
STEPH & RACH AREN'T FUNNY
By Rachel Katz and Stephanie Rose

STEPH & RACH AREN'T FUNNY May 17, 2023

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 11: How Do You Poop At Work?
We shouldn't need to explain further, that should be enough to get you to listen.
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 10: Belated Easter Chat and Saying Grace?
We had to cover Easter (especially because Rach is a Jew). AND am I dumb? Such a funny episode telling stories about Easter as children but also religion. Tune in!
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 9: Do You Honk at People? HOT TAKES
We're tackling the topic of whether you honk at people on the road, but also Rach went to the 95th Oscars which was a DREAM 🔥 Hear about in the episode!
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 8: Why Do I Sound Like a Stripper?
Why does Rach sound like a stripper? And why does Matt play dungeons and dragons? Because he's a BAD BITCH. But listen to find out all the details of Matt's new pursuits and Rach's theories on CHIMPANZEES.
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 7: 2 Dudes, 1 Cup and a Phone I Dropped in the Toilet
You don't need context for this one. If you were 13 in 2009, this one is for you. Also this podcast is really for anyone with a sense of humor and just in need of a good laugh and good company. Tune in!!
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 6: MATT AND RACH Are Taking Over #girlbosses
It's been A MINUTE OKAY!! We're back, and although we're sad Steph can't join us, we have MATT and RACH to save the day. Join us for some funny stories over the holidays and hear about what we've been up to. Matt is HILARIOUS and we are so excited he's part of the brand.
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 5: Goodbye Steph, Hello Matt!
Join us in saying goodbye to Steph who had an okay run. We also lust after the kool aid man and talk about commercials.
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 4: Matt the Intimacy Man
Our good friend Matt is an intimacy coordinator for students in the theater and we just had to learn what that was all about! We get down and dirty - consensually of course. Tune in for a hilariously fun episode!
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 3: Paul Rudd Bought Me a Drink ft. Our Boi Matt
You have got to hear the story about Rach meeting Paul Rudd. It's the best celebrity story. She wins. Case closed. Our hilarious friend Matt joined us this episode and we are so excited to have his funny ass back! GO LISTEN 😭😭😭😭
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"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 2: NYT Bestseller Andrew Shaffer aka Closeted Gentile
Our newest episodes features the hilariously witty Andre Shaffer, author and New York Times best seller! Rach read one of his books and met him via the social media and he decided to join us for an episode chatting about how he is basically a fake Jew and all things involving his writing and Halloween! Tune in here for a fun podcast you won't want to miss 🔥
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 1: The Founder of THE ONION - Scott Dikkers
We still can't believe the FOUNDER OF THE ONION wanted to talk with us for a half hour LOL. Listen to the first episode of our brand new podcast "Absolutely Anyone" and hear all about Scott's journey creating the best satirical news site and what he's up to NOW 😎
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THE NEW PODCAST IS LAUNCHING AND WE'RE ANNOUNCING OUR FIRST GUEST (AN ACTUAL CELEB)
Absolutely Anyone, our NEW PODCAST LAUNCHES OCT 3 and it's SO GOOD! Plus, we announce the first guest on the new podcast....listen to hear about it! 😎
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RACH MET HER FAV CELEB AND THEY HIT IT OFF
Rach met her ALL TIME FAV CELEB at the Roosevelt Hotel 😍 tune in to hear all about it PLUS Steph had an interesting experience on a Southwest flight and it was dirty?!?!
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STEPH GETS STUCK IN A BALL PIT
Rach got to see the one, the only, true gentleman, DANNY DEVITO in person! Steph also had an interesting weekend and got stuck in a ball pit. Listen to hear all about it 😂
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RACH IS BREAKING THINGS
We started doing the podcast bi-weekly dudes, so just letting you know! Plus Steph had to go to work on Sunday which is LAME and Rach broke something at the Kimmel studio. Go listen!!!! Also, Steph has a great musical recommendation 😎

