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Shart Select

By Shart Select

Shart Select is an offbeat comedy podcast hosted by podcastings most handsome man, Ryan, and is two homunculi, Stu and Winst0lf. Join them in the bizarre world of the wizardverse as they put the world to rights, have adventures with weird characters and, of course, pester amazing guests!
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Shart SelectApr 27, 2020

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01:12:43
Stu-ooth Criminal

Stu-ooth Criminal

This week the boys have quite a lot to discuss, such as where they would position in a human centipede, how many people would you have to 1v1 to be the last human standing and Stu has some incontrovertible proof that the Mandela Effect is real. O3O nuzzle wuzzle!

May 22, 202301:06:11
Freedom Fingers

Freedom Fingers

Get ready for a wild ride as the lads delve into a mysterious and cursed grimoire that details the tastiest and grossest eats from across the fair British Isles. Spoiler alert: they don't hold back on their opinions, and things get pretty heated! But that's not all, folks! They also explore the fascinating phenomenon of "Mandela Effects," where people remember things that never even happened. And hold onto your seats, because The Beef gets booed off stage! Don't miss out on this hilarious and informative episode!

Feb 27, 202301:01:21
4: The Tragic End of Cheddar George

4: The Tragic End of Cheddar George

This week the boys get a stern telling off from the Wizards for talking about the MCU too much, so they move on to knock off heroes instead after Ryan's trip to Loldi. They also discuss the recipe for the perfect action movie and a beloved podcast character meets an untimely end, lucky Master Phenrig has a plan to hide the corpse!

Aug 29, 202252:33
3: Annika Mice and the Spunky Gargoyle Menace

3: Annika Mice and the Spunky Gargoyle Menace

This week the boys talk about all kinds of hot content, like who is the sexiest cartoon character, how the Godzilla movies changed their tone dramatically, what the funk is going on with superhero movies these days, what’s the latest shit going on in Warzone and, for some reason, Stu and Ryan go off about sexy fruit. Yep, that’s a thing.

Aug 21, 202255:11
2: The Absolute Unit

2: The Absolute Unit

In this hot episode, the boys deliver some hot real talk to you, the listener! Including the British version of everyone's favourite green, angry bloke and what Captain America really thinks of his superiors. In fact they go on about the MCU a lot, the bloody nerds!

Aug 04, 202201:06:09
1: The Drinking Shaft

1: The Drinking Shaft

Welcome to Kidnapped by Wizards, the hot new comedy podcast from the three tools that brought you Shart Select! To get the ball rolling, the boys talk about beloved internet questions and where they fall in these mythical debates, which MCU movie is the worst and why it is Dark World, the ongoing misadventures of Ross Kemp and we also delve into the seedy underbelly of the confectionary scene by discussing Is It Cake. Additionally, we will tell you why Ghostbusters 2 is the best movie ever made…

Aug 03, 202201:01:38
Farewell, Shart Select!

Farewell, Shart Select!

It's the final ever episode of the Shart Select podcast as you know it (join us for Kidnapped By Wizards, coming soon to a podcast supplier near you!) Don't worry, it wasn't Stu and Ryan's shameful display the week before that did it in, we're just evolving!

So why not say bye bye to gaming's weirdest podcast by looking back through the ages at some of the frankly weird stuff that went on, such as suspect clowns, even more suspect interviews with fellow podcasters and, of course, lots of hot content about games and stuff!


Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect

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Apr 18, 202201:13:33
The Bonanza Bros.

The Bonanza Bros.

Apr 11, 202241:01
Stay kayfabe, Stu!

Stay kayfabe, Stu!

Apr 04, 202201:07:19
Who the f**k is Frank Goof?

Who the f**k is Frank Goof?

This week has it all going on, as the boys look back in time upon the history of Shart Select, apparently they used to like video games… nerds! They also go off on a massive tangent about cartoons from the 1990s, and how basically all of you are wrong for liking those boring ones with no monsters or robots in where people learn lessons, like bloody Doug. BORING! Additionally, Baloo should not be piloting an aeroplane, it is already established in canon that he is a talking bear with no additional skills. Also, a discussion about Nicolas Cage happens!


Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect

Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP

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Mar 28, 202201:08:36
I'm Darth DhogDirk!

I'm Darth DhogDirk!

Mar 21, 202259:11
Get Off Those Skeleton Nuts!

Get Off Those Skeleton Nuts!

