Wake and Bake: Chetek! #wnbc

Trent Trout returns and dealing from an all new deck! LunchMIRE returns with a very special sports report. And Red Rocker edited it?🤷‍♂️ Trust us folks, this is one you’re not going to want to miss…

You know this roll is about to get slow when Slow Your Roll returns to hear the premiere of a new LunchMEYER voice. THAT’S RIGHT NOT A HOAX NOT A DREAM Lunchmeat has locked himself in a room and watched almost all of a six year old show starring Hank Azaria and has a new vocal pattern as a result. Don’t worry folks he’s still the same old Lunchmeat you’d love to meet. Red holds on by his fingernails for a few mins there.

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM. This week some of the #wokeboys rate some gas station wings, try to figure out if Trump is going to be in jail or president, and Boatz steps in to field listener questions ALL THIS AND THEY TRY TO RECALL SPORTS TOO.

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! When Trent throws his back out BOAT-Z is suspiciously prepared to fill in, U Sogy calls in with a update, Red gives a Barbie review and Lunchmeat has a new recipe at the end of this episode for all you eagle ears. Trust us folks this is one you don’t want to miss

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM and join us this Monday morning as Trent has a pleasant encounter with the police, Lunchmeat shares his favorite way to cook a carrot and Red spoils the first 5 minutes of The Flash movie without saying SPOILER ALERT pretty early on, I hope you listeners actually read these descriptions.

The wokeboys are back at it PRESS PLAY AT 4AM to hear the latest in Zelda, an Indy Instant: the Scoop on Shia, Trent evades the police, Lunchmeat doesn’t go to Aquafest!, DRINK HIS PISS is the new chant, Lunchmeat’s fake work vacation proposal, Trent takes down reality TV and TRENT TANK is born! (stay tuned) WILL TRENT INVEST? (stay tuned), NEW SEGMENT are the wokeboys older/younger than Leo DiCaprio?, TRIAL OF THE WOMEN GHOSTBUSTERS, Trent can build a house by himself, Martha Stewart is Megan Foxy, a Beowulf review, Cat drowns Squirrels and REDS DISGUSTING DIET! ALL THIS AND MORE ON AN ALL NEW #wnbc

Press play at 4AM and get the latest because on this show the boys are woke and giving you the latest in society, world events and popular culture (but never until the back half). Lunchmeat sees a doctor! Trent has a brush with a cop and Red learns about the Trump thing going on. All this plus Sports! On the ALL NEW #wnbc!

Celebrate FIVE YEARS of constant successes and zero misses with the #wokeboys to hear if and how they woke up, a very special guest interview, and they discuss the meaning of 4/20 in 2023.

PRESS PLAY AT 4 AM… because the #wokeboys of Easter have risen to give you a special episode to aid you through that early morning Easter poop. We memorialize some fallen heroes, talk about what’s new in sports, DON’T talk about what’s in our pizzes, and then in the Aftershow the boys whip them out and talk kidney stones.

AT 4AM JUST PRESS PLAY. This is the one you eagle-ears have been waiting for… THE ROAST OF GRITTY. Also! Complete WRESTLEMANIA coverage! Lunchmeat pitches ideas at ANDREW DICE CLAY Red has a close call and gets a lecture but please don’t tell anyone and Trent has big plans to make this year’s the best 4/20 EPISODE yet!

This week at 4am COCAINE BEAR MONTH CONTINUES when Red freezes on picking a mascot to roast for the second week in a row, the wokeboys give advice on eating out for the first time, PLUS a progress report with fan favorite U-SOGGY! Trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss

The #wokeboys wake up with an extra big one on their hands. Trent gives his honest opinion about The Rock (he’s a fan), Lunchmeat tries to figure out what’s better than a cocaine bear and Red falls asleep for a little while, trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! This latest installment of #wnbc has the #wokeboys cover RED’S BUISNESS TRIP TO DC blow by blow. Also THE BIG GAME, YELLOWSTONEVERSE YODELS and what got BACK TO THE FUTURE FANS all shook up.

