What's Online Podcast

Taylor and Rabbit are here to watch kurt and dan turn a drowning episode into a long talk about AI Art, its future, its present, can we morally enjoy it? the first half is more like a regular episode

Tangled Headphones old bassist comes on to enlighten us of his switch from Liquor to Lysergic. Stick around for Matts surprise Liquid. 

2 icy topics, i dont think theyre actually edgy and i didnt fact check em but idk, filler topics i heard on tiktok that made me go "huh" and shared em with you, the listener.. then 45 min of other stuff. love you. sleep tight.

read the title of the episode doofus? youre such a silly goose expecting more information to be here, i rarely give you much and barely anything at that. have you really ever decided whether or not to listen to an episode based on the description? well ya know what happens in this episode? Aaron stops in for a bit, yup thats basically the episode. 59.75 minutes of us saying "aarons here" on repeat. well really its 30 minutes of us saying that and then 29.75 minutes of us saying "aaron WAS here" but thats basically the episode. HOPE YOU ENJOY! -mngmt

The OGs alone and in their element. With a string of guests and/or Rabbit, we come together for an episode with just the original 4 WOP members. We talk music, kurt has a scenario, and Ryan handles the bird opinions. All that and more in this episode of The WOP!

Rabbit comes back. Aaron does not. ALL THAT AND MORE IN THIS EPISODE OF THE WOP!

Long time friend, first time guest. Aaron joins us to remember why he hasnt yet.

brit and taylor come on and theres more dick jokes than ever. this episode is not for your children, most of them arent, but not this one... but your kids would REALLY like it

Rabbit and luke are on, then we kick em off because GOOOLLLLLIEEE! but dont worry, two other guests replace them for the second half. Best served with Hot Tea

its the christmas episode, its dumb, its wholesome, its wholedumb. Turn it on, grab your leftover candy canes, and take down your fucking tree

Dans Executive Sues Chef is here and we talk food, mood, and you'd.. ..probably like it! 

dan cant bear to be present during the talk of kanyes downfall. he leaves to go listen to graduation and cry. matt cant stand all hes been through in the past week. ryan cant stand vegan thanksgiving but its because his gluten intolerance. Rabbit cant stand coming on AGAIN. Kurt cant stand, for his legs are broken. Matt tries an electro-stim kit LIVE  

Rabbit and Taylor are back! we talk for approximately 45 minutes and then do an improv session at the end. If the government tarnished alcohol during the prohibition, theyre probably behind fentanyl in our drugs now. we love you Jess

we definitely didnt record the first half and then all agree it was not the best and re start from the top. who would do that? not us we pumped out an hour of mid quality content first try for sure, dont believe me? click play, dummy.  we love you

shrooms, spooky-dos, and haikus Taylor and Rabbit join in. Double the guests, double the fun! 

its been a while and gollie we've got things to say! probably

i dont have my gklasses ion adn this title might be misleading though still true in a sense

guess whos here? its kabir!

which would be the 147th

I was drunk when i named that, but i bet itll make sense after listening to the episode   

RIP Gilbert Gottfried

Both subjects listed in the title, among others, are discussed in this 59 minute and 59 second episode of the Whats Online Podcast. We hope you enjoy -Customer service

We fight for Womens rights via inclusivity in the first half We fight for mens rights via inclusivity in the second half

recover it.  for capitalism. cows read clocks.

are you Putin me on?

Clowns? we clown em, tell you all about em.. for like.. a small portion of the second half.  We also talk about other shit

I forgot to export this for a while. i remember bein like "hah, that was a good episode" after though, like a firework show, i couldnt tell you what colors and shapes came when, but i CAN confirm that i had a good time and would like to see it again. I miss you

Words we blurt, see, or burp, geez, more nerd courtesy for me, please This was certainly only a 30 minute session, the second half definitely didnt overlay the second half of ep 137, hah, that would never happen, thats ridiculous, we just only wanted to do 30 minutes

We talk, we pop, we just cant stop!

we talk about ya momma

man, like, idk, we did a present exchange but thats not till the second half, pretty sure the first half isnt really holiday related at all but thats how it go on the show with the cultgang, hoe!

we talk

Are dragons real? Kurt speaks on Jewish history.

skip to my loo gabbalee Goop Woo hoo

Who is Travis Scott? What would Kurts Mcdonalds meal be? Why does Dans Memory Suck? Why is Ryan so slick with the steel? IS matt going to.. oh nvmd we cant talk about that here

WE STEP UP OUR GAME! on the next episode hopefully

We talk about stuff in the first half. ha, its just so much fun! in the second half, matt explains how japan makes him want tattoos

We talk about why we havent met up for 3 weeks and its all Norms fault. RIP.

its season 7 baby, yeah baby, 6 lasted 2 years, and then 1-5 lasted 1 year collectively.  right on schedule, baby. we eat chips that are far too spicy and invent conspiracy theories.  Matt tells us why his dreams are cannon. we get old, baby.

lehhhhhh

Looks liek technical difficulties, been a long while since but bound to happen. instead of the second half, you get a sneak peak at a new Tangled Headphones track in the works!

Wooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

ep 123, 456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748495051525354555657585960616263 thats plenty, you get the joke

my butthole is mmmmmmmmmmmSSSSSPPPIIIIICCCYYYYYYY!

Who versus who? What drug would you do? Motorized Scoots and McAfee too. All that and mores in store in this shmorgesborg. I know, but like, you spell schmoergeshborg off the top of your head, stream of consciousness, how close did u get? ya feel confident? you channeling alpha energy? In this episode of the Whats Online Podcast

The one where Ross reconsiders what the universe means, contemplating his existence and the worth of the futures of his many companions, meanwhile, Phoebe gets a unique shirt!

man, I was real sad around this time. Our fact checker did the Carlton with my heart and my dick and I got way behind. I think we lightly touch on that... oh.. i mean.. HAHA JOKES AND LAUGHTIME WITH SPECIAL GUEST NOBODY ITS JUST US,  THE GANG, THE CLASSIC, THE... IMMORTAL?!

ahoy scallywags, in his here episode, we talk

With such a great hiatus, youd think we disbanded. But alas! The only similar true statement to that is "You think Hiatus Kayote is such a great band, we with" Enjoy our return as we traverse the depths of hell, braving the fiery embrace, cultivating new rituals and eatin a good ol chili dawg, whoo-eee, Its the Whats Online Podcast!   P.s. no yeah sorry I didnt get this up forever, my bad dawg (woof)

Summarizing the episode by way of alliteration?! If you aren't hooked by that alone, I'm not surprised or offended, you do you, homeslice, nonetheless, its a pretty good episode, no guests, just the gang rawdoggin reality el classico style with a slew of run-on sentences.  Its the Whats Online Podcast!

Lauren and Matt. Sit-tin in-a tree.. T-A-L-K-I-N-G So yeah, we talk games and movies Lauren doesn't care about, but that second half? I mean, that SECOND HALF THOUGH?! yeah buddy, we involve our guest in conversation. BET. I'm talkin chit chats! So kick back with some chips and snacks to hear how Lauren and Matt fell in lub in this episode of the WOP!

Hell yeah he is, in this episode, we feature Kabir. He talks, so do we, its a podcast. Enjoy. -Mngmnt

Matt wants to meet the Pope.....for reasons. Find those reason out today on the WOP!

Yep...read that title. That's what the episode is probably about. Yep.

Now drink up varmint! Say yer prayers varmint! Now ya varmint … dive! Drop that sword varmint! Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales. Oooo ya long eared, fur bearin’ flat-footed varmint! Back, back, back … down ya shark livered varmint! The varmint got me … I’m-a-headin’… for the last round up. Now be there any livin’ varmint is aims to try to tame me? … Well be there? Any one-a-you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me? Oooo!  Ya long eared, fur bearin’, flat-footed varmint … say yer prayers ya critter! Ya better say your prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m-a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies! I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m Riff-Raff Sam … the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!

We don't want to talk about politics...yeah we talk about them because the world is real weird right now. But also we talk about New Years! So that's pretty fun. Matt and Kurt talk about how they are going to be getting their own place together, how cute. We learn that Kurt is the furthest away from bro-culture. 

Merry Christmas! The WOP boys really out did themselves this year. Listen to this year's edition of the WOP Family Christmas. The boys exchange gifts and have some laughs. Sit back with some eggnog and enjoy the show.

Well it's that time of year again. Snow is falling...somewhere? Children are stealing canes from old people to turn them into candy. And a big old fatty is being smoked by the elf's pimp daddy. Yep it was almost Christmas when we recorded this episode! Sit back and enjoy the wild ride that is the What's Online Podcast! 

On this week of the WOP, we talk about our thoughts on movie theaters, how Drake Campana moving from Nickelodeon to Mexico, and how the Zodiac Killer couldn't spell correctly even though he was able to get away with murder. Oh also Dan had covid which is why we took a break so you get to hear about that as well.

