Submarine and A Roach

On this episode we decompress!! Happy listening!

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the guys get into: Recent linkup between Nigerian business magnate Tony Elumelu and politician Bola Tinubu, they also get into how they would react how if they were offered Government appointments. Next, we take a look at the controversial Lagos State Governor Sanwo-Olu "twerking" during his second term campaign, and what it says about the intersection of politics and popular culture. Moving on to the entertainment world, we discuss the release of Creed III and what fans can expect from the latest instalment of the popular boxing franchise. But it's not all fun and games - we also examine our WAEC results. Finally, we turn our attention to the ongoing "culture wars" in the UK, and the role of sports personality Gary Lineker in the debate over free speech and cancel culture.

Hey guys! This week your boys come through speaking their native tongue, talking life, comedy and  in a time of politics and football anddd  describing the wild weekends they had. Have great week and enjoy!  xxxx

This episode of the podcast is a walk down memory lane as we have a very special guest who takes us on a journey through time and space. Growing up in post-independence Nigeria was a unique experience that many of us may not be familiar with. Our guest, who lived through that period, shares with us the joys of what it was like to be a young person in Nigeria during that era.

On this episode the whole gang shows up to discuss: 1. Homelessness 2. What we can say and can't say 3. Cannibals 4. our friends who are bad at dating also TMT debuts some new SubMaRoach music

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys are joined by Adesuwa, host of The Dirty Lie Podcast and they all get into: Parents regretting their educating their children Protesting for civil rights How much it'll cost to be retired What it means to be rich in Nigeria Slut shaming and fat shaming Dating cousins Enjoy! Also, don't forget to use the #Submaroach to share your thoughts and opinions! 

On this episode TMT and Mayowa are joined by Nigeria's Biggest Food Critic, Opeyemi Famakin to discuss 1. Politics. 2. Restaurants.  3. The Grammys; 4.  and Portable (The rapper)....for some reason...... Enjoy!

On this episode of Submaroach, Tmt & Koj have a hilariously vulnerable conversation. Listen to them discuss: Overfamiliarity Death Threats Friendships Fathers Suicide and LOVE! Don't forget to share and use #Submaroach on all socials. 

Hey guys,  TMT here. I kinda/sorta need your help launching my new Video Podcast "Problem Man".  If you're going through any funny/interesting dilemmas and need help figuring it out, I'm your man. What makes me qualified to be your problem man as opposed to a therapist?  Well, therapists only know about therapy.  I know about problems. I've had them and I've solved them.  So DM me voice message on twitter or Instagram and I'll call you back!  Heart emoji,  TMT

In this especially chaotic episode of Submaroach, Mayowa and TMT talk to equally chaotic artist WANI and talk about  1. Leaving Nigeria to unlock your true self. 2. Dating and Love bombing. 3. and finally you get a super exclusive 1 minute clip of Wani's new song (which you get to name!) Enjoy! 

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Koj is joined by his friend Emmanuel for a thrilling episode of #KOJandFriends! They get into a variety of topics: Lagos (Specifically navigating police men) Emmanuel tells a hilarious story about how he nearly loses his life Health and Car Insurance Race & Pay Disparities in the Workplace  And they wrap it up with a discussion on the audacity of bad guys!!

Happy New year guys!  We're here, we're back!  TMT and KOJ going down a rabbit hole of nonsense and kind of die in it.  It's pretty fun to listen to Enjoy! 

TMT is dead. Long live TMT!  This week, KOJ and Mayowa are joined by Ugo, Folake, and Kemi in the Submaroach studios and they discuss among other things (in true Submaroach fashion)  1. Craig David's supremacy  2. Drug use 3. Villain origin stories  4. The power of the internet Enjoy guys and see you next week!

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach the boys debate morality and the fall of man through these particular topics. 1. Cuppy calling TMT hungry.   2. Navigating Lagos Markets as a straight black man.  3. The relationship between the podcast and TFC.  4. Political satire and it's risks.  Enjoy guys and see you next week!

Koj, Mayowa and TMT get into another session of wild ass conversations that skirt around popular culture but edge the gates of hell.  1. We take a relationship call from a listener! 2. We discuss Tinubu's recent lease of life! 3. The reception from our guest appearance on ISWIS and 4. FFK and his way with words!

Episode 119 features listeners of the podcast and we get into nonsense as usual. This episode ends abruptly but don't be alarmed! 

