The Ratchet Aunties
By The Ratchet Aunties
The Ratchet AuntiesMay 11, 2023
SEX SNITCHES VS THE AMIRI DROPPERS
PARABLE #1: BEING FUNNY AS A WOMAN, ALWAYS GETS YOU MORE POINTS
PARABLE #2: WANNA STOP BEING DRY-CITED? STOP BEING A HATER, FIRST.
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
TOLD YA x CHLÖE FEAT. MISSY ELLIOTT
GOD BLESS THE RATCHETS x THE RATCHET AUNTIES
RAW DOGGING RANDOMS VS THE BIODEGRADABLE BOXES
PARABLE #1: STOP FIGHTING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM
PARABLE #2: LET YOUR GUARD DOWN IF YOU WANT YOUR PPL TO LET THEIRS DOWN TOO
PARABLE #3: DON'T PUT YOUR BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET...IF YOU DON'T WANT THE INTERNET TO DO IT'S THANG
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
TONE CHÉ x MICAH ROBINSON FEAT. TASHERA
FLOAT x JANELLE MONAE
N*GGA BADDIES VS THE 6 FIGURE HEIGHT CHANGE
PARABLE #1: EVERY HUMAN HAS BOTH FEMININE AND MASCULINE ENERGY
PARABLE #2: LOVE YOURSELF...IT'LL SAVE YOU MONEY
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
KEEP YO HEAD STR8 x MILA J
BOOM PT.2 x MELLO BUCKZZ FEAT. LATTO
THE PERFECT FIND VS THE BBL BODYSUIT
PARABLE #1: ANYTHING CAN GROW...IF IT ONCE LIVED
PARABLE #2: YOU'RE PROBABLY DISAPPOINTED...BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DISCIPLINED
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
DOGTOOTH x TYLER THE CREATOR
UP x WIZ KHALIFA
PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM B*TCHES VS TOUCH STARVED H*ES
PARABLE #1: HEALING AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT OUTING SOMEONE ELSE
PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BEAT YOUR MOMMA
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
CASH RULES x IYLA FEAT. METHOD MAN
LIT B*TCH x CHINESE KITTY FEAT. FIVIO FORIEGN
BIG FOREHEADS VS THE MALE TO FEMALE RATIO
PARABLE #1: BE CAREFUL...YOU'LL ALSO GET THE RESULT OF EVERY LIE YOU'VE GIVEN
PARABLE #2: LISTEN TO YOUR INNER VOICE AND SEE IF IT'S YOUR OWN
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
DON’T TALK BACK x TIARA THOMAS
HONEYMOON x DON TOLLIVER
DATING APP MANDEM VS THE BOX EATING RULE
PARABLE #1: FOREPLAY MEANS BEFORE PLAY…PRE-HEAT YOUR OVEN!!
PARABLE #2: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU EXCITED…HOW CAN YOU LET SOMEONE KNOW
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
BIG BOOTY x HOZWAL, YOUNG MIKO, LIL GENIUZ
FAVORITE x SHAROD VIRTUOSO
WHAT A GIRL WANTS VS THE ALGORITHM AVOIDANTS
PARABLE #1: YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT MAN...LEAVE HIM ALONE
PARABLE #2: IT'S OK TO BE IGNORANT
SONGS FROM TODAY's ISSUE:
STAY READY x JHENE AIKO
NEIGHBORS x J. COLE
THE EX STALKERS VS THE FB NASTY SLIDES
PARABLE #1: YOU WILL LOSE THOSE YOU DON'T CHERISH...AND SOME YOU DO.
SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE:
RED DEAD x TOMMY REVENGE
BIG STEPPERS x BIG STEPPERS
THROAT-GOAT-BE-GONE VS THE MONOGAMOUS CHEATERS
STEP-SKIPPIN' NOBODIES VS. THE MASCULINITY ATTACKERS
ELIMIDATEING VS GETTING REEL W/COUNT CAP-ULA
PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT…LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF TO WHAT YOU DO WANT.
PARABLE #2: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.
SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE:
JD's REVENGE x JEAN DEAUX
22 x JAYO
ALEXANDER PETTYMAN VS THE AESTHETIC
PARABLE #1: YOU MUST RELENTLESSLY GO AFTER YOUR DREAMS
PARABLE #2: REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS NEW UNDER THE SUN…
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
MOOD x SIR FEAT. ZACARI
NO DAYS OFF x GWEN BUNN
THE HETERO-ROMANTICS VS THE HIGH QUALITY HOES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE QUALMS INTERNET LESBIANS ARE HAVING WITH THE BISEXUAL/HETERO-ROMANTIC WOMEN AGENDA, WHATS HOLDING US BACK FROM BEING OURSELVES AND WHETHER WE HAVE ENOUGH EMPATHY FOR SIDE HOES. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE THEY ARE NON-STOP!!
PARABLE #1: BE YOURSELF
PARABLE #2: DON’T LOSE YOUR HIGH QUALITY HOES
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
ÇA FLINGUE x GENJUSTSU BEATS
12 AM IN ATL x REASON FEAT. ISAIAH RASHAD, BENNY THE BUTCHER & DOE BOY
MOODY B*TCHES VS THEE DICKLESS IN CHICAGO
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT DISRESPECT AND THE PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIORS OF THE UNHEALED OPPOSITE SEX. YOU DONT WANNA MISS THE PARABLES, TWISTS AND TURNS IN THIS EPISODE!
PARABLE #1: YOU CAN ONLY BE IGNORANT FOR SO LONG
PARABLE #2: DO BETTER!
PARABLE #3: CONTROL KILLS CORRECTION
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
IN HA MOOD x ICE SPICE
IF THIS IS LOVE x XAVIER OMAR
BABY BOXES VS INNANET RELATIONSHITS
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING DIRECTLY TO OUR LISTENERS ON LIVE!! WE'RE TALKING TO FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM AND REVIEWING THE WEEK's ACTIVITIES STARTING WITH TT CAMILLE's BIRTHDAY (JAN 18TH) RECAP!!! YOU CAN WATCH THIS EPISODE IN FULL ON OUR INSTAGRAM (@THERATCHETAUNTIES) OR LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IN FULL HERE, EITHER WAY YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THESE ANTICS!
PARABLE #1: DO BETTER
PARABLE #2: JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE THE RULES, DON'T MAKE YOU UNACCOUNTABLE
PARABLE #3: SOMETIMES MANDEM NEEDS TO PLAY A SPORT
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
CRUSH ON YOU x JUNIOR MAFIA
TELFY x MAIYA THE DON
THE COLORISTS VS THE EEBEEDEEBEEDEES
PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT WOMEN BE DOING, WHY YALL STILL EFF US?!
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
C.A.B. x CHRIS BROWN FEAT. FIVIO FOREIGN
FOMF x AB SOUL
MR & MRS. LOVE-LESS VS THE CHEATER RULE
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT CHEATING NO-NO’s. PLUS, WE GOTTA BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THE MEG THEE STALLION STORY AND KEKE PALMER FINALLY BEING A MOMMA. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS.
PARABLE #1: LET PEOPLE HELP YOU BE BETTER
PARABLE #2: DON’T SPEND YOUR GIRL’s $$ ON ANOTHER WOMAN
PARABLE #3: SHOW LOVE. PERIOD.
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
LOW x SZA
I GUESS x SAINT LEVANT & PLAYYARD
RAPPER NAMES VS THE SPIRIT OF HUSH
PARABLE #1: STFU
PARABLE #2: YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM!
SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE:
NOT MY N*GGA x KENTHEMAN
NUNNDET SH*T x ASIAN DOLL FT. RUBI ROSE, DREAM DOLL, DREEZY AND IVORIAN DOLL
SWEET POTATO PIE VS COOKIE MILK
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING WOMEN'S EQUALITY (CAUSE THAT'S WHAT Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WANTED!), GAS STATION STRANGERS, AND HOW THE TT's GOT THEIR NICKNAMES. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE IT'S DEFINITELY ONE FOR THE BOOKS!
PARABLE #1: DON'T CALL ME BABY
PARABLE #2: STOP DOING UNNECESSARY THINGS TO YOUR COOCH!
SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
4 THANGS x FREDDIE GIBBS & BIG SEAN
OLD AGE x MASEGO
6 RED FLAGS GREAT AMERICA VS MEN THAT DO STUFF
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING TT CAMILLE HAVING ONE TOO MANY DRINKS AT A BDAY DINNER. PLUS, WE’RE QUESTIONING WHY MEN DON'T DO MEN STUFF. BTW, IT'S THE YEAR OF GLORIA HALLELUJAH, SO WE GET INTO HER DEBUT ALBUM "ANYWAY...LIFE'S GREAT" AND THE NEWEST SAWEETIE EP TO SEE WHY SHE AND BIG GLO ARE HAVING AN AMAZING END TO THEIR YEAR! BONUS POINTS FOR OUR NEWEST SPONSOR DROP! TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE STORIES, LAUGHS, TWISTS AND TURNS BECAUSE WE CAME WITH THE HEAT!!
PARABLE #1: THERE ARE NO PARABLES TODAY. EVERYTHING IS JUST PROPS...AH HA!
SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:
UNH UNH x GLORILLA
NO L's x SAWEETIE
FATTY BOYS VS THE EMANCIPATION OF KILLAH CAM-KAM
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DISCUSSING WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE RETROGRADE HAS TAGGED YOU IN!! LISTEN IN AS THE TT’s DEFEND KANYE AND PRETTY PRIVILEGE AND TEACH US ALL HOW TO PUT THE PU*SY ON ICE WHILE DEALING WITH HARASSMENT IN HOME DEPOT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS JOINT!!
PARABLE #1: EVERYBODY PLAYS THE VILLAN IN SOMEONE’s LIFE STORY.
PARABLE #2: LET YE WHO HAS SINNED A LOT, CAST NO STONES.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
LIFE’s A B*TCH x RADIANT CHILDREN
EAT IT UP x KALI & RUBI ROSE
SUPER FREAKY GRANNIES VS BLUSHING BEARDS AT THE DANCERY
PARABLE #1: MEN LOVE WHEN YOU SHOOT YOUR SHOT AT THEM.
PARABLE #2: KEEP YOUR BEEF ON THE INNANETS. IT’S FUNNIER THAT WAY.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
POF x ARI LENNOX
HUDDY x COI LERAY
ROSETTA STONEY ISLAND VS THE HOLIDAY HATERS
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TALKING ABOUT OUR HOLIDAY HATRED AND GO DOWN THE LIST OF THINGS WE DON'T MESS WITH DURING THIS SEASON (HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY, SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY AND CYBER MONDAY BTW). JOIN US IN THE LAUGHS AS WE DEAL WITH THE MISHAPS OF NOT FORMATTING A NEW SD CARD, BC THIS EPISODE IS SPLOTCHY TO SAY THE LEAST!! IT'S NOT A LONG EP TODAY, SO LISTEN TO LAUGH AND GO AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR WEEKEND WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!
PARABLE #1: ALWAYS FORMAT YOUR NEW SD CARDS.
PARABLE #2: WHEN IN DOUBT, RECORD, STOP, AND RECORD SOME MO.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
AHOO (FROM THE DOCUMENTARY REINES) x CHILLA, DAVINHOR, VICKY R, LE JUIICE AND BIANCA COSTA
RATCHET REALITY VS THE HIGH CLASS HOODRAT
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DIGGING DEEP INTO WHY YOU MUST WORK REGARDLESS OF TALENT. WE THEN GIVE EACH OTHER OUR PROPS FOR PODDING AN ENTIRE YEAR AND HOW MUCH WE’VE GROWN! SPECIAL TOPICS INCLUDE: JADA PINKETT-SMITH, KANYE, TOM BRADY AND MORE!! YOU DONT WANNA SKIP ANY PARTS OF THE FOOLERY WE DISH OUT!!
PARABLE #1: SOMETIMES JUDGEMENTS ARE WARRANTED.