You heard it hear first! We recorded a video version of this podcast and you can watch that on YouTube! Anyways, we talk about how Kurt's foot fell asleep and how he basically died from that. Matt talks about his lady friend and Dan tell us an incredible story about his trip to Jamaica. This is an episode you don't want to miss!

We have a fact checker! Also Dan has a sister! Who knew that? Did you know that before reading this? Well he does and her name is Sarah. We asked her to analyze Kurt's laptop. Give it a listen to find out more!!!

GHOSTS! What do you know about them? Would you like to know more about them? Do you want us to hunt them for you? Honestly I am not sure what this episode is about but you will if you give it a listen! 

Welp you heard it hear first and now the cats out of the bag...Dan is allergic to cats. Not only that but Dan also made a pretty tasty soup that we don't really explain. Matt talks about a new car he bought, as well as new windshield wipers, and a clown that may or may not have had relationships with his mother at one point. Ryan Talked about a new potential job and going to Joey Janela's Spring Break 4. Our wonderful host, Kurtis, gives us a history lesson as well as his love for Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches! Make sure you tune in to hear all this and more!!

On this episode of the WOP, we hear all about Ryan's 31st birthday! Also we discuss how strange it is to not talk about how much people are being paid while being at work, our thoughts on astrological signs, and how Kurtis was invaded by Trump supporters while being at work. Oh Dan is starting up some new podcasts as well. Give this episode a listen for some good laughs and let us know what you think! Season 6 is here, bay-bay!!

Well we can't believe we have made it this far, and we can't believe that you made it this far. This is one jam packed episode full of special guests, fun stories, lots of laughs, and even some deep shit. Make sure you come hang out with Kurtis, Dan, Matt and Ryan and special guest Kabir and super special guest our #1 fan Jess! This is the start to something really great fam!

Get it because that's like when we may or may not have recorded this episode. Anyways here is the episode.

The Hyperbolic Time Chamber, known as the Room of Spirit and Time in the original Japanese version, is a place located in The Lookout. One year inside the chamber is the equivalent to one day on the outside. Our good buddy Matt went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and now he has a story to tell.

Gotta get educate to get progress to smart it up in the schools, ya heard? 

The WOP discuss Ben Shapiro's favorite song WAP! Also did you know he has a deli? Yeah we didn't either and we did zero research but hey it's in the name so it's gotta be true.

Will our children care? Will they or do they just go out and not care a whole bunch? Find out on this week's episode of WOP!

Honestly I dont remember what this episode is about. I mean it has to do something with Kurt's Dream Production, but who really knows what that means. If you want to find out I guess you'll just have to listen to the episode! 

Have you ever seen Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story? This episode is basically that except we also yell at Matt. Enjoy! 

This time on the WOP, the guys talk about what live action movie/show universe they would like to hang out in, wrastlin, and much more probably!

We had our old pal Kabir come back for a full hour but only really recorded 30 minutes of it. So if there is a cliffhanger well you will have to wait to find out what really happens! 

Matt got a big old booboo on his head. Wanna hear the story? Well you will have to listen to find out!

The WOP boys did something very....different this episode. We decided it would be a very good idea to talk about and dissect comedy and boy we sure did it. And we will probably more than likely never do it again because well wait until you hear it for yourself.

The boys are back in town and you know what that means...its a podcast.

This episode of the WOP was our first long distance episode. Stuck at home really did a number on us, and now you get to hear about it! 

Honestly I have no idea what this episode is about but i bet if you listen you will find out what the WOP crew talks about! 

We finally made it to the end of the Best of WOP.  Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the final installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the sixth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the fifth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

We brought on our good pal Heather Bowser and boy does she mean business! 

Boy oh boy, our pal Jono sure did have a interesting story for us all to hear. Will you be surprised by what happens? You'll have to let us know what you think. 

Yep. You already know what to expect. Something very air tight.

What happened to the Funko Pops and why are they missing? A mystery is afoot.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the fourth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Here at the WOP we are all about family. That's why we brought on Kyle Carlson, brother of Kurtis Carlson. Anyways he is here to talk stuff with us all. Oh here is the link to his video game he did for yall: https://mewy.itch.io/ryutos-adventure

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the third installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

oh look...its Matt & Kabir.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the second installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

WOP had good ole' Luke hop on the show and we got into the discussion about our predictions for the new decade.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the first installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Do you or someone you know shower? A nice wash always feels great, but when you live with Kurt you will notice something different about his showering habits. Find out what he does different on this episode of the WOP.