Hey guys!  The boys are back and all in the same room for the first time in 4 years! They’re drinking, going to weddings and catching up with pop culture.

A little tune to help you deal with life and people.  *Lyrics* communication is a part of life, That doesn’t you have to come and talk to me, I don’t care if it’s good or bad advice, Your breath smells and I don’t wanna hear the truuuuuuuuuuuth, truuuuuuuuuuuth, You're so rudeeeeeeee,  rudeeeeeeeeeee, Hey!  Just STFU x9

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On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, KOJ is joined by a TL fave and they get into: Interests and Hobbies Nigeria's Presidential elections Content creation and Nollywood Hating, Dirty Mackin' And navigating the world as a public figure

On this episode, it's just KOJ talking out his ass on various topics. Listen to him go on about: Canceling TMT and Mayowa for *ALLEGEDLY* celebrating independence day Reaching out to old friends and celebrating with them Jagaban and his Peloton aka Mr. Macaroni on a Bicycle  Crying over Manchester United Looking sexy in a Tuxedo Themed birthdays  How inconsiderate it is to die in public And he caps things off with a review of Yinka Bernie's New EP "Something New"

This is Episode 114 with Mayowa, KOJ & Tmt and they get into: The Queen The Queen's Opps Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos' Opps The Headies Burna Disney Princesses And many many more! 

I really hate that n-word

Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring: - Lagos yarns - Raising money as a creative - Album titles and themes - Marijuana etc.

Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career. How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in school to managing Tems to meeting Drake to fighting the Illuminati, We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it! Enjoy!

Hi, Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria. Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth, Creamy & Tight Ministries. Enjoy! #Submaroach

Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast! Have a great week people!

Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss: TMT's birthdat Tems at the BET Awards Mayowa’s Sojourn Glamour girls reviews and obviously, Organ Harvesting

The Boys are back! KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS: LOVE ISLAND MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS SOME MUSIC STUFF REAL HOUSEWIVES AND THEIR PERSONAL LIVES

Mayowa and TMT chop it about: Burna boy Drake dominance Nigerian Rap Twitter spaces/clubhouse How companies kill other companies

This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music!

Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all. We missed you. Hope you missed us too.

Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey. Listen very closely to this episode of Submarine and A Roach and try count how many swigs of the bottle you hear while you listen to Tmt and Koj: - Catch up on their weekends - Future podcasting projects - Comedy - TMT's latest single - and Liam Neeson lmao

New episode alert.!!!!🚨🚨🚨 TMT returns from his suspension with a new friend, multidisciplinary artist and creative mercenary Niyi Okeowo and they get into: 1. Nigerian childhoods. 2. The music they love. 3. The movies that shaped them. 4. The power of love Link in bio

Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into: - TMT's suspension from the podcast - Elon Musk buying Twitter - Jack Dorsey having two jobs like he founded Flutterwave - Having $46 Billion - Nigeria's Presidential Elections, and - Having friends that are opps

Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss: - Rema's "I only make music with my friends" video - Rema being the hardest artist out of naij right now - Verifying your Lagos street credibility - Asake ft Burna

Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!) We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz: - Viagra - Dick Waffles - Dick Measurements - Real Housewives of Lagos - Fatherhood - The Grammy's - Will Smith's Oscar Ban & KOJ has a TON of questions for the guest! Tap IN!

On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT status as they discuss 1. Nigeria in the world cup 2. Run ins with Lagos drivers 3. The Grammys and a bunch of other random things! Enjoy!

I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99. On this episode, we get into: - Loiter Squad - Music Listening Habits - Educating Yourself Outside of Books - Will Smith and Chris Rock - Marriage and Being 30+ Get into it... yuh!

Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy

This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me? On Ep97 this episode: - Coming of age - World War 3 - Deleting things from past relationships - Lots of innuendos - TWO Uber sex twitter threads (just listen mahn, there's more stuff I can't remember)

Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss: - Kanye - Davido - Getting tattoos - Vices - Getting fits off

Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into: - World War 3 (Who wants to know what JA RULE?) - All the things Fresh put the game on - Fresh's PA search - Fresh's lyrics - DRB - And THAT famous tweet. But like more still!

This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L.

No episode this week but we couldn't leave you without a lil sumn sumn. This one is for the haters!