WE ARE THE NEW DILFS OF DISNEYLAND
we went to Disneyland this past weekend and it was EPIC but also we have GROSS story about what happened in Star Wars land... tune in for it but don't eat while listening....or do if you're into that! 😍
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WE ALL LOVE A HAPPY ENDING....
Steph is the new Black Widow, we just have yet to see her super powers. Catch up on this past week where Rach babysat kids at work and Steph heard some crazy sh*t AT THE NAIL SALON plus Steph's tv show recommendation that every couple or person interested in love making will want to hear 😍
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HAPPY TWO YEARS TO US - WE'RE GETTING NAKED!!!!
Happy 2 year anniversary to us being an officially comedy duo with a podcast, YouTube channel, website, patreon & nudist club 😍 well....maybe the last one is still on our to-do list. Tune in for a wonderfully hilarious episode as always!!!!
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WE HAVE A SURPRISE!!!!
We have big news regarding the podcast and some upcoming changes...
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STEPH GETS A BOWL CUT
WELL...she almost did lol...listen for some good stories about Rach's job and Steph deciding on how to cut her hair.
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WE BOTH STINK....LIKE REALLY BADLY
Why do we both smell? Find out on this week's episode 😭
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ONION HEADLINE OR REAL NEWS?!
Play a fun game with us and see if these are Onion headlines or actual news headlines!
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PUG BAR FIGHT
The pugs got into a MAJOR fight and we finally know who the alpha is. Join us for a fun episode about literally everything we did this past week 😍
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FRIDAY THE 13TH WHORE'R STORIES 👻
Just two whores telling whore'r stories....get it?! ha. ha. ha. Tune in folks it's a good one!
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LOCKER ROOM TALK ALSO IT'S MOTHER'S DAY LOL
Rach had a weird experience at the gym in the locker room...and HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!! ❤️
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RACH'S DOUBLE BAT MITZVAH #26ANDLIT
A recap of Rach's INSANE birthday weekend! Featuring stories about Wanda Sykes at Netflix is a Joke, karaoke & more 😂
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STEPH IS HAIRLESS & RACH GOT RECRUITED FOR SCIENTOLOGY
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WELCOME TO SEASON 4 - MATZAH P*SSY
It's a funny episode and it's the first one of season 4.....Just listen and find out....
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SZN 3 EP. 18: LAST ONE OF SEASON 3 #LIT
It's the last episode of season 3 and we've got some hilarious tall tales to share before we sign off for the season...GO LISTEN!!!
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SZN 3 EP. 17: STEPH GETS PICKED UP BY SWINGERS (2X)
Steph & Rach both had insane weekends, but Steph definitely has some stories that take the cake... and take someone(s) home potentially...tune in to see what happened ;)
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SZN 3 EP 16: LARRY DAVID IS A JEWISH GRANDMA
We met up with our good friend Lindsey for a 'How Jewish Are You' quiz because what's more fun than 3 Jews trying to remember if they've had jared gefilte fish?! We also catch up on a stand up bit Lindsey worked on in college which is 10/10.
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SZN 3 EP. 15: COLLEGE IS FOR LOSERS DON'T GO
this episode is the opposite of dare DON'T GO jk plz LISTEN!! It's such a great episode our buddy Joey who is a real journalist is here! We love him and he's a funny guy!!!!
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SZN 3 EP 14: STEPH & RACH DRIVING SCHOOL
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SZN 3 EP 13: WE FORGOT HOW TO BE ALONE
It's been forever since it's been just Steph & Rach on an episode without a guest. Also Rach still doesn't know what an NFT is. Steph will explain!
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SZN 3 EP. 12: VINCE IS OUR PEWDIEPIE
We love VINCE! He's funny and you have to listen to us play a game of would you rather!
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SZN 3 EP. 11: THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Matt Naddafi is HERE to make us laugh. We needed a break. Tune in for a great episode and a fun buzzfeed quiz we take with him!!
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SZN 3 EP. 10: ANOTHER JEWISH CONVERSION FOR THE BOOKS
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SZN 3 EP. 9: 3 JEWS AND ONE OF US IS VERY PREGGO
Sarah Katz aka Rach's older sister is BACK! And Sarah is very pregnant. PLUS, Sarah told us some shocking information about what happened last time she was on the podcast...TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!!
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SZN 3 EP. 8: RACH IS FLYING SOLO
Poor Steph has COVID and lost her voice, so Rach is here and trying out some stand up material she's written over the past year LOL. It's definitely interesting and actually kind of funny! TUNE IN FRIENDS!!!
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SZN 3 EP 7: PART II OF STEPH'S BIRTHDAY - ARE WE OK?!
No one knows what's happening on either of these episodes. But it was the MOST FUN to record these episodes. Tune in for some good laughs and craziness! HAPPY 25TH STEPHANIE!!!
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SZN 3 EP. 6: YOU HAD TO BE THERE
We were completely sober and alert for this episode. Happy 25th birthday, Steph! If you love Steph, you will listen to this episode!
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SZN 3 EP 5: THE CHEESE EPISODE with RACH'S BF JESS
We have had too much wine and cheese on this episode. Well, we had some before the episode and on the episode. Tune in for a fun chat about the Las Vegas menorah lighting, Corbin Bleu's new movie & much more featuring Rach's lover, Jess!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