On this episode of the WOP, Matt brings a very interesting guest to come talk to the guys. This guy is so interesting you can't even imagine what he has to say to us. If you want to find out then you better listen to what he has to say! 

Well we did it you guys. We finally sat down to figure out the perfect way to reform prisons. Won't you come sit with us as we give you all the new details we have?

This week we brought back our pal Luke and we even had a special musical guest Triple G come in and show us what he has been working on with Dan. Lots of giggles in this episode.

It's Thanksgiving and the boys got in the spirit a bit. This one is for the family, or whatever you consider family. Anyways just go enjoy all the food and daytime whiskey while you listen to the boys have a lovely time.

What's this? A classic episode of WOP where we talk about music for way too long, no guests to rely on, and some improv. Buckle up because this is a wild ride!!

The WOP Interview the 10 Minute Man himself, Kabir! Check out what silly stories this guy has for your ears.

Dan's good buddy Jessie came over to chat with the WOP crew. What did they talk about? Cartoons of course! Everybody loves a good cartoon.

You heard it hear first. The Captain wanted us to sip on some Gin & Tonics so thats exactly what we did. 

Good ol' Adam Bartle came on down the dusty trail to drop some knowledge into a microphone and we learn all about what he had to say. 

You heard it right folks! We didn't have any special guests for this episode so you just have to put up with the rest of the gang. Can you handle the heat or should you get out of the hot place? 

Our very own Luke the Third gives his election speech for the Venezuelan Election. Also other things happen so just listen and find out yourself! 

This episode did the WOP crew get kidnapped by a giant Nintendo evil Turtle? Find out if that question is even answered or if any other questions are answered this week! 

Matt wasn't able to cast any pods this episode so the WOP had to go on without him. Find out how that went on this episode!

Well I hope you are ready for some gross stories because we got them for you! 

You heard it hear! Our very first guest, Phoockin Kiddingme, has returned to the WOP to give us an update on how his life and business as a sausage salesman have been since we last talked to him. This episode is packed full of topics and nonsense that you wont want to miss out on. So turn the volume up to a reasonable level because we want your ears to be fine for listening to things in the future.

That's right! We brought back Luke for a 3rd time and boy did he not disappoint this time around. Lots of improv and work voice. So sit back and enjoy the ride.

You didn't ask for it but we are giving it to you. Here is Dan's Episode 70 Fan Service Extravaganza.

You heard it right! Luke the Second came back a second time to do more nonsense with these WOP fellas. Find out what they have to say this time on episode 69....uhuhuhuhuhuhuh he said 69.

Hey hey hey! Season 5 is open for business. We even brought on a fun guest for everyone to listen to. We've talked about him before but this is the first time that Luke has been on the podcast! 

Who would have thought that we would have gotten this far with a project that kind of started as a joke? Oh well, we will continue on I reckon. Check out all the neato stuff that we talk about.

Like the title says, we got new microphones and Dan is a very happy boi.

On this episode of the WOP, we bring in our good friend and Dungeon Master Andrew Rabbit on the podcast. We talk about all things nerdy but mostly just Dungeons & Dragons. Oh also the Sonic trailer looked awful so that's a thing.

Learn all about our good boi Matt Harding today. That is all.

Guys we are trying out some new methods of recording. Dan really took to the whole "stand up comedian" style of recording so Kurt has a potato chip on his shoulder about that. Hear the rest of what happens now! 

On this episode of the WOP, Kurt spits bars. That's it. It's just Kurt rapping for a full hour. 

On this episode of the WOP, Dan brings in his buddy Jessie to come talk about Battle Rap and other fun stories. 

Flat Earth...Is it real or all a lie? Does Mulan have Big Dick Energy? Well you will have to find out on this episode of the What's Online Podcast!

Honestly this episode was recorded so long ago we don't even know what its about anymore. So enjoy it while you can! 

On this episode of the WOP, Dan brings up a topic that Matt doesn't care about. Kurt corrects himself about something he said in a previous episode. What else do we talk about...idk just go listen to the episode, ya filthy animal.

On this episode of the WOP, both Ian and Dan have stories about walking out on something important for something else that could be equally as important. Ryan has found the truth about why the chickens cross the road. And Kurt tells us about his Grand Idea! Listen up kids because you're in for a treat.

