That Time of the WEEK with Maddy Smith

It's that time of the week - one last time!  All of the gworlies are back to close out their 110th and final episode with a bang. We talk the 12 relationship patterns, but mostly just shoot the shit :). THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR LISTENERS on all platforms. We love and appreciate you!!!! 

HAPPY NEW NEW BINCHES!!!! This week, Maddy and Ash are back feeling rested and refroshhhed. We talk New Year's resolutions, and take a look back at our 'Crystal Ball' predictions from last year to see if they came true. Plus:

- River of melted butter blocks Wisconsin waterway after fire at dairy plant

- NY state says yes to human composting

- TLC's Chilli is dating Matt Lawrence 

- Can your partner ever really know you?

Happy Holidays everyone!! This week, Stew and Maddy recap their epic weekend at Mohegan Sun in Connecticut. Then we talk cyberbullying, and play 'Sound Off', winter edition. Plus we discuss:

- WTF is buccal fat removal?

- Women more likely to die in car crashes than men

- NY bans retail sale of dogs, cats, and rabbits

Hello everyone! This week, the girls couldn't make it, so Maddy welcomes dear friend Dylan Palladino as a guest on the pod. We talk fav desserts and dish on the best sex we've had this year. Plus we discuss:

- Snakes have clits

- Men grow hair in random patches as they age

- Is the gaslighter always at fault?

- AI avatars with huge boobs

- Pornhub's most popular searches of 2022

Hi Everyone! This week, the girls talk ice cream, military, and their top 3 favorite phone apps they can't live without. Then we play games on ChatGBT in a segment called 'Chit Chat Bot'. Plus we discuss:

- Meta-analysis shows a stronger sex drive in men compared to women

- Pantone's color of the year is 'Viva Magenta'

- Elon Musk slams the NYT for its silence on Twitter censorship report

- Controversial video game that lets you play as Jesus Christ finally available 

Hello everyone! While Stew is away, Maddy and Ashlynn sit down and reveal their Spotify Wrapped. Then we do some storytelling in segment 'That Reminds Me'. Plus we discuss:

- Blended up, every living human in the world would make a meatball just three Eiffel Towers wide 

- Man won legal right not to be fun at work 

- Why is it so hard for man to make close friends?

- Can this man stop lying?

Hellor and happy Monday! This week, Stew and Ash are away, so Maddy sits down with Caroline to talk about...mothering styles!!! Then we cover some local news in an oldie-but-goodie segment, 'Hometown Headlines'. Plus we discuss:

- Frontier Airlines announces unlimited flight pass for domestic travel

- Some student debtors are refusing to pay back loans 

- Chain smoking grandpa runs marathon in 3.5 hours

- Hundreds of sheep have been walking in a circle continuously for days

Happy Monday, you guys! This week, the gworls catch up, talk tattoos, and debate home fries vs. hash browns. Plus we discuss:

- Emily Ratajkowski and Pete Davidson are dating  

- New psych research suggests your favorite songs reveal your attachment style

- Woman in France grows nose on her arm, then gets it grafted on her face

Happy Monday! This week, amid midterm election drama, the girls reveal some issues they care about. Plus we discuss: 

- the NYC marathon 

- Jessica Simpson sparks concern with Pottery Barn ad

- Which milk is the healthiest?

- Man eats 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 consecutive days

Happy Monday! It's November, so you know what that means... we're talking shaving schedules ;). Then we jump into segment 'Over It'. Plus we discuss:

- Billie Eilish dressed up as a baby for Halloween

- What to do with your Yeezys now that Kanye is canceled

- Picking your nose could increase risk of Alzheimers 

- Disney reveals its first plus-sized heroine 

- Rats with backpacks are training to rescue earthquake survivors 

Happy Halloween and 100th episode!!!! This week, the girls talk ~murder~ and play 'CommuniKILL', a fun, spooky twist on a previous segment. Plus we discuss:

- 2560 lb. pumpkin raised by Minnesota horticulture teacher breaks US record

- City takes down 'Karen' themed Halloween display after complaints

- 'The Watcher' house is a nightmare for current owners 

- Video shows adult at Mississippi daycare wearing mask terrifying children

- It's cute, but is it safe to put your dog in a Halloween costume?

