box of snacks. What will they choose?
Jan 16, 202211:18
Romance. And Nic Cage.
The Honeys are celebrating their five year anniversary. This episode is nothing special.
Jan 11, 202232:10
Seoul Garden
Welcome to the new year. The Honeys are eating Korean food and talking about other stuff.
Jan 05, 202222:22
Snacky New Year
In this super-sized episode, the Honeys have things to eat thanks to Steph's mom. Have a new year...and happy snackin'.
Jan 01, 202239:33
Chinese and Chips
The Honeys are having a birthday dinner with Chinese food. Then they review a new flavor of Pringles.
Dec 22, 202128:02
Oliver Slips Us The Pickle (Relish)
The Honeys are eating a plowman's (or ploughman's) lunch including a jar of Branston's Pickle Relish.
Dec 18, 202129:51
Methhead McSpeakerphone
The Honeys go to Long John Silver's and then CVS. They have adventures at both places.
Dec 16, 202119:46
Breaking Wind in CLE
The Honeys are being blown all over the place today. They were out in Hudson, Ohio for an outdoor Christmas concert and it got called off after one set. Them they went to a Mexican restaurant for food and talk about German gigs.
Dec 11, 202127:54
Shameless Shilling
This time around, the Honeys are looking for a sponsor. We go to the Taco Bell drive thru, but we're not eating on microphone since we have nothing new to try.
Dec 01, 202122:51
Sticky McRib Hand
The Honeys have the McRib. And fries. And nuggs with hot mustard. Then we go back a week and have more Canadian snacks.
Nov 24, 202121:01
The Pilgrim 2021 w/ Extra Ketchup
It's November and it's time for our annual Pilgrim feast. This tiny we also have gifts to try.
Nov 17, 202116:37
Salted Caramel Potpourri
It's been two years, but Oliver Rockside has returned to the CLE. We're talking food and other stuff.
Nov 14, 202146:04
Risky Chipness
Jasen found the chips the Honeys try this time and Steph discovers she had a new skill.
Nov 10, 202114:54
Bitter and Spicy
The Honeys are eating in tonight and having roast beef, mashed potatoes, mushrooms and onions, and canned carrots.
Oct 27, 202125:59
Our Favorite Haunt
The Honeys hit up their favorite food establishment in a bid to get Taco Bell as a sponsor.
Oct 14, 202118:39
On a Mission for Barbecue
The Honeys head out for BBQ in Parma and end up at Mission BBQ. We have thoughts.
Oct 06, 202123:43
Flu Shots and Kit Kats
The Honeys are out and about getting their annual flu shots and trying a new variety of candy bar.
Oct 02, 202106:34
MacFuddy's Pepper Soda
This time around, the Honeys try out a soda that they picked up at an Oktoberfest the previous weekend.
Sep 25, 202113:26
Cuyahoga Falls Candy Shop
The Honeys are on the road and trying new chips and candy from a candy shop on Front St. Then, as if we haven't had enough chips in this episode, MMD checks in with a taste test of his own.
Sep 22, 202125:46
Fall Couple Stuff
The Honeys are on the road doing miscellaneous stuff today.
Sep 18, 202123:12
Texican Food
The Honeys go back to Taco Bell for the Crispy Chicken Taco Sandwich. Then Steve has a review from the field.
Sep 15, 202129:31
Happy Wedding Day, MMD and K
We are celebrating the nuptials of two good people. We're also giving them advice, a bachelor and a divorcee.
Aug 15, 202102:57
Loaded Nacho Fries Burrito
We're back at our favorite food petri dish, Taco Bell. We're trying the Loaded Nacho Fries Burrito. Suck it, Jason.
Aug 07, 202117:32
Croscant Pizza
The Honeys are back with new food and a discussion. Also, Stephanie has a solo segment at the end. Check out The TurtleStache Cast wherever you find podcasts.
Aug 04, 202117:22
Loose Meat & Burrito Butt
The Honeys return to one of their favorite haunts, GetGo gas station for a chorizo burrito and a smokestack sub.
Jul 28, 202124:41
Red Lobster in the Park
The Honeys are off on an adventure as the visit Red Lobster for Lunch/Dinner and then take a walk in the park afterward. Includes Heavy D's podcast singing debut.
Jul 24, 202132:12
Chips, Cookies, and Puffs, Oh My
This time around, we're at Heavy D's parents' house. We're trying several different snacks before we watch a horrible movie.
Jul 17, 202105:40
Manipulative D
The Honeys don't have anything special to review, not they wanted to check in and let people know that they're still alive.
Jul 10, 202126:34
Stoner Snacks
This time around, the Honeys are coming at you with two beverages. The first is Coke and Coffee, and they we follow it up with a white variety of one of Jasen's favorite beers.
Jun 26, 202113:18
And Then The Humping Starts
The title is not what you think. The Honeys are eating dinner and having a pleasant conversation.
Jun 09, 202128:27
Date Night...Out!
The Honeys have their first date night in actual restauranteur for the first time since all the fun began.
Jun 02, 202110:01
Oliver's Package
The Honeys get a surprise delivery from friend of the show, Oliver Rockside.
May 19, 202111:12
Return to the Hot Dog Diner
The Honeys returned to an old haunt for hot dogs and fries. They also talk about stuff.
May 08, 202116:12
Shakes and Blizzards
A quick two clip episode. One from Heavy D, and one from Jasen.
Apr 25, 202105:39
Aggressively Midwestern Tiktok Pasta
The Honeys are trying a Tiktok challenge...or not. Actually, they're eating a recipe from Tiktok.
Apr 21, 202120:17
Everybody Was Seagull Fighting
The Honeys go to Culver's and get, on Oliver's recommendation, the fish dinner. While there, we witnessed seagull drama.
Apr 17, 202120:16
Vacation Stuff
This episode is actually pretty late. By the time you're hearing this, the Honeys have been back to work for a couple weeks now.
Apr 16, 202114:55