PARABLE #2: EVERYONE IS NOT WELCOME IN THE HOOD.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
JUST WANNA ROCK x LIL UZI VERT
DON’T PLAY WITH IT x LOLA BROOKE
BREASTMILK POPSICLES VS THE LOW VIBRATIONAL PLATES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE CELEBRATING THEIR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! *cues {expletive}shots* *pew pew pew* *pooh shiesty, pooh shiesty*
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CONFLICT OF CROOKLYN, COACHING TECHNIQUES, THE TIME IT TAKES FOR WOMEN TO GET READY, TT ERIN'S AFFECTION FOR WOOD AND KNIVES, AND TT CAMILLE'S CHANGING VOICE. BONUS CONVOS: WHY WOMEN DON'T NEED BREAKS FROM SEX, WHY MEN DON'T CRY IN FRONT OF THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND SOME FEARS ABOUT MOTHERHOOD. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS THIS EPISODE, AS THE RA's CLOSE OUT SEASON 1 OF THE POD!
PARABLE #1: ADULTING MEANS: TAKING TIME TO GET FULLY READY IN THE AM.
SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE:
RAINDROPS x GOLDLINK (FEAT. FLO MILLI)
CUFF IT x BEYONCÉ
BOX FUMBLING VS THE META MUHF*CKERS
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW MEN HAVE "FUMBLED THE BOX" WITH THEM AND HOW TT ERIN'S STORY CAUSED A VIRAL TWITTER MOMENT. PLUS THE LADIES TALK ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE AND WHETHER IT'S NECESSARY OR NOT. BONUS CONVO POINTS: STEALING HOMES FROM BIRDS, OUR WORST FEARS AND WHO HATES WHO PUBLICLY ON THE INTERNET. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS TALK, BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF LAUGHS!
PARABLE #1: IT'S YOU. IT'S F*CKING YOU.
PARABLE #2: SAVE YOURSELF THE TRAUMA OF THE ARGUMENT WHEN IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
SPIRITUAL BATH x ZYAH BELLE
BETTER THINGS x CIARA & SUMMER WALKER
HANGING WITH ASSTENTION VS SCROOGE MCCUCK
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT PU$$Y MANAGEMENT AND HOW RACISM ALWAYS REARS IT’S BULL HORNS. THEY GIVE AN UPDATE ON A FEW FORMER CHILD STARS AND SOME OF THE NON-SO-WELL-KNOWN “CHRISHAWN’s OF THE WORLD, ALL WHILE LEARNING SOME DOPE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM THE INTERNET! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE TWISTS, TURNS AND ALL THE LAUGHS!
PARABLE #1: STOP GOING BROKE TRYNA BE ROMANTIC.
PARABLE #2: SOME MESSAGES AREN’T FOR YOU…THEY’RE FOR YOU TO PASS ON TO SOMEONE ELSE.
PARABLE #3: STAY OUTTA THE WETLANDS…WILD THINGS GROW THERE.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
SIGN LANGUAGE x REASON (FEAT. ICECOLDBISHOP)
DIP x STEFFLON DON & MS BANKS
MOOD MUSIC 2K VS THE VOODOO PERSON
IN THIS EPISODE...THE R.A.'s ARE TALKING ABOUT DJ MATT MATEO's { 2000's THEMED} BIRTHDAY BASH WHILE REMINISCING ABOUT ALL THE SONGS THAT "GOT YOU IN THE MOOD" FROM THAT ERA. THEN THE AUNTIES BREAK INTO HOW AZAELIA BANKS HAS THROWN HER 2 CENTS INTO THE LADY-BEEF BETWEEN NICKI MINAJ AND CARDI B. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!
PARABLE #1: IF YOU CHICKEN OUT...JUST KNOW SOMEBODY OUT THERE GOT BEEF WITH YOU.
PARABLE #2: RESPECT THE 2000's R&B...DASSIT.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
TOMORROW 2 x GLORILLA FEAT. CARDI B.
PRIDE x BLEULILBABY x SYMBA
HIGHER LEARNING VS THE SPITTING MAN
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING IT BACK TO SCHOOL! JUDGING WHAT THEY DON'T REMEMBER FROM SCHOOL AND THE NASTINESS ON THE INTERNET...WE'RE LEARNING SOME RATCHET HISTORY! SPOILER ALERTS FOR THE RAP SH!T FINALE, BUT YOU PROBABLY SAW IT ALREADY...AND MORE! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!
