
Up Close and Personal
By Those Timeless Creatives (Jay Weingarten and Matthew Goldin)

Up Close and PersonalFeb 16, 2022
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Tim Kalpakis [UNLOCKED EPISODE]
We're baAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAck! Let's go!
Funnyman Tim Kalpakis came by and was down to record an episode of our 5 Star Pod.
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Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly [UNLOCKED FULL EP]
Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! Standup comedy hijinks ensue.
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Jon Daly [UNLOCKED FULL EP]
Jon Daly's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! We hope you enjoy.
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Joe Pera Drinks English Beer With Us [UNLOCKED FULL EP]
Joe Pera's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! We hope you enjoy.
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In Seventh Heaven with Ben Levin [UNLOCKED FULL PATREON EP]
Jay and Matthew (Those Timeless Creatives) tackle sisterhood, global warming, and the value of human life. YouTuber and musician Ben Levin joins them for a spirited discussion about the relative merits of travel and music.

Not Much To Complain About Re: This Ep with Rajat Suresh (UNLOCKED FULL EPISODE)
Now you can hear Rajat's entire episode for free...very cool.

Summer...Winter...Spring...Fall in Love with Summer Emerald aka @heaberald (UNLOCKED FULL EP)
We unlocked the last 11 mins of Summer's ep for all listeners! Peace y'all!

Jason Woliner Wins the Internet for the Day (UNLOCKED DRUNK FULL EP)
This is the Jason Woliner ep from 2020, and the last 14 mins are UNLOCKED audio of the 3 of us drunk! When we're drunk, we all down the drinks and discuss Michael Jackson, our day jobs, and other weird crap. Peace!

Cole Kush Did An Amazing Job on the Episode (UNLOCKED FULL EP)
We're unlocking our EXTENDED eps and our BONUS eps from Patreon. Check back every Wednesday.

Steven Risk Tells All
Steven in the house!

Dan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz Celebrate Our 1 Year Podcast Anniversary with Us
Did you ever want to get to know Dan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz?
This episode is a great opportunity!
THIS IS OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!!
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Thanks y'all! We appreciate your support.

Hype Itemson's @Chill_items World is Round... and We’re Down.
The three grown men reminisce on days of old, and attempt a stunt to unite art and science.
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Half (Hype's Video Band)
Putrid vid for “Fast” by Half

Teaser: Atelston Fitzgerald Holder 1st (Part 1)
The full episode is available for free to people who pay us $5 on a monthly basis... We use a platform called Patreon, which is basically an American membership platform that provides business tools for content creators to run a subscription service. It helps creators and artists earn a monthly income by providing rewards and perks to their subscribers. Patreon charges a commission of 5 to 12 percent of creators' monthly income, in addition to payment processing fees. Check it out: www.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives Atelston returns for Part 2 next week!

Dirtjane Imagines Crap and Spits Saliva with Us
Guest is: @realdirtjane
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Who is Jerry Paper?
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Jay's Friend Stopped by for Mermaid's Memory

Teaser for the Tim Kalpakis Premium Ep

Tim Kalpakis Lowkey Came By And It Shows
The first time the 3 of us all chilled together. This should be weird as f**k...
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Teaser - Premium Vibes with Brendon Walsh

Brendon Walsh Comes On The Show Like a Boss
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Have You Ever Heard a Podcast… on Acid?! with Podcast About List
What Happens When 5 Men Relax? Find out by clicking this file.
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Vic Berger Gets Lit (Premium Unlocked Ep!)

Joe Pera Drinks English Beer With Us
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Imagine Matching PJs with PJ Evans...
Jay and Matthew are finally able to open up about several newer, never-before-discussed topics, then they hold their very own "AMA" conducted by PJ Evans. Basically, they provided their preferences after PJ ended up near them by chance. But once they were able to sync up, they figured might as well let the good times roll! Patrons get to hear plenty of extra chit chat and a very special New Year Song! patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Ferris Wheels, OBGYNs, and Other Topics
Jay and Matthew discuss being born, Raging Waters, and the guys at the park. Patrons can hear them finish the ep on a blue note, telling dirty jokes before encountering a very close -- and very ill -- friend from an earlier episode. The friend actually looks kind of wan, which is cause for concern. Unfortunately, their sick friend is not available for free listeners. Check this out, yo: patron.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Welp, Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly came by to say Happy New Years
Another ep. This should be rich. Jay and Matthew celebrate New Years Eve in style, sitting in the shade at an outdoor concert with comediennes Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly. Standup comedy hijinks ensue.