Mar 14, 202201:07:13
The Slow Thrust Ottoman Empire

The Slow Thrust Ottoman Empire

After several weeks of ignoring the wizard’s faxes, things finally come to a head for the boys, but what do they discuss? Well, what exactly happens in the Wizardverse club “Poundland” (not to be confused with our high street discount friends), a new run-in with the Office Guy, we talk about how reasonable PlayStation fanboys are about Aloy from Horizon Forbidden West (not very), the big old difficulty argument in Elden Ring, Cynerpunk’s update woes and, as if this isn’t enough, the wizards make a dramatic reappearance in SLOW MOTION!


Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect

Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP

Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 

Mar 07, 202255:54
Shart Select Season 8 Trailer

Shart Select Season 8 Trailer

Mar 06, 202203:24
All Monster, No Sponsorship (Yet?)

All Monster, No Sponsorship (Yet?)

Feb 28, 202201:10:39
All Apple, No Crumble (Part One) - Sponsored by Monster Energy(?)

All Apple, No Crumble (Part One) - Sponsored by Monster Energy(?)

Feb 21, 202201:03:41
Thicc Bois and Choccy Veins

Thicc Bois and Choccy Veins

Feb 14, 202201:05:11
Wabbit Season!!! Adonis Season!!!

Wabbit Season!!! Adonis Season!!!

Feb 07, 202201:01:53
Jack Skellington's Dirty Little Secret

Jack Skellington's Dirty Little Secret

Jan 31, 202201:08:40
Dat Thicc Gammorean Bussy

Dat Thicc Gammorean Bussy

Jan 24, 202201:02:56
12 Days of Shartmas - 12 Lumbers Jacking

12 Days of Shartmas - 12 Lumbers Jacking

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
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Dec 25, 202128:55
12 Days of Shartmas - 11 Grapes a Frutin

12 Days of Shartmas - 11 Grapes a Frutin

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
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Dec 21, 202117:15
12 Days of Shartmas -10 Timbs a Stompin

12 Days of Shartmas -10 Timbs a Stompin

Dec 19, 202118:19
12 Days of Shartmas - 9 Dripping Trays

12 Days of Shartmas - 9 Dripping Trays

Dec 17, 202117:38
12 Days of Shartmas - 8 Men a Milking

12 Days of Shartmas - 8 Men a Milking

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
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Dec 15, 202116:52
12 Days of Shartmas - 7 Trips to Poundland

12 Days of Shartmas - 7 Trips to Poundland

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
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Dec 13, 202114:36
12 Days of Shartmas - 6 Monster Drinks

12 Days of Shartmas - 6 Monster Drinks

Dec 11, 202115:11
12 Days of Shartmas - 5 C*ck Rings

12 Days of Shartmas - 5 C*ck Rings

Dec 09, 202116:12
12 Days of Shartmas - 4 Tractors Pulling

12 Days of Shartmas - 4 Tractors Pulling

Dec 07, 202109:59
12 Days of Shartmas - 3 Hench Men

12 Days of Shartmas - 3 Hench Men

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
Dec 05, 202112:32
12 Days of Shartmas - 2 Greedy Nigels

12 Days of Shartmas - 2 Greedy Nigels

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!

Dec 03, 202112:01
12 Days of Shartmas - And the wizards in a tower!

12 Days of Shartmas - And the wizards in a tower!

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
Dec 01, 202111:37
The Milkadook and Other Such Bulls**t

The Milkadook and Other Such Bulls**t

Craig rejoins the boys after suffering a suspect back injury this week, and much is discussed, including Stu's fear of the milkman, the fact we got noticed by Poundland (the high street store, not the nightclub) and, thanks to listener ItemshopDX, are prompted to discuss all kinds of bulls**t. They might also have wound up PIXI and Grief Burrito again, but they love them really… go listen!

Nov 29, 202101:19:35
Ross is the Best Friend, Don't @ Me

Ross is the Best Friend, Don't @ Me

This week the boys are back in session after an unexpected detention ruins their plans. In this hot slice of podcastery they discuss the sexiest Man alive (Ryan), the worst police pursuit vehicles, Ryan is now the Fast and the Furious and, to everyone's joy, Professor Ryance returns! Also, Craig was voted to be the best Friend, Ross Gellar! Thanks everyone!

Nov 15, 202101:21:47
No You're Ross Gellar!

No You're Ross Gellar!