PARABLE #1: YOU'RE RIGHT UNTIL YOU'RE WRONG.
PARABLE #2: DO THE F*CKING WORK.
SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:
SOCK IT 2 ME X LAYA
EYE TO EYE X NONSO AMADI
THE ROAD TO ASSTOPIA VS SKRIP CLUB APPLICATIONS
GROUP TRIP B!TCHES VS NOT-SO-RATCHET ADVICE
PARABLE #1: STOP SAYING SH!T YOU DON’T MEAN
PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES, YOU GOTTA TAKE SOME ADVICE
SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:
ENERGY x BEYONCÉ FEAT. BEAM
C.A.B. (CATCH A BODY) x CHRIS BROWN FEAT. FIVIO FOREIGN
MANDEM APOLOGIES VS PUS*Y EATING ACCESSORIES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE COUNTING DOWN TO THEIR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE AND APOLOGIZING TO THE MANDEM COMMUNITY FOR ALL THE RIDICULOUS ACTIVITIES FROM THE WOMEN COMMUNITY. LISTEN IN AS WE BREAK DOWN THE DEFINITION OF BEING "SLUTTED OUT" AND WHAT PROBLEMS CAN OCCUR WITH AN ORGY BEING AT THE CRIB.
PARABLE #1: IF YOU CAN’T DRIVE…STAY OFFA LOWER WACKER, PLEASE!
PARABLE #2: IT’S POSSIBLE TO GET IN SOMEONE ELSE’S CAR ON ACCIDENT. HAVE GRACE AND BE CAREFUL!
PARABLE #3: IF YOU WANT A BABY…HAVE ONE WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS IT MORE THAN YOU.
PARABLE #4: WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN…KNOW THAT ONLY YOU MAKE IT TRUE!
SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE:
MOORTALZ x MOTHER NATURE FEAT. JEFF K%NZ AND GR8SKY
EASY x THE GAME FEAT. KANYE WEST
SLUG PUS*Y VS THE ELECTRIC KEVIN GATES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's HAVE BEEN WATCHING SOME OF THE WILDEST THINGS ON RIHANNA’s INTERNET AND WE’VE GOT SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT!! IN BETWEEN CARESHA PLEASE, BOBBY LYTES, AND THE SPEAR MOVES FROM AIRLINE EMPLOYEES…WE HAVE THE LAUGHING DOWN-PACT! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS!
PARABLE #1: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO…YOU’RE STILL GONNA HAVE TO PUT THE WORK IN!
PARABLE #2: BE CAREFUL WHEN PURCHASING THINGS ONLINE FROM PEOPLE…CAUSE THE K*LLER IS STILL ON THE LOOSE!
SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE:
I’M THAT GIRL x BEYONCÉ
NDA x MEGAN THEE STALLION
WHATCHU LIIIIKE VS DISNEY BEAST-IALITY
PARABLE #1: USE DISCERNMENT…BUT DEFINITELY GO OUT THERE AND TRY!
PARABLE #2: STOP PLAYING WITH THESE PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS…
SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE:
TTG x SEAN LEON
WHAT'CHU LIKE x DA BRAT FEAT. TYRESE
THE MCBITCH IN YOU VS SKINEMAX AND NEGROSTROLOGY
PARABLE #1: YOU CAN'T UN-FUCK SOMEONE. THAT'S LAW.
SONG'S FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
PHASES x SEAN LEON
MMM METH x THE WHITE LADY ON THE DON’T DO DRUGS COMMERCIAL W/THE BLACK CHOIR
STRIP SUITES VS GLORILLA AND HER RATCHET ASS FRIENDS
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOIUT PEACOCK-ING IN IT'S TRUEST FORM! DO YOU BELIEVE IN COURTSHIP? WELL, THIS ISSUE IS FILLED WITH THE TT'S BATTLING THE RATCHET UNCLES FOR THE NEICES AND THE NEPHEW's MATING RITUALS. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS OUR MELTDOWNS, MUSIC BREAKDOWNS, AND ALL THE LAUGHS IN BETWEEN!
PARABLE #1: WE CAN ALL BE DIFFERENT...AND STILL SUPPORT EACH OTHER's SHINE.
