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Wake and Bake: Chetek! #wnbc

Wake and Bake: Chetek! #wnbc

By Captain Cavepunk

It's 4 AM and you're awake. You want to get together with some close friends and get blazed. But you're too old now and they've decided to get their precious sleep. You have work in three hours.

Or maybe its 4 AM and you're a shithead who's been up all night. It's time for bed but you just need to sit down and unwind first.

There is someone out there who delibrately went to bed at 9 PM to get up especially for this event.

An employer looking for dirt or a flirty cop trying to get the lowdown, an ex sniffing around for alimony ammunition... there is room for all types to join the six.

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Wake and Bake: Chetek! #wnbcFeb 27, 2023

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Fat Dracula

Fat Dracula

You know this roll is about to get slow when Slow Your Roll returns to hear the premiere of a new LunchMEYER voice. THAT’S RIGHT NOT A HOAX NOT A DREAM Lunchmeat has locked himself in a room and watched almost all of a six year old show starring Hank Azaria and has a new vocal pattern as a result. Don’t worry folks he’s still the same old Lunchmeat you’d love to meet. Red holds on by his fingernails for a few mins there.
Aug 22, 202301:01:37
Booty Heat

Booty Heat

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM. This week some of the #wokeboys rate some gas station wings, try to figure out if Trump is going to be in jail or president, and Boatz steps in to field listener questions ALL THIS AND THEY TRY TO RECALL SPORTS TOO.
Aug 07, 202349:16
Days are gone

Days are gone

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! When Trent throws his back out BOAT-Z is suspiciously prepared to fill in, U Sogy calls in with a update, Red gives a Barbie review and Lunchmeat has a new recipe at the end of this episode for all you eagle ears. Trust us folks this is one you don’t want to miss
Jul 26, 202352:40
Will Sasso’s Ass-o and the FOURTH OF JULY SMOKSTRAVANGANZA!

Will Sasso’s Ass-o and the FOURTH OF JULY SMOKSTRAVANGANZA!

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM and join us this Monday morning as Trent has a pleasant encounter with the police, Lunchmeat shares his favorite way to cook a carrot and Red spoils the first 5 minutes of The Flash movie without saying SPOILER ALERT pretty early on, I hope you listeners actually read these descriptions.
Jul 03, 202301:18:27
Trent Trousers!

Trent Trousers!

The wokeboys are back at it PRESS PLAY AT 4AM to hear the latest in Zelda, an Indy Instant: the Scoop on Shia, Trent evades the police, Lunchmeat doesn’t go to Aquafest!, DRINK HIS PISS is the new chant, Lunchmeat’s fake work vacation proposal, Trent takes down reality TV and TRENT TANK is born! (stay tuned) WILL TRENT INVEST? (stay tuned), NEW SEGMENT are the wokeboys older/younger than Leo DiCaprio?, TRIAL OF THE WOMEN GHOSTBUSTERS, Trent can build a house by himself, Martha Stewart is Megan Foxy, a Beowulf review, Cat drowns Squirrels and REDS DISGUSTING DIET! ALL THIS AND MORE ON AN ALL NEW #wnbc
Jun 12, 202301:28:14
Speedy Gonzalez Erasure

Speedy Gonzalez Erasure

Press play at 4AM and get the latest because on this show the boys are woke and giving you the latest in society, world events and popular culture (but never until the back half). Lunchmeat sees a doctor! Trent has a brush with a cop and Red learns about the Trump thing going on. All this plus Sports! On the ALL NEW #wnbc!
May 22, 202301:09:18
Mr. Poppins and the FIVE YEARS OF #wnbc THE 4/20 EPISODE

Mr. Poppins and the FIVE YEARS OF #wnbc THE 4/20 EPISODE

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Apr 20, 202301:08:11
ROCK TALK

ROCK TALK

PRESS PLAY AT 4 AM… because the #wokeboys of Easter have risen to give you a special episode to aid you through that early morning Easter poop. We memorialize some fallen heroes, talk about what’s new in sports, DON’T talk about what’s in our pizzes, and then in the Aftershow the boys whip them out and talk kidney stones.
Apr 10, 202301:06:05
The Big Roast

The Big Roast

AT 4AM JUST PRESS PLAY. This is the one you eagle-ears have been waiting for… THE ROAST OF GRITTY. Also! Complete WRESTLEMANIA coverage! Lunchmeat pitches ideas at ANDREW DICE CLAY Red has a close call and gets a lecture but please don’t tell anyone and Trent has big plans to make this year’s the best 4/20 EPISODE yet!
Apr 03, 202301:12:32
The Pigloo

The Pigloo

This week at 4am COCAINE BEAR MONTH CONTINUES when Red freezes on picking a mascot to roast for the second week in a row, the wokeboys give advice on eating out for the first time, PLUS a progress report with fan favorite U-SOGGY! Trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss
Mar 06, 202301:09:19
ACCIDENTALLY EXTRA LONG