- Best Halloween ideas for 2022, according to Cosmo

Happy Monday! This week the girls are back and talk about their favorite seafoods amid the Alaskan snow crab shortage. Then we fess up to other recent faux pas in 'Owning It'. Plus we discuss:

- UberEats is set to being delivering marijuana in Toronto

- Man plays saxophone through complicated 9-hour brain surgery

- Bill Murray faces an avalanche of new accusations 

- James Corden unbanned from Balthazar after apology 

Happy Monday! This week, Maddy reports from Wichita, fresh off the Bert Kreischer tour bus (w/ Caroline on Zoom)!! We talk favorite sandwiches and play 'Would You Rather' ;) Plus we discuss:

- Tom Cruise will be first actor to shoot movie in space

- Nick Cannon's baby mamas celebrate the father of 10 on his birthday

- Man high on mushrooms charged in United flight chaos spree

- Is there a future for late night talk shows?

- Man with Down's Syndrome fired from Wendy's after 20 years

Hi everyone and happy TTOTW!!! In honor of Maddy's recent birthday, the gworls talk their best/worst bdays ever. Then we put our knowledge to the test in one of our fav segments, 'Weird Science'. Plus we discuss:

- Trevor Noah to step down as host of 'The Daily Show'

- Barney doc trailer 'I Love You, You Hate Me' reveals drug rumors, threats

- McDonalds to start selling happy meals to adults

- Fisherman team accused of cheating by stuffing fish with weights

It's Monday (Oct. 3rd) and MADDY IS BACK!!!! First we talk favorite school subjects growing up, then we do our best celeb impersonations in 'First Impressions'. Plus we discuss:

- Costco to keep $1.50 hot dog & soda combo forever despite inflation 

- Giorgia Meloni claims victory to become Italy's most far-right PM since Mussolini

- Rihanna will be performing at the Super Bowl Halftime show

- Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting a man's nose

- Canadian school board debates dress code forcing trans teacher to ditch prosthetic breasts

Happy Monday! This week while Maddy's still in Hotlanta, the gals back in Astoria welcome guest Robbie Goodwin, a fellow podcaster and STEWART'S BOYFRIEND!!! We tawk cawfee, then five-finger discounts in the segment 'Robbin' with Robbie'. Plus we discuss:

- Who spends more time enhancing their attractiveness and why

- US counts millionth organ transplant while pushing for more

- Human development falling behind in 90% of countries

- The cluttercore aesthetic 

Happy Monday, you gwuyss! This week we welcome guest Kate Ryan, Ashlynn's boo and dear friend of the pod!! We talk collabs, specifically which brand we'd team up with if we were famous. Then we keep each other guessing our emotions in new segment, 'CommuniKate'. Plus we discuss: 

- Charles III announced as King

- 5 years after Fyre Fest, Billy McFarland released from jail

- NYC block hires armed security guards to patrol drug-ridden street

- 'The Come Up', a new Dimes Square reality series 

- Man trapped in hot air balloon for 2 days after trying to collect pine nuts 

Happy Monday! This week, Maddy and Ashlynn report from their gig in OKC, then Ashlynn joins Stewart and Caroline back at home base. We reflect on the summer as it comes to an end and play a round of 'Over It'. Plus we discuss:

- The Wing is no more

- SNL loses 3 more members ahead of season 48

- Marinated makeup is TikTok's latest beauty hack

- New Yorker's bowl of $50 croissant cereal divides opinion

- Spencer Pratt goes viral for calling out Lisa Kudrow

Happy Monday everyone! This week, with recent Texas law requiring schools to display 'In God We Trust' signs, the girls ask themselves, "in God do we trust?" Then we answer questions submitted by fans in the segment 'Emotional Issues'. Plus we discuss: 

- Andrew Tate banned from social media

- Jonah Hill will no longer promote his films in order to protect his mental health

- Social media CEO paid minimum salary of $70k as a way to enable his abusive behavior

Omg it's Monday! With farm parties being all the rage, this week, the girls ask, 'if you were a farm animal, what would you be?' Then we take accountability for some recent mishaps in the segment 'Owning It'. Plus:

- Inside Goldman Sachs shocking sexist bullying work culture

- Don't date up: why you should stay in your own league

- H&M is being sued for 'greenwashing'

- What are the characteristics of your closest friends?