PARABLE #2: NO MORE SHORT CUTS...DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
WILD THINGS x FRANKIE FREE
3 BELOW x SAINT JHN
TOMORROW x CMG THE LABEL FEAT GLORILLA
HOT POTATO x HITKIDD FEAT. ALEZA, GLOSS UP, GLORILLA, SLIMERONI, AND K. CARBON
CHA, CHAA x GIRLCODE
CASH IN CASH OUT x PHARRELL WILLIAMS FEAT. 21 SAVAGE & TYLER, THE CREATOR
MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY
PARABLE #1: BE LIKE WATER...
SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:
GOD IN THE FLESH x A.M.
LETTER TO MY DAUGHTER x A.M.
SLAVES N SHIT VS ROAD RULES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE SMOKING THAT ANGEL PACK!! WE'RE BREAKING DOWN WHAT IT TAKES FOR GROWN-UPS TO FIGHT AT A WATERPARK! LISTEN AS TT CAMILLE CONFESS ABOUT WHY SHE WAS DENIED CERTAIN JOBS AND THE ACTUAL FACTUAL RULES OF THE ROAD WITH TT ERIN'S DRIVER'S SCHOOL ETIQUETTE CLASS. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!
PARABLE #1: LEARN TO DRIVE...TF?!
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
ATHENA x ERIN SEDALIA
HOES THAT ACT RIGHT VS RATCHETS AFTER DARK
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s HAVE AN AFTER WORK SMOKE SESH…AND OUR PRODUCER LET’S LOOSE ON OUR BAD HABITS!! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS BONUS EPISODE OF ALL OF OUR ANTICS WHEN CONFRONTED BY “THE PATRIARCHY”…LOL…JUST KIDDING. WE’RE DIVING DEEPER INTO OUR PERSONAL STORIES AND LEAVING IT ALL ON THE TABLE FOR OUR RATCHET FAM!
PARABLE #1: ADVICE FROM MEN ABOUT MEN IS NECESSARY.
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
AIGHT x WESTSIDE BOOGIE FEAT. SHELLEY
THE BIGGEST HATER CITY VS BENEFICIAL MUSES
IN TODAY’S EPISODE…THE RA’S ARE TALKING ABOUT SIMPLY DOING BETTER IN LIFE. LISTEN AS TT ERIN HILARIOUSLY RECAPS HER “HELL WEEK” AND TT CAMILLE GIVES HER STRESS TEST LESSON!
PARABLE #1: DO BETTER…DASSIT
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
LOTUS FLOWER BOMB x WALE FT. MIGUEL
AMBEYONCÉ x EARTHGANG FT. SMINO
BODY ROLLS AND AWARD SHOWS VS FIREWORKS AND JAIL TIME
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE WATCHING THE 2022 BET AWARDS!! LISTEN TO OUR OUR HILARIOUS RECAPS OF OUR FAVORITE PERFORMANCES OF THE NIGHT, OUR LEAST FAVORITE OUTFITS, AND SOME RELIVING OF OUR SUMMERTIME MEMORIES. YOU KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUR STORYTIMES!!
PARABLE #1: IF YOU’RE GONNA POP ILLEGAL FIREWORKS IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO…WATCH OUT FOR THE ELECTRIC LINES IN THE ALLEYS
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
CRAZY x DOECHII
SURPRISE x CHLÖE
HOOTER FISHING VS TALL N*GGAPHOBIA
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s HAD A LIST OF TOPICS TO DICUSS, BUT THEIR PRE-GAMING ANTICS HAVE TAKEN OVER THEIR RECORDING SUITE!! COME ALONG AS THEY DISCUSS THE REAL DEAL NEWS: THE MALE HEAUX BAG THEORY, THE C*CKNESS MONSTER…AND HENNESSY BEING THE HARD R.
PARABLE #1: DON’T BE HANDSY!!
