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The Unsolicited Podcast

By The Unsolicited Podcast

In a time where unsolicited opinions, advice, and dick pics are the norm; here's a podcast that you didn't ask for, but we're giving you anyway. Call toll free at 1-833-266-7667 or send Zack Jackett a voice message on Facebook or email us at theunsolicitedpod@gmail and join the conversation and be part of the show.
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I Don't Wanna Walk Anymore

The Unsolicited PodcastJun 02, 2023

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I Don't Wanna Walk Anymore

I Don't Wanna Walk Anymore

We discuss whether or not Tommy can get away with using a wheelchair 'cause he's tired of walking.

Jun 02, 202301:04:05
ChatGPT Pizzazz

ChatGPT Pizzazz

Add some spice to your life with some ChatGPT.

May 19, 202348:34
Correctly Uploaded This Time

Correctly Uploaded This Time

Did I do it right this time?

May 11, 202350:36
Purebred Morons

Purebred Morons

Whoops accidentally uploaded this to IDKAT. Here it is in the right spot!

May 05, 202359:47
174. We're Back! No Technical Failures Finally!!

174. We're Back! No Technical Failures Finally!!

I left in the soundcheck at the top to prove we had stuff working and then of course the theme song is all bunked up.

Apr 28, 202356:30
Vanderpump Is The New Super Bowl

Vanderpump Is The New Super Bowl

So much drama!

Mar 31, 202353:55
Tommy HATES Scream 6

Tommy HATES Scream 6

We talk Scream 6 and flaccid teeth.

Mar 24, 202301:03:28
In a Pickle Game

In a Pickle Game

We play a harder version of Would You Rather called In a Pickle.

Mar 18, 202301:13:44
Hangin' in Holes

Hangin' in Holes

We're all down, but boy did a hole cheer us up.

Mar 10, 202301:07:15
Interrupting to Show You're Listening

Interrupting to Show You're Listening

We got tons of tiny internet and many more interruptions.

Mar 03, 202301:00:24
Don't Get Sued and Save Your Show

Don't Get Sued and Save Your Show

You hear the man. Save it. Don't get sued!

Feb 24, 202346:22
Tommy Partied with Jack's Parents

Tommy Partied with Jack's Parents

What a tale!

Feb 18, 202301:01:49
166. Tiny Internet But Huge Room

166. Tiny Internet But Huge Room

A late upload with horrible audio quality. How typical!

Feb 06, 202350:30
165. Jack Has a Cold, That's Why He Sounds Weird, Don't Write In

165. Jack Has a Cold, That's Why He Sounds Weird, Don't Write In

Seriously, don't. And no. Jack didn't write this... Zach did.

Jan 27, 202301:01:49
164. Jack Has a Wendys Baked Potato

164. Jack Has a Wendys Baked Potato

It's true.

Jan 20, 202350:33
Happy New Year (With the Worst Audio Ever)

Happy New Year (With the Worst Audio Ever)

Sorry, this is not how you start off 2023.

Jan 06, 202301:08:20
That Italian Place That Starts With a C

That Italian Place That Starts With a C

And some wild Billy Bush story

Dec 23, 202201:11:45
So Sorry, Our Bad

So Sorry, Our Bad

We made a boo boo.

Dec 09, 202255:04
Tommy's Vegas Adventure

Tommy's Vegas Adventure

Oh boy, he got in some TROUBLE.

Dec 02, 202251:06
Robe Parties and Trying to Get Deep

Robe Parties and Trying to Get Deep

Jim joins us for just a sec on this one!

Nov 18, 202201:11:54
158. Sorry We Missed Last Week!

158. Sorry We Missed Last Week!

What did we talk about? I dunno. Enjoy.

Nov 11, 202254:54
157. The Clip Show

157. The Clip Show

Thank you Nikolai Järvinin for sending us these clips!

Oct 28, 202201:14:40
156. This Podcast Sucks

156. This Podcast Sucks

Why does anyone listen to this? But do listen to the new Doohickeys song "This Town Sucks." Yes, Jack does write these episode descriptions.

Oct 21, 202254:12
155. Jack Played the Ryman

155. Jack Played the Ryman

The Doohickeys done did it. And we talk about a bunch of other stuff.

Oct 14, 202201:03:60
154. Depression Is Better Today!

154. Depression Is Better Today!

I don't remember what we blabbed on about in this one.

Oct 07, 202259:52
153. Tommy Wandered Into A Church

153. Tommy Wandered Into A Church

The gang is depressed!

Sep 30, 202201:10:28
152. I Wish My Internet Was Bigger

152. I Wish My Internet Was Bigger

Tommy speaks to us through his tiny Vegas internet and we play "I Wish My Truck Was Bigger" by the Doohickeys.

Sep 08, 202257:39
151. Heavy on the Ish

151. Heavy on the Ish

Codename: VEGAS

Sep 01, 202255:01
150. Shirtless With Elf Shoes

150. Shirtless With Elf Shoes

We got a strange set up for this one.

Aug 25, 202251:17
149. Tommy's Officially Gone

149. Tommy's Officially Gone

We back, again, for a delayed time.

Aug 11, 202201:10:20
148. Tommy Is Moving to Vegas??

148. Tommy Is Moving to Vegas??

What in tarnation?

Jul 28, 202201:00:39
147. It's Just Jack And Kelly and It's Kelly's B-Day!

147. It's Just Jack And Kelly and It's Kelly's B-Day!

No Tommy. He's galavanting through Ireland right now.

