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The Bestiary: Hit It ‘Til It Dies

The Bestiary: Hit It ‘Til It Dies

By We Can Make This Work Probably

A podcast where your guides, Bill and Troy, take you on a tour to visit the fiercest foes in Final Fantasy VII. Join us as we describe each enemy, in-depth, one at a time, and give you sound strategies for defeating them.
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Hell House

The Bestiary: Hit It ‘Til It DiesDec 09, 2022

00:00
10:33
Hell House

Hell House

Ever wondered what a Dado rail is?

Dec 09, 202210:33
Scotch

Scotch

Now hang on...

Nov 17, 202202:33
Sahagin

Sahagin

it's a.... thing.


Nov 10, 202204:56
Whole Eater

Whole Eater

eat that whole.

Nov 03, 202202:40
Ceasar

Ceasar

pizza pizza!

Oct 27, 202204:47
Corneo's Lackey

Corneo's Lackey

Baklava or Balaclava

Oct 20, 202202:30
Vice

Vice

That face, though..

Oct 13, 202205:52
Hedgehog Pie

Hedgehog Pie

Less pig like than you'd expect.
Oct 06, 202202:40
Air Buster

Air Buster

The Final Boss of Mako Reactor no. 5!

President Shinra is sending out the big guns, but that won't be enough to stop Bill and Troy!

Social Media:

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The Gift Shop:

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Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

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Dec 17, 201908:20
Special Combatant

Special Combatant

The Bloody Gimp

The boys revist one of their favorite designs, but this time it comes in a lovely shade of red!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

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Dec 10, 201905:15
Smogger

Smogger

"Check out this Green New Deal"

... he makes smog. That's it.

Social Media:

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The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

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Dec 02, 201907:16
Blood Taste

Blood Taste

"The Red Guard Cat-Dog!"

This trip to The Bestiary has the boys facing one of their old friends, the Guard Dog / Hound / Cat, except in red!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Nov 25, 201905:42
Grashtrike

Grashtrike

The Stinging Bug-Fish

The boys descned deeper into the no.5 Mako Reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and uncover a weird insectoid fish creature.

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Nov 18, 201907:22
Chuse Tank

Chuse Tank

The Emaciated Seahorse

You know how fish are also tanks? This one is one of those totally normal fish-based tanks.

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Nov 11, 201905:56
Rocket Launcher

Rocket Launcher

The Big Box of Boom

Bill and Troy take a peak at another gun, but this time it spits even bigger bullets!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Nov 04, 201904:30
Proto Machinegun

Proto Machinegun

The very first machinegun ever!

The guys tackle the least sentient opponent they've faced yet: a literal gun!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Oct 28, 201907:42
Blugu

Blugu

The Spikey Blue Fish!

We are so excited to launch season 2 of The Bestiary with this wonderfully spikey blue fish creature!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Oct 21, 201905:22
Guard Scorpion

Guard Scorpion

The big red guy with a laser tail!

Should you attack while it’s tail is up?

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Oct 14, 201912:43
Sweeper

Sweeper

The Walking Train with Good Kicks!

You know how there are trains? What if they were walking instead!?

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

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Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 

Oct 09, 201909:55
Grunt

Grunt

The Gimp Guy!

Today we learn about full body suit breathing apperatuses!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

ProbablyWork.com

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork

Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 

Oct 07, 201908:19
1st Ray

1st Ray

The Sausage Laser Plastic Toy!

Sometimes a child's plaything cab be deadly, and sometimes a deadly foe can look like a child's plaything.

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

ProbablyWork.com

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Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 

Oct 02, 201906:26
Guard Hound (Guard Dog)

Guard Hound (Guard Dog)

The Two-Tailed Terror!

In most cases, petting doggos is a good thing, but that's not the case when you're up against Shinra's Guard Dog... or is it a hound?

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

ProbablyWork.com

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork

Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 

Sep 30, 201907:07
Mono Drive

Mono Drive

"The unicorn-horn riding plant octopus"

In their second episode looking at the foes in the no. 1 Mako Reactor in Final Fantasy VII, the guys talk about the Monodrive!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

ProbablyWork.com

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork

Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 

Sep 25, 201905:31
Military Police

Military Police

The Blue Boyscout of Mako Reactor No. 1

Bill and Troy kick off their look at all of the enemies in Final Fantasy VII starting with the first foe you find, the Military Police!

Social Media:

Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly!

The Gift Shop:

If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts!

Special Thanks:

We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This".

Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love!

We Can Make This Work Probably Network:

This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste!

ProbablyWork.com

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork

Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 

Sep 23, 201905:11