This week the boys discuss many important things on the pod, such as the fact that Supercar Nigel is more famous than them, the Switch getting games from a hot new console, they fish for some hot new sponsors and, in what turns out to be a very heated battle, discuss which character from Friends they most represent! Also discussed are healthy yet inventive kinks and, for some reason, a snails anus (snanus). Could it BE any more exciting?

Nov 01, 202101:07:19
Ryan and the Red Ring of Death

Ryan and the Red Ring of Death

This week the boys are joined by Steph to discuss the levels of anger, the worst place to "Hulk Out", and the difference between PlayStation and Xbox gamers. We also visit the Wizards and Professor Imgonnacumm, who has been summoned by a mysterious figure, they're INSIDE THE ROOM!

Oct 27, 202101:21:24
Return to Cockwarts

Return to Cockwarts

The boys are all at odds this week, as the wizards have thrust them straight into recording an episode after returning to Cockwarts! This week they discuss all of the world’s most pressing concerns, such as the really expensive Fortnite clothes, what their Chaser names would be, our real feelings on Bonfire Night, just what is the “Sad Little Train” (choo choo) and you better believe that the wizards manage to summon not one but TWO Supercar Nigels, oh the hilarity!
Oct 17, 202157:35
The Little Game That Could

The Little Game That Could

In this week's episode the Wizards push their luck a little too far in their quest for the ultimate gains, resulting in the boys being stranded and, of course, having to record another cursed episode. Why not pass the time with them as they show IGN how to really work out the greatest game of all time? Will it be Kratos, The god of war? The last of us? Mass Effect? Red dead redemption or GTA 5 ? And of you're hungry afterwards then an internet celebrity is here to help!
Oct 11, 202101:16:44
The Greatest Biscuit of All Time?

The Greatest Biscuit of All Time?

Disaster strikes this week, as the hosts of Grief Burrito and PIXI Podcast kidnap Stu, following last week's controversial episode! In his (hopefully not permanent) absence, Craig and Ryan tackle a seriously thorny subject… what IS the best biscuit? It's full of facts, information and, yes, biscuit ASMR.

Sep 27, 202101:14:11
The Greatest Game of all Time?

The Greatest Game of all Time?

This week the boys take a look at a somewhat controversial game tiering list from that bastion of gaming integrity, IGN, which definitely hasn’t missed out some classic games to fit their own narrative, oh no!. They also look into the secret Terminator subplot of Coronation Street, what those fucking meerkats have been up to, and the Fight Club-esque Go Compare man theory. It’s good soup!

Sep 20, 202101:17:52
Cheddar George

Cheddar George

This week the boys accidentally summon an avatar of cheese whilst discussing Logan Paul's simp, Copper Cab being a shill, Stu's thoughts on hand sanitiser, Craig's drag name, a time traveller from a distant era and Ryan's hot thirst trap photo. We are definitely not that guy!

Sep 13, 202101:09:47
Be a Man!

Be a Man!

Whaaaat Stu's back? Didn't he leave to make his own podcast about online shooters? Anyway, this week the boys talk about all kinds of weird and wonderful things, including that bloody “be a man” thing he was on about when it all went wrong! We also look the Uruk Hai’s side hustle in sex toys, discuss which podcast hosts would most likely be the Ghostface Killer in a Scream movie,  and Stu drops a rather controversial opinion about a certain ghostly holiday! Why not drop in and see what bloody nonsense is going on, eh? Go on, do it!

Sep 06, 202101:20:16
Just to Call Back…

Just to Call Back…

In this week's hawt slice of podcastery, we are joined by Grief Burrito's Most Beautiful Boy (sorry Jordan) Mr Harrison Wild! We talk about Jurassic Park, paragliding with famous movie stars, the new Gremlins 3 plot, and what is the best game soundtrack (again!) So pull up a pew and let's see what's going down!

Aug 31, 202101:05:43
Go Go Tower Rangers

Go Go Tower Rangers

This week the boys delve into Ryan's weird noir detective dream, a strange visit to a battery powered pharmacy, the social distance skeleton, and what are the rent prices like in Gotham City? We also cast suspicion over Bull and Skillo from the Power Rangers and you won't believe the amazing content Stu saves for the end!

Aug 16, 202101:05:49
The Wizard Olympics

The Wizard Olympics

Join us for another hot episode, in which we discuss the most important wizarding event on the calendar, how shit Castle Greyskull is, annoying chummy tires and what happened when Jeff Bezos arrived at the Wizard's space station! It's a rollicking good lark!