Jun 30, 202201:09:36
146. We Got a Lot of Irons in the Fire

146. We Got a Lot of Irons in the Fire

We finally could make our schedules align to record an ep! Woo!

Jun 24, 202254:38
145. The White House Is Calling w/ Jaclyn Marfuggi (Caprio?)

145. The White House Is Calling w/ Jaclyn Marfuggi (Caprio?)

Jaclyn joins us for a lively discussion about school shootings! Yay!

May 26, 202201:06:31
144. High Standards and Morrissey

144. High Standards and Morrissey

We're a little drunk and still talking over the internet.

May 19, 202201:16:27
143. Prisoners of Love and Kelly Has to Leave Early

143. Prisoners of Love and Kelly Has to Leave Early

Jack's mic sucks.

May 12, 202201:01:44
142. Not 143 Yet, But Close

142. Not 143 Yet, But Close

We are finally back together!

May 05, 202201:04:57
141. Tommy Slept Through Another One

141. Tommy Slept Through Another One

Scheduling this podcast is way harder than you think it is.

Apr 28, 202205:44
140. Making Dinner Plans for 15 Min

140. Making Dinner Plans for 15 Min

The title doesn't lie. We talk about we're gonna do after the podcast for like the first third of this episode. #SorryNotSorry #BlessUp

Apr 14, 202249:39
139. Manifesting Starlight

139. Manifesting Starlight

Kelly talks about manifesting. Jack's hungover. Tommy got pissed off by a twisted tooth stranger on the train.

Apr 07, 202201:14:59
138. We Address the Big Issues at Hand (The Oscars)

138. We Address the Big Issues at Hand (The Oscars)

Yeah, that's right. We went there.

Mar 31, 202248:08
137. Scamming Scammers with a Scary Phone Call

137. Scamming Scammers with a Scary Phone Call

Kelly tries scamming scammer and does that scammer CALL US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PODCAST??? Tune in to find out!

Mar 24, 202256:57
136. Kelly's Face Hurts and Tommy's Late (Over Zoom, Sorry)

136. Kelly's Face Hurts and Tommy's Late (Over Zoom, Sorry)

We had to do this over Zoom so the sound sucks. Sorry. Technology failed us.

Mar 17, 202256:01
135. 3 Year Anniversary!

135. 3 Year Anniversary!

Wow, can't believe we made it this far.

Mar 10, 202201:01:26
134. Thinkin' About Ass Kickin' Shirts

134. Thinkin' About Ass Kickin' Shirts

Great minds, people!

Mar 03, 202201:02:30
133. Off Our Meds and a Surprise "Celebrity" Guest

133. Off Our Meds and a Surprise "Celebrity" Guest

We're talking over the Internet again. Something about antidepressants and third dates.

Feb 24, 202248:50
132. "Marry Me" and Jack's Wild Joshua Tree Story

132. "Marry Me" and Jack's Wild Joshua Tree Story

We reconnect after a crazy Super Bowl weekend.

Feb 17, 202201:01:05
131. Valentines Day Plans and Double Downed Beef

131. Valentines Day Plans and Double Downed Beef

Shorter ep 'cause Tommy showed up late and had a real estate investment class at 5:30pm.

Feb 10, 202246:29
130. Kelly Ate Bad Turkey And Tommy Doesn't Understand 14

130. Kelly Ate Bad Turkey And Tommy Doesn't Understand 14

The gang has to speak over the Internet once again because Kelly ate bad turkey and Jack uploaded this late because he forgot.

Feb 03, 202201:02:32
129. We're back! And Tommy has some mad Luis disses

129. We're back! And Tommy has some mad Luis disses

Episodes 126-128 were pulled for a family emergency. Go to 51:00 for mad Luis disses.

Jan 27, 202257:59
124. The Poop Episode

124. The Poop Episode

Jack ate bad Chipotle and now has food poisoning, but UH OH! He has a date tonight too! Does Jack almost poop his pants during the podcast? Tune in to find out.

Nov 11, 202101:09:33
123. The Real Wedding Recap

123. The Real Wedding Recap

It's much crazier than predicted...

Nov 04, 202101:17:58
122. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 3

122. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 3

We did it! We made it to 3! Tommy got married and everything's good! Halloween is comin up... oooooh spooookyyy...

Oct 28, 202138:18
121. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 2

121. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 2

This one's the best of the series. We hit our flow. Tommy called some folks but claimed they called him.

Oct 21, 202152:42
120. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 1

120. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 1

Tommy's headed out of town again so he can FINALLY get this wedding over with. So we recorded 3 in a row. See how we mentally fall apart over the next 2 episodes. They progressively get shorter, and that was not on purpose. Sorry!

Oct 14, 202158:25
119. No Headphones on a Couch Bed

119. No Headphones on a Couch Bed

We're finally back from our 2 week break and don't have much to show for it.

Oct 07, 202101:06:50
118. Tucchus Problems and the VMAs

118. Tucchus Problems and the VMAs

Some spell tucchus with two "c's" and some spell tuchus with one. People can't agree. We don't discuss this in the ep. I just thought you'd want to know.

Sep 16, 202101:12:28
117. Tommy Showed Up and Brought His Tiny Internet With Him

117. Tommy Showed Up and Brought His Tiny Internet With Him

Tommy made it! We talk about how we can't get cancelled and more people are coming out of the woodwork supporting not being naked around your pets... even Kelly's on board! Crazy times.

Sep 02, 202101:07:14
116. Tommy's Not Here

116. Tommy's Not Here

We stalled as long as we could've, but alas, he never showed. Listen to our shitty improvised songs making fun of him for 30 minutes.