SZN 3 EP 4: 2 JEWS AND A BAD B*TCH
Our hilarious friend Megan joins us for an episode where we discuss her comedy endeavors, including her stand up comedy and cooking videos! We all tell stories of from when we were in our college comedy club together that you'll just have to listen to!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

SZN 3 EP 3: STEPH'S PARENTS ARE HERE TO ROAST
If you thought Rach's parents were out to get her, you have GOT to listen to Steph's parents roast her. Plus, Steph's dad had a moment with Hilary Duff that he talks about. And you have got to hear about it!
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SZN 3 EP. 2: MARRY, F*CK, KILL
We're playing Marry F*ck Kill with one of our main squeezes! Tune in for a very fun game you can play as you listen!
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SZN 3 EP. 1: IT'S ONLY OUR 3RD SEASON OUT HERE FT. TWO MIDDLE-AGED JEW SURPRISE GUESTS
Everyone who listens has heard of these two guests SEVERAL times and we know you will TOTALLY enjoy hearing them speak with us for 33 minutes! Tune in for the best episode yet with two hilarious people. Spoiler alert, they're two middle-aged Jews!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 47: LAST (MINI) EPISODE OF SEASON 2 - PLUS RACH MET AN ACTUAL CELEB THIS WEEK!
And with that we are officially ending season 2! Go catch up on the past episodes & listen to this mini episode if you would like! Rach also met a very famous celeb this week so tune in to find out who it was!!!!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 46: THE SCARIEST PODCAST EPISODE EVER!!!! 😩
Rach is telling spooky stories and Steph gets to guess what's real & what Rach made up! Plus, bonus scary stories from when Steph & Rach used to live together....SPOOOOOOOKY!
MUSIC: Haunted Carnival (By Steve Oxen)

