Swearing Mamas
By Lindsey & Lauren
Swearing MamasSep 21, 2020
99: What Kind of Buzzfeed Mom Are You?
Lauren talks about her first time being accused of bad parenting, and Lauren and Lindsey get into the parenting part of buzzfeed for fun polls and a quiz.
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98: Expectations VS Reality
Lauren and Lindsey discuss their parenting/motherhood expectations vs reality and how things have changed.
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97: Revealing Question 6
Lauren and Lindsey play would you rather.
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96: Taylor Swift Space Sharks
In this episode we focus on the moms behind the kids. Lauren and Lindsey answer some fun, imaginative questions.
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95: I'm a Genie in a Bottle, Baby
Lauren and Lindsey talk about the things that they hope/wish for their kids in life.
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94: I'm Gonna Climb That Tree
Lauren talks about her move. Lindsey warns us against the dangers of drunken tree climbing.
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93: With or Without Raisins?
Lauren and Lindsey discuss this year's 4th of July plans and more importantly: what foods they won't be bringing to any cookouts.
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92: The Godyaddy
Lauren and Lindsey talk about their dads and their 2020 father's day experiences
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91: Boss Babes with Boss Babies
Lauren and Lindsey talk about the balance of work life/side hustles and parenthood, as well as the struggle of being strong-willed women raising strong-willed kids.
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90: Wet Beds or Bathtub Poops?
Lauren and Lindsey continue their toddler would-you-rather.
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89: With Kids, or Alone?
Lauren and Lindsey play a little game of ...do you do that with your kid or alone?
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88: Sharing Mamas
Lauren and Lindsey share a little update on their personal lives.
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87: Preschool Ain't Free School
Lauren and Lindsey talk about their opinions on preschool and why they would or would not enroll their kids.
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86: What's On Your Kitchen Table?
Lauren and Lindsey talk about how messy their homes are or are not during the toddler life!
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85: Snitches Get Boo Boos
Lindsey and Lauren are here to tell on themselves this week. We talk about how we handle tattling, bullying, and more!
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84: Day Who Even Knows Parenting in Quarantine
We bring you the latest on how hardcore we have given TF up. Grab your fruit snacks and your screens, take your pants off, and cuddle up to some commiseration.
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83: The Easter Bunny Is Essential
Lauren and Lindsey discuss toddler easter in quarantine.
The article we referenced:
https://www.today.com/food/mcdonald-s-cuts-several-menu-items-including-all-day-breakfast-t176942
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82: 5G Anti-Vax Apocalypse Aliens
Lauren and Lindsey create their 'apocalypse characters' and discuss their opinions on vaccines during the pandemic, and what they think the future looks like.
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81: Coronavirus Cookies
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL - Let's hope this goes viral.
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80: March Mama Madness
Tornadoes, date nights, and more. Lindsey and Lauren talk about the latest chaos that has ensued in their lives as individuals and parents. Please note that this episode was recorded before covid-19 became what it currently is. We are NOT still going out and doing the things mentioned in this episode. We record weeks in advance as we have busy lives. We will be back next week with an episode where we will address our current lives IN ISOLATION.
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79: The Circle Of Life (feat. Jeanette Passwaters of Circle Of Life Surrogacy)
Lauren chats with Jeanette, from Circle of Life Surrogacy, about becoming a surrogate, and about using a surrogate to grow your family.
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78: Tarot and Bedwetting
Lauren does tarot readings for herself and Lindsey, and the girls discover some interesting new developments in pee technology.
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77: Swearing With Hugo Pt. 2 (feat. Hugo's Posts)
Lauren, Lindsey, and Hugo of Hugo's Posts podcast talk about parenting in the age of social media and technology.
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76: Swearing With Hugo Pt. 1 (feat. Hugo's Posts)
Lauren and Lindsey chat with their good friend Hugo, of the Hugo's Posts podcast and @hugosposts on twitter! This is the first of a two part episode where Lauren, Lindsey, and Hugo talk about various parenting topics they've all faced at their various different stages of parenting.
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75: Green Eggs and Many Fish
Lauren and Lindsey talk about things they enjoy about their kids' favorite books!
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74: What Is Fish Food Made Of?
Lauren and Lindsey talk about some of the most annoying things around tv shows and movies that their kids watch.