Aug 26, 202127:09
115. East Coastin' and Songs About the Hole in Your Butt

115. East Coastin' and Songs About the Hole in Your Butt

Tommy went to a Phish concert and made some friends. Kelly has a new name for buttholes. Jack's there.

Aug 19, 202101:03:09
114. Lost at a Phish Show with a Balloon Totin' Uncle Fucker

114. Lost at a Phish Show with a Balloon Totin' Uncle Fucker

This is a short one since Cap'n Tommy is back on the east coast with his tiny Internet.

Aug 12, 202131:24
113. Firey Joints and 90s Action Films Re-Imagined

113. Firey Joints and 90s Action Films Re-Imagined

We stopped recording like 15 minutes ago and I've already forgotten what we talked about. Something about hurting joints and the antimitter, antmeter, anteater scale? I don't know the word. I don't trust Tommy pronounced it correctly either.

Aug 05, 202101:12:30
112. Crinkled Emails and Oiled Butts

112. Crinkled Emails and Oiled Butts

Tommy's back in the studio!

Jul 29, 202101:06:05
111. Call Me On Facebook

111. Call Me On Facebook

It's a good day for white guys, but a bad day for Internet connection. Probably our worst ep yet. Quality sure has dipped these last few, huh?

Jul 15, 202141:40
100. No Cell Service In The Ocean

100. No Cell Service In The Ocean

Sorry for the rough intro. Tommy's tiny internet strikes again. And of course we pull another hang up prank on a listener

Jul 08, 202149:59
109. Opossum Attacks and Cold Calls

109. Opossum Attacks and Cold Calls

Tommy doesn't like this ep. Seemed fine to me.

Jul 01, 202153:34
108. Worst Episode Yet 'Cause of Tommy's Tiny Internet

108. Worst Episode Yet 'Cause of Tommy's Tiny Internet

This one sucks, but we laugh a lot.

Jun 24, 202101:21:29
107. Jack and Kelly Are Maybe Invited to the Wedding

107. Jack and Kelly Are Maybe Invited to the Wedding

Maybe they are, maybe they aren't.

Jun 17, 202101:18:01
106. The Ice Ball and the Soft Spots (feat. Kelly's Mom)

106. The Ice Ball and the Soft Spots (feat. Kelly's Mom)

This is a good 'un! 

Jun 10, 202101:06:10
105. Isaac the Plumber Returns!

105. Isaac the Plumber Returns!

Dats right. He back.

Jun 03, 202101:09:54
104. Small Mouths and Chubby Bunny

104. Small Mouths and Chubby Bunny

Idk what happens in this, as usual. Enjoy.

May 27, 202101:02:59
103. Jack and Gavinski Played Basketball? Gimme a break...

103. Jack and Gavinski Played Basketball? Gimme a break...

This is unbelievable!

May 20, 202101:22:38
102. Cute Buddy Banter

102. Cute Buddy Banter

I dunno. Tommy says "cute buddy banter" at some point and it makes us laugh. We probably call it back a few times.

May 13, 202101:18:30
101. Dioxipan, Primsipin, and Other Suppositories

101. Dioxipan, Primsipin, and Other Suppositories

What did we talk about? Who the Hell knows. Something about the various drugs we take to get by and Tommy gets upset.

May 06, 202101:20:03
100. EPISODE 100 LIVE ZOOM!!!

100. EPISODE 100 LIVE ZOOM!!!

Holy crap you guys, we did it. We accomplished our live zoom with a bunch of you guys. Thank you to everyone who showed up, and for all of those that couldn't make it- you were missed, but thanks for all your kind messages! Ep 100 video version will go up on youtube and we will start our Patreon next week. $2 a month!

Apr 29, 202102:17:33
99. It's The Final Countdown (to episode 100)

99. It's The Final Countdown (to episode 100)

Alright you degenerate fucks, we're coming up on episode 100. We'll post a link in the Unsolicited Group on Saturday the 24th for a 4pm PT start. If you normally don't like calling cause you don't want to hear your voice or anything, feel free to join us and keep your camera and mics off. We want to hang and drank with y'all. 



Apr 22, 202101:31:23
98. Peepeepoopoopenis (with Milynn Mapalo)

98. Peepeepoopoopenis (with Milynn Mapalo)

We have a very special guest in the studio this week, Kelly's future sister-in-law, Milynn! Plus, Tommy gets to speak to his bag piping nemesis, live on the air. Peepeepoopoopenis. 

Apr 15, 202101:18:60
97. This Episode Sponsored by Mental Health

97. This Episode Sponsored by Mental Health

Another mind blowing episode where multiple times the questions refer to something we've already talked about. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Apr 08, 202101:29:37
96. 1-800-Mark-BYEEEEE

96. 1-800-Mark-BYEEEEE

Tommy's back!!!!!!!!! We give Jack a new stage name and Kelly is tickled at a glorious call back... 

Apr 01, 202101:01:15
95. One, Two, Three Cat. ...............CAT

95. One, Two, Three Cat. ...............CAT

It's our last coast to coast podcast (for now). Slight technical difficulties, but you guys don't care. BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE?

Mar 25, 202101:13:16
94. Tommy and Jack's Blood Feud

94. Tommy and Jack's Blood Feud

Tommy cuts himself off, we learn how he pronounces a prehistoric bird's name and we sent another asshole to heaven. 