EPISODE 45?? WE'RE A LITTLE HALLOWEEN OBSESSED.... 🍁🍂
We are telling our BEST Halloween memories & stories - the funniest. The Halloweeniest. Tune in for a hilariously spooky time!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 44: PUGS AND CIRCUMCISION (SNIP SNIP)
You just have to listen to find out what it's all about!
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EPISODE 43: SPOOKY SZN IS HEEREEEE
It's spooky. Let's bring on the Halloween HYPE! Here about what surprise we might pull over Halloween weekend at Rach's sisters baby shower ;)
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EPISODE 42: STICKY SITUATIONS 💦
We're giving each other hypothetical situations & answering them as best we can! LISTEN HERE!!
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EPISODE 41: OUR PET PEEVES
We all have them whether we like to admit it or not. People who drink out of the milk carton piss you off? Does it drive you nuts when someone leaves all the lights in the house on? We hear you, and we are here for YOU! Tune in to hear about all of our pet peeves!! Because we have SO MANY!
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EPISODE 40: ACTUALLY EP. 40 - FALL AND EMMYS AWARDS THEMED
Steph and Rach are the Emmy's biggest fans! Probably not but who cares. This is our podcast we can say what we want!
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EPISODE 39 (WE CALLED IT 40): THIS IS STEPH & RACH
It's the new year so it's a new us, right? We're talking New Years resolutions and the things we're looking forward to next year! TUNE IN!!
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EPISODE 38: OUR CELEBRITY TEAMS
Have you ever thought about which celeb you would want to go on a vacation with? Brunch? Build a house with? Well we have. Tune in to hear about which celebs we want to do ALL THE THINGS WITH!
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EPISODE 37: ASK US ANYTHING - LITERALLY, ANYTHING!!!!
This past week we got a TON of questions from the fans & we answered them! Would you rather wear a pad or bra? What makes a house a home? Which High School Musical movie is superior?? PLUS so many other questions that we answered!! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 36: OUR SURPRISE GUEST ROASTS US
As a gift to the second person to subscribe to our Patreon, we decided to have her on as a guest! We didn't tell her until 5 minutes before recording so it's very spur of the moment and HILARIOUS! She dishes her least favorite things about us.
TUNE IN FOR THE SURPRISES!!!!
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EPISODE 35: SHMABAHAFSA (RACH MADE UP A WORD)
We didn't know what the new term should be for baking, so here it is. Homemade, just like grandma used to make!! We're baking and going through Rach's pantry in this episode. BONE APP THE TEETH!!
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EPISODE 34: WE STARTED A PATREON AKA WE ARE TWO BROKE JEWS
Did you hear a man scaled a building in Las Vegas? It's true. We're covering that and Rach's trip to Laguna Beach along with Steph's insane driving incident you'll just have to hear about!! Listen here!!
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EPISODE 33: WE'RE TAKING INSANE BUZZFEED QUIZZES
Don't you want to know which character from Shrek would have a crush on you? We're also taking another secret quiz that is so hilarious you have to hear it! Tune in! IT IS SO GOOOOOOOOD
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EPISODE 32: PEDICURES & CUCKS & SOMEBODY IS PREGOOOOO oh my
Steph got a pedi! Don't you also love when you get a pedicure and they shave your foot like a block of cheese? Plus we're mentioning cucks and WE HAVE A BABY ANNOUNCEMENT!! Tune in to see who is pregnant!
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EPISODE 31: SOMEBODY HAS BABY FEVER....
There's a baby in the house. So naturally baby fever is happening all around. We're also chatting about how many pies Rach made this week. Can you guess? Find out HERE!
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EPISODE 30: IT'S OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
It'f official, our podcast has been live for a WHOLE YEAR. We cannot thank you all enough for listening, buying merch, subscribing, & just supporting us on this fabulous adventure. We're chatting about our favorite episodes and all memories from this past year of being two dudes living with our parents and starting a hopefully not too shrill podcast!
WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 29: 4TH OF JEWLY
Happy 4th everyone!!
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EPISODE 28: CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Since we promised you all we would do it, here's our conspiracy theories episode where we picked a handful of conspiracy theories to dive into and discuss. It's insane. And you'll enjoy it. We just know it...
Or is it a conspiracy?
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EPISODE 27: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? #HAPPYFATHER'SDAYTURDS
It's Father's Day today! Which of course means we have to talk about our dads. Tune in for a super funny episode about Jack and Luigi in all their parenting glory! We promise, this is one you won't want to miss!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 26: ROAD TRIP (DJ KHALED VOICE: ANOTHA ONE)
We're in the car on a mini road trip. It's fun. The sound quality could be better, but again, we're in the car. Also, 5 minutes after we stopped recording Rach got a flat tire. Classic!!!!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 25: THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN WE HAVE WET DREAMS
Per usual, we are chatting and laughing about the crazy things we do and specifically this episode also mentioning some wild dreams we've had lately. A good story about Rach finding Steph spread-eagle on her bed and Steph having a weird conversation about drinking milk? Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious stories!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 24: DO YA THINK I'M SEXY?
Rach started to recording early and caught a little of her and Steph signing Rod' Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" The squad also chats about go television shows, Bill Cosby, and so much more that happened this past week! Tune in for some good laughs and conversations! Plus, our newsletter drops this week so message us if you want to be on the monthly email list!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 23: YIDDISH TRIVIA AND MOVIE TRIVIA FOR NON-JEWS WHO AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH YIDDISH
On our second episode we did television and movie trivia, so we figured we would play again because it was that much fun. And Steph quizzes Rach on her knowledge of Yiddish terms so for all our fellow Jews out there, this one's for you. 10/10 funny episode we know you'll love!!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 22: STEPH & RACH RATED PG
We're cleaning up our act a bit, and we did a PG-rated episode which means it's kid-friendly! We want to include younger audiences in our comedy too, so we hope you still enjoy us talking to each other without saying our usual dirty slang. If we accidentally slipped and didn't notice though, we're not liable. Just tell you kids it's a polish word.
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 21: THIS B*TCH GAVE BIRTH #HAPPYMOTHERSDAY