ACCIDENTALLY EXTRA LONG

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Feb 27, 202301:14:42
Howlin’ and Prowlin’ on Capitol Hill: DC EDITION

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PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! This latest installment of #wnbc has the #wokeboys cover RED’S BUISNESS TRIP TO DC blow by blow. Also THE BIG GAME, YELLOWSTONEVERSE YODELS and what got BACK TO THE FUTURE FANS all shook up.
Feb 13, 202301:01:47
Cat Scratch Fever

Cat Scratch Fever

PRESS PLAY AT 3:56AM. This week the wokeboys cover the latest in cat crime and cat crime prevention, pants on mascots, new segments “RED’S REMINDERS” he mentions a book he once read, REBOOT ROUNDUP asks a question of The Connors and Lunchmeat once again brings up sex with a water heater. Trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.
Jan 30, 202301:18:15
MLK Streets

MLK Streets

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! This week the #wokeboys start (or finish) your day covering the latest in sports (Red saw the dolphin game on mute), Trent gives sound financial advice (buy low, but sell HIGH) Lunchmeat shares concerns about the future of beef, plus interview with Gnarly Farley!
Jan 16, 202301:02:53
Brisky Business: RED’S ROCKIN’ NEW YEAR IN REVIEW

Brisky Business: RED’S ROCKIN’ NEW YEAR IN REVIEW

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM as the #wokeboys attempt to recall the latest in news, sports, finance and politics. Lunchmeat recommends a new intern, Trent shares what he would do with shapeshifting abilities and Red struggles to remember two things that happened this year.
Jan 09, 202301:12:19
The Christmas Cut

The Christmas Cut

PRESS PLAY AT 3:59 AM! The #wokeboys stay up late and get up early to deliver the latest HOLIDAY EVENT: THE BELOVED X-MAS EXTRAVAGANZA. We snitch ON the police by 4:10 then the party can begin… A VISIT FROM SANTA, VIOLENT NIGHT REVIEW, AVATER PRIMER, WHAT DOES GWEN PALTROW’S CANDLE SMELL LIKE AND FOR THE FIRST TIME TRENT’S SEXY MOVE TIME! Trust us, folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.
Dec 19, 202201:19:25
Afraid to Parade

Afraid to Parade

After a period of horsing around the wokeboys get back to doing what do best. Waking up or staying up until 4 AM and hosting a show where we can do that thing we don’t tell on ourselves for doing in Wisconsin at the twenty minute mark.
Dec 05, 202201:05:01
Boofcoin Buyout!

Boofcoin Buyout!

The crash and collapse of boofcoin and the concurrent boofcoin stadium leads to questions from the IRS, Trent shares the perfect cocktail blend to bowl a 150 and Lunchmeat rises from the ashes, trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.
Nov 21, 202259:39
 Return of the Pack

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Nov 07, 202201:01:49
Dumpkin!

Dumpkin!

A very special Halloween episode for your Monday morning holiday. The baitboys invent new holiday pranks, rate the Sanderson sisters by how hot they are and calculate how rich Charles Manson is
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Who’s mom is it anyway?: The Halloween Special!

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Red takes a big swing and introduces a concept for a very special episode that doesn’t go anywhere, Trent does some solid impressions and Tom talks TV!
Oct 23, 202249:02
Top Secret! Don’t listen!

Top Secret! Don’t listen!

Top secret!!!
Oct 17, 202200:59
Illusion of Radio

Illusion of Radio

Tom Wolfe has his hands full when Red Rocker stops being so precious and does some damn editing for once and Trent Trout steps aside to let Rosie Snapper try her luck on the show.
Oct 10, 202252:39
Stinky Pickles: The Return of Boat-Z

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Oct 03, 202201:14:27
Tall Tales about Ryan Reynolds and other fishing stories

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The baitboys regroup once again at scenic Lake WANNAPEEPEE to discuss lake legalities, boat fighting, fishing, and karate hospital scenes. Plus Tom chums the lake, Trent recommends a podcast and the thrilling return of SPORTSMINUTE!
Sep 19, 202201:10:60
Call me, Boat-Z!

Call me, Boat-Z!

After last weeks podcast recommendation Tom Wolfe programs the boat with a new co-host AI…BOAT-Z! but when all it was taught was whatever was in Tom Wolfe’s Private Hard Drive and one episode of a Charles Manson podcast things quickly take a turn for the homoerotic.
Aug 24, 202201:00:04
TOM WOLFE: OVERBOARD PART ONE

TOM WOLFE: OVERBOARD PART ONE

THE EARLY FISHER CATCHES THE BIRD WITH THE WORM TO CATCH A FISH all is a long way of saying this is the pod where the worlds greatest fish catchers share their knowledge but pay attention to the clues because this episode has an ending you don’t want to miss!
Aug 22, 202201:15:58
Teaser Trailer!

Teaser Trailer!