Mar 11, 202101:21:40
93. The Obituary Hour

93. The Obituary Hour

**NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!!!**


Now that I know you guys read this shit, there's a lot more pressure. Now I'm frozen. A-N-X-I-E-T-Y.


Just listen, why dontcha?

Mar 04, 202101:18:05
92. Skinny Mirrors (with Forrest Shaw)

92. Skinny Mirrors (with Forrest Shaw)

Sorry guys, we recorded this 2 days ago. I have no recollection of what happened. But no one reads this anyway, do they? 

Feb 25, 202101:34:38
91. A Visit From The Boss (with Jim Jefferies)

91. A Visit From The Boss (with Jim Jefferies)

Jim makes his debut to the degenerate fucks. Enjoy!

Feb 18, 202101:01:53
90. Jack's Food Reviews: The Musical

90. Jack's Food Reviews: The Musical

We start out with the most boring 10 minutes ever (time machine tip: skip it! or don't. Maybe it's not so bad). Most importantly, we learn about a guy who is letting down the family business. I hope he listens. Huge fan of his name. 

Feb 11, 202101:17:30
89. Obredon Needs His Egg Cream

89. Obredon Needs His Egg Cream

Another rousing edition of this or that: this week it's prescription drugs vs. elves from Lord of the Rings. 

This game defeats Jack. 

Feb 04, 202101:21:51
88. The Ass Kickin' T-Shirt

88. The Ass Kickin' T-Shirt

Tommy "got his ass kicked" by an insurrectionist. Epic. 

Jan 28, 202101:19:07
87. Doctor Dentist Lawyer Cop

87. Doctor Dentist Lawyer Cop

Gonna be real honest, the title is the only thing I remember from this episode. It will have to ALL be a surprise. 

Jan 21, 202101:29:47
86. I've Got a Fever and The Only Presciption is More Controversy

86. I've Got a Fever and The Only Presciption is More Controversy

OH YOU WANT CONTROVERSY? LISTEN HERE BUCKOS- WE GOT ALL THE CONTROVERSY YOU NEEEEEED. 

Jan 14, 202101:24:07
85. Ferris Wheel Reviews

85. Ferris Wheel Reviews

Tommy got a fiance, Kelly got ghosts and Jack's got a new mission- try to shit out as many in tact fruity pebbles as possible. 

@walkinwithtommy

@kellyblackheart

Jackhackett.com

Jan 07, 202101:11:51
84. I'm Not A Plumber, But... (with Isaac Heckert)

84. I'm Not A Plumber, But... (with Isaac Heckert)

Isaac Heckert joins us this week, but do not be confused- he is definitely NOT a plumber. He has a podcast that is doing a live Christmas Eve viewing of Home Alone with prizes. Check out @isaacheckert for more info!

Dec 17, 202001:24:42
83. Porn is weird? (with Luis Castillo)

83. Porn is weird? (with Luis Castillo)

Luis joins us again from *bleep* podcast to talk about, I dunno, whatever--and porn! Also this was a hell of an episode to upload because the files did not want to cooperate so please understand how much blood, sweat and tears went into this and share with your friends. Also, check luis out at @*Bleep* and his personal account @*bleep*.

Dec 10, 202001:28:13
82. Fans Only

82. Fans Only

What would you do if you found out your mom had an OnlyFans account? Find out this week. 

Dec 03, 202001:36:50
81. Listen Up, Assface.

81. Listen Up, Assface.

If Tommy falls off a boat, you think he'll be able to get himself back on by himself? Find out this week.

Nov 19, 202001:30:49
80. Let's Break It Down

80. Let's Break It Down

Jack asks Tommy to "BREAK IT DOWN" this week and Tommy needs to mask his gaping hole. 

Nov 12, 202001:36:58
79. Sorry, Mom

79. Sorry, Mom

That's all. 

Nov 05, 202001:28:13
78. This Episode Is Shit

78. This Episode Is Shit

No, really, this episode felt like it was all about shit. How to shit, when to shit, who to shit with, or how to cleaning shit. Just absolute shit. The Unsolicited gang also answers listener questions and enjoys the last week of sanity in the United States. Thank you to all of those who participate. Follow Zack Jackett on Facebook and send you messages directly to him. Follow the Unsolicited Podcast Group on Facebook Or email the gang at theunsolicitedpod@gmail.com .  We love you all. Stay safe and Healthy. 

Oct 29, 202001:32:34
77. Slitknoppers

77. Slitknoppers

Tommy came up with this episode's name. That's all you need to know. 

Oct 22, 202001:46:51
76. Goat Yoga

76. Goat Yoga

The gang is back together in the same room and Jack sends Tommy sinking to the bottom of the ocean like a pile of bricks after Tommy calls him a weak person. 

Oct 08, 202001:21:05
75. A Little Bit Late

75. A Little Bit Late

All we need to say about this episode is: LAWYER COP THEME SONG!!!!


For all your theme song/sting/jingle needs, email: mike@mikemillermusic.com.au

Oct 03, 202001:32:39
74. Drinking Out Of Cups (with DJ Qualls)

74. Drinking Out Of Cups (with DJ Qualls)

DJ QUALLS IS BACK!!! And true to form, Kelly went to the bathroom and the boys couldn't figure out how shit works. 


Rate, review, subscribe and share with your friends (or your enemies!!)

Sep 24, 202001:33:13
73. The Social Dilemma

73. The Social Dilemma

Jack and Kelly are IN STUDIO! Which means Kelly's sound quality finally doesn't suck anymore!!!! This one gets intellectual. Listen if ya wanna get learned. 