EPISODE 20: RACH TURNS 25 WTFFFFFFFFF
Rach turned 25 this week, so our episode is listening to her open all of her wild birthday presents. Some of which include MORE rubber baby hands, a trolls night light, and a grandpa mug. Tune in for all the other insane gifts the represent Rach so perfectly!
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EPISODE 19: HOT TAKES WITH SPECIAL GUEST SARAH FLOTTE AKA SARAH KATZ
Who doesn't love a good controversial topic?! For example, is the series finale of How I Met Your Mother Actually Good? Are any of us actually good drivers? Is cheese really the best snack? Tune in for all the answers ft. Rach's sister, Sarah Flotte aka Sarah Katz!
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EPISODE 18: TO LIFE!
18 is a very special number in Judaism and it means LIFE! We're chatting about how cool life is, and also about Rach's 10+ day period and the gross gefilte fish in Steph's pantry! Join us for a fun episode buddies!!
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EPISODE 17: THE SIBLINGS DAY ROAST
Happy (belated by 1 day) Siblings Day to all of our siblings and to all of you who aren't victims of only child syndrome! On this episode we're telling the tales of growing up with brothers and sisters. Even though we roast you, we still love you.
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EPISODE 16: IT'S A GOOD WEEK IF YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS IN BEST BUY
It's been live FOREVER since it was just Steph and Rach on the podcast, since we've been so graciously joined by guests the past couple weeks!! We caught up this week, and discussed Steph's experience watching two elderly pugs and how Rach shit her pants in Best Buy! Tune in here!!!
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EPISODE 15: OUR FAVORITE MOVIES FT. THE DINNER W/ A MOVIE PODCAST & PITBULL
It was an honor to be joined by the Dinner with a Movie podcast which includes, Jose, Blake, Brandon, and also Mr. Worldwide? Just kidding. Pitbull will be featured on our next episode where we do Zumba. On this episode we discuss and defend our favorite movies, as we are in company of the movie experts!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 14: POST GRAD LIFE CHAT WITH THE CACTUS CULTURE POD
We've been graduated from college for a hot minute, but it feels like nothing has really changed am I right ladiez? We're joined by the lovely Cactus Culture Podcast women this week, Maddy and Daisy! It's nice having guests. We always forget to invite people to talk with us. We're just very busy with all the nothing we have going on.
Join us for some post grad tales and horror stories you won't want to miss!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 13: WE'RE ON A ROAD TRIP
We took a mini road trip! This was recorded in Rach's car. We tried our best. Tune in for funny road trip stories from when we were kids to road trips we've previously taken together! And yes, there is a story of us in the bathtub together.
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EPISODE 12: ASK US ANYTHING! LITERALLY, ANYTHING!
We love hearing from our fan. Whoever you are, we appreciate you, fan! You're our #1 (and only fan). Apparently people actually had burning questions for us! And of course, we answered them as best as we could.
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EPISODE 11: WE'RE A BIT NUTTER BUTTERS
Everyone does weird stuff. Don't lie Tiffany, you fart when no one else is in the office too. On this episode we're talking about all the weird and quirky stuff we do. Some would say we're crazy, but we're just being ourselves #yikes
Tune in!!
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EPISODE 10: PURIM, AKON & POLLY POCKET OH MY
This episode is just random. We dressed up for one of our favorite Jewish holidays, Purim, and it was a blast. We're catching up on all the relevant scandals as well as shooting the shit per usual. Join us friends!!!!
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EPISODE 9: REUNITED & IT FEELS SO GOOD
We are FINALLY back together in person for this episode! Honestly we both got butterflies because it's been so long and we couldn't be more excited about staring into each others' eyes while talking about The Crown and the post office. Come hang out with us while we catch up with each other and discuss Bridgerton, our jobs, and the Superbowl! (And other random things too :)
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 8: FAMILY RULES
Now that we're somewhat grown up, we've realized some rules and traditions in our family weren't all that normal. But who wants to be normal anyway? Tune in for a very fun episode of family stories and memories that are just perfectly weird.