On this episode of the WOP, Matt get promoted to our Foreign Affairs Officer and Dan is a Pocket Protector. We hear about a little project that Cult Gang is getting into as well as an update on Dan's recording bizniz. Michael Jackson comes up and we to figure out how to separate the artist from their art. Oh well.

Alright fam, it's time to get woke! All you sheeple out there don't really know what's going on in this world and it shows. So buckle in and prepare your mind to be WOKE.

We talked to our good buddy and Cult Gang artist WILLY4M about his new album, Delta. Make sure you check it out today where you stream music! Links below: https://open.spotify.com/album/1h0mSgif9vKmSBRUS6gK0c https://www.facebook.com/iamwilly4m https://www.instagram.com/death2willy4m/

On this episode of the WOP, Ian and Matt are both missing! How will the rest of the guys survive without them? Will they talk about what they've been up to? Will they call up a guy named Richard and talk about the Last Mochiko? Find out now! 

On this episode of the WOP, we bring our friend Mack back to talk about how marriage changed his life. Also we discuss the hamster utopia, Hampture. Don't know what that is? Well listen and find out!

This week on the WOP, we talked to a Lizard Wizard that has no relation to King Gizzard. Also we make way too many dick jokes, oh well. We get into some medical stories and learn that cults are pretty sick. Ian likes this podcast. 

Let's take a trip back in time to learn all about the history of the What's Online Podcast crew and how they all came together. Take notes because this will be on your History test.

This week on the WOP, Kurtis finds a cassette tape hiding in his stocking. The guys talk about Ian's health and a rap beef including a diss track recorded by MadWolf and JD33n. Would you be terrified if a flying Danny Devito started flapping your way? Find out more on the What's Online Podcast! 

In this episode of the WOP, Kurtis and Ian discuss the new Louis C.K. bootleg set scandal. Matt has a confession that he wants everyone to hear. The guys also call up the captain to wish him a Happy Birthday, which includes a brand new birthday song! We also dig deep into the new Us trailer.

He-he-here we go! So we're finally here, performing for you. If you know the words, you can join in too. Put your hands together, if you want to clap as we take you through this funny crap! Huh! 

   Yes it's that time of year again where its December, dates. That could mean only one thing, Christmas. Come celebrate this joyous holiday with the WOP boys and see what sort of holiday cheer they bring to the table. Sit back with some hot chocolate and enjoy this very special episode.

We called up our good pal and Cult Gang artist, Hoodie. We talk to him about his upcoming album, the rap game, Chocolate Chip Charlie and other things. Ian and Hoodie get into a bar battle to see who has the best bars. Bars.

This is the final installment of the Best of WOP. If you've made it this far you deserve a cookie. We do not provide said cookies but that means you can get your favorite cookie! Anyways here is the last episode of the Best of WOP.

Have you had enough of Best of WOP yet? Yeah us neither so here are a whole bunch more clips for ya ears!! We are almost done with this, we swear!!

Guess who's back, back again. Best of WOP's back, tell a friend. Seriously tell your friends because we want more people to hear the word of WOP.

Did you read the title? Its the Best of WOP Vol. 1! Lets go back in time to Season 1 and recap our favorite clips. We even hear from our good friend, and boss, The Dread Pirate.

So the What's Online Podcast began an adventure of a lifetime, the kind of adventure that would make for a great podcast series, honestly. Maybe a couple episodes? Is that too much to ask? Honestly, would it kill us to give you some new adventures of Incredibly Drunk Man? After summer comes fall, a whole new "season," if you will. We can't be the only one who wants another season, right? Right!? We've invested so much time in these characters' lives, they can't just leave us! By Lucifer's beader, what would it take for more What's Online Podcast?! - Shmebulock

On this episode of the WOP, the guys get a call from a pirate number and it so happens to be The Dread Pirate himself! We talk to The Dread Pirate about his upcoming album and release show. Ryan & Matt hit The Dread Pirate with some of the hardest hitting questions known to man. After the interview Dan gets into a heated argument about saffron and how you should be growing it as your side hustle! What other side hustle do you know about that are fairly legal, let us know at imwhatsonline@gmail.com.

In this episode of the WOP, Kurt starts feeling queasy and vomits up a very strange cassette tape which happens to be the return of Incredibly Drunk Man! The guys discuss polyamorous relationships and how they think they would do in that sort of situation. Dan invites his good pal MadWolf over to sit down and talk about the release of his debut album, A Cold Heaven. Have you listened to A Cold Heaven yet? Let us know what you think by emailing us at imwhatsonline@gmail.com.