Happy Monday! This week, in honor of Diet Coke's 40th birthday, we recall our first experiences drinking the delish bev. Then we come up with fake memoir titles based on chapters of our lives in a new segment. Plus we discuss:

- The rise of lonely, single men

- Biggest bombshells revealed in Jennette McCurdy's memoir

- Michelle Branch arrested for assault amid split from hubby

- Early sexual experiences likely lead to healthier sex later in life: UTM study

- Study finds people who exercise more display an elevated brain response to reward

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Happy Monday!!! This week, the gworls reveal their name choices for their hypothetical babies. Then we gather round for some 'Story Time'. Plus we discuss:

- Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's break up

- The average public swimming pool contains 20 gallons of pee

- The vulgar license plate requests rejected by the DMV

- Cracker Barrel sparks uproar with plant-based sausage

Happy Monday, y'all! This week, the girls pick the female politicians they'd be if they had to choose. Then we test our intellect during a round of 'Weird Science'. Plus we discuss:

- Friendships between rich and poor reduce poverty, study shows

- Paid surrogacy is legal in NY

- 'Breaking Bad' statues unveiled in Albuquerque

- How to take a good dating app profile pic

- How to spot 'medical gaslighting' and what to do about it 

- Applebee's is launching a line of chicken wing-flavored lip gloss

Hiiiii! This week, the girls are reporting from Southampton, NY and discuss the bougiest items we own! Then we share some menty health secrets in segment 'Coping Cabana'. Plus: 

- The strange new trend of vabbing

- Hershey unable to meet Halloween demands this year

- Did Shakira commit tax fraud? 

- Sydney Sweeney says she 'barely earns enough to survive'

- Gwyneth Paltrow thinks nepotism babies 'work twice as hard' 

- Taylor Swift is celeb w/ highest carbon emissions

- JetBlue to buy Spirit for $3.8 billion 

Happy Monday! This week the girls share their friendship origin stories, then do their best 'Celebrity First Impressions'. Plus we discuss:

- Being hot isn't about good looks it's about confidence

- Hale & Hearty closes every NYC location without warning

- Skittles are unfit for human consumption, lawsuit claims

- 'Too Hot to Work' law urged

- There was a Shrek themed rave in Brooklyn

Happy Merndayrrr everyone! This week, the girls recall their worst hangovers of all time and play 'Over It'. Plus we discuss: 

- Pregnant woman in TX gets ticket for driving in HOV lane; claims her fetus was her second passenger 

- The most and least stressed out cities in the US, ranked

- 4,000 beagles to be rescued from Virginia breeding facility 

Happy Monday, gworilsssss! This week we tawk hydration--namely some go-to drinks that help us stay quenched. Then we get to play our favorite game, 'Sound Off'!

Plus:

- Rich New Yorkers are getting bladder surgery to avoid bathroom breaks on drive to Hamptons

- US doctors see a spike in vasectomies since Roe v. Wade overturn

- Lindsay Lohan is married

- Cameron Diaz is coming out of retirement

Hellorrr//Happy Fourth of July!! This week, the gworls talk their favorite healthy foods before getting into a new segment called 'Coping Cabana'. Plus we discuss: 

- Air Force makes the world's saddest PB&J

- AirBnb permanently bans house parties

- There's a tampon shortage

- There's also a sriracha shortage 

- FDA bans Juuls

- Don't trust the DIY abortion advice on TikTok

You know what time it is!! This week, the girls talk summer goals and share some prompted anecdotes during our 'Story Time' segment. Plus we discuss: 

- Rowan Atkinson says cancel culture is hurting comedy

- NY state giving out hundreds of robots as companions for the elderly 

- Texas seceding from the US 'would mean war'

Hellorrr/Happy Monday! This week we welcome special [male] guest, Chance Willie! We talk sentient A.I., charging EVs, the lifeguard scarcity, and how to empathize with joy. Plus we discuss our favorite summer desserts before getting into a new segment called 'Chance Unwrapped'!! 