Jon Daly... On Another Weekly Ep???
Jon Daly teaches Jay and Matthew how to do improv comedy. Things don't exactly go as planned. Yeah.

In Seventh Heaven with Ben Levin
Jay and Matthew (Those Timeless Creatives) tackle sisterhood, global warming, and the value of human life. YouTuber and musician Ben Levin joins them for a spirited discussion about the relative merits of travel and music.
Subscribe to patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives for the extended ep, which includes an in-depth look at the crap that goes down in the sack when people hook up at last.
For more Levin, check out Office Hours' just-released Drop Concert, directed by Ben Levin himself.

Not Much To Complain About Re: This Ep with Rajat Suresh
Jay and Matthew approach the heart of the matter regarding what the holiday season legitimately means, they discuss the merits of programs focusing on traveling abroad, and they tap into Rajat Suresh's creative process, including how he eventually landed the pilot. Thank you Rajat and everybody!
Jay and Matthew's senior thesis from Italy can be unlocked by subscribing to patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Summer...Winter...Spring...Fall in Love with Summer Emerald (@heaberald)
Jay and Matthew discuss custody issues, mental illness, and a man who visits Egypt. After an aborted attempt to drink teas and juices, they enjoy the sun’s last dying rays with Montreal-based artist Summer (@heaberald), who opens up about who she really is and what it is she is all about.
The episode ends with an alarming screech, which can be removed by subscribing to patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Jason Woliner Wins the Internet for the Day
Kickass director Jason Woliner takes a choo choo train to chill with Those Timeless Creatives. He discusses his new film, which is already emerging as one of Amazon Prime Video's most legendary movies ever, and opens up in a big way about his feelings on the alternative comedy scene. Plus, Patreon subscribers get the opportunity to hear us get... well... how else can we put this... DRUNK!
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Cole Kush Did An Amazing Job on the Episode
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Robin Hatch (es) Out Of Her Shell
Finally Robin, Jay, and Matthew all became friends with each other. It was long overdue but they were psyched when it happened. They appreciated each other all day and night, having one excellent conversation after another. Later, they found themselves at a club that blasted a great new song at max volume. They capped everything off to grab some late nite eats, and they wish to do it all over again soon. Robin Hatch's new album Noise is available here.

@oldfriend99 and @joef233 say "Okay boomer!"
After taking several of his homemade vaccines, Jay and Matthew gladly find themselves inside a cringeworthy area or realm. That said, there were some useful problems or aspects to be gained in there/it, and at a minimum several boss ass moments. These include an experience with @joef233 and @oldfriend99, who take the opportunity to explain who it is they actually are and what it is they are all about, insofar as that's possible.

It's Raining, It's Pouring - It's Raina Morris!
Jay and Matthew use an “inflatable cuff” to measure a cardinal vital sign that guides both acute and long-term clinical decision making...blood pressure, aka BP! Shortly afterwards, Raina Morris (@quakerraina) came by to discuss Waluigi’s maniacal nature, Nelson’s foyer, and where to get the best beer.

Brian Fiddyment Fiddles Around With Us
Jay and Matthew discuss recent events in Southern California and convene with Brian Fiddyment to go over some old and good times that were had on a dinner date (digitally re-enacted by Candace Carrizales).

Jo Firestone Rocks The House. Let's Do This Thing!
Jay and Matthew decide to screw around and open up a bit. This episode they had the pleasure of chilling with awesome comedian Jo Firestone. It had been a while since they all hungout in the past, so it was nice to catch up, chat about their past, and even get into fast food horror stories! This should be interesting...
They all hope to hangout again soon.