Aug 09, 202153:51
Jabba the Buff

Jabba the Buff

What happens when it's really bloody hot, and the boys haven't drank enough water before recording? The answer: a load of old cobblers! We visit the Star Wars gym, talk about the inventors of the screwdriver, the horrors of loyalty free music, Facebook cringe and, of course, we reveal Craig's ongoing love of Timbs…

Aug 02, 202101:05:02
A Traffic Jam of Owen Wilsons

A Traffic Jam of Owen Wilsons

On this exciting edition, the boys talk about a new take on The Lion King, new characters for Beauty and the Beast, and why does that woman on the job advert act so bloody stupid all the time? Also, how do you effectively embellish a good old fashioned fart? Why not have a listen and find out?

Jul 26, 202101:14:02
Chilli Oillllll!!!

Chilli Oillllll!!!

This week the boys get very cross about TikTok food idiots and daytime TV, and wonder if J Jonah Jameson lusts after… very specific photos of the Spider-Man. Also, the truth about David Dickinson is discovered and we learn a horrifying truth about Johnny Five. Also, Ryan educates is about those ghost twin blokes from the Matrix!

Jul 19, 202101:11:02
Ryan's Condiment Corner

Ryan's Condiment Corner

In this dollop of goodness, we discuss the phallacy of fanboys, the inventor of the double decker bus and, of course, Ryan takes us down to the Condiment Corner, where we discuss the Sauce Readily Available rating of god's finest condiments. Why not splurge us all over your dinner?

Jul 13, 202101:15:47
The Lipstick Expose

The Lipstick Expose

Ryan's out in space with Gagrid this week leaving Craig and Stu unsupervised, and so a lot of strange talk is had. Join us to learn about which famous people have a dog's appendage, which mascots would be in the Avengers and five into the world of Bigfoot Fursonas with Jeff and Clifford...

Jul 05, 202101:09:09
Shart Potato

Shart Potato

In this controversial episode of everyone's favourite podcast, Stu has stumbled across a frankly disgusting tiering list for tuber based food products that needs a good sorting out. We also laugh at E3 reactions and more suspicion over Stephen Mulhern's existence. Let's wipe away those tiers, a new episode is here! Also join our Patreon!

Jun 28, 202101:14:42
Steppingbjorn Laddersson

Steppingbjorn Laddersson

In this educational episode, the boys ask a very important question about the advent of the stepladder, come up with some ideas for a good Kart game, and the Wizards get caught defacing some exercise books in Cockwarts...

Jun 21, 202101:02:20
The Shart Effect: Legendary Edition

The Shart Effect: Legendary Edition

In this week of hot, blistering content, the boys take a good look at that Mass Effect remaster, talk about the evil willy skulls, and are gobsmacked at a famous podcaster's hatred of mushy peas! And remember, even if you don't enjoy this podcast, it's still your favourite!

Jun 14, 202101:12:23
Red Shart, Brown Shart

Red Shart, Brown Shart

In this tongue destroying episode, the boys are challenged to some hard to say phrases, look at the medical phenomenon of farts that empty you, and Stu gets all hard for Die Hard in Warzone and Fortnite!

Jun 07, 202101:02:53
Anyone For Sharts?

Anyone For Sharts?

The boys are joined by OG Shart Select friend, Dave Cooper of the Anyone For Seconds podcast! This week they take a look at awful cinema experiences, call out Nintendo (and many others) to a schoolyard fight, and otherwise really lower the bar for what passes as entertainment!

May 31, 202101:14:12
Enter the Irish

Enter the Irish

Why not join those no-good Shart Select boys as they put the world to rights, one thing at a time? This week they are joined by the REAL owner of PIXI podcast, Kayleigh (@datgingerone), and let the comedy good times flow! They even, believe it or not, talk about video gaming a bit too! Oh, and you can bet Ryan is out being a lil heartbreaker, as usual!

May 24, 202101:24:24
Arthur Morgan: Edgelord

Arthur Morgan: Edgelord

Why does everyone's favourite cowboy keep lying to make himself sound more edgy, and are the boys ACTUALLY daring to air controversial opinions about Soulsborne games? On a podcast!? Join in to find out before Master Cumrag ruins it all...