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
ALIEN GIRL (TODAY W/HER) x KENDRICK LAMAR
MAJA (FT JACOB DENZEL) x CHARITY CROFF
KELLY R. AND THE PIPERS VS ALTIMA TIRE POTHOLES
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE TALKING ABOUT THE OPPORTUNITIES TO LOVINGLY HATE ON AMAZING PEOPLE. WE ALSO GET INTO OUR D.A.R.E. BAG AND TRY TO HELP PEOPLE STAY HYDRATED WHILE PARTAKING AND WE DEEP DIVE INTO ACTUAL POTHOLE FILLERS AND WHAT FEMININITY LOOKS LIKE TO US...AND IT AIN'T GLITTERY!
PARABLE #1: IF YOU GON DO DRUGS...STAY WATER HYDRATED.
PARABLE #2: SEXUALIZING LIL BOYS IS THE SAME AS SEXUALIZING LIL GIRLS...SO STOP IT.
PARABLE #3: REAL MEN COOK...REAL WOMEN CHILL.
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
DRUNK IN LOVE x BEYONCÉ & JAY-Z
KNOCKING DA BOOTS x H-TOWN
NO ONE x ALICIA KEYS
BEDROOM MEETINGS VS WINDBREAKER CARS
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
MEETING IN MY BEDROOM x SILK
VOODOO MONEY x SERIOUS KLEIN
INVENTING N*GGAS VS HUGGING B*TCHES
IN THIS EPISODE....THE RA’s ARE DEEP DIVING INTO SOME GOOD OLE GIRL TALK!
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
FNF (LET’S GO!) x HITKIDD & GLORILLA
CUT EM OFF x FEMME IT FORWARD & KIANA LEDÉ
INTERNET GURUS VS DISCOUNT AMMO
PARABLE #1: HATING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR IS GOOFY. HATE THEM FOR THEIR CAR CHOICE OR HOW THEY TAKE SELFIES INSTEAD
PARABLE #2: DIE BETTER...OR LIVE BETTER. YOUR CHOICE.
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
N95 x KENDRICK LAMAR
HEADSHOTS (4R DA LOCALS) x ISAIAH RASHAD
LOOSE BABIES VS PUS*Y PERMISSIONS
IN THIS EPISODE…THE R.A.’s ARE CATCHING UP WITH EACH OTHER AND TALKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE CAN AND CANNOT STAND LIKE KEVIN SAMUEL’S PASSING AND THE INTERNET’S REACTION PLUS WE’RE STAYING OUT THE HEAT BC IT’S SCORCHING HOT IN THE CHI.
PARABLE #1: YOU CAN’T DATE SOMEONE NEW IF YOU’RE TOO BUSY DATING YOUR FRIENDS.
PARABLE #2: MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
PARABLE #3: IF YOUR BODY SAYS YOU’RE DOING TOO MUCH, SITCHO ASS TF DOWN.
SONG’S IN TODAY’S EPISODE:
BACKSEAT x ARI LENNOX FEAT. COZZ
GUNS, GOWNS AND APOLOGIES VS EXXXOTICA QUEERNESS
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE DEEP DIVING INTO “THE MET GALA OF THE MISSISSIPPI” (BETTER KNOWN AS PROM SEASON)! AND YOU KNOW WE’VE BROUGHT SOME TIPS FROM “BACK IN THE DAY”, SO LISTEN UP!! PLUS WE’RE GETTING INTO THE X-RATED CASHIERS AT CRAFT STORES AND CAMILLE’S EXPERIENCE AT THE 2022 EXXXOTICA EXPO! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS!
PARABLE #1: STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE!
PARABLE #2: STOP BEING CHEAP.
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
GOOD LOVE x TAMERA FEAT. TAY IWAR
HUDDY x COI LERAY
LATE NIGHTS VS EARLY TERMINATIONS
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING THEIR RATCHET BEHAVIOR BEHIND THE WHEEL!! GET A CHANCE TO CATCH UP THE LADIES AS THEY DISCUSS WHAT HAPPENED ON 4/20, THEIR SEX LIVES AND HOW THEY WOULD HANDLE SOMEONE SECRETLY FEEDING THEM THE ABORTION PILL.
PARABLE #1: DURING SEX, TUNE OUT THE WORLD...AND TUNE INTO YOUR PARTNER.
SONGS IN TODAY’S EP:
WASTING TIME x BRENT FAIYAZ AND DRAKE
LATE NIGHTS x JEREMIH