The UCAP Staff Heads Off to London
Jay and Matthew go all the way to London to tour with UCAP’s audio wizards: England’s own @svengunderssen, as well as fellow North American @eckhart_lol. Hijinks ensue. Hijinks include but are not limited to a "stoned" visit to a certain henge and a spirited discussion of Aeroplanes, Carriages, and Lorries.

This DJ Douggpound Episode is More Than the Sum of Its Parts
Jay and Matthew decide to mess around with a guitar just to see what would happen. They then find American comedian DJ Douggpound lingering in the hallway and discuss what makes him tick, namely 19th-century Realism and Monty Python.
Episode 19 should be of interest to fans of Those Timeless Creatives and to fans of DJ Douggpound, though it has crossover appeal for fans of podcasts in general. It's definitely worth a listen if you have the time to spare.

Steve Smith Pops By For Good Times!
Jay and Matthew "chat it up" about their pet peeves, what pilots should NOT say to the air travelers, and a new strange friend with Hamtramck-based filmmaker and designer Steve Smith.

Alan Resnick is One Slick Muthaf**ka
Jay and Matthew discuss dreams, direct sunlight, and alma maters with American comedian, visual artist, and filmmaker Alan Resnick.

Brandon Wardell Jokes With Us
Jay and Matthew discuss the financial side of Up Close and Personal, which IS admittedly a business venture, and Jay shares news about a new creative project he’s working on with his significant other. Those Timeless Creatives also go down memory lane with Los Angeles-based comedian Brandon Wardell.

Kimberly Clark Brought Out the Snark in Us!
Jay and Matthew lay into the Los Angeles comedy scene, ants, and Clifford the Big Red Dog with wonderful comedian Kimberly Clark. Luckily Kim was totally down to meet up and chill with TTC at a Cat Cafe, where they all spent way more time with cats than usual.

Salina Ladha Has One Hell of a Good Attitude in this Ep!
Jay and Matthew “joined the flies” at an outdoor camping site this week. The campsite was beautiful, and they kept their voices low during quiet time. Luckily, the wonderful artist Salina Ladha biked over to join them in the AM to discuss Canada’s immensity and regional cuisine.

@Jessi_Rihanna Pops By For Good Times
Jay and Matthew muse over what it would be like if cave people had internet access, and also try to find a good spot to relocate a certain Cheeto-colored bastard. Those Timeless Creatives then finally find out what makes @Jessi_Rihanna tick. Having Jessi in the studio really is a dream. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, feel free to call us at (978) 616-7992.

Vera Drew us out of our shells!
Jay and Matthew discuss echo chambers, meatspace, the hobby of astronomy, and Twitter's ridiculous nature with Emmy-nominated editor, director, and writer Vera Drew. Stay tuned for Vera's new film, The People's Joker. In the meantime, tune in for the latest episode of her show, Hot Topics. Thanks for listening and have a great rest of the week!
If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, feel free to call us at (978) 616-7992.

Nick Thune Is "Like A Boss" In This Ep!
Jay and Matthew are sleeping inside Nick Thune's peculiar Canadian cabin for this rainy episode. They chat it up about The Velvet Underground, iPod's "shuffle" feature, and the fine silver silk that cascades out of Nick Thune's TV. Subscribe to Nick's podcast "Goodnight Kiss" if you'd like to be tucked in by Thune himself.

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Tim Heidecker Finally Gets Real and Opens Up a Bit
Jay Weingarten and Matthew Goldin hit the road to pick up their guest Tim Heidecker from the airport. Tim Heidecker is an American comedian, writer, director, actor, and musician.
Those Timeless Creatives is releasing its first ever film on Friday, May 29th. It's called "Spin!" and it's only available on eternal.tv.

Travis Rust Isn't Rusty on This!
Jay and Matthew dish about their guilty pleasure of reality shows and what makes them so trashy. Those Timeless Creatives also talk with their old buddy Travis Rust about his diver's certification, old good times, and the 3 even howl like wild animals. Subscribe to Travis' zine for more lit madness: https://forms.gle/Ai2wjooAbU2x1Ret7