May 17, 202101:05:01
Master Phenrig's Not Impressed

Master Phenrig's Not Impressed

The head wizard is in the shed this week, making sure that the boys actually produce a half entertaining podcast! Thankfully, they're joined by the ever fun Steph Gannon, so hopefully they won't be bollocked too much…

May 10, 202101:13:46
The Triumphant Return of Semington Corralman

The Triumphant Return of Semington Corralman

This week the boys are joined by Grief Burrito's messianic host Hazz Wild, and are lucky enough to land an interview with the Wizardverse's premier truck boy, Semington Corralman! Why not join them for a good old time?

May 03, 202101:01:50
Bringing Crockery to a Fist Fight

Bringing Crockery to a Fist Fight

This week the boys bring more INJUSTICES to light, such as why Baron Zemo isn't the top billed hero in Falcon & the Winter Soldier, why don't microwave ovens have advertisements, and why is there not an uproar that our skellingtons are always wet? Also, Ryan brings crockery to a fistfight!
Apr 26, 202101:11:55
A McPasty and a Cider Milkshake, Please

A McPasty and a Cider Milkshake, Please

You know what, sod it! This week Winst0lf and Stu are joined by Cornish Ryan and Steph, as the rulebook gets thrown the hell out, along with the bloody video games! It is time for Shart Select to show it's true face at last, that of insane sounding old men complaining about stuff in a comedy fashion, including the Mulhern/Vision theory, Stu's hatred of "Yee Yee" and the truth is finally out about Nintendo!
Apr 19, 202101:15:27
Game Music & Nostalgia Glands 3 ft Emmett LaFave

Game Music & Nostalgia Glands 3 ft Emmett LaFave

The nasty Professor Gape has trapped Winst0lf in detention! But don't worry, Stu and Ryan have summoned famed YouTuber, musician and Elder Scrolls fanatic Emmett LaFave to help out with the episode instead!
Mar 29, 202101:42:39
Ryan Vs Ryan

Ryan Vs Ryan

What happens when podcastings greatest beef finally boils over, and Ryan, the most handsome boy on the internet, must go up against Ryan, the most Cornish boy on the internet? Let's find out…

Mar 22, 202101:38:48
A More Than Satisfactory Episode

A More Than Satisfactory Episode

Mar 15, 202101:25:21
The League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois 2021

The League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois 2021

It's back, and this year the famous Quiddicks pitch at Cockwarts School For Privileged Wizards is hosting the event! We also get to hear more dubious erotic literature in Ryan's Surprise, select Halo Wars 2 in the Gamepass roulette and Stu gets to go on a woodland adventure with Gagrid the groundskeeper...

Mar 01, 202101:07:06
The Many Bad Endings of Vito Scaletta

The Many Bad Endings of Vito Scaletta

Feb 22, 202101:20:35
Shart Messiah

Shart Messiah

Feb 15, 202101:09:33
Upcoming Titles & The Stone Hard Leg

Upcoming Titles & The Stone Hard Leg

Feb 08, 202101:03:58
Kingdom Sharts

Kingdom Sharts

Feb 01, 202101:06:53
Daddy Thicmass

Daddy Thicmass

Dec 21, 202027:07
The Great Meta Audit

The Great Meta Audit

Dec 14, 202001:15:35
Shart Attack!

Shart Attack!

Dec 07, 202001:01:54
A Trip To Morrowind

A Trip To Morrowind

Nov 30, 202001:17:20
Thicc Boy Dreamboats

Thicc Boy Dreamboats

Nov 23, 202001:16:36
Bottom of the Shart

Bottom of the Shart

The boys encounter Adam and Nick from the Bottom of the Stream podcast knocking about in the Wizardverse and, naturally, set out to interview them. Also, there's some Fred Elliot discussion.

Featuring:

Meerkat Watch!

Ryan's Surprise

Interview With BOTS podcast

bottomofthestream.com/

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CAST

Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1

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Nov 16, 202001:09:09
Encyclopedia of Filth 2

Encyclopedia of Filth 2

Nov 09, 202001:03:19
Tower Fighter

Tower Fighter

Nov 02, 202001:14:19
Cryptid Hunting With Grief Burrito

Cryptid Hunting With Grief Burrito

Oct 26, 202001:35:34
Spoopy and Nope Places

Spoopy and Nope Places

Oct 19, 202001:20:57
Scary Characters & The Invisibility Bloke

Scary Characters & The Invisibility Bloke

Oct 12, 202001:37:45
Over the hill and far away...

Over the hill and far away...

