The Unsolicited Podcast

We discuss whether or not Tommy can get away with using a wheelchair 'cause he's tired of walking.

Add some spice to your life with some ChatGPT.

Did I do it right this time?

Whoops accidentally uploaded this to IDKAT. Here it is in the right spot!

I left in the soundcheck at the top to prove we had stuff working and then of course the theme song is all bunked up.

So much drama!

We talk Scream 6 and flaccid teeth.

We play a harder version of Would You Rather called In a Pickle.

We're all down, but boy did a hole cheer us up.

We got tons of tiny internet and many more interruptions.

You hear the man. Save it. Don't get sued!

What a tale!

A late upload with horrible audio quality. How typical!

Seriously, don't. And no. Jack didn't write this... Zach did.

It's true.

Sorry, this is not how you start off 2023.

And some wild Billy Bush story

We made a boo boo.

Oh boy, he got in some TROUBLE.

Jim joins us for just a sec on this one!

What did we talk about? I dunno. Enjoy.

Thank you Nikolai Järvinin for sending us these clips!

Why does anyone listen to this? But do listen to the new Doohickeys song "This Town Sucks." Yes, Jack does write these episode descriptions.

The Doohickeys done did it. And we talk about a bunch of other stuff.

I don't remember what we blabbed on about in this one.

The gang is depressed!

Tommy speaks to us through his tiny Vegas internet and we play "I Wish My Truck Was Bigger" by the Doohickeys.

Codename: VEGAS

We got a strange set up for this one.

We back, again, for a delayed time.

What in tarnation?

No Tommy. He's galavanting through Ireland right now.

We finally could make our schedules align to record an ep! Woo!

Jaclyn joins us for a lively discussion about school shootings! Yay!

We're a little drunk and still talking over the internet.

Jack's mic sucks.

We are finally back together!

Scheduling this podcast is way harder than you think it is.

The title doesn't lie. We talk about we're gonna do after the podcast for like the first third of this episode. #SorryNotSorry #BlessUp

Kelly talks about manifesting. Jack's hungover. Tommy got pissed off by a twisted tooth stranger on the train.

Yeah, that's right. We went there.

Kelly tries scamming scammer and does that scammer CALL US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PODCAST??? Tune in to find out!

We had to do this over Zoom so the sound sucks. Sorry. Technology failed us.

Wow, can't believe we made it this far.

Great minds, people!

We're talking over the Internet again. Something about antidepressants and third dates.

We reconnect after a crazy Super Bowl weekend.

Shorter ep 'cause Tommy showed up late and had a real estate investment class at 5:30pm.

The gang has to speak over the Internet once again because Kelly ate bad turkey and Jack uploaded this late because he forgot.

Episodes 126-128 were pulled for a family emergency. Go to 51:00 for mad Luis disses.

Jack ate bad Chipotle and now has food poisoning, but UH OH! He has a date tonight too! Does Jack almost poop his pants during the podcast? Tune in to find out.

It's much crazier than predicted...

We did it! We made it to 3! Tommy got married and everything's good! Halloween is comin up... oooooh spooookyyy...

This one's the best of the series. We hit our flow. Tommy called some folks but claimed they called him.

Tommy's headed out of town again so he can FINALLY get this wedding over with. So we recorded 3 in a row. See how we mentally fall apart over the next 2 episodes. They progressively get shorter, and that was not on purpose. Sorry!

We're finally back from our 2 week break and don't have much to show for it.

Some spell tucchus with two "c's" and some spell tuchus with one. People can't agree. We don't discuss this in the ep. I just thought you'd want to know.

Tommy made it! We talk about how we can't get cancelled and more people are coming out of the woodwork supporting not being naked around your pets... even Kelly's on board! Crazy times.

We stalled as long as we could've, but alas, he never showed. Listen to our shitty improvised songs making fun of him for 30 minutes.

Tommy went to a Phish concert and made some friends. Kelly has a new name for buttholes. Jack's there.

This is a short one since Cap'n Tommy is back on the east coast with his tiny Internet.

We stopped recording like 15 minutes ago and I've already forgotten what we talked about. Something about hurting joints and the antimitter, antmeter, anteater scale? I don't know the word. I don't trust Tommy pronounced it correctly either.

Tommy's back in the studio!

It's a good day for white guys, but a bad day for Internet connection. Probably our worst ep yet. Quality sure has dipped these last few, huh?

Sorry for the rough intro. Tommy's tiny internet strikes again. And of course we pull another hang up prank on a listener

Tommy doesn't like this ep. Seemed fine to me.