It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it. We kick things off with a special number to set the pace for an eventful episode 94, where we discuss: - Adesua Etomi's new song and video - Age Shaming - Tmt's Moustache - Mayowa's many many Sunday visitor - What it meant to be bad in Secondary School Mahn, this is only 20 minutes and honestly, I'm tired of typing, listen tho! Shit slaps like mo'fucka!

Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss 1. Reno Omokiri 2. Door 2 door sales 3. The "talk" 4. Tiktok for kids 5. Scammers

There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we get into gospel music, politics, foreign diplomacy and preeing IG baddies.

S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther Kanye and reimagine HipHop as standup comedy. We examine our parents' worldviews vs ours, get into some big pharma propaganda, and dissect International Relations through the lens of Pan Africanism (lmao. Stop playing, we didn't do that!). Oh and there's some butt stuff! 🙈

Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into: - Mummy G.O - Nollywood - Juju - Hot Sauce and there's mad Submaroach randomness.

This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually.

Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss: - The Nigeria-Ghana music industries - A lack of consequences for bad behavior - COVID Mandates and a lot of other random yarns. Also, Koj might have had some sort of meltdown?

KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities

On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it!

On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! Tap In!! Live show tickets: tix.africa/sroach

This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs!

Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach

If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!"

Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities

Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-balance" to our very crazy ship. We discuss comedy, Nollywood, parents and grandparents, and the patriarchy.

You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating Injections, and a whole lot more! Tune in!

Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach

The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER! On this episode we discuss: - Horny Dudes - House Parties - Religion - DJ Cuppy - The Nigerian Government... And a whole lot more!! Get into it (yuh!!) Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach across socials.

KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for.

The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince?

Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-tayo-beat-medullary-thyroid-cancer?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach

On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood. Other topics include: - The Tiffany Diamond - Getting Nervous Around Pretty Women - Incest... lmao Enjoy!

Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts!

2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk!

Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach

Another Banger!

Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden.

Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach!

Sports, Big Brother, Buhari, more Car Sex, WOKE Takes lmao! Enjoy. Also use the hashtag #Submaroach to share memorable bits.

On this episode, we discuss sex, relationships, and decision-making as grown-ass adults.

Honestly the last time we put out 3 podcasts in a row... tbh we don't remember. Enjoy though!!!

Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts. On this episode, we discuss : - Mayowa's pregnancy and how we're going to finance it as a podcast - Being the GOAT podcast - Social Media & Post Breakup Etiquette and some of other shit mahn, find out lol

We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fun discussing celebrity fights, Villain origin stories and life.

On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story.

Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it. P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry!

The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics.

Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe

MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi, Nigeria, and some other stuff!! Enjoy

NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC: BROKE UP WITH NAIJA

Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple questions. Enjoy!!

TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty.

BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU.

This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn!

Social distancing as friends

Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes

Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"!

Work from home day 2

A new dawn

Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach

What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedic rambling. Haha! How full of shit was that description? Enjoy friends!

Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy!

For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to avoid nutting early, and a couple other things. Indulge!

On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Science and TMT pushes an Igbo woman agenda. Please pay close attention to the time marks: 7:32 & 52:23. Now tweet at TMT and call him a liar.

On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy!

On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating your meat without tender love and care. ALSO we have a Submarine and Roach Music Exclusive: Alive and Breathing by AYLØ

Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating".

Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion that being in your child's life is to the detriment of your swags.

Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get shot and eventually attempts to pin the snitching on KOJ.

On this episode, we discuss: Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise). Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P).

Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues.

Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget.

Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with.

You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye!

Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy!

On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZED list and they also really want to know how to look fly on the cheap in Lagos!!

On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals from their jobs/positions they hold. As usual, there's a lot of random yarns!! Enjoy.

How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay ignant on our African facts. #Oops!

On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year (February) resolutions. Don't be alarmed, KOJ isn't deaf. We faced a ton of difficulties recording this episode.

TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy. Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff.

It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot more. KOJ gives a super convincing take on "cheating" being excusable when you're depressed, Mide tells us about how she creeped Rihanna out and TMT explains to us why we should beware of Trojan condoms. Happy holidays guys and love always! #Submaroach

TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy!

The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween and a whole lot more. In the words of Jigga: WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO? WE SORRY, WE BACK!

Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through.

KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring character after Dino Melaye comes up. The guys also compare the first generation of Nigerian pop artists to the "new wave" and end up on Odunsi's Top 5 Nigerian producers.