Oct 05, 202001:11:16
Killer Shart - Rabbit Select

Killer Shart - Rabbit Select

Sep 28, 202001:31:18
Ryan & the 3.5 Inch Floppy

Ryan & the 3.5 Inch Floppy

Sep 21, 202001:01:45
Have You Heard of the High Elves? ft Emmett LaFave

Have You Heard of the High Elves? ft Emmett LaFave

In this glorious episode, the boys meet with acclaimed YouTube star/irl Elder Scrolls character and musician Emmet LaFave of the famous LaFave Brothers for a thrilling interview!

Emmet LaFave:

Twitter | Youtube | Spotify

LaFave Bros:

Twitter | Youtube

Featuring:

Ryan's Surprise: The Impression-Off

The League of Cool Uncles (Cunkle or Noncle)

Emmet LaFave interview

Wizard's Tower (featuring an Oblivion guard!?)

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Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1

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Sep 14, 202001:54:42
PIXI & Yung Raptor

PIXI & Yung Raptor

The southwest's greatest hero returns to the Wizardverse, this time bringing his (possibly a dinosaur) friend Yung Raptor with him to see the boys! Expect weird questions and fun pronunciations of the word "castle"!

Featuring:

Ryan's Surprise: a visit to Professor Ryance!

A very tense quiz from Stu!

An interview with Ryan and Mr Y. Raptor from PIXI Podcast.

The Wizard's Tower

Sep 06, 202001:40:17
The Musician, The Poet, and The Thicc Quizmaster

The Musician, The Poet, and The Thicc Quizmaster

Forget Ryan's Surprise, this week the bois each have their own special surprises; including Winstolf's Wonder and Stu's Merciless Mindbender

Aug 31, 202001:22:27
Remaster Me Daddy!

Remaster Me Daddy!

The Bois nostalgia glands need milking again, This week we discuss what games we would like to see remastered

Aug 24, 202001:19:60
Encyclopedia of Filth

Encyclopedia of Filth

The Wizard BigBalls is back and brought with him his encyclopedia of filth! The Wizards have asked the bois to decipher some of their favourites to entertain them

Aug 17, 202001:09:35
The Interrogation of Ross Cooke

The Interrogation of Ross Cooke

Aug 10, 202001:07:13
Outrage!

Outrage!

The boys are cranky and outraged today, thanks to the constant meddling of the Wizards and two fast food chains fighting each other down the road!

Aug 03, 202001:07:12
It's Magic!

It's Magic!

This week the Wizards have asked our put-upon hosts for ideas for spells - obviously from pop culture and video games.

Jul 27, 202001:19:21
Cribs: Wizard's Tower Edition

Cribs: Wizard's Tower Edition

Mischief ensues on the world's most anarchic gaming podcast this week, as the boys escape the podcasting shed and go on a comedy tour of the area, including the Wizard's Tower!

Jul 20, 202001:16:38
Saturday Morning Cartoons

Saturday Morning Cartoons

The wizards are having a sleep over so have asked the Bois for some thicc cartoon suggestions for some reason

Jul 13, 202001:25:15
The Heist

The Heist

Who would you recruit from video games to pull off a heist? The wizards have the gang answering that very question this episode!

Jul 06, 202001:46:26
The Most Boss Episode

The Most Boss Episode

The Bois are tasked with a very important mission from the wizards: hire a video game boss to keep those Elites under control…

Special thanks to Haz From Grief Burrito, Cap Understands Podcast and Sam from Killer Rabbit Podcast for the voice mails

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Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1

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Sam, Chris Price & Pixi

Jun 29, 202001:06:07
Goons Required

Goons Required

All bosses need goons right? well join Shart Select as they pilfer through various applications from video game enemies to be hired to protect the wizards tower


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Sam, Chris Price & Pixi

Jun 22, 202001:38:52
Enter the Choobe

Enter the Choobe

**//**ROGUE TRANSMISSION**//**

Craig and ryan are gone there is only Stu and the Choobe now

we discuss where really grinds our gears about games and The choobe has his 1st shart select interview

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Sam, Chris Price & Pixi

May 11, 202001:31:56
The Phantom Wizards

The Phantom Wizards

The week Craig and Stu talk to Ryan and Amy from "My gf has never seen Star Wars" about all things Star Wars.

https://anchor.fm/Mygfhasneverseenstarwars


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Sam & Chris Price

May 04, 202001:05:34
A Semi-Full of Facts

A Semi-Full of Facts

The Bois are back (mostly) and this week they take a look at some obscure gaming facts that will blow your mind! Also, lots of talk about semis.