In this episode of the WOP, Ryan makes his return and talks about his whereabouts for the past couple weeks. Ian returns for another fun discussion and questions our sexuality. Kurt doesn't exactly knows where Albania and wants you to tell him where it is. Dan laughs about Mac Miller's death. Matt doesn't want to look worried. Email us if you beard looks weird at imwhatsonline@gmail.com

On this episode of the WOP, Ryan has declared missing from the podcast so the guys brought in Ian Darr-Johnson. Basically every banned topic has been brought up in this episode including: pee talk, porn talk, maybe music? Oh and boofing is a thing so look out for that. Did we miss any banned topics? Let us know at imwhatsonline@gmail.com. Also follow us on Facebook.

Ever just want to sit back, relax and enjoy time with your friends? Well we wanted to have an enjoyable relaxing podcast, rather than following our strict guidelines that we have set in place. So just enjoy this episode as much as we did and let us know what you like to do to relax at imwhatsonline@gmail.com.

On this episode on the WOP, David Frank returns from the swamps of Nashville! He came up for GenCon, the biggest gaming convention in town, and was given a mysterious tape from a homeless person. Matt wants to know more about juggalos, and David wants to humble brag the night away. Send us your favorite game or what you humble bragged about last at imwhatsonline@gmail.com

On this episode of the WOP, the guys find a mysterious cassette tape and old cassette player around the stairs of Dan's apartment. The tape consist of an old radio program called Incredibly Drunk Man! Ryan explains how he was recently abducted by aliens and was transported to a far away land. Dan has been watching a lot of Breaking Bad, for the first time, so he had to talk about that silly old show. Don't hate on celebrities that OD on drugs because you should be more supportive. Dan does another stand up segment, while afterwards the guys give terrible advice on the game of Russian Roulette. What would you do if Danny Devito were come up to you and poke you with a needle labeled AIDS? Let us know by emailing us at imwhatsonline@gmail.com

On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we start the conversation off by discussing the difference corn and maize. Do you know the difference? If you do email us at imwhatsonline@gmail.com. After taking a couple weeks off we finally return with great news...Tangled Headphones released their most recent EP, A New Sense! Listen to it today wherever you stream music. Ryan has been watching a lot of bad 80's horror movies, which caused him to start thinking about how there are so many movies that were title first & plot second. Kurt has continued to listen to bad local radio stations which made him have a lot of bird opinions. Dan performs a new stand up bit and he'd like you all to hear what he has to offer. We have a very special guest this episode that you won't even believe! 

As one season ends, another season begins. On this season of the WOP, Matt makes his magical return to the booth after being gone for far too long. He comes to help explain Kurt's 4th of July experience and even has a tale of how he got pranked hardcore! We have a special guest on this episode of the WOP, so special that the FBI has reached out to us to interrogate the guest. Luco Ruso is a infamous card dealer, dealing all kinds of damage to children's Pokemon and Magic the Gathering decks for years, steps in the booth to hopefully clear his name. Finally we have some fun in the booth by playing a new game, What The Pluck: True or Not True! Find out which news is true and which is not true. Do you still collect or deal cards? Let us know at imwhatsonline@gmail.com

It’s that time of year again! The sweet smell of BBQ, the loud explosions of fireworks, and Old Navy flag shirts. That’s right it’s 4th of July again and we are celebrating the only way we know how, by recording a podcast while Dan deals with a fire inside. We discuss our favorite 4th of July traditions including Old Navy flag shirts, cookouts, patriotism, parades and fireworks. Ryan comes to realization that American white culture is pretty boring, compares it to flour, while Kurt tells us all about the European cultures. We talk to a firefighter that came in to help Dan fight the fire and the firefighter gives us some great advice. Also Matt is dead.

On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we bring on Mac again for another glorious episode! We talk about how cool old horror cartoons were and how well does old content hold up. Are you scared to go back to old Internet classics to see if they are still great or do they suck now? Do you listen to classic rock on your workplace's radio? We think there should be different classic rock songs on the radio, but the stations don't like our suggestions enough so they play the same hour's worth of music every hour. Sadly, we get into the dark subject of death, more specifically celebrities death. Anthony Bourdain. We each discuss which celebrities death's hit our heart strings the hardest. Which celebrity death punched your emotions in the face? Let us know at imwhatsonline@gmail.com

You all remember Jimi, right? The man with the voice of a soul angel. Well we brought him back for round 2 and he has a lot to say about food. We also talk about the forbidden topic of music, however this time we are discussing our favorite fictional bands! What else do you need to know? Just listen to the episode already.