PRESS PLAY AT 3:56AM. This week the wokeboys cover the latest in cat crime and cat crime prevention, pants on mascots, new segments “RED’S REMINDERS” he mentions a book he once read, REBOOT ROUNDUP asks a question of The Connors and Lunchmeat once again brings up sex with a water heater. Trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! This week the #wokeboys start (or finish) your day covering the latest in sports (Red saw the dolphin game on mute), Trent gives sound financial advice (buy low, but sell HIGH) Lunchmeat shares concerns about the future of beef, plus interview with Gnarly Farley!

PRESS PLAY AT 4AM as the #wokeboys attempt to recall the latest in news, sports, finance and politics. Lunchmeat recommends a new intern, Trent shares what he would do with shapeshifting abilities and Red struggles to remember two things that happened this year.

PRESS PLAY AT 3:59 AM! The #wokeboys stay up late and get up early to deliver the latest HOLIDAY EVENT: THE BELOVED X-MAS EXTRAVAGANZA. We snitch ON the police by 4:10 then the party can begin… A VISIT FROM SANTA, VIOLENT NIGHT REVIEW, AVATER PRIMER, WHAT DOES GWEN PALTROW’S CANDLE SMELL LIKE AND FOR THE FIRST TIME TRENT’S SEXY MOVE TIME! Trust us, folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.

After a period of horsing around the wokeboys get back to doing what do best. Waking up or staying up until 4 AM and hosting a show where we can do that thing we don’t tell on ourselves for doing in Wisconsin at the twenty minute mark.

The crash and collapse of boofcoin and the concurrent boofcoin stadium leads to questions from the IRS, Trent shares the perfect cocktail blend to bowl a 150 and Lunchmeat rises from the ashes, trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.

Out of the mist there stands a man… with two other men who make sense of this crazy week the only way they know. TOTAL PODCAST COVERAGE. That includes, BAR GOSSIP, BACON FOR BREAKFAST, SPORTSMINUTE, plus POLITICS, SOCIETY AND SPECIAL GUESTS

A very special Halloween episode for your Monday morning holiday. The baitboys invent new holiday pranks, rate the Sanderson sisters by how hot they are and calculate how rich Charles Manson is

Red takes a big swing and introduces a concept for a very special episode that doesn’t go anywhere, Trent does some solid impressions and Tom talks TV!

Top secret!!!

Tom Wolfe has his hands full when Red Rocker stops being so precious and does some damn editing for once and Trent Trout steps aside to let Rosie Snapper try her luck on the show.

THIS WEEK! ON WAKE AND BAIT! Trent Trout tussles with the return of an overbearing AI, tells a joke, and recommends a podcast. Tom Wolfe spoils TOP GUN: MAVERICK and Red Rocker attempts an edit. Trust us folks, this is one you’re not going to want to miss.

The baitboys regroup once again at scenic Lake WANNAPEEPEE to discuss lake legalities, boat fighting, fishing, and karate hospital scenes. Plus Tom chums the lake, Trent recommends a podcast and the thrilling return of SPORTSMINUTE!

After last weeks podcast recommendation Tom Wolfe programs the boat with a new co-host AI…BOAT-Z! but when all it was taught was whatever was in Tom Wolfe’s Private Hard Drive and one episode of a Charles Manson podcast things quickly take a turn for the homoerotic.

THE EARLY FISHER CATCHES THE BIRD WITH THE WORM TO CATCH A FISH all is a long way of saying this is the pod where the worlds greatest fish catchers share their knowledge but pay attention to the clues because this episode has an ending you don’t want to miss!

As we prepare to cast off in this new direction Red Rocker attempts to attract listeners.

RED ROCKER returns with fellow #baitboys TOM WOLFE and TRENT TROUT early to prep the boat with the essentials, some old recording equipment, fishing stuff I suppose and of course… to share the secrets of their tackle.

As it began so did it finish Lunchmeat and Red Rocker conquer physical and meta space to host a 4:20 on 4/20 with warm visits from old friends and a super special surprise guest at the end TRUST US FOLKS THIS IS ONE YOURE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS.

It’s episode 99(!) and the wokeboys wanted to give you six listeners something sweet… ITS THE MUSICAL EPISODE! All original music written and performed by the wokeboys!