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Sam & Chris Price

Apr 27, 202001:12:43
Weird Weapons

Weird Weapons

Ooh, it's all a bit… weird this week as the boys have a look at gaming's more unusual weapons. Check it the heck out!


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Sam & Chris Price

Mar 30, 202001:19:33
Best Levels & Maps

Best Levels & Maps

The boys discuss their favourite locales in video games and Ryan gets very cross indeed!

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Sam & Chris Price

Mar 23, 202001:24:44
Shart Lore and theories

Shart Lore and theories

We all know about the lore of these famous games, but Shart Select reveal the best alternate lore to your beloved games. 

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Sam & Chris Price

Mar 16, 202001:20:42
The Platformer Face Off - Part Two

The Platformer Face Off - Part Two

Let's conclude this madness, shall we? But first, a very special announcement from the Bois! Also, Stu gets the plague!

Mar 09, 202053:32
The Platformer Face Off - Part One

The Platformer Face Off - Part One

Platformers, we all love them. But what would happen if we made their most famous heroes fight to the death?

Mar 02, 202001:20:51
The League of Thicc Bois 2020

The League of Thicc Bois 2020

The boys have been specially selected to host an annual tourney to discover the best Thicc Boi in gaming, through combat!

Feb 24, 202001:14:17
Guns Guns Guns - The HD Remaster

Guns Guns Guns - The HD Remaster

Feb 17, 202001:26:15
Shart Burrito Two - Part 2: The Showdown!

Shart Burrito Two - Part 2: The Showdown!

Part 2 of the greatest show down in history after space jam. Who will win!?
Feb 10, 202001:18:26
Shart Burrito Two - Part 1

Shart Burrito Two - Part 1

Part 1 of the great game character showdown tournament edition, who will win?! featuring Podchaser Royalty Haz and Jordan of Grief Burrito fame

Feb 03, 202053:57
Dream Games

Dream Games

This week the bois day dream about what their ideal games would be if they had unlimited cosmic power like that Jafar feller in that film.

Jan 27, 202001:24:07
The 360 Tiers

The 360 Tiers

The Bois are back for 2020 and open the year by ranking the top selling Xbox 360 games

Jan 20, 202001:39:36
The Compilation Station

The Compilation Station

Come take a trip on the suspiciously shaped train from the wizards tower to the Compilation Station and listen to all the intros and Ryan's Surprises from Season 3!

Dec 30, 201949:25
The AMA Finale

The AMA Finale

In this spliced together frankenchode of an episode the bois answer some questions from twitter and two star wars themed Ryan's surprises and a final trip to the tip of the bulbous wizards tower for 2019

Dec 23, 201953:56
Shart Select Vs The Game Awards

Shart Select Vs The Game Awards

Stu has to do some work this week so, Winstolf and Ryan take dive into the Game Awards and see what's what, and how wrong they are!!

Dec 16, 201958:10
Vacancy in the Wizard's Tower

Vacancy in the Wizard's Tower

With the extending of the shaft and throbbing bulbous tip of the tower, the three Wizards; Master Phenrig, Master Wizard 1 and Master Wizard 2 find themselves struggling to cope with demand. A vacancy has become available.

Can Winstolf, Ryan and Stu find a suitable candidate as they discuss their favourite wizards, sorcerers, mages, planeswalkers, semancers and other magical folk?


Tune in to find out.

Dec 09, 201901:05:10
The Transportation Episode

The Transportation Episode

Join Winst0lf and Ryan on a fantastic journey as they discuss modes of transport throughout the world of gaming. Can they keep the podcast running until Stu's back?

Dec 02, 201901:06:19
The Big Disappointment

The Big Disappointment

Stu is off on holiday so Winst0lf and Ryan hold the fort, this week looking at some infamously disappointing games and practices from across the gaming world!

Nov 25, 201901:00:08
RoboBois, Activate!

RoboBois, Activate!

Podcast Activate! Doot doot! In this automated episode, the newest models of the guys go into discussion mode as they tackle the world of robots, cyborgs and all things mechanical.

Also, find out what happens when the Shart Bois discuss the MegaDrive with Harrison from Grief Burrito in a Gamecube Factory!