EPISODE 7: THE SHREKISODE
The Sherkening is still happening. This episode, we acted out Shrek. Shrek is love. And Shrek is life.
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 6: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB?
It’s been quite the week. Craig from T Mobile hates my guts & a guy hit Steph’s car 🥴 but at least we found our microphones to record! Tune in buds!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 5: WE ARE STRESSED!!!!

EPISODE 4: TWO POOR JEWS
You're getting a first hand look at Rach and Steph's Jewish education and social life for Jewish youth. We're talking about Hebrew school, Jewish youth group events, Jewish summer camp, and the trying times to be a Jew in college. This is a fun episode with even more Jewish banter than you can imagine. And BONUS, we recorded this as a video if you'd like to see how we look while recording. Not sure why you'd want to but if so, watch here: https://youtu.be/pUlHGbfb-bg
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 3: NEW YEAR NEW US, RIGHT?
It's a new year and #BLESSUP for that! We're sharing our resolutions and reminiscing on the year. Let's end 2020 together friends!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 2: DASHING THROUGH THESE HOES, ON A ONE WH*RE OPEN SLEIGH

EPISODE 1: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN
WE'RE BACK!! It's been a minute, but we have returned for season 2. Unfortunately, we were not able to be together to record this episode but we tried our best to record ourselves. We hope you still enjoy us catching up about what we did the past month and a half since we left you all! Tune in to hear about all the news stories Rach missed, which teen show won a Peoples' Choice Award, and what our favorite things about Hanukkah are. Happy Hanukkah!!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 18: STEPH & RACH GET SPOOKY
It's our last episode of season 1, just in time for Halloween shenanigans and spooky stories. Join us one last time for a little bit and hear about scary stories that have actually happened to us. Pictures falling, doors slamming, and even worse, waking up hungover at the AEPi house! Duh duh duh...
Music: Fun Halloween - AShamaluevMusic.
Music Link: ashamaluevmusic.fanlink.to/dVAG

