WrestleFania : It's A Wrestling Podcast!!

I’ll be live tweeting NXT tomorrow night at @WrestleWatcher, but I admit during the show I accidentally told you to follow me at @WrestleBrand.

This is what rock bottom feels like.

Tomorrow night is WWE's Backlash live from Puerto Rico! And even though I haven't been watching the shows because of reasons discussed in this episode (one of which is why I won't be watching Smackdown tonight) - it wasn't going to stop me from talking about it.

I'll be live tweeting at @WrestleWatcher, and if you're into making bad choices you can also follow @WrestleBrand. Maybe he'll be watching as well if he's not too busy spending time with his selfish children...

It's WrestleMania weekend! No Brandon. No Live Episode. And just me talking in my car on the way to get some breakfast. So yeah, the podcast has come to this....

I'll be live tweeting all weekend at @WrestleWatcher, and maybe - we'll hear from @WrestleBrand, if he's not to busy unpacking. We get it, Brandon, you're a homeowner now. You don't have to rub it in, prick.

Anyway enjoy the show!

I am excited about this year's Elimination Chamber, no matter the outcome of the main event. I am just really looking forward to the Montreal crowd (which is tough to say as a lifelong Bruins fan) and how they're going to welcome their hometown boy, Sami Zayn. However it ends, it should make for a memorable night and I'll be here watching and live-tweeting.

Oh and my me I mean @WrestleWatcher, and not the guy who used to be on this show - @WrestleBrand, but is probably too busy trying to score Yellowcard tickets.

Yeah, neither to do I.

GO SAMI!

Follow me on twitter @WrestleWatcher and follow @WrestleBrand to let him know how disappointed you are in him.

If you see on twitter at @WrestleWatcher then I survived day one….

I'll try to be there live on twitter @WrestleWatcher....

Since we last met, my Celtics lost the NBA Finals, I've finished watching 30 movies (and 30 podcast) in 30 days, and I've podcasted a whole hell of a lot about Stranger Things. The one thing I haven't stayed up-to-date on is....wrestling! But do you think that's going to stop me from talking about wrestling even for a few minutes?

Oh yeah, WrestleMania Backlash is tomorrow! Such a memorable show that Mike waiting until Saturday night to put up an episode about it. Which is this episode. The one you're listening to right now. Lucky.

Holy crap, could it be? Brandon (@WrestleBrand) and Mike (@WrestleWatcher) are both on the show together!? How much did that cost us? Well you can be sure to hear every penny's worth when you listen to them talk about everything happening during WrestleMania Weekend!

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The only actual host Mike (@WrestleWatcher) is back to talk about Saturday night's Royal Rumble PREMIUM LIVE EVENT! He tried to include Brandon (@WrestleBrand) but once again that proved to be fruitless. Go Wrestling!

Mike was going to talk about NXT New Year's Evil on the last episode, but thought it'd be cooler to break it out into its own episode so he can talk about Brandon not being here yet again! We may need to stop paying this guy.

A brand new PPV for a brand new year, Day 1 kicks of WWE's 2022, and I think it actually could be a really good show. And the "I" in this case is Mike, because once again Brandon is a no show. It's time to give up hope.

Short and to the point - Mike (@WrestleWatcher) brings you a musical number with his predictions for Sunday night's Extreme Rules. Brandon (@WrestleBrand) was not available for comment.

Baby, what a big surprise! Right before my very eyes....Did the unthinkable happen? Okay, maybe that's a little strong. But could it be? Is Mike (@WrestleWatcher) an AEW watcher now, and dare we say an AEW fan?

With the huge news coming out of Chicago and their All Out pay-per-view, Mike is finding next to impossible to ignore this wrestling company any longer.

Oh, and Brandon (@WrestleBrand)? Yeah, he was too busy becoming a father again to be reached for comment.

Also, Mike didn't ask.

The boys are BACK! Yes somehow Mike (@WrestleWatcher) managed to trick Brandon (@WrestleBrand) into coming on for a SummerSlam livestream - which you are now about to listen to - to talk about some recent WWE stuff, including tomorrow night's Summerslam and Sunday night's NXT Takeover.

And hell we even talk about probably the biggest story in wrestling right now - tonight's possible/probable return of CM Punk into the world of wrestling on AEW's Rampage.

But don't worry, there is a ton of nonsense along the way. Listen with the whole family!

It's almost a joke to say that there are two hosts on this show, right? I mean, Brandon (@WrestleBrand) hasn't been on an episode since - well to be honest, Mike (@WrestleWatcher) cannot remember the last time his voice has made an appearance. But your trusty Mike is here to talk about tomorrow night's Money in the Bank PPV - because at least he cares.

He cares.

I am about as excited about watching this PPV as I was talking about it. You can pretty much pick that up right away. Oh it's me, Mike, BTW. Apparently, I'm the only host of this show now. Brandon has given up on all of you.