Do you hear that sweet sweet molasses? Your ears are probably dripping wax from those tasty sound wavves. Now I know what you are thinking, what is causing these eargasms? Well it’s our special guest Jimi’s voice thats causing your head panties to drop. So come on down and listen to some boys tell some stories, you know it’s what ma would want from you.

Once again the WOP boys find themselves listening to Dan give another stand up update, a stand-update you may say. After realizing that the mall is just the same old same old, the boys discuss how ThinkGeek is just the Big Bang Theory retail store. Matt doesn’t know about Laurel or Yanny so he gets schooled with some knowledge and then takes the test himself, no notes included. Matt also discusses his thoughts on the pyramids and how they are spaceships that brought koala’s to earth from a distant planet and now these cuddly little creatures are stoned off their asses in our atmosphere! To close out the show, ya boys share their most embarrassing poopy play by plays. Have you ever pooped at work? Let us know by emailing us at imwhatsonline@gmail.com today!

It’s Cinco De Mayo and you know what that means! On this episode we discuss our favorite Mexican imports, spoiler: it’s mostly food. David makes his glorious telephone return to WOP and gives us a little update on how Nashville life is after visiting us in Indy. Find out whats wrong with Matt and what he doesn’t remember from his birthday! And finally a sand storm takes us all by surprise and we stumble across a magic lamp with a very special guest. Send us your favorite Mexican imports today by emailing us at imwhatsonline@gmail.com

Let’s keep this short and sweet. Dan, Matt and Ryan each try hosting the podcast after Kurt was kidnapped and taken away to…Michigan! imwhatsonline@gmail.com

On this episode of WOP, we reboot the show by giving compliments and hugging it out. Are you afraid of the dark? Or clowns? How about spiders? We discuss evolutionary phobias while finding out what really scares our team. A blue, a gay. a fierce, and an angry walk into a podcast booth. CBD News presents Breaking News: Hungry Teenagers, Zombies? Everybody has pet peeves, and we want to find out yours! Email your pet peeves to imwhatsonline@gmail.com.

On this episode of WOP, Matt & Ryan go to Comic Con! They tell their tails of seeing Furries, lots of them. Potato Salad. Dan gives us an update on his stand up and takes a stab at hosting the second half. He brings in his old friend Abner, who works for a small and large claims court that specializes in Marvel Superhero cases. Hulk ends up calling Abner to discuss business expenses. The gang also shares a few of their favorite albums. Email us your favorite albums today at imwhatsonline@gmail.com.

On this episode of WOP, we discuss nipples which turns into story-time about Luke. You remember Luke from the earlier episodes, right? We have some good stories about him we really want you to hear. If you don't know Luke you will, he loves eating deodorant & lotion, putting wrenches on his nipples, inhaling burps and blowing back to you. Can you take a wild guess what this pug did? Have you heard Yakety Sax because we love to hear from you if you have! Email us today at imwhatsonline@gmail.com

Don't go full crunchy peanut butter, always be smooth. Do you know what Wooks are? If not then you are going to find out what these things are! We also talk about the subculture of Crust Punks. Matt didn't like the first half, but whatever don't let that fool you! Bird Opinions came with a game this time. We brought a guest into the studio so you'll have to check out what he has to say! Also we get into a serious topic, so be prepared to listen to us discuss Equal Opportunity, aaaaaand then back to the silliez! We would love to hear from you so make sure you email us at imwhatsonlnine@gmail.com!

Dan went to jail and did stand up within 2 weeks! He was very excited about the stand up portion. Give him a golf clap for that story. Back and forth to the podcast. Are you ready for some What The Pluck because you’re gonna get it! Oh also 4 dudes talk about Bad Dragons, google at your own risk, for a couple minutes. Please sponsor us Bad Dragon. This episode has been sponsored by Hamm’s Beer & Kamchatka: when you have a lot of friends but don’t care about them.

Just as a head's up, if a cop asks if your fatty is full of the devil's lettuce just let him know that you had no side salad. Prepare yourself for this summer's hottest new teen movie: Furry Teen Wolf! The family fun film about a teenager going to his first furry convention but ends up laying with a real werewolf, becoming a Furry Teen Wolf! Listen to find out what happens next! Today's episode was brought to you by Sloshatil: get drunk off anything.