EPISODE 17: STEPH & RACH COMBAT THE INTERNET
The internet is crazy. And we're taking it down. Just kidding we're weak and have no idea how to do that. But we're talking about "the online" and all the addicting apps with Rach's lover. Let's chat about all the sugar daddies who slide into our DMs, Facebook middle-aged trolls, and The Social Dilemma documentary on Netflix just to get the blood flowing!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 16: HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS WHEN YOU'RE 24 AND STILL KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT
Our back to school episode was fire, so we thought we'd dive a little deeper and focus on everyones' favorite time in their life: high school. Steph will be giving away things she accumulated throughout high school and for some reason decided to save them, and both of us will be telling our best memories and stories. It's a fun rollercoaster talking about One Direction, school uniforms, and passing out during a cross country meet. PLUS we finally got a fact checker! Bless up.
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 15: STEPH & RACH PRETEND TO BE INFLUENCERS WHILE RACH CUTS STEPH'S HAIR
Are we influencers? Obviously not. But, we can pretend to be. We're giving you our beauty and hygiene product recommendations as Rach cuts Steph's hair in Rach's parents' bathroom. Listen to the end for a spooky surprise!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 14: HAPPY FALL PUMPKIN SLOOTS
It's officially Fall! We recorded this episode on the first day of Fall technically even though it's getting released several days later. Either way, tis' the season bitches! We're just reminiscing on family stories and what we both love about the Autumn season. Join us lovers!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 13: OUR EMMY'S PREDICTIONS AND ALSO KENAN THOMPSON IS THE MERYL STREEP OF SNL
This episode will premiere the weekend of the 2020 Emmy's, so we're giving you our Emmy's predictions of which nominee will win the major categories. No one asked for this. But we can only talk about Rach's dad so much. We needed a different topic. We even released the episode early so you all have time to listen before the Emmy's! Surprise sluts!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 12: 1,000 LISTENS, ZAC EFRON, AND 20 QUESTIONS RACH DOESN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO
Sing the title to 525,600 minutes from Rent, it sounds better that way.
It's fun just sitting and talking about random things, isn't it? We're chatting about some recent things that have happened as you may know as current events. Just Zac Efron, Dancing with the Stars, and clogging toilets. We're also playing a trivia game that Steph gets an A+ in and Rach needs a tutor.
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 11: STEPH & RACH'S FAVORITE THINGS
Movies on Lifetime - And whiskers on pugs - 3 year old razzles and Chrisley Knows Best - waxing Rach's stomach and diamond rings -
these are a few of our favorite things. We're chatting about all our favorite crap, guilty pleasures, and sharing a moment of friendship in talking about what we love about each other. Join us
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 10: STEPH & RACH AREN'T TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
School is going back in session, and we're reminiscing on our memories of being in school and those first day jitter. Hang out with us and think back to all those wild and unfortunate days of cheerleading try outs, loosing teeth in school, and trying to figure out which bus you're supposed to take. Or maybe that was just us? Either way, tune in.
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 9: STEPH & RACH TALK JOB APPLICATIONS AND CAREER
Since we talked all about our worst and best jobs last episode, we thought we'd try discussing applying for jobs and figuring out what we're meant to do with our lives besides making an Only Fans.Unless that's what the people want?! Join us in chatting about what we hate about applying for jobs and listen to us take a career quiz! Spoiler, we aren't qualified for the jobs Buzzfeed thinks we should have either.
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 8: STEPH & RACH'S BEST & WORST JOBS
Everyone has been through their round of jobs - good ones and bad ones. Between marketing jobs, Whole Foods, law firms, and Sunday school teaching gigs. We're talking about the good, the bad, and the ones where we looked ugly. Tune in!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 7: STEPH & RACH HAVE DREAMS
Since we told you bedtime stories last episode, it's only fitting to talk about the dreams we've had. Not like our goals because those are gone, but actual dreams when we've gone to sleep. Tune in for some wild talks about Bird Box, TikTok, & having your friends appear in your dreams.
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 6: STEPH & RACH TELL BEDTIME STORIES
Having trouble falling asleep? We can help. Why count sheep when you can listen to two shrill voices telling you sweet stories about getting drunk at a Jewish frat party and scaring people by hiding in a pantry? Get your pjs on and let's get into bed. It's bedtime.
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 5: STEPH & RACH HAVE A SLEEPOVER
We're good friends, and sometimes we like to have sleepovers. It's girls night so we're talking about all the hot stuff like scary movies, birth control, and Vanilla Ice. Just your typical sleepover conversations am I right ladies?! Tune in to join us for a late night convos and stories at our all inclusive sleepover!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 4: STEPH AND RACH ANSWER QUESTIONS AND GIVE SUBPAR ANSWERS
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 3: STEPH & RACH GO IN THE CLOSET - OF JACK & WENDY KATZ
After a week of having our podcast public, we decided to take all the feedback we got and put it to good use! So we're getting in the closet, specifically Rach's parents closet. We're talking childhood stories and things you don't want to find in your parents' closet while recording a podcast. Come hang out with us in a 4 by 4 foot room for 22 minutes and hopefully laugh a little. We promise it's better than it sounds.
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

EPISODE 1: STEPH AND RACH "MEET" CELEBRITIES

EPISODE 2: GAMES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
On this episode, we're introducing you to our first podcast segment, "Steph and Rach Don't Know Sh*t!" We're guessing movies and tv shows using Taboo skills. Come be apart of the fun and see what we really don't know!
Music Credit: “Switch Me On” by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com