Happy Monday! This week, the girls talk their favorite American Girl doll before playing a round of 'Owning It'. Plus we discuss:

- The perks of being a 'hot mess'

- Ann Turner Cook, the Gerber Baby, dies at 92

- Woman sexually attracted to planes wants to marry Boeing

Happy Monday, you guys! With summer around the corner, the girls talk their favorite beaches. Then, in a brand new segment called 'Bitch Reads', we try to guess what some books are about based on their titles. Plus we discuss:

- Sunburn blush is the new makeup trend

- At Taco Bell, drag brunch goes corporate

- Females benefit more from cannabis than males

- Woman makes 5k a day selling her boob sweat in jars

It's Monday, and the girls are back in town! This week we talk burgers --- specifically, 'if you were a burger, what kind would you be?' Then, in honor of mental health awareness month, we turn some of our insecurities upside down in brand new segment called 'Mental Wealth'. Plus we discuss:

- 12 Year Old Bitten by Black Bear on Boy Scout Camping Trip in NY

- GrubHub Promotion Turns NYC Restaurants into a War Zone

- Bob Vlasic Dead at 96; Made a Fortune by Making Pickles Funny

While Ashlynn is away, Caroline joins Stewart on the couch to talk gambling and casino culture! Then the gals reveal what they're over in the segment (you guessed it) 'Over It'. Plus we discuss:

- Millennial men want 1950s housewives after they have kids

- Calling men 'bald' at work now considered sexual harassment in the U.K.

It's Monday, and this week, the girls share some skinny dipping stories! Then, Maddy's dad Mike drops in for a special appearance in the segment 'Michael Mania' before we discuss: 

- The Cult of the Dissociative Pout

- Pod Living Sees 14 People Living in One House for Cheaper Rent

- Four People Dead at Sandals Resort in Bahamas

- Ezra Miller's Hawaii Arrest

- Dave Chapelle Attacked Onstage

Hello and Happy Monday!! This week, the girls talk beef, cuz apparently Americans are eating more of it than ever. Plus we play 'Weird Science' and discuss:

- The Roe v. Wade situation 

- Physicians' task force recommends screening all kids for anxiety 

Happy Monday! This week, the girls welcome their very first [male] guest

- NYC Mayor Eric Adams says 'Cheese is like heroin'

- Funny Girl Revival Gets Panned

- James Corden Leaving 'Late Late Show'

- Olivia Wilde Served Divorce Papers at CinemaCon

It's Monday! Spring has sprung, and this week, the goirls talk allergies. Then we do our best celebrity first impressions and discuss:

- The female orgasm may have evolved as a mate selection tool 

- Death of the 'chill girl' myth: why women no longer hide being batsh*t 

- What traits make someone an asshole

Hello, Monday! This week, Maddy and the girls catch up and share their worst travel experiences ever. Then we caption funny sound effects in the beloved segment 'Sound Off', and discuss:

- Can you be too old for a jean jacket?

- Biotech company thinks it can delay menopause

It's Monday and we're thriving! This week, the girls guess each other's turn-ons/offs, and own up to embarrassing behavior in the segment 'Owning It'. Plus, we cover:

- 1/4 of single women aren't interested in monogamy

- Netflix testing new feature that charges fee for sharing accounts

Happy Monday, cuties! The Maury Show (aka our childhoods) is ending after 30 years, prompting us to ask: if you were on Maury, what would your story be? Plus we talk 'Weird Science', and:

- More Americans disapprove of women raising kids alone

- Are people using mental illness as a cop-out?