Sep 17, 202001:29:02
72. That One Scene From Monsters University, Sport

72. That One Scene From Monsters University, Sport

We laughed a lot this week. JACK HAS A DATE! Kelly does a secret challenge with both of the guys, we decided if sex is a proper birthday gift and Tommy develops his villain origin story. 

Sep 10, 202001:11:32
71. Taking a pue

71. Taking a pue

Tommy still refuses to come home. Everyone make sure to go to his instagram and let him know he's needed back in LA. Couple of Urban D's for ya this week and god knows what else. It's not great. 

Sep 03, 202001:02:32
70. Still kinda nice

70. Still kinda nice

For all the degenerate fucks who survived last week's drinking game, welcome back!

Sorry to blind Jon whose message wouldn't play. Ah, fuck. You're not reading this are you, Jon?

We're off next week so make sure to send us lots of questions for the following week! @theunsolicited3, theunsolicitedpod@gmail.com, 833-266-7667 or by leaving a voice note with Zack Jackett.

@Jack_w_hackett

@tommycaprio

@kellyblackheart


Aug 20, 202001:23:01
69. Nice

69. Nice

Nice.

Aug 13, 202001:09:12
68. Dr. Richard Fuchmiyass

68. Dr. Richard Fuchmiyass

We MAY have gone a little overboard on the hillbilly accents this week. CARPE DIEM. 


Follow us @theunsolicited3

@tommycaprio

@jack_w_hackett

@kellyblackheart


Email us at theunsolicitedpod@gmail.com. 

Aug 06, 202001:34:52
67. https://web.facebook.com/flx/warn/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F32TJgCF&h=1

67. https://web.facebook.com/flx/warn/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F32TJgCF&h=1

You gotta listen to find out why the episode is titled that. DEMS DA RULEZ!!

Follow us on social:

@Jack_w_hackett

@walkinwithtommy

@kellyblackheart

@theunsolicited3

Jul 30, 202001:06:59
66. Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers

66. Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers

We're back with NO TIME DELAYS! This episode welcomes 69 new sponsors and features one uppers, yogurt collectors and a nude cat sleeper. (That doesn't make sense, just go with it). 

Jul 23, 202001:48:00
65. Catfishing a Catfisher

65. Catfishing a Catfisher

If there are any time or audio delay issues this week, just know I TRIED MY FREAKIN' BEST. Our worst run-ins with the cops, Tommy is stringing along a cam girl and Jack got a lapdance.

Jul 16, 202055:41
64. Would I Be The Asshole?

64. Would I Be The Asshole?

Our first ever Would I Be The Asshole? And if Tommy's got anything to say about it, yes. 

Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. AND TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. 

Jul 02, 202001:43:27
63. Organized Orgies?

63. Organized Orgies?

The mushrooms are kicking in so I don't know what to write here. 


Kbyeeeee!

Jun 25, 202001:32:50
62. Reunited and it feels so...

62. Reunited and it feels so...

Weird!! It's so strange to see each other face to face. Last time before Tommy heads off to Joisey for the rest of the summer.  What will he do in that little village of his?!

Jun 18, 202001:13:25
61. The Revolution of 2020

61. The Revolution of 2020

Our thoughts on everything from Black Lives Matter (Very PRO this!) to what does it mean to defund the police? Plus, of course some lighthearted Am I The Asshole? fun to remind you that, yes- most people are assholes. 

Take care of yourselves. We love you guys!

Jun 11, 202001:25:18
60. SPACE JOKES!!!!!

60. SPACE JOKES!!!!!

Is space travel going to become the new air travel? Is it petty to not share finances with your spouse? What's your favorite dad joke!? Tweet us @theunsolicited3.

May 28, 202001:07:32
59. A Kinda Smart Episode

59. A Kinda Smart Episode

Don't listen if you don't wanna be learned! Just kidding, there's only a LITTLE bit of smart stuff. Check in with the gang and see what the GOP really stands for!

May 21, 202001:34:36
58. Men in Thongs?

58. Men in Thongs?

Should you have to wear pants in a Zoom meeting? Should men wear a thong to walk a day in a woman's....asscrack? And a whole new twist on Urban D. Also-  more BORING stories about Kelly's life (JK THEY'RE NOT BORING YOU DICK).

May 14, 202001:16:16
57. The Underwear Goblin & a...talking dog: man's best friends?

57. The Underwear Goblin & a...talking dog: man's best friends?

We talk ideal mythical creatures, take a try at becoming Oreo's new marketing team and shove another round of Urban D in your ass.

May 07, 202001:39:39
56. Nascar Driver or Sheriff from Alabama? (with Jaclyn Marfuggi)

56. Nascar Driver or Sheriff from Alabama? (with Jaclyn Marfuggi)

Tommy's NOT depressed. His main squeeze joins us for a while to talk about deliberate farting in relationships. We also do a solid 10 minutes in bad southern accents. IT'S FUN!


Apr 30, 202001:40:07
55. Mornin' Ass

55. Mornin' Ass

Another remote episode talkin' about morning ass vs. night ass, Oil Tycoons (?) and gaming in relationships. 


Thanks to all our sponsors and shoutout to Mat Peard for the song he wrote us. 

Apr 16, 202001:32:23
54. A 7 Second Delay

54. A 7 Second Delay

Join along in our journey of confusion as we try to figure out if each of us are doing bits or if our audio is just off. We also talk pranks gone wrong, and reminisce about cat/dog lawyer/cop. 

Thanks to our new sponsors this week, namely "Let Dogs See Boobs Who Gives A Shit".

KBYEEEEEEEEE! 

