
You're Not My Father!
By Thomas Brando Greenman
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Twitter: @thatTGreenman
Website: You’re Not My Father! The Show
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You're Not My Father!Apr 27, 2023

YNMF - Season 5, Episode 03: Talking Point Cards Part 2 with Sophia!
Sophia is back on the show for this the second part of Talking Point Cards. Other topics:
Alaska Spring? I don't think so.
Unlimited CAR WASH!
CAT Talk
And more! #ynmf #you'renotmyfather
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YNMF - Season 5, Episode 02: Sophia is Back! We play Talking Point Cards and Discuss Buying things found on Social Media
Sophia is back on the show for this episode! We play Talking Point Cards and discuss things like mandatory education in school for personal finance (more interesting than it sounds), buying things found on Social Media, and other great topics! #ynmf #you'renotmyfather
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YNMF - Season 5, Episode 01: Why Season 4 Didn't Work - The Duties of A Father
Why didn't Season 4 for us? We get to the nitty gritty and tell you why. Also, the 8 Non-Negotiable Duties of a Father! And why we are going back to our old format. #ynmf #you'renotmyfather
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YNMF - Season 4, Episode 02: Holidays and How it Inspires Me (The Christmas Episode)
We're talking about the Holidays and how it inspires me - with a big focus on Christmas. Drink up and be merry even because the holidays are over! #ynmf #you'renotmyfather
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YNMF - Season 4, Episode 01.5 (Extras) Catching Up
Catching up with the Greenman's since the end of Season 3 - SPOILER ALERT - I do a bad job but maybe there's some wisdom and entertainment in this episode. #ynmf #you'renotmyfather
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YNMF - Season 4, Episode 01: MUSIC and How it Inspires / Losing My Father
We're talking about Music and How it Inspires. I also talk about losing my father and how the life he led inspires me to the live the life I do.
#ynmf #you'renotmyfather
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 22: Season Finale - Google Auto-Complete Interview with us!
In celebration of our 1000 listens to the show and the last episode of the season, we go out with meta on our face with a Google AutoComplete Interview!
#google #autocomplete #interview #1000listens #seasonfinale
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 21: FIRST CONTACT Between a Father and Son
In this episode I discuss my "First Contact" between my first son that you may or may not know of. How do you approach talking to your child for the first time? Do you expect rejection? The Star Trek analogies abound, the personal feelings flow, and does it all work out in the end? Give a listen and see what happened.
#startrek #fatherhood #parents #firstcontact
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 21: April EXTRAS episode with Passover's NEW Tradition, Teenage Problems, and Scammers!
In this episode we discuss our new past Passover tradition (new to you!), teenage problems are rampant and now I have some, some great advice and stories on scammers, Sugaring, and other random randomness!
Episode 21 - YOU WIN!
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 20: Home Improvement Basics and Bad Relationship Advice (The Stud Finder Conundrum!)
In this episode we discuss big picture concepts on home improvement basics and some of the worst relationship advice when your significant other moves your tools and can't remember where they are (the stud finder conundrum!). The stud finder I reference is this one: https://www.amazon.com/CH-Hanson-03040-Magnetic-Finder/dp/B00QZH82BQ
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 18: How Do You Know When It's Love? The Remote Control Paradigm and Instapot Tasty Meat
We give you a double dose of YNMF with our take on knowing when it's love in a relationship (our hot take at least), the PHENOMINAL COSMIC powers of the remote control (in an itty bitty package), and how to whip up a tasty roast in the instapot. MAN! This episode has got it going on ya'll!
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 18: We Get Randomized with Alaskan things, fast food, things we do in summer and even the angel of death!
We humbly submit to you a very refined broadcast of BROcast of a visit from the infamous Luke McKinnon were we talk about random Alaskan things in the news like accents, fast food, things Alaskan creatures do in the summer, grilling, and more!
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Website: You’re Not My Father! The Show
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 17: March EXTRAS episode with Bronchitis, Alaskan "Spring" and Will Smith
In this episode we give you a very special bronchitisy March update on all things going on with us. We talk about the two types of weather in Alaska and what Alaskan "spring" is really like. Also, that whole Will Smith thing and how it's a very teachable moment not just for us but for others!
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Twitter: @thatTGreenman
Website: You’re Not My Father! The Show
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Patreon: https://patreon.com/ynmfshow

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 16: Are you ready for the next level? What level?
In today’s episode we ask the question are you ready for the next stage in your life? Grab yourself a hot beverage and ponder the mysteries of life with another delicious, fresh brewed episode of YNMF!
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You're Not My Father! The Trailer!
You've got 60 seconds to see if this is the podcast for you - what do you do? I can see you're a person of great taste so here's a transcript (ooh fancy):
Hey there world - I’m Thomas Brando Greenman, the host of You’re Not My Father! a family friendly, fatherly advice podcast that educates, entertains, and makes you laugh! No I’m serious, you will laugh. As a father and a husband, I’m blessed with an amazing family, complete with two kids who couldn’t be more different than each other. I also run a small business, and I love technology, music, and video games. Our podcast shares a ton of wisdom, fun, and perspectives from not just me and my family, but a cast of thousands who have helped change my world. Fear not! the challenges of being a human no longer need to faced alone! If you don’t have a father or need really great life advice, our show in your corner!

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 15: THE Spring Cleaning Episode!
We share some tips and tricks that will bring MAXIMUM success to your spring cleaning activities! And possibly answer burning questions like who is Mr. Clean? Nope, we don't answer that one. But we do answer what you should do first to avoid having to clean twice, and more than a few maintenance tips that will help you keep your costs down. Get your listen on ya'll!
Be sure to subscribe to us and get your weekly dose of YNMF. Available on Apple, Google, Spotify, Anchor and more! If you found this podcast useful, please spread the word on social media, tells your friends, pets, and anyone else who’ll listen. You can also follow us on Facebook.com/ynmfshow, email us at ynmfshow@gmail.com, or visit us at https://www.ynmfshow.com.
We're now on Instagram at www.instagram.com/ynmfshow - come for the podcast news - stay for the cute, adorable cats!
Remember, if you are fan of us, then we are a fan of YOU!

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 15: Benjamin Sisko the Role Model
This first in a series of episodes exploring role models, we talk about the amazing character of Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek's Deep Space Nine. Great role models can be found just about anywhere, even as far away as Bajor!
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Remember