We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed shit talking and can't talk about "talking your shit" without referencing Mr. Eazi and his takes.

Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy!

What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making jokes at the expense of others.

Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. The discussion takes an unexpected turn as the lads delve into race relations and paranoia sets in ... WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE.

Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activism in the Afrobeats scene. Additionally, we talk about the longevity of the "New Age Cats" (e.g. Santi, Nonso & Odunsi) and whether or not artists should run commentary on the industry.

Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful week, as Tmt & Mayowa both got into different car accidents at the same spot, on the same day. Additionally, they touch on Blackness and the need to be hyper-successful; and Koj calls Tmt out on his name dropping antcis.

TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to top their class. KOJ gives self-defense tips, TMT lets out his inner Yoruba boy with an H-factor slip and Mayowa tries and fails to whisper. As per usual pop-culture is discussed and the guys give their take on #LagosBigBoy!

Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets stolen from and the thrills of being a 6'6 street fighter. As per usual, they run commentary on the Nigerian music scene and share their (not so) different takes. Also if you're looking for tips on how to launder money, TMT Goodman has some advice for you. Enjoy!

On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share and let KOJ know if you wanna rock with him on some more projects. Tweet KOJ at @Subma_Roach.

Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, KOJ seeks advice from the two worst people possible and the guys discuss whether or not everyone deserves an equal vote, as well as white people culture.

Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayowa tells us about his fetish for newly divorced women with kids, aka his Lil' Court Mama Fetish. KOJ sheds light on the "great" work Nigerians are doing in the diaspora and TMT raises awareness on how farts are probably destroying the earth. Enjoy?? Ha!

On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjoy!

Episode 3 features Phones, one of Tmt's best friends. Tmt talks about his holiday in South Africa and the opportunity cost of being a party animal, KOJ talks about infertility phobia and Phones opens up about getting fingered by corruption. They cover, women, love, sex, children, marriage, divorce and some more.

On the second episode of the new season, the boys realize there's a little douchebag in all of us BUT there's only one King Douche and his name is TMT. They also reveal the Holy Trinity of Abusive Men and sell the greatness of the motherland, to our African American brothers and sisters trying to make the move back home.

The boys are back for Season Two!! And this time it's no longer a game, Koj is trying to quit his day job and he's trying to convince Tmt to do the same. Join the boys on their journey to liberation. It's lit!

On the final episode of Season 1, we run commentary on happenings in Nigeria and let y'all know the direction for the Second Season. It's been so much fun doing this and we cannot thank you guys enough for listening. Love always and look out for more from Submarine And A Roach!

Real friends? How many of 'em? This week the boys are joined by Mayowa and they discuss friendships.

This week the guys touch on everything. Personal Ls, National Ls, L-izabeth Holmes, Nigerian Music and a whole lot more. KOJ literally has a life changing moment on-air and TMT spills international secrets. Honestly if anything happens to us, the CIA did it. Special shoutout to Keksi for the Woke-spiration.

The boys and their guests (Lola and Phones) talk about their personal style as well as Fashun Trendz in Gidi. We also briefly discuss the Ethiopian Olympic Swimmer at the beginning but that's neither here nor there.

Tmt & Koj talk about marriage and the different types of spouses to stay away from.

The sibling rivalry episode with Koj's brother, Keksi also features a brief discussion on "casual misogyny" and other things. Lmao

Tmt, Koj and their guests (Walter & Dare) talk about their Nigerian Police experiences. The guys also ask Dare about his upcoming movie "Ojukokoro" and shout out to Young Underground Creatives in Nigeria.

On this episode featuring WJGB, Koj, Tmt & the girls gist and share Customer Service experiences in Nigeria.

Koj, Tmt & their guest Emperor run through a list of classic Nigerian albums and discuss Nigerian music in general. #WhoIsBlackMelon??

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! And really sorry for the loooong break (They really are, even though they don't exactly say it in the episode). This week they take on RELIGION!

On this Episode Tmt & Koj discuss the ups and downs of attending the School of Hard Knocks a.k.a Nigeria High.

Get your notepads out! On this culinary themed (well loosely themed)episode your friends and hosts talk about food..........and randomly mention M.I (the rapper) twice. Also Koj forgets to shout-out stuff......or at least thinks he does

On the first episode of the podcast TMT and Kojo introduce Submarine And A Roach to the public and discuss their very first topic, Exes.