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73: Meme Girls
Lauren and Lindsey read some of their favorite memes and tweets...mostly about parenting. Anyway here's wonderwall.
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72: Wait A Second
Lauren and Lindsey talk about the prospect of having more children.
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71: Self-Caring Mamas
Lauren and Lindsey talk about the things they do for self care!
Meditating with kids:
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70: Holiday Recap #2!
LIndsey and Lauren recap their holidays and talk about Ollie's big second bday!
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69: A Few Of Our Favorite Things
Lauren and Lindsey talk about some of their favorite parenting products!
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68: New Year, New Milf
Lauren and Lindsey discuss their New Years plans and beliefs, as well as their MILF statuses.
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67: Moms Against The Elf
It's our annual Christmas episode! We talk about our plans for the year, and about the elf resistance squad growing in the SM facebook group.
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66: Sit Down, Karen, They're Just Boogers
Lauren and Lindsey want you to know you're probably not a better mom than them, and that some people's kids really are just less challenging when they're younger.
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65: THANKS fr th mmrs
Lauren and Lindsey talk about their Thanksgiving experiences this year, Lauren's birthday, and a big first for Oliver. We had MAJOR technical difficulties - the site we use to record malfunctioned a ton, so we greatly apologize for any moments where quality isn't at its best. We did our best to edit it lol.
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64: Does Shia LaBeouf Draw?!
Lindsey and Lauren talk about their side hustles as moms.
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63: Lauren's Trip to Connect Live 2019!
Lauren recaps her first big trip away from her son, and talks about her time with Google!
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62: In Our Feelz
Lauren and Lindsey talk about talking about talking about talking. Honestly this episode starts off about working through emotions with your kids, but quickly leads to Lindsey exposing Lauren's passwords, whether crabs are seafood, and an ad for you to buy our feet pics. Feels so good to have this girl back, right?!
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61: It's the SECOND ANNUAL Halloween Episode, Witches!
Lauren and Lindsey chat about their Halloween plans, Tim's favorite song, and who Lauren dated in the 9th grade.
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60: Guess Who's Back....
Back again! Lindsey's back! Tell a friend. This week we catch up with Lindsey since she's been gone.
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59: Gettin 'Tips'y
In this mini episode, Lauren shares a few quick bits of info and 3 mom tips!
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58: Moms Who Read
Lauren talks about her toddler's potty training adventures and behavioral changes, and reads a hilarious viral poop story.
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57: Getting Out of Litter Duty (feat. Dr. Grace Castro)
Lauren chats with veterinarian Dr. Grace Castro about kids and pets. We discuss allergies, teaching gentleness, familiarizing pets with new babies and more!
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56: Cute Mini Rants
Lauren vents about some of the parenting topics that have her frustrated lately. #BENICE #NOMOMSHAMING
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55: Everything but the Sorting Hat!
This week Lauren dissects her toddler's personality using a quiz, web MD, the love languages, and his natal chart - partly for fun, but also to generate patience and understanding toward her angsty toddler.
The 3 personalities of toddlers:
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Love Languages for toddlers:
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Co-star:
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54: September Update
Happy September! Lauren chats about new changes with the podcast, her life, and her son's development including a potty progress report.
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53: That's a Bad Poop (feat. Kristen, Rachel and Lyndsay)
Lauren chats with Kristen, Rachel and Lyndsay from her local SAHM group before a girl's night out! We talk about our lives as moms, what matters to us, and laugh a lot along the way.
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52: Like a Boss Mom feat. Hannah from Motherhood in Nashville
In this episode, I chatted with Hannah about her site, motherhoodinnashville.com her travels and life changes having two daughters, and how she manages self care as a badass mom boss!
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51: I Saw Courtney Wearing Army Pants and Flip Flops, So I Bought Army Pants and Flip Flops
This week I got to talk with one of the absolute coolest moms I've met recently (hence the episode title) about a little bit of everything. Courtney is a brand new friend, so I learned all about her experience having a baby with health complications, enduring a NICU stay, and learning what it means to be a mom to her.
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50: Talkin Bout 3 Generations! (feat. Edie Russell and Wendy Prahl)
Lauren invited her mother and grandmother to help her answer some of the internet's most suggested questions to ask your mom!
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