At least one of the hosts still cares about Gary and all the Garys out there. Mike (@WrestleWatcher) took a few moments to talk about tomorrow's NXT Takeover that will be live on The 'Cock. Meanwhile, Brandon (@WrestleBrand) is nowhere to be found or heard from. Which, let's be honest, Mike prefers.

Let's be honest. There is only one match that people even remotely care about for tomorrow night's WrestleMania Backlash - and everybody just assumes what the outcome will be. But what if it wasn't that? Mike (@WrestleWatcher) takes a few minutes to talk about the upcoming show, and Brandon (@WrestleBrand) - well Brandon just doesn't care anymore. I said let's be honest, right?

It's Friday night. Mike (@WrestleWatcher) just finished watching Smackdown. And guess what - There's STILL not a Brandon (@WrestleBrand) in site. So Mike very tiredly sloshed his way through this weekend's WrestleMania crowd and announced that YES - the tradition continues. WrestleFania Live will return once again on Sunday at 4pm on the Fans Not Experts Youtube channel.

It's Monday night. Mike (@WrestleWatcher) just finished watching RAW. There's not a Brandon (@WrestleBrand) in site. Mike thought it would be a perfect time to turn on the Podcasterator and record an episode talking about the upcoming two-night NXT Takeover: Stand & Deliver. So he did just that. And you'll probably hear is marble mouth again before the week is through too. Happy WrestleMania week, jerks!

Mike (@WrestleWatcher) is back and Brandon (@WrestleBrand) is nowhere to be found. Hopefully he's safe, I guess. Anyway, today Mike (also known as me) is talking about tomorrow night's big WWE Fastlane show, the first WWE PPV that you can stream on Peacock. I'm sure it will go swimmingly....

No Brandon? No Problem. Mike is back and ready to talk about Elimination Chamber less than 24 hours before the actual event. So either fall asleep listening to it late tonight or listen tomorrow. After that, what's the point?

February 14th is a time for lovers, not fighters! Unless those fighters are only pretending to fight, then it's fine! This Sunday night NXT Takeover is back so Mike (@WrestleWatcher) to talk a little bit about it while yawning and drinking Ginger Ale. Brandon (@WrestleBrand) couldn't be here tonight, mainly because he didn't want to be here and Mike didn't want him to be here. So it worked out.

Does this episode actually feature dashingly handsome and witty Mike (@WrestleWatcher) and the other guy...I wanna say, Brad? Brendan? Bodie?

BRANDON!? Brandon (@WrestleBrand) is on the show too? Holy sh*t it's a miracle! Oh and they talk about the Royal Rumble AND just how up-to-date Brandon is on all things WWE.

Wait, could that title be true? Are BOTH hosts of @WrestleFaniaPod in this episode?

Snoop Mikey Mike is back with a new WrestleFania episode talking about the WWE Tables Ladders and Chairs PPV. Brandon supposedly sent in audio too....

Hello wrestling fans and WrestleFania fan, it's me Mike (@WrestleWatcher) here to talk about tomorrow night's big NXT show on the network! And guess who is joining me for this episode? NOBODY! I'm all alone again! My co-host cares more about spending time with his daughter than he does this podcast. Can you spell S-E-L-F-I-S-H? I can. I mean, I think that's right. Anyway, you get me for a half hour of your life. But cheer up, it could've been longer....

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Brandon lied to Mike. He said he would try to send him audio - he never tried. He said he might not be able to because he was going to be with friends - he has no friends.

He is a liar. Mike is a giver. And he's here to give you the mediocre wrestling talk you've come accustomed to over the years - talking about tomorrow night's NXT Takeover 31.

WWE is back with a new PPV on Sunday night and Mike (@WrestleWatcher) decided to call up Brandon (@WrestleBrand) to talk about it. For some reason Mike's audio sounded like shit. Brandon's sounded better - but then you had to listen to his voice, which isn't great. Anyway, they talk a little wrestling. Spoiler alert - this episode is longer than the amount of time Brandon has been watching wrestling this month....

Mike & Brandon? Talking to each other? For real? ONLY on WrestleFania!

It's Summerslam weekend! Not exactly what we were expecting - but Mike is still here to talk all about it. Brandon shows up too.

Guess what? Once again Brandon is not here to ruin this award winning podcast. Sorry Gary, but you're getting 100% Mike again! Oh and I talk about RAW, Smackdown, NXT, and Extreme Rules. Mostly I just mumble. Still better than Brandon.

Two weeks in a row WWE has a PPV show on the WWE Network, so two weeks in a row WrestleFania brings to you a subpar excuse for a podcast. But fear not, Brandon is not hear to make your ears cry. It's all Mike all night, bay bay!

