Off Air

Happy 50th Birthday Jale!

Time for thrift shop clothes and Scrubs!

“One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.”

- Zach Braff

Friends to enemies Jake Underwood recounts his days on the schoolyard and the gridiron with Chris Pratt.

He is longer welcome here.

Do not call.

"For a while, I tried to masquerade as somewhat of a hippie because I was under the impression that was the kind of guy girls would like. I was pretty unsuccessful because I liked the idea of camping more than actually camping. I did go to a Grateful Dead concert, but I was pretty bored." - Paul Rudd

 “Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.” – Groucho Marx

Welp, it's been 100 episodes, 24 episodes, 21 Episodes.

Noodles are on the Dash,

Cowboys are vaping,

The world's largest buffet,

to be honest we're out of ideas.

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Buildings Collapsing, 

Gas stations being ribbed,

Shootings,

and skeletal remains. 

Just another day in Ohio.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy. - Bill Burr

AI is getting out of hand.

How a Seinfeld Reboot would REALLY go in 2023,

Kermit & Jerry's Talk show,

The Crime-fighting Duo of Norm and Chris Hansen. 

“You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.” - Norm McDonald

"Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, 'Do I really need this?' And I drag myself to the gym in my garage. It's not fun. I hate it. I work out alone. Weights." -Sylvester Stallone

"It's a Dud!" - Pearl Harbor US Naval Base Guy

Knives, Knuks, blackjacks, hoohas, jangaloos, nothing is off limits.

There's only one rule about Off Air, Tell your friends about Off Air.

Which Presidents had the best stats...

or highest body count in the Oral Office.

"You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I'm damn glad we have it, aren't you?" -Richard Nixon

How Shayne handles drugs and what an addiction is.

Jake totally doesn't get edited out, at all, positive.

How do YOU Skin a cat?!

There's more than one way to skin a cat means there are many ways to do something, there are many ways to achieve a goal. The oldest known use of the phrase dates back to 1854, in the work 'Way down East; or, Portraitures of Yankee Life by Seba Smith. - Garmmarist.com

Do Not Start a Podcast... Seriously

Jake tries not to get fired while venting and Shayne learns about the power of the rangers.

"I Realized It's Not Just The Costumes And Powers That Give Me Strength. It's Who And What I Am Inside That Empowers Me."

-Tommy Oliver, JDF

This is not your typical episode of Off Air.

While it begins rather silly on the subjects of ghosts and the paranormal,

Shayne, Jake, Style, and The Pige dive deep into Sleep paralysis, Demons, Mental Health, Depression, Anxiety, Near Death Experiences and trying to understand and comprehend men's mental health and the sigma of explaining it.

This episode is not top be taken lightly.

Let us know I this change of pace was one with a positive result.

The Pige is back... well... he never left.

“It was one of those things that are a little difficult to watch, but you can’t stop watching.”

Evan "The Pige" Sinarski has joined the fight! 

I don't know why people always have the same reaction when they hear about a plane crash.

"Plane crash? What airline?"

"Where was it going?"

As if it makes difference, like you're going to go, "Oh that flight. Oh, OK, that I can understand." Like there's some planes that are expected to crash.

You go up to the ticket agent. "Excuse me, this flight generally goes down quite a bit, doesn't it?"

"Acutally it does, yes. We do have another flight, but it explodes on take-off. It is, however, a snack flight."

-Jerry Seinfeld

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

The Internet offers opportunities that are more unique than ever before. With TV, I know I'm making 22 minutes; I know there's a commercial in the middle. With the Internet, no one knows anything. No rules.

-Jerry Seinfeld

"I did have a test today. That wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European Socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialist? They could be fascist anarchists – that still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism, for that matter. Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism – he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: “I don’t believe in Beatles – I just believe in me.” A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus – I’d still have to bum rides off of people.’ -Matthew Broderick

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could kill two women in a car accident in Northern Ireland. - "Matthew Broderick"

Hank Hill on Seinfeld, Public Acces TV, and Almost getting shot!

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

Watching the wrong movie is always a good time,

Reasons NOT to donate to Make-a-wish,

Shout out Maria Menounos,

a good morning for a car chase.

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"

"Doin' Drugs is Okay" -Shayne E.

Medina Mom, Hannah gets a live recommendation from FPI,

Legally, Jake loves The Guardians,

Honestly, who knows anymore.

We Do Voices...

kinda.

Shayne and Style break down their inability to do voices,

King Of The Hill lore,

Seinfeld of course,

and the deep dive into Casey Fastlips!

Shayne has reduced a show about nothing to literally less,

Style answers questions about working Radio and Podcasting,

What happened to Culturally Relevant?

All this and more on this week's episode of The Rebel Podcast!