Apr 09, 202001:31:24
53. Topless Around the Family Dog?

53. Topless Around the Family Dog?

Welcome back-- some somber updates, a heated AITA discussion and some more Urban D for ya on another quarantine 'cast. 


Thanks again to all our sponsors new and old. We appreciate you!

Apr 02, 202001:36:40
52. The Quarantine Cast

52. The Quarantine Cast

Hey heyyyyy, we're coming to you live from each of our living rooms because we are on super lockdown. How has the last 2 weeks gone? Well, it feels like it's been 84 years, but that's neither here nor there. Thanks so much to our supporters on anchor and all of our sponsors. Stay safe and STAY HOME!!!!

Mar 26, 202001:22:19
51. The Tuesday Mornin' Dook

51. The Tuesday Mornin' Dook

Well it's very obvious that we had NO idea we'd eventually be quarantined when we recorded this episode. We were younger then, and full of plans.

Mar 19, 202001:14:27
50. A Real Highfalutin Episode

50. A Real Highfalutin Episode

This week we take some more LIVE CALLS. Tommy makes up a couple band names, we talk news on the new JJ podcast and more!

Thank you so much to all of our monthly sponsors and anyone who's sponsored us in the past. You guys are the best, we love you!

Mar 12, 202001:13:59
49. It's Our One Year Anniversary!!!

49. It's Our One Year Anniversary!!!

IT'S BEEN A YEAR! How?!?! Thanks for joining us on this stupid journey. We love all your participation and sharing laughs with you all. Listen to hear our favorite memories over the past year. 

Mar 05, 202001:50:34
48. There's So Much Blood! A Vegas Recap and more

48. There's So Much Blood! A Vegas Recap and more

Kelly didn't die! Well, yet. Jack and Kelly talk about their "trip" to Vegas and we answer our first live call on air! Also- just say no to snakes on a plane. Also, Jack is Back! Getting you hard and wet with some erotica.

Feb 27, 202001:33:46
47. Guess Who? The Movie

47. Guess Who? The Movie

The gang gets together to pitch hit movie and TV ideas and talk shit about the routines of morning people. (BLEH)

Feb 13, 202001:16:18
46: 46. I Like Turtles

46: 46. I Like Turtles

Coming in hot from Kelly's dimly (NOT) lit apartment- are women funny? Aren't turtles amazing? And are you using your Alexas to the fullest?!
Feb 06, 202001:19:56
45: 45. A public apology to Popeye's

45: 45. A public apology to Popeye's

Kelly sets the record straight on whether the Popeye's chicken sandwich is good enough to stab someone over and Tommy's main squeeze Jaclyn (@jaclynmarfuggi) pops in to talk about Tommy's "fake proposal" that put him on everyone's shit list.
Jan 30, 202048:43
44: 44. The Anti-Hitler

44: 44. The Anti-Hitler

This episode was recorded while Jack was still too excited about the sound board. So....
Jan 23, 202001:13:09
43: 43. The Grundle Gang (with Justin Martindale)

43: 43. The Grundle Gang (with Justin Martindale)

Very famous comic Justin Martindale (@justinmartindale) joins the Unsolicited Crew to talk Oscar noms, fashion faux pas and ponder the meaning of a Tennessee abortion.
Jan 16, 202001:30:28
42: 42. Dr. Thomas Caprio

42: 42. Dr. Thomas Caprio

This feels pretty self-explanatory. Tommy becomes a doctor.
Jan 09, 202001:21:53
41: 41. Merry Fuckin' Christmas

41: 41. Merry Fuckin' Christmas

A special Christmas (or whatever other holiday you celebrate) episode. ENJOY!
Dec 26, 201901:20:25
40: 40. So Many Assholes in Heaven!

40: 40. So Many Assholes in Heaven!

WARNING: If you don't want to hear Jack and Kelly laugh for 4 minutes straight, don't listen to this episode.
Dec 19, 201901:13:50
39: 39. Roofies, Indian-Style & Acid Flashbacks

39: 39. Roofies, Indian-Style & Acid Flashbacks

Honestly, I took too many edibles and can't really remember what this episode is about. Figure it out for yourselves.
Dec 12, 201901:07:20
38: 38. The Asshole Is The Power Source

38: 38. The Asshole Is The Power Source

Heyooooo- this week we talk about the new trend of taint tanning. Show of hands (or hemorrhoids), who's in?
Dec 05, 201901:12:41
37: 37. An Unsolicited Thanksgiving

37: 37. An Unsolicited Thanksgiving

A quick pop in to play some games, say Happy Thanksgiving and fight a little bit.
Nov 28, 201936:21
36: 36. The "Hey, I'm Walkin' Here!" Pilot

36: 36. The "Hey, I'm Walkin' Here!" Pilot

Were we just slap happy or was this really as funny as we thought it was?!?!
Nov 21, 201901:08:47
35: 35. Am I The Asshole?

35: 35. Am I The Asshole?