Hi Gary. And maybe a few other people. Guess what!? Brandon and Mike took time out their daily routine of locking themselves in the bathroom for too long, but they're fine - they're fine, they'll be out soon. Don't worry about it...Wait what were we talking about - oh they're here to talk about the NXT Takeover In Your House The Reckoning Electric Boogaloo Wrestling show that will be streaming on the WWE Network tomorrow night. I assume this is not part of the free tier right? Want to make sure we're not wasting money...

What do you get when you take two handsome stallions and ask them to talk about WWE’s latest Pay-Per-View? We have no idea, but we did get to hear from our favorite train wrecks Brandon and Mike – who are still locked away only venturing out of the house to get groceries and meth. Most of the time it’s just meth. We know Gary will listen – will you?

Our handsome and courageous hosts Brandon and Mike - whilst having nothing to do but stay home all day while the world goes bananas - got together LIVE on YouTube to go over the massive WrestleMania card for the 2-night event that is going to be the weirdest and possibly most memorable WrestleMania the WWE has ever done. And we can't wait!

No doubt about it, Brandon (@WrestleBrand) does't care about your or the show anymore. But Mike (@WrestleWatcher) is still here. He still cares about you. Gary.

Once again, Mike (@WrestleWatcher) proves that he cares more about you than Brandon (@WrestleBrand) as he is the only one here talking about Sunday night's NXT Takeover in Portland, Oregon.

Brandon cares more about going to his brother's house this weekend to celebrate the man's 40th birthday than he does about all you Garys out there. Don't forget that.

In this handsome episode of WrestleFania, our important host Mike (@WrestleWatcher) talks about tonight's Royal Rumble Event. Brandon (@WrestleBrand) thinks he's too good to talk to you this month. Let that sink in.

To be fair, Brandon (@WrestleBrand) sent in his audio days ago. This time it was Mike (@WrestleWatcher) who waited until the last second. Mike talks about the week that was in wrestling leading up to tonight's Hell in a Cell. We have no idea what Brandon talked about because we didn't listen before posting it. It's probably podcast gold though...

This is what happens when Brandon (@WrestleBrand) only texts Mike (@WrestleWatcher) his PPV picks and sends no audio. This is what happens.

It's been rumored. It's been talked about. It was said WWE would announce it this past Monday on RAW. Then it came out via an email and a tweet. WWE is moving it's NXT brand to the USA Network as a new live 2 hour weekly show. Why? Let's be honest - to go head-to-head with the new AEW weekly show starting in October. So our handsome idiots, Mike (@WrestleWatcher) and Brandon (@WrestleBrand), wanted to weigh in with some thoughts for your ears. You can thank us later.

Seriously? This PPV seemed to pop up out of nowhere - and yet, do we actually hear Mike (@WrestleWatcher) and Brandon (@WrestleBrand) talking about to TO EACH OTHER!? It's True! There was some audio recording trouble - and a lack of overall passion - but it happened. Our two hosts got together....For friggin' Stomping Grounds?

Brandon (TWITTER REDACTED) put as little effort into this episode as possible. Mike's (@WrestleWatcher) contribution isn't much longer - but it at least took some effort. Anyway, Money in the Bank is tomorrow night - so better later than never?

Brandon is dead. Mike (@WrestleWatcher) decided that rather than just ignoring the fact that Brandon (@WrestleBrand) didn't have time to record because he's SO BUSY before going IN PERSON to see NXT Takeover AND WrestleMania - his character should just be killed off the show.

So now he is dead. Could he come back to life? Well that is really up to you the listener.

For this episode we just have Mike - who literally recorded this episode in the bathroom so he wouldn't wake up his wife. 

HOWEVER - on Sunday you might hear from a resurrected Brandon when WrestleFania goes LIVE for the fourth year in a row. 4pm on Sunday right before the big show. Mike will be there for sure, and hopefully he can patch in Brandon in the midst of him getting drunk in the MetLife Stadium parking lot.

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Welcome back smart listeners. Are you ready for some smart and thoughtful podcasting? Well we sure as shit hope not, because we don't want to set any expectations. In that way, we can always make sure we deliver what we promise - and in this case it's Mike (@WrestleWatcher) talking about WWE Fastlane alone while sitting in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot. And Brandon (@WrestleBrand) - we just assume he was talking while taking a shit.

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In this episode featuring the most handsome podcasters in America, Mike (@WrestleWatcher) pours his heart and soul out to Gary and anyone else who might be listening. He talks for almost 30 minutes. Then Brandon (@WrestleBrand) talked for less than 10 minutes. The end.

Our handsome hosts had every intention of recording this episode together - but something went horribly wrong when they were recording another show and time got the best of them. That something that went wrong is named Mike (@WrestleWatcher). He basically broke Brandon (@WrestleBrand) last night which lead to this - another episode of the two of them recording separately. Oh we're available on Spotify now!

Go Pats!

After last night’s shocking Survivor Series Main Event between Brock Lesnar and Goldberg – Brandon (@WrestleBrand) just had to talk about it. Enjoy this WrestleFania Special Report!