It's Monday AND our 69th episode--do what you will w/ that info!!! This week we're talking pizza preferences (yummy) and 'Hometown Headlines' :) Plus we discuss:

- Incel terrorism is on the rise

- Daddy Yankee's retirement

- The oil crisis: IEA says to WFH and drive slower

Just another Monday w/ your favorite ladies NBD!!! This week, the death of America's sweetheart AKA Charles Entenmann had us asking ourselves: which Entenmann's dessert are you? Plus we go off in the beloved segment 'Over it' and discuss:

- 1 in 5 people in NYC considering OnlyFans amid rising rent

- Disney apologizes for its silence on the 'Don't Say Gay' bill

- One drink per day shrinks your brain

So crazy that it's Monday! This week, the girls dish on their favorite beauty products and regimens!! Plus we play a few rounds of 'Celeb Status' and discuss:

-Glossier's downfall

-How suddenly everyone wants to be a redhead

Cheers to Monday! This week, the girls talk about their favorite part of weddings! Plus, we're forced to take accountability in a new segment called 'Owning It', and discuss:

- Americans lost $1 billion to romance scams in 2021

- Condomless sex is on the rise

Happy Monday everyone! This week the girls expose some of their shittiest living situations. Then we gather 'round for a little 'storytime' and discuss:

- Disney is creating a residential community for adults 

- Studies suggest attractive people have stronger immune systems 

It's Monday you guys! The girls are back and bond over some of their favorite/least favorite scents. Plus they caption silly sound fx and discuss:

- Which skin color emoji should you use?

- Italian woman found dead alone in home 2 years later AKA our future

Happy Monday/Valentines Day to all our lovers! This week the girls discuss what should be an olympic sport. Plus, they do some questionable celebrity impressions and cover:

- Love Cloud, the new mile high club with membership cards

- Joe Rogan Spotify controversy 

Omg yay for Monday! Maddy and the gang share their biggest problems right now that are scream-worthy! Plus they cover weird science and:

- Germany introduces women-only parking lots to increase safety

- Woman who writes about how she got rid of her southern accent and regrets it 

Happy MONDAY! The girlinis return and ask themselves: if you were a piece of furniture, what would you be and why? Then we talk celeb anger management and:

- Peloton pausing production of bikes

- Super Bowl dancers performing for free 

OMG it’s MONDAY and the girls are back to debate whether or not they’re annoying! Plus we consult the 'magic crystal bawl' and discuss:

-Italian police refusing to wear pink masks

-Spain declares pets as legal family members

Happy MONDAY binches! This week the gals recollect major surgeries, caption funny sound fx, and talk about:

- NYC women getting engaged told to shut the fuck up

- movies are bad because film investors don't wanna take risks 

HAPPY MONDAY TO OUR FAVES!!!! The girls are discussing their astrological vices, giving advice, and talking:

- Fit Bits are making us SAD!

- Birth control is now free in France for people under 25

Happy Monday y'all!! First episode of 2022 and we're talking favorite Disney princesses, share some science headlines, and discuss:

- price of dollar pizza going up

- men have no close friends

- not being breastfed

HAPPY NEW YEAR BADDIES!!!! Last episode of 2021 and we're talking porn, resolutions, sharing what we're over, and discussing:

- woman delivers baby in self-driving car

- man who stole money using ex-GF face ID

- professor who hides $50 in syllabus

MERRY XMAS FROM YOUR GIRLS!!!!!! Maddy and squad are talking worst Christmas memories, play a new game called Holidate, and discuss:

- Kim Kardashian's BBL is getting smaller

- Peloton/HBO drama

- Whole Foods dumpster diving drama

Happy MONDAY! Maddy and the girls are talking bagel orders, sharing some headlines from hometowns, and discussing:

- Cream cheese shortage in NYC

- Australia is the drunkest country in the world

- Kangaroos are hot

Welcome baddies!! This week we're sharing our Spotify Wrapped, playing medical trivia, and discussing:

- Dr. Oz running for Senate

- Bradley Cooper getting mugged

- more!