Tommy abandoned Jack and Kelly so it's a quick episode full of assholes. Or not? Don't complain about this. It's free.
Nov 14, 201931:32
34: 34. American Girl Dolls, Athletic Trainers & Taint Massages
Nov 07, 201901:08:60
33: 33. Picasso, Pants Poopin' & The Cat's Buh-knees (with Luis Castillo)

33: 33. Picasso, Pants Poopin' & The Cat's Buh-knees (with Luis Castillo)

Luis (@luis.d.castillo) joins us for this super ehspooky Halloween episode, sure to make you shit your pants!
Oct 31, 201901:51:32
32: 32. Centipede Handjobs, Used Wives & Halloween Horror Nights

32: 32. Centipede Handjobs, Used Wives & Halloween Horror Nights

The Unsolicited Three are in recovery mode after a late night of scares and mazes so if the energy is down, you know why. Don't forget to wish Tommy a happy birthday by rating, reviewing, subscribing and sharing with your friends! Also be sure to send birthday messages and questions to theunsolicitedpod@gmail.com or @theunsolicited3 on twitter and instagram. You can also call us at 1-833-266-7667 or 1-833-2Morons. Or message Zack Jackett on facebook.
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Oct 24, 201901:15:49
31: 31. First Date Etiquette, Knicked Balls & The Mississippi Steamboat
Oct 17, 201901:14:58
30: 30. Red Flags, Joker, & the Tallahassee Puppy Piledriver.
Oct 11, 201901:05:21
29: 29. Anxiety, Body Language and Puking on the Freeway

29: 29. Anxiety, Body Language and Puking on the Freeway

Tommy is wearing his softball uniform in this episode and it's making Kelly uncomfortable. That's all you need to know. Oh, and Jack makes up some really sexy erotica.
Oct 03, 201901:24:45
28: 28. Zombies, Drunk Law & Prison Podcasts

28: 28. Zombies, Drunk Law & Prison Podcasts

Tommy and Jack start without Kelly this week to mourn the loss of Robert Hunter. Then things get exciting when the Unsolicited 3 come up with some stellar business/show ideas.
Sep 26, 201901:45:34
27: 27. Embarrassing Moments, Stepmom Porn & Cancel Culture (with Brad Williams and JB Ball)

27: 27. Embarrassing Moments, Stepmom Porn & Cancel Culture (with Brad Williams and JB Ball)

Brad Williams (@funnybrad) and JB Ball (@ball4president) unexpectedly pop in to hang with The Unsolicited Crew this week. Quick visits, but they bring the fun!
Sep 19, 201901:41:16
26: 26. Rebounds, Drive-By Flirtation & A Full Shaft (with Preacher Lawson)

26: 26. Rebounds, Drive-By Flirtation & A Full Shaft (with Preacher Lawson)

Preacher Lawson (@preacherlawson) joins the Unsolicited three to talk life after America's Got Talent, give Jack some dating advice and explain why he can't listen to R&B anymore.
Sep 12, 201901:09:39
25: 25. Hangovers, Jersey Shore & Tattoos

25: 25. Hangovers, Jersey Shore & Tattoos

Join the Unsolicited 3 as they GTL through this week's episode.
Sep 05, 201902:02:32
24: 24. Pegging, Hugs & The Magic Cum Touch

24: 24. Pegging, Hugs & The Magic Cum Touch

This week the Unsolicited crew is BACK IN THE SAME ROOM FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JULY! This episode includes advice for getting back into the dating game after a breakup, best things to do in Wal-Mart and a brand new sponsorship.
Please rate, review and share with your friends!
Aug 29, 201901:34:21
23: 23. Cabo, Comedy Clubs & Colonics

23: 23. Cabo, Comedy Clubs & Colonics

Tommy joins Jack and Kelly from a very interesting location this week...
Please rate, review, subscribe and share! You can follow us on social media @theunsolicited3.
Tommy: @tommy_caprio
Jack: @jack_hackett
Kelly: @kellyblackheart
Aug 22, 201901:33:44
22: 22. Empty Compliments, Text Breakups & The Pull-Out Method

22: 22. Empty Compliments, Text Breakups & The Pull-Out Method

Welcome back for another week of absolute shenanigans. You want financial advice? Or haven't quite figured out how to knock girls up? This is the podcast for you! So stop giving your girl a Cleveland Cave Dive and listen to this week's episode.
As always, please rate, review, subscribe and share with your friends!
Aug 08, 201901:53:52
21: 21. Mark Wahlberg, Tourist Traps & Foot Fetishes

21: 21. Mark Wahlberg, Tourist Traps & Foot Fetishes

This week, it's Kelly who is the odd man out, coming in all the way from Chicago. We talk weddings, where not to visit in LA & help a listener figure out if he's the asshole. Please rate, review, subscribe and most importantly send your friends links to our episodes, unsolicited, of course.
Aug 01, 201901:48:05
20: 20. Klonopin, Satan the Prankster & The Classic Misdirect with DJ Qualls

20: 20. Klonopin, Satan the Prankster & The Classic Misdirect with DJ Qualls

DJ Qualls (@theonlydjqualls) joins the Unsolicited 3 to talk Hollywood, the "reality" of reality TV, the most ridiculous rumors he's heard about himself, his run-in with the Canadian police and so much more.
Jul 18, 201902:16:11
19: 19. Anal Sex, The “Haha” Safety Blanket & Tommy’s Taylor Ham Tits
Jul 11, 201901:39:48
18: 18. Catfishing Hitler, Hot Ones & Suck My Ass, England

18: 18. Catfishing Hitler, Hot Ones & Suck My Ass, England

A special 4th of July episode, and by special, we mean barely mentioned at all. But suck our ass, England! (Except for our listeners from England, in which case, we love you).
Jul 04, 201901:24:46
17: 17. Hemmorhoids, Sound Clown & Sigma Eye Pepsilon

17: 17. Hemmorhoids, Sound Clown & Sigma Eye Pepsilon

Jack's got butt problems, Tommy was in a frat (?!?!?) and Kelly just wants to buy a coffee table with a fridge built in.
Jun 27, 201901:41:01
16: 16. Fortune Cookies, Dad Jokes & Factories

