WOE.BEGONE

It didn't hurt.

[Warning: This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Loud noise timestamp: 8:47 - 8:52 

Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

Lyrics:

I’m not afraid

Of the endless days,

One eye open as I float along

The surface keeping guard,

And I hope I’m wrong

That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon

And I wonder what it is you see

A core beyond the pageantry.

At this point I might be

A relegated curiosity

An oddity from your past

Would you look at me?

"Would you look at that!"

Hoarfrost in the morning

Surely some must die

Freezing over overnight

But I’ll donate my warmth and

My hands will keep you safe

The cold will wither while we wait

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

How do they handle it?

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

How do I handle it?

You are casting shadows with your blood,

I see them when I plunge,

If I can smell you in the ocean,

Then they can smell you in the ocean,

Eliminate the feeble consciousness

That gave me confidence to kill,

Instinct over will,

Diamond against diamond you are

Mercifu,l I will

Grab you in my jaws to hold you.

I will grab you in my jaws to hold you,

But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you.

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if you want the ball thrown, you gotta bring it back.

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blind hands on different parts of the elephant.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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21:53 - 22:06

23:02 - 23:15

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i'm looking for a fella, name of mike walters?

Loud Noise Warning: 25:11 - 25:14

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you protest with whatever you have.

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ahoy there!

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I hope you're reading this.

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Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!"

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Are you ready?

Loud noise timestamp: 46:31 - 46:45

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Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace.

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Ornery.

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Loud noise warning: 19:26 - 19:31

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There are a million mysteries inside of Oldbrush Valley. Marissa and Ravi are going to get to the bottom of at least one of them.

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Thanks to the wonders of time travel, there are finally more than 24 hours per day to get things done. Dreaming can wait. Who knows what's possible if you break the traditional 24 hour day and set your own hours? And that's not even the wildest part!

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Where are we going? This is supposed to be our time off.

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I was fond of telling you

anything that you would tell me to

I can tell where anything is buried

notches in a forked branch

can’t you see

the dowsing is pointing me

collecting underground

filling in and filing out

right into the leaves

obfuscating holes in ground

looking up from the trap that you set

let me out, you cowards, I’m not finished it

knowing I could find you anywhere

I took a souvenir

and I got out of there

knowing I could find you anywhere

made it easy to forget

who I used to be when I said

what I meant

I thought that once I mourned it would be gone

but I was wrong

it stretches to the forest I came out of

weathered any storm in those trees

comfort from the infinitesimality

that clings to me

now without you

it all falls apart

not above dealing damage myself I

cut them down and piled them up to keep me dry

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It's all connected. Or it isn't. I've lost track.

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You've seen Mike, you've seen Mikey, you've seen Michael. Now, from the makers of the original Mike Walters comes the all-new, "improved," O.V.E.R. Mike!

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Timestamps:

Cat Clips Episode 4: 1:00

The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48

December Q&A: 28:58

COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34

The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36

Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19

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This New Math is starting to get out of hand. 

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We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be.

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Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.

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It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

(Next week will be an intermission episode. Season 5 starts on December 15th.)

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Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house.

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Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet.

[Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Skip the intro announcement: 1:37

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Mike's back. 

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Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska...

WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description.

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9:50 - 9:52

21:14 - 21:16

22:45 - 22:55

On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.

Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:

Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca)

WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com)

Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co)

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com)

The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com)

The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com)

The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com)

Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com)

Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com)

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey. 

8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.

16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE. 

27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.

CW: Violence, injury

35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.

CW: Death, drowning

44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.

52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.

Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).

CW: Discussion of murder and suicide

1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.

1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air. 

1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.

Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com).

Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).

Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado

https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259

One taught me love, one amputation, one killed a pig, I'm so amazing.

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Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one. 

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted. 

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An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one.

WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week. 

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Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option.

(Next week will be an intermission!)

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LOUD NOISES AT:

16:23 - 17:00

19:17 - 19:41

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Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder.

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Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs?

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Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them.

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Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. 

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. 

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WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure. 

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Lyrics:

Walking home I am a little tired

you would mistake me for anyone

It was a heavenly body before I was anything

I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me

in a desperate hum

I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm)

I was saying

the decline

was coming shortly

I can not predict the future

but I’m not trying

oh I’m not trying

I mean do you really have to wonder

what kind of person gets in so far?

The sky was streaked with anger

across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that

always ready to finish

dispossessed from an ending

I swear is near

It’s a miracle

transcended on the floor

where the dirt is

I am having too much

fun with it

I’m supposed to be serious

spilling out an infection into open wounds

the bark of a tree to cure what ails

I never intended to defend myself

I gave it what it wants and that was it

I gave it what it wants

and that was it.

I mean do you really have to wonder

what kind of person gets in so far?

The sky was streaked with anger

across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that

always ready to finish

dispossessed from an ending

I swear is near

Walking home I am a little tired

you would mistake me for anyone.

Where am I?

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

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Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it.

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

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This is a remake of episode 1 of WOE.BEGONE, "Participant Observation." I rewrote and rerecorded the episode to better reflect where the show is now for new listeners. It will replace the original episode 1 in the feed on Friday, at which point that version will be available as a Patreon exclusive, so download the original this week if you want to keep it as a piece of history. Thanks for listening. Episode 35 will premiere on Wednesday. 

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Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking.

[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised. This episode also contains sudden loud noises. If you would like the timestamps for those noises, they are available in the description.]

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Sudden noises:

17:35 - 17:50

24:02 - 24:08

Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies.

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

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Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls?

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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We're getting out of here, come hell or high water.

[Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.]

Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone 

Warning for noises:

1:36-1:45

15:21-15:28

15:32-15:38

15:51-15:56

16:18-16:25

16:47-16:53

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Lyrics:

I was hoping you would

ignore the faultlines

and pass over the flags

that say who I am

so I built us a nest

a soft enclosure

I was painted glass

I was born when you were

(so if it hurts I'll know it’s true)

And I would hate to be the one

stuck in past, lost in his tracks

and I would hate to be the one

groveling for a second glance

but  I could even rival that

and I have grown so spiteful that

even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down

that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground

it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know

a towering over you

I am full of age, I am coming for you

hoping you are stronger than I’m used to

it was silent death until the silence broke

until the tongue broke through the teeth I know

it was not hard to make myself known

over feet of sediment and soil

so we plant ourselves where we always did

so we’d always be here for it

if I witness much, let me witness this

a terrible idea, I admit

It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda...

Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably. 

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. 

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com

TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.