It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? Oh, no! Not… I– I– I can’t say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply… What’s Online Podcast!

First we talk horror movies, why we like em, and briefly explaining some. Then we try our hand at some full on improv. We’re online, and so is the site. Whatsonlinepodcast.com imwhatsonline@gmail.com

Oh god, I edited this like a week ago and I don’t quite remember the a bulk of what happens, but something I’ll never forget is the conspiracy theory Matt invents. That and all more! ..what? ‘sonlinepodcast.com Are we not talkin about what you wanna hear about? First of all, sorry, second of all, email us then beanface! imwhatsonline@gmail.com

We inform, we speculate, and we form conscious opinions. New year, new.. us? We have legitimate conversations about “The Champs” podcast, and the Louie CK scandal. Is this what real podcasting is like? Tell us @ your computer desk @ your house or @ your office or @ your workplace @ Imwhatsonline@gmail.com Wherever you are, just be happy to be there.

Hey look, finally an easy reference date. I’ts the last Saturday of 2017. We talk new years resolutions, brothers, and apparently a quick delve into Dan and Kurt’s past. Only that, not shit else, 30 min episode folks. (I accidentally deleted part 2, let’s hope it was bad and move on) Imwhatsonline@gmail.com And hey… thanks.

It’s Season 2, we made it, and we celebrate by talking what really counts as a “furry” and our hypothetical “fursonas”. If you tolerate that half, we come back for intoxicated improv. All that and, well, pretty much just that actually. Imwhatsonline@gmail.com Thanks.

It’s the Season 1 Finale and Kurt couldn’t be more upset and the gang couldn’t take him less seriously. Find out all the detes, but no dates, in this episode of the What’s Online Podcast. Email us at Imwhatsonline@gmail.com And buckle up for Season 2 where we do pretty much the same thing. Thanks.

It’s the Halloween Episode, and we’re doin it all halloween-y, Boo! Its the whats in the graveyard podcast!

You’ll never guess who’s here in this eppy dep, david, its david, i mean, i titled it “the david trilogy” think he’ll be back next week? no, i called it “trilogy” and “part 3” after this hes gonezo, outski, audi 5000, ipvas, dipset, no more, dispersed, vacated, like a cancelled RSVP. Speaking of ppl not bein on the podcast… Ryan couldnt make it this week… …..(ಥ﹏ಥ) whatsonlinepodcastdotcom

F**k man, idk, we probably shoot the shit for like an hr, oh yeah, Davids there in person this time. Kurt can draw it too.

Dan's looking for a job, Kurt talks Fat-Kid music, and Matt learns about Szechuan sauce. Later, We phone a friend, Ryans got a new installment of WTP, and we finish out "Mystery Science Theater" style. Whooo Boy, it's good'n -WhatsOnlinePodcast(.com)

Matt's ready, Dan's not, and Ryan's Cheeky Nandos. Later, we talk Adult Swim, Naruto runs, and DJ Khaled gets Kurt's seal of approval. All that, in this weeks episode of the WhatsOnlinePodcast

No conversation holds for more than 5 minutes in this funfilled extravaganza! Its the WhatsOnlinePodcast

Mcgregor and Mayweather ring the bell as we start up, we make our predictions and talk comic con, read involuntary celibacy qoutes, and beards come up a few times and Kurt goes to Qdoba. You heard it here months after the fight happened first on the WhatsOnlinePodcast

Matts coworker probably won't be called that soon, a detective is the prime suspect in this crazy case, and a new installment of WTP! where we hear about a Toetally awesome pub. All that, all of it, its all in here.

It’s Dan’s birthday and the fellas got him dead air! We plan our lifeless bodies fates, and a new edition of WTP! all that and like 20 minutes off other stuff in this episode of the Whatsonlinepodcast

Kurt brings his friend, Ryan introduces a new segment, and Matts wasted. All that, previously mentioned, and more in this episode of the WhatsOnlinePodcast

Tonight we drink more than planned, get a message from a sponsor and Kurt gets a massage from Matt. Along with mancaves and game hunters, find out why else Ryan is just happy to be there in this installment of the WhatsOnlinePodcast.

A Wasp and a kilt, Dans wrong, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and ghosts?! Mostly just that in this edition of the WhatsOnlinePodcast.

Fidget spinners, rompers, an endurance trainer, Dans booty-hole, and Marios secret life? All in this installment of The WOP!

Starting small here in episode 1. Meet 2 of the 4 of us, then 2 not us, then 1 more us. Its a good-n.