Fat Crusher returns to speculate on the whereabouts of missing host Jimmy Gump Funk presumed still at large. Fat Lunchmeat weighs his balls and Fat Rocker learns about current events. Trust us folks this is one you’re not gonna want to miss.

Jimmy goes missing just before the Barnacle Day Super Bowl Special but alas THE SHOW MUST GO ON and from those ashes rises NEW LISTENER AND SUPERFAN Skull Crusher to tap his toe into #wnbc lore

After last weeks sound snafus Jimmy Gump Funk gets new sound equipment… AND IT WORKS and that’s not all that’s new on our ROAD TO ONE HUNDRED PREAMBLE! Listen in as the #wokeboys discuss their hatred of tall men and the women who love them, the things they love in their pizzez and the fall of boofcoin. Trust us folks this is one you’re not gonna want to miss.

It’s a FUNK takeover! Anything can happen when Jimmy Gump Funk takes over hosting (for a week) and does a pretty solid job in a tough week. PLUS! SPORTS! FINANCE! and all your favorite CELEBRITY DEATHS… IN ONE PLACE #wnbc

(press play at 3:15) IT’S THE CHALICE DROP 2022 so you know what that means… the wokeboys are working overtime to undo the CHALICE CURSE as they have unsuccessfully done these past 3 years, The guests are all booked and the chalice is glistening with a deck this stacked what’s a few missing cards? But will it be boner? Or blunder?

Don’t call it a clap back, it’s the depressing X-Mas one before the cheerful X-mas one. Red is in a foul mood, Lunchmeat is fried and Jimmy is mostly inaudible.

THE WAIT IS OVER! The road to 100 continues in the X-Mas preamble! Cactus Jack himself stops by for his much hyped #wnbc appearance… but where is Jimmy???

Red Rocker pulls himself across the floor to the record but will he make it in time? Lunchmeat does a questionable set to cover for the lost time and Jimmy Gump Funk is mostly pleasant to be around. (episode starts at 4:20)

A new listener creates a wave of frenzy in the grinders den as the wokeboys attempt to take the show seriously, Jimmy is uncharacteristically sober and well rested, and the underhours ends with a focus on finance?

A new SMOKELINE premieres on its maiden voyage with a question that shakes the #wokeboys to their cores #butfirst! Bacon for Breakfast! SportsMinute! New Contest Announcements! All this and more… at dawn!

Kicking off the dust in a new kind of way #wnbc is back and IT’S THE NEW 911! Just dial (563) 949-1169 for the new new snitchline. TOP STORY: THE REAL RED’S STORY, PLUS: another review of DUNE, our gross reunion and even grosser restaurant pitches.

Doctor Dead Rocker has risen, Lord Lunchmeat is acendent and Jimmy Gump Funk walked 3.5 miles to a pinball museum that turned out to be closed. What can we say? Its another meat and potatoes episode you're not gonna want to miss.

Don't think of it as another tired reboot! Its more like a regeneration as the Doctor pulls himself back together, Lord Ash Lad tries on a new moniker and they both teach Jimmy Gump Funk a thing or two about hitting the fastball. All this and more on the All-New, All-Different Grindfathered!!!

Jimmy hits the scene LIVE IN LAS VEGAS! on a Wednesday morning during covid to find out if he is a financial submissive. PLUS! the usual stuff.

In a shocking first Dread Rocker takes a suggestion that derails the release of the episode, in fact he has no recollection of it at all but we're recording the next one in 3 hours so it is what it is.

Dread Rocker announces massive layoffs starting with himself as the numbers are in and they are terrible. The six have abandoned us and the six are us. The Road to 100 begins here!

Naked and afraid Santa Claus pulls himself into the Grinder's Den for warmth and as a temporary distraction from his current predicament. Ellen makes a first time appearance, Chaplin might be a creep, and maybe too much sports(?) All this plus much more in the 2020 X-mas X-travaganza!

It wouldn't be the holidays without a little melancholy and this episode deals it out in spades when Jimmy Gump Funk goes missing and the newest hog heaven creep is revealed... no thanks to the #wokeboyz? Lunchmeat and Dread Rocker double check the math and find the clues everywhere. Plus we gush over how great Iron Eagle 4 is?