Nov 11, 201901:02:07
The Most Violent Episode

The Most Violent Episode

Nov 04, 201956:15
Thicc or Treat

Thicc or Treat

Oct 28, 201959:21
Game Music and Nostalgia Glands Vol 2

Game Music and Nostalgia Glands Vol 2

Oct 21, 201901:13:47
MegaDive DeepDrive

MegaDive DeepDrive

Oct 14, 201901:15:22
The Raid

The Raid

Area 51 was raided successfully and one thing was taken.....


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Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1

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Sep 23, 201902:06
Cum Wizards and the Apex Banshee

Cum Wizards and the Apex Banshee

Sep 09, 201932:39
Saints Row Guy!

Saints Row Guy!

This week the Thicc Bois discuss their favorite created characters in various games 


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Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1

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Sep 02, 201959:49
Loot Boxes

Loot Boxes

Aug 26, 201901:02:39
Alternate History

Alternate History

Craig and Ryan discuss alternate history games and Overly Long Name Game Round 3


 

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Aug 19, 201953:31
The PS2 Tier

The PS2 Tier

In this episode, Ryan and Stu are join by Ry from Pixi Gaming podcast as they tier the best selling Playstation 2 games


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Aug 12, 201901:33:35
The Shart Burrito

The Shart Burrito

This week we met up with Haz from Grief Burrito  https://griefburrito.podbean.com/ and discuss game news and subject him to some of our infamous questioning!

Grief Burrito Twitter  @GriefBurrito 


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Aug 05, 201901:42:02
Over\Underrated games

Over\Underrated games

Jul 29, 201901:32:56
Console Tiers Part 3: Handhelds

Console Tiers Part 3: Handhelds

The last entry in the great console tiering saga, Handhelds from Nintendo, Sega and Sony.

 

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Jul 22, 201901:07:42
Follow Through - ...Previously on Shart Select

Follow Through - ...Previously on Shart Select

Jul 14, 201901:02:38
Console Tiers Part 2: Playstation and Xbox

Console Tiers Part 2: Playstation and Xbox

Jul 07, 201901:31:17
Console Tiers Part 1: Sega and Nintendo

Console Tiers Part 1: Sega and Nintendo

Jul 01, 201901:24:10
GPA Podcast 001 - The Gaming Podcast Alliance

GPA Podcast 001 - The Gaming Podcast Alliance

There was an idea called The Gaming Podcast Alliance. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable video game podcasts, to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to have the video game discussions that nobody else ever could 

In Episode 1 We discus the best console of all time.

Podcasts:

Hosts - Rated G for Gamers -  www.ratedgforgamers.com 

Shart Select - @shartselectpod

Lit Gaming Arena -  @litgamingarena 

Zap Night Gaming -  www.zapnight.com  

Jun 24, 201927:34
Follow Through - Super Thicc Bros

Follow Through - Super Thicc Bros

Jun 24, 201945:49
Split\Screen

Split\Screen

Jun 17, 201901:03:22
An Audience with Pixi Gaming Podcast

An Audience with Pixi Gaming Podcast

Jun 10, 201901:00:57
The Tetris Man Cometh

The Tetris Man Cometh

The boys discuss villains and...some weird stuff involving Tetris 99...
May 27, 201901:20:54
Follow Through - Earth's Shartiest Heroes

Follow Through - Earth's Shartiest Heroes

The guys discuss phase one of the MCU
May 13, 201950:39
Thicc Bois on Tour

Thicc Bois on Tour

Manchester Anime & Gaming Con adventure
Apr 29, 201901:32:13
Follow Through - Comedy Gold Part 1

Follow Through - Comedy Gold Part 1

In this Follow Through the boys discuss their favorite scenes from comedy movies
Apr 18, 201934:44
Indiana Games & Freud the Monkey Boi

Indiana Games & Freud the Monkey Boi

Indie game reviews and our favorite RTS units
Apr 02, 201942:16
Follow Through - Cyber-Shart Systems Model 101

Follow Through - Cyber-Shart Systems Model 101

The Shart Select Crew Follow Through on Terminator 2
Mar 13, 201901:12:04
Game Music & Nostalgia Glands

Game Music & Nostalgia Glands

Our favorite music from games and reviews of Spellbreak and Pacify
Mar 01, 201901:20:19
Follow Through - I'd Buy That For a Dollar!

Follow Through - I'd Buy That For a Dollar!

Shart Select Follow Through on RoboCop
Feb 11, 201952:13
The Wizard, The Fan & The Thicc Serbian

The Wizard, The Fan & The Thicc Serbian

NPCs, gaming news and awful jingles!
Feb 06, 201901:01:18