As we prepare to cast off in this new direction Red Rocker attempts to attract listeners.
Aug 04, 202200:57
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Aug 01, 202252:41
4/20/22 100th EPISODE SPECTACULAR: BOOFSTOCK!

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As it began so did it finish Lunchmeat and Red Rocker conquer physical and meta space to host a 4:20 on 4/20 with warm visits from old friends and a super special surprise guest at the end TRUST US FOLKS THIS IS ONE YOURE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS.
Apr 20, 202250:38
Emilogue: One Take Magic

Emilogue: One Take Magic

It’s episode 99(!) and the wokeboys wanted to give you six listeners something sweet… ITS THE MUSICAL EPISODE! All original music written and performed by the wokeboys!
Apr 03, 202253:49
Mardi Gras Memories

Mardi Gras Memories

Fat Crusher returns to speculate on the whereabouts of missing host Jimmy Gump Funk presumed still at large. Fat Lunchmeat weighs his balls and Fat Rocker learns about current events. Trust us folks this is one you’re not gonna want to miss.
Mar 06, 202201:00:02
NEW HOST ROAST

NEW HOST ROAST

Jimmy goes missing just before the Barnacle Day Super Bowl Special but alas THE SHOW MUST GO ON and from those ashes rises NEW LISTENER AND SUPERFAN Skull Crusher to tap his toe into #wnbc lore
Feb 20, 202254:54
THE A-GAME

THE A-GAME

After last weeks sound snafus Jimmy Gump Funk gets new sound equipment… AND IT WORKS and that’s not all that’s new on our ROAD TO ONE HUNDRED PREAMBLE! Listen in as the #wokeboys discuss their hatred of tall men and the women who love them, the things they love in their pizzez and the fall of boofcoin. Trust us folks this is one you’re not gonna want to miss.
Feb 07, 202257:46
FUNKISODE: the stealth Louie Anderson tribute

FUNKISODE: the stealth Louie Anderson tribute

It’s a FUNK takeover! Anything can happen when Jimmy Gump Funk takes over hosting (for a week) and does a pretty solid job in a tough week. PLUS! SPORTS! FINANCE! and all your favorite CELEBRITY DEATHS… IN ONE PLACE #wnbc
Jan 23, 202201:06:58
NYD CHALICE DROP 2022

NYD CHALICE DROP 2022

(press play at 3:15) IT’S THE CHALICE DROP 2022 so you know what that means… the wokeboys are working overtime to undo the CHALICE CURSE as they have unsuccessfully done these past 3 years, The guests are all booked and the chalice is glistening with a deck this stacked what’s a few missing cards? But will it be boner? Or blunder?
Jan 01, 202201:06:53
Life after the Interview: JIMMY CLAPS BACK

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Dec 19, 202144:39
Sledder Weather: THE MICK FOLEY INTERVIEW

Sledder Weather: THE MICK FOLEY INTERVIEW

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Dec 13, 202140:42
HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS 3: BACKSLIDE

HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS 3: BACKSLIDE

Red Rocker pulls himself across the floor to the record but will he make it in time? Lunchmeat does a questionable set to cover for the lost time and Jimmy Gump Funk is mostly pleasant to be around. (episode starts at 4:20)
Dec 05, 202154:08
Seven of Six.

Seven of Six.

A new listener creates a wave of frenzy in the grinders den as the wokeboys attempt to take the show seriously, Jimmy is uncharacteristically sober and well rested, and the underhours ends with a focus on finance?
Nov 22, 202101:15:44
Boofermatic!

Boofermatic!

A new SMOKELINE premieres on its maiden voyage with a question that shakes the #wokeboys to their cores #butfirst! Bacon for Breakfast! SportsMinute! New Contest Announcements! All this and more… at dawn!
Nov 14, 202101:09:33
Don’t Promise Your Ghost Too Soon.

Don’t Promise Your Ghost Too Soon.

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Oct 31, 202101:17:08
Unknown Alias

Unknown Alias

Doctor Dead Rocker has risen, Lord Lunchmeat is acendent and Jimmy Gump Funk walked 3.5 miles to a pinball museum that turned out to be closed. What can we say? Its another meat and potatoes episode you're not gonna want to miss.
Jan 31, 202101:17:37
Dread of the Doctor

Dread of the Doctor

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Jan 24, 202101:31:16
LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS! (bka how to get out of a hook)

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How To Eat Fried Worms 2

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Jan 13, 202157:46
Annual Review

Annual Review

Dread Rocker announces massive layoffs starting with himself as the numbers are in and they are terrible. The six have abandoned us and the six are us. The Road to 100 begins here!
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Dec 21, 202058:36
The X-Mas Countdown Continues

The X-Mas Countdown Continues

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Dec 15, 202001:09:13
Holidays on the High Seas

Holidays on the High Seas

While Jimmy Gump Funk slunbers in an alcoholic daze his phone in and out of range, Dread Rocker gets extra shitty, and in a bizarre turn Lunchmeat reveals he doesn't really enjoy drinking anymore and would actually like to be called Kenneth from now on.
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