It's That Time of the WEEK! Maddy and the girls are discussing their list of people they've f*cked, playing Celeb Status, and talking:

- people not having kids due to the state of the world

- Italy gives women menu with no prices on them

- what we wear in our sleep

It's That Time of the WEEK! The girls give advice on getting over a breakup, play First Impressions, and discuss:

- Big Bird is vaccinated

- shitting in space

It's That Time of the WEEK! Maddy is with her girls to discuss the noises they make in bed, play Over It, and talk:

- Jay-Z in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame

- favorite artificially flavored food

LIVE FROM THE HAMPTONS!!!! Maddy and Stewart sit down with Caroline Mazzei, their BFF of many years to discuss movie reboots, share hometown headlines, and talk:

- Newlyweds who sent no-show guests an invoice for their costliness

- Elizabeth Holmes trial

- Lesbos island

It's That Time of the WEEK girls!!! Maddy is in studio with Stewart and new guest Hanna Dickinson (Don't Tell Mom podcast) to discuss OnlyFans, play Maddy Libs, and talk:

- Norway banning influencers from editing photos

- Crate challenge

It's That Time of the WEEK! Maddy is in the studio with Caitlin Reese and Alysia Hush to discuss shrooms, talk about their favorite summer memories, and discuss:

- Sex and the City reboot script LEAKED!

- NY Times dumb article about people not wearing enough clothing

- Olympics creative director fired for an old joke

SPECIAL OLYMPICS EPISODE! Maddy is with Caitlin Peluffo and Sarah Tollemache to discuss the shitshow that is the Olympics 2020, play Olympics trivia, and discuss the NCAA finally allowing players to make some money. Enjoy!!

HAPPY TIME OF THE WEEK!!!! In this nontraditional episode Maddy gets with her girl Stewart virtually to talk about her 2 weeks of filming MTV's Wild N Out that she just finished a few days ago. We'll be back next week with segments and news coverage!

It's That Time of the WEEK!!!! Maddy is in the studio with two BRAND NEW guests Maggie Lalley and Caitlin Reese to discuss talk shows, play Maddy Libs, and talk:

- Ellen is over

- NYC Pride banning cops

and MORE!

It's That Time of the WEEK gurls! Maddy is in the studio with the girls of No Fly List Pod Amamah Sardar and Atheer Yacoub to answer some advice questions from our listeners, talk about emotionally unavailable men, and discuss:

- HOW TO LOVE YOURSELF!

- how much camping sucks

- parasocial relationships

Happy Monday girls and guys!! Maddy is back with pod favorites Ashlynn Salzano and Stewart Fullerton to give a FULL Aruba trip recap, dish on some celebrity headlines of the week, and discuss:

- Houseplants are bad for the environment! Gasp!!!

- Billie Eilish new LEWK in Vogue

- Bill Gates hoarding the vaccine!!!

It's That Time of the WEEK!!! Maddy is here with her girls Sarah Tollemache and Caitlin Peluffo to talk about some hometown headlines, share how to keep the love strong in the relationship and discuss:

- MALE BIRTH CONTROL ... conclusion? We don't trust them to take it LOL!

- rise of health anxiety post-COVID

- indoor comedy is back! We're still kinda depressed!

It's That Time of the WEEK! Maddy is with Andrea allan and Emily Lubin to share their most insane drug stories (Maddy did salvia in college and Andrea got lost in the woods at a Canadian music festival), play some Maddy Libs, and discuss:

- post-pandemic fashion

- Lena Dunham's plus-size clothing line

- legalization in NYS and how it might affect stand up comedy shows

HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO THAT TIME OF THE WEEK! So happy you're here! Maddy sits down with pod favorites Jill Weiner and Ashlynn Salzano to answer some advice questions from our listeners and discuss:

- Krispy Kreme giving out free doughnuts for vaccinated peeps

- Lil Nas X BLOOD SNEAKERS!!!!

- Dr Seuss and other children's books being pulled from shelves for QUESTIONABLE... imagery!

Maddy joins her girls Jordan Jensen and Caitlin Peluffo to discuss:

- Biden's debt forgiveness plan

- Jordan's credit score (it's 450)

- The rudest TROLL comments on our videos

Happy Friday! It's That Time of the Week! Maddy sits down with her girls, the hilarious Stewart Fullerton and Ashlynn Salzano to discuss:

- The imminent COVID vaccine and the ... unique ... people who plan on not taking it

- Reports of tourism in NYC not coming back until 2025

- Ashlynn accuses Stewart and Maddy of not having empathy and being basic for being straight. Does she have a point?!!