16: 16. Fortune Cookies, Dad Jokes & Factories

Curtis is back to do his best Jim Jefferies impression by chewing into a microphone PLUS he and Tommy do a little musical number about factories. We also figure out if some dude playing "Miscarry" during Scrabble is an asshole. Spoiler Alert: yeah.
Jun 20, 201901:52:55
15: 15. Wok the Line, Wolfbagging & The Chula Cholo with Luis Castillo

15: 15. Wok the Line, Wolfbagging & The Chula Cholo with Luis Castillo

We podcasted from the future! Luis joins us to expand our horizons and not chug ranch dressing. Jack buys a Wok and becomes a real man.
Jun 13, 201901:58:35
14: 14. The Grateful Dead, Porn &  A Royal Engagement

14: 14. The Grateful Dead, Porn & A Royal Engagement

Congratulations to our boss, Curtis Cook on his engagement. This week, Tommy and Jack spend a lot of quality time together at the Grateful Dead concerts and Kelly discovers multiple guys she knows are terrible people.
Jun 06, 201901:38:10
13: 13. Laundry Day, X-Ray Vision & The Bathtub Pooper

13: 13. Laundry Day, X-Ray Vision & The Bathtub Pooper

Jack sacrificed laundry day to come in and podcast so be sure to let him know how thankful you are. Tommy comes up with a new carnival side show and Kelly is still trying to figure out the mystery of the Bathtub Pooper.
May 30, 201901:35:31
12: 12. Swingers, Dreams & LaToya Jackson

12: 12. Swingers, Dreams & LaToya Jackson

Kelly and Tommy struggle through this episode, while Jack remains his chipper self. It's probably not good. Who knows? But at least we play the Urban Dictionary game again. LISTEN ANYWAY.
May 23, 201901:39:23
11: 11. Pepsi, Missed Connections & Bathroom Battleship

11: 11. Pepsi, Missed Connections & Bathroom Battleship

Play along with our Urban Dictionary guessing game and commiserate with Jack about his first Pepsi experience. JJ Whitehead also drops in for a quick hello. Now go write a review on iTunes! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
May 16, 201901:42:50
10: 10. Samurais, Soul Mates & Sober May

10: 10. Samurais, Soul Mates & Sober May

Welcome back to the Seinfeld of Podcasts. Can you believe this is episode TEN?! Again, we talked about god knows what. Please remember to rate, review(!!!) and subscribe. And tell your goddamn friends about us.
May 08, 201901:52:02
9: 9. Mad Libs, Elephants & Punching the Clown

9: 9. Mad Libs, Elephants & Punching the Clown

This week, Clean Dick 99, Gorgeous Tom & Kelly discuss the sober May challenge, the uproar around Spoiler Alerts and listen to some drunk dials.
May 02, 201901:24:11
8: 8. Polyamory, Knitters & Deaf Leopards

8: 8. Polyamory, Knitters & Deaf Leopards

Curtis joins the Unsolicited Crew again, because he just can't get enough. Why are celebrities trashed for being drunk idiots in their 20's? Do open relationships work? And have you ever smudged your cousin??
Apr 18, 201902:14:34
7: 7. Edibles, Eels & GHB

7: 7. Edibles, Eels & GHB

Tommy, Jack & Kelly dive into what happened this weekend, discuss a surprise guest at work, plus answer your emails & voicemails. All while high.
Apr 18, 201902:02:36
6: 6. Mind Control, Plead the Fifth & The Power of Positive Thinking

6: 6. Mind Control, Plead the Fifth & The Power of Positive Thinking

Jack crushed it at the Ace Hotel, Curtis stars in a porno & Tommy defends his love of crystals. Special thanks to @forkinaussiepies for feeding us. Visit forkinpies.com/unsolicited for $20 off your order!
Apr 11, 201901:36:27
5: 5. Hentai, Mom-Punching & Manopause with Curtis Cook

5: 5. Hentai, Mom-Punching & Manopause with Curtis Cook

Comedian Curtis Cook (@curtiscookcomedy) joins the Unsolicited gang to tackle some tough Would You Rather's? and name himself the new co-host of the podcast moving forward.
Apr 04, 201902:13:18
4: 4. Drunk Tweets, Catfishing & Bullies with Forrest Shaw

4: 4. Drunk Tweets, Catfishing & Bullies with Forrest Shaw

Comedian @forrestshaw joins us this week to answer your questions, talk comedy and roast the shit out of Jack and Tommy.
Mar 28, 201901:55:23
3: 3. Drugs, Vegas & Kidney Stones

3: 3. Drugs, Vegas & Kidney Stones

Join Tommy, Jack & Kelly as they answer some more dating questions (seriously, why do you guys think we're experts?), industry questions and talk about the TRIP to Vegas.
Mar 21, 201901:48:25
2: 2. Suge Knight, Crystals & College Admissions Scandals

2: 2. Suge Knight, Crystals & College Admissions Scandals

In this episode, Tommy, Jack and Kelly tackle the art vs. the artist debate and get some healing with special crystals.
Mar 14, 201901:10:00
1: 1. Natural Healers, Modern Day Dating, & Pedophiles

1: 1. Natural Healers, Modern Day Dating, & Pedophiles

Join Tommy, Jack and Kelly for the first episode of Unsolicited. Jack became a born-again virgin, Tommy has some hot takes on Michael Jackson and Kelly convinced a man she was her own twin.
Mar 07, 201901:19:52