
The Unpredictable Drive Home
By Brad and Intern Alex

The Unpredictable Drive HomeDec 23, 2019

Brad Steiner Imaging Demo

“rapping to bo bice” edition of unpredictable drive home 12-6-19

12/5/19 edition of the unpredictable drive home

12/3/19 edition of the unpredictable drive home

12-2-19 edition of unpredictable drive home

“Mrs. Garbage Can” edition of unpredictable drive home

11-27-19 edition of the unpredictable drive home

“To the fashion peeps he said TAKE THAT” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-25-19

11-23-19 edition of unpredictable drive home

“I think printers are sexy” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-21-19

“the gold standard of stuffing” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-20-19

“burlesque show” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-18-19

“David Silver” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 11-15-19

“diamond dallas page” edition of the unpredictable drive home 11-14-19

“does it taste better with ranch: mashed potatoes” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-13-19

“days of our lives” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-12-19

“when you hear the beep it’s time for supermarket sweep” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-8-19

“bong up and blast off” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-7-19

“elvis died on the toilet” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-6-19

“Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz” edition of unpredictable drive home 11-5-19

“inner noodle dance” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 11-4-19

“All Saints Day” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 11-1-19

“Demonic Danny” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-31-19

“Keep Ranchin'” edition of unpredictable drive home 10-30-19

“Brought To You By Lead Based Paint” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-29-19

“Bob Vila” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-28-19

“Kanye West uses a cell phone” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-25-19

“As we get distracted by fat guys in movies” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-24-19

“Brad Cares Nothing About Happiness” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-21-19

“Wow Pow Bam” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-18-19

“When The Earthquake Crushed The Hulk” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-17-19

“The McRib of pies” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-16-10

“vegedables” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-15-19

“Allens Green Beans” edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 10-14-19

“I respect the swole game” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-11-19

“Look out the prison window and pray for freedom” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-10-19

“Get up, we’re leaving the gun store” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-9-19

“Set to Suds” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-8-19

“Live from Saturday Night” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 10-7-19

“The Perfect Combination of Surge Soda and Roadkill” edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 10-4-19

“I HATE when you do that to me” The UDH for October 3, 2019

“Yesterdays Show” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 8-22-2019

“Drum-kin The Pumpkin Drummer” UDH 8-20-19

“Taio Cruz and Morgan Freeman Impressions” 8-15-19

“Creamsicles with Ranch” edition of unpredictable drive home 8-14-19

“Brad Hates Small Talk Birthday” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 8-13-19

"Vienna Sausage Day" 8-7-19
Today we gave out some music midtown tickets with fake or film fred, we ate some ranch with vienna sausages, and everybody blames brad. Thanks for a great time. See you next time.

Intern Alex’s “Brad Guy” Song

Jason’s “Brad Guy” song

“It has to come out of my naval” Edition of UDH 6/26/2019

“A Star Shaped Killing Machine” Edition of UDH – June 21, 2019

“He was a southern boy, so….” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home – June 19, 2019

“Soccli The Soccer Playing Broccoli” Edition of UDH 6-7-19

“He’s a bad boy” edition of UDH 6-6-19

Lizzo Unedited Interview (Explicit)
Brad's Unedited Interview with Lizzo.

"I've Never Tasted Your Skin Before" (LIZZO DAY) Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 5/8/2019
It's Lizzo Day!

“Turds left on the track” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 5/6/2019

“I’ll be packing the ranch…you bring the stuff.” Edition of the UDH 5-3-19

“Row Tow” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 5-2-19

“Quick on the draw, hard on the squirt” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 5/1/2019

"Country Crooning Kenny Rides Again" edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 4-4-19
Today, Kenny sang some terrible country tunes and then Alex invented edible water balloons.

"My son is a hipster" edition of unpredictable drive home 4-5-19
Brad isn't glad to meet you. Country Crooning Kenny sings some more bad songs. Alex raps a bad rap. Enjoy!

“There Ain’t Nothing Wrong With a Good Buffet…hey hey…” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 4-3-2019

Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 4-1-2019

"I'm sorry I got fat" edition of unpredictable drive home 3-28-19
Country Croonin' Kenny returns with some terrible songs and stories. Alex invents something to slide over the tip of your golf club. Cyclists are bike people too! Enjoy!

“STOP TEASIN ME” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 3-20-19

“I cook some stuff and do all that” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 3-19-19

Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 3-18-19

"Baby Bank, it's a bank run by babies" Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 3-15-19
Today, Fake or Film Fred introduces us to Baby Bank a movie about babies that run a bank. Then, Alex "raps" through the news. Brad thought Alex was in a bad mood. It was a heck of a show.

Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 3-12-19

“I don’t trust anyone named Ricky” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 3-8-19

“Dingos Mate…Dingos” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 3-7-19

“I want a 12 incher”

“Does anybody have any cheese?” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 2-28-19

“TV Homes Fantasy Draft Day” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 2-27-2019

“You know what I need? I need to suck on ’em!” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 2-26-2019

“Spike Lee WOOO WEEE” Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 2-25-2019

“Make Pretend and Comb Your Hair” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 2-15-19

“Not Like Bill Clinton will Show Up and Start Going At It” Edition of UDH 2-14-19

“I’m not a male receptacle” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 2-8-19

Edition of the UDH for 2/6

Refriger-dating Edition of the UDH for 2/5

“Nekkid” edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 2-1-19

“I don’t eat out of my dishwasher” Edition of the UDH 1/31/19

“Jack WhiteWater” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 1-25-19

“Human Clickbait” Edition of the UDH 1-22-19

“Tim Kelly Thinks I’m Smelly” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 1-18-19

“Cardra B” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 1-17-18

“Our show used to be fun” edition of the UDH 1/16/19

“You got any cigarettes” Edition of the UDH 1/15/19

“Down With Freedom” Edition of The Unpredictable Drive Home 1-10-19

"Does it Taste Better with Ranch?" Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 1-9-2019
On today's episode, Alex finds out if Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies taste better with ranch dressing. Also, we play a little Bet on Brad with bands who have played Bonnaroo. Deep Thoughts with Cardi B. And Bradguy is back with more advice!

Bonnaroo Lineup Day Edition of the Unpredictable Drive Home 1-8-2019
It's Bonnaroo Lineup Day! Brad goes briefly through the list and Indie Band Ivan drops in to give away tickets! Mr. Catwell walked the carpet at the Golden Globe Awards. Speaking of cats, the Big Cat Emporium is open again with one of Alex's new inventions.

"Slagging Off" Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 1-4-19
Today, Brad teaches Alex the English language when he thinks slacking off is slagging off. Jason Walker writes the UDH (or the THUD as he calls it) a new theme song. Lil Uzi Vert and Lord Taco shared some tweets. Brad is upset we didn't book Jake The Snake Roberts for an interview. Then, Alex crashed and burned through the news. Enjoy!

“You’re a doper” edition of unpredictable drive home 1-3-19

Unlimited Breadsticks Edition of the UDH

“Karate Chop Santa” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 12-21-18

Edition of the UDH

“Fantasy Draft – Christmas Movies” edition of the UDH

“Hoda and Yoda” Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 12-14-18

"Billy Trombona" Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 1-5-18
Today, we get a call from FAKE Lesley Dale that turns into a call from Rian Joyce. The first week-in-review freestyle rap totally crashes and burns. Brad is the only person excited about David Letterman. Alex discovers he is a temperature taker. Enjoy!

"His name is Brian...we'll see about that" Unpredictable Drive Home 1-4-18
Today, we talk more about SoBro and the West Village and introduced Pickle Valley. Indie Band Ivan did his thing. A lot of people in Georgia are curious about Usher's private parts. Then, Alex came up with a solution for your busted up phone. Podcast exclusive: Brad gives us a "gift". Enjoy!

"That's The New World Order" Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 12/19/17
Today, we call Alex's mom. We celebrate Christmas music by censoring it. Detective Darrell snoops out Sean Diddy Combs for Charlie Puth tickets. FAKE Lesley Dale is still not quite well. Then, we replay an invention "hasty pastry".

"Mr. T Pizza and Ice Cream" Edition of The Unpredictable Drive Home 12/18/17
Today, Brad and Alex argue about Star Wars: The Last Jedi. We censor Christmas Songs. Detective Darrell sleuths for Charlie Puth. Best of 2017: BradGirl Goes To The Movies. FAKE Lesley Dale calls in with the news of the day. We make you sad as people return their pets for ridiculous reasons. Bradgirl educates us about plungers. Enjoy!

"Jimmy Ray...he was a great kid" Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 12-15-17
Today, Brad is hungover from partying with FAKE Lesley Dale and REAL Lesley Dale. Alex has his gifts stuck in Lithuania. FAKE Lesley Dale thinks Buzz Lightyear is in Star Wars Episode 8. Star Wars Steve and Brad are going to the movies and giving out ice skating tickets. Alex "raps" through the news. He really was hoping this was Jimmy Ray's year at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

"I hope he didn't get all greasy with Luigi" Edition of Unpredictable Drive Home 12-11-17
Today, we learn that Brad indirectly killed a bird because of his BradGuyness over the weekend. FAKE Lesley Dale has a new job at GMA and thinks that whiskey are whiskers. We've booked a big interview with Julia of "Good Morning Julia" fame for an interview (hope she makes it). Podcast Exclusive: Stranger Things get bad lip readings. Off-air conversation: are settings an app? Also: Bradgirl drops lots of F-bombs. Then, Matt teaches you how to dumpster dive and be a party hero in Matt Makes It Easy. Enjoy!

"He just goes in the bathroom of air force one or whatever and goes bwahhh" Edition of UDH 12-6-17
Today, we're still confused about how secret santa works and how Brad screwed the whole thing up. FAKE Lesley Dale weighs in on the topics of the day including Time's person of the year. We give out some ice on the landing tickets by betting on Brad. Then, we take a minute to visit with BradGuy and hear his terrible advice. Enjoy!