This one sucks, but we laugh a lot.

Maybe they are, maybe they aren't.

This is a good 'un! 

Dats right. He back.

Idk what happens in this, as usual. Enjoy.

This is unbelievable!

I dunno. Tommy says "cute buddy banter" at some point and it makes us laugh. We probably call it back a few times.

What did we talk about? Who the Hell knows. Something about the various drugs we take to get by and Tommy gets upset.

Holy crap you guys, we did it. We accomplished our live zoom with a bunch of you guys. Thank you to everyone who showed up, and for all of those that couldn't make it- you were missed, but thanks for all your kind messages! Ep 100 video version will go up on youtube and we will start our Patreon next week. $2 a month!

Alright you degenerate fucks, we're coming up on episode 100. We'll post a link in the Unsolicited Group on Saturday the 24th for a 4pm PT start. If you normally don't like calling cause you don't want to hear your voice or anything, feel free to join us and keep your camera and mics off. We want to hang and drank with y'all. 

We have a very special guest in the studio this week, Kelly's future sister-in-law, Milynn! Plus, Tommy gets to speak to his bag piping nemesis, live on the air. Peepeepoopoopenis. 

Another mind blowing episode where multiple times the questions refer to something we've already talked about. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Tommy's back!!!!!!!!! We give Jack a new stage name and Kelly is tickled at a glorious call back... 

It's our last coast to coast podcast (for now). Slight technical difficulties, but you guys don't care. BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE?

Tommy cuts himself off, we learn how he pronounces a prehistoric bird's name and we sent another asshole to heaven. 

**NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!!!**

Now that I know you guys read this shit, there's a lot more pressure. Now I'm frozen. A-N-X-I-E-T-Y.

Just listen, why dontcha?

Sorry guys, we recorded this 2 days ago. I have no recollection of what happened. But no one reads this anyway, do they? 

Jim makes his debut to the degenerate fucks. Enjoy!

We start out with the most boring 10 minutes ever (time machine tip: skip it! or don't. Maybe it's not so bad). Most importantly, we learn about a guy who is letting down the family business. I hope he listens. Huge fan of his name. 

Another rousing edition of this or that: this week it's prescription drugs vs. elves from Lord of the Rings. 

This game defeats Jack. 

Tommy "got his ass kicked" by an insurrectionist. Epic. 

Gonna be real honest, the title is the only thing I remember from this episode. It will have to ALL be a surprise. 

OH YOU WANT CONTROVERSY? LISTEN HERE BUCKOS- WE GOT ALL THE CONTROVERSY YOU NEEEEEED. 

Tommy got a fiance, Kelly got ghosts and Jack's got a new mission- try to shit out as many in tact fruity pebbles as possible. 

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Isaac Heckert joins us this week, but do not be confused- he is definitely NOT a plumber. He has a podcast that is doing a live Christmas Eve viewing of Home Alone with prizes. Check out @isaacheckert for more info!

Luis joins us again from *bleep* podcast to talk about, I dunno, whatever--and porn! Also this was a hell of an episode to upload because the files did not want to cooperate so please understand how much blood, sweat and tears went into this and share with your friends. Also, check luis out at @*Bleep* and his personal account @*bleep*.

What would you do if you found out your mom had an OnlyFans account? Find out this week. 

If Tommy falls off a boat, you think he'll be able to get himself back on by himself? Find out this week.

Jack asks Tommy to "BREAK IT DOWN" this week and Tommy needs to mask his gaping hole. 

That's all. 

No, really, this episode felt like it was all about shit. How to shit, when to shit, who to shit with, or how to cleaning shit. Just absolute shit. The Unsolicited gang also answers listener questions and enjoys the last week of sanity in the United States. Thank you to all of those who participate. Follow Zack Jackett on Facebook and send you messages directly to him. Follow the Unsolicited Podcast Group on Facebook Or email the gang at theunsolicitedpod@gmail.com .  We love you all. Stay safe and Healthy. 

Tommy came up with this episode's name. That's all you need to know. 

The gang is back together in the same room and Jack sends Tommy sinking to the bottom of the ocean like a pile of bricks after Tommy calls him a weak person. 

All we need to say about this episode is: LAWYER COP THEME SONG!!!!

For all your theme song/sting/jingle needs, email: mike@mikemillermusic.com.au

DJ QUALLS IS BACK!!! And true to form, Kelly went to the bathroom and the boys couldn't figure out how shit works. 

Rate, review, subscribe and share with your friends (or your enemies!!)

Jack and Kelly are IN STUDIO! Which means Kelly's sound quality finally doesn't suck anymore!!!! This one gets intellectual. Listen if ya wanna get learned. 

We laughed a lot this week. JACK HAS A DATE! Kelly does a secret challenge with both of the guys, we decided if sex is a proper birthday gift and Tommy develops his villain origin story. 

Tommy still refuses to come home. Everyone make sure to go to his instagram and let him know he's needed back in LA. Couple of Urban D's for ya this week and god knows what else. It's not great. 

For all the degenerate fucks who survived last week's drinking game, welcome back!

Sorry to blind Jon whose message wouldn't play. Ah, fuck. You're not reading this are you, Jon?

We're off next week so make sure to send us lots of questions for the following week! @theunsolicited3, theunsolicitedpod@gmail.com, 833-266-7667 or by leaving a voice note with Zack Jackett.

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Nice.

We MAY have gone a little overboard on the hillbilly accents this week. CARPE DIEM. 

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You gotta listen to find out why the episode is titled that. DEMS DA RULEZ!!

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We're back with NO TIME DELAYS! This episode welcomes 69 new sponsors and features one uppers, yogurt collectors and a nude cat sleeper. (That doesn't make sense, just go with it). 

If there are any time or audio delay issues this week, just know I TRIED MY FREAKIN' BEST. Our worst run-ins with the cops, Tommy is stringing along a cam girl and Jack got a lapdance.

Our first ever Would I Be The Asshole? And if Tommy's got anything to say about it, yes. 

Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. AND TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. 

The mushrooms are kicking in so I don't know what to write here. 

Kbyeeeee!

Weird!! It's so strange to see each other face to face. Last time before Tommy heads off to Joisey for the rest of the summer.  What will he do in that little village of his?!

Our thoughts on everything from Black Lives Matter (Very PRO this!) to what does it mean to defund the police? Plus, of course some lighthearted Am I The Asshole? fun to remind you that, yes- most people are assholes. 

Take care of yourselves. We love you guys!

Is space travel going to become the new air travel? Is it petty to not share finances with your spouse? What's your favorite dad joke!? Tweet us @theunsolicited3.

Don't listen if you don't wanna be learned! Just kidding, there's only a LITTLE bit of smart stuff. Check in with the gang and see what the GOP really stands for!

Should you have to wear pants in a Zoom meeting? Should men wear a thong to walk a day in a woman's....asscrack? And a whole new twist on Urban D. Also-  more BORING stories about Kelly's life (JK THEY'RE NOT BORING YOU DICK).

We talk ideal mythical creatures, take a try at becoming Oreo's new marketing team and shove another round of Urban D in your ass.

Tommy's NOT depressed. His main squeeze joins us for a while to talk about deliberate farting in relationships. We also do a solid 10 minutes in bad southern accents. IT'S FUN!

Another remote episode talkin' about morning ass vs. night ass, Oil Tycoons (?) and gaming in relationships. 

Thanks to all our sponsors and shoutout to Mat Peard for the song he wrote us. 

Join along in our journey of confusion as we try to figure out if each of us are doing bits or if our audio is just off. We also talk pranks gone wrong, and reminisce about cat/dog lawyer/cop. 

Thanks to our new sponsors this week, namely "Let Dogs See Boobs Who Gives A Shit".

KBYEEEEEEEEE! 

Welcome back-- some somber updates, a heated AITA discussion and some more Urban D for ya on another quarantine 'cast. 

Thanks again to all our sponsors new and old. We appreciate you!

Hey heyyyyy, we're coming to you live from each of our living rooms because we are on super lockdown. How has the last 2 weeks gone? Well, it feels like it's been 84 years, but that's neither here nor there. Thanks so much to our supporters on anchor and all of our sponsors. Stay safe and STAY HOME!!!!

Well it's very obvious that we had NO idea we'd eventually be quarantined when we recorded this episode. We were younger then, and full of plans.

This week we take some more LIVE CALLS. Tommy makes up a couple band names, we talk news on the new JJ podcast and more!

Thank you so much to all of our monthly sponsors and anyone who's sponsored us in the past. You guys are the best, we love you!

IT'S BEEN A YEAR! How?!?! Thanks for joining us on this stupid journey. We love all your participation and sharing laughs with you all. Listen to hear our favorite memories over the past year. 

Kelly didn't die! Well, yet. Jack and Kelly talk about their "trip" to Vegas and we answer our first live call on air! Also- just say no to snakes on a plane. Also, Jack is Back! Getting you hard and wet with some erotica.

The gang gets together to pitch hit movie and TV ideas and talk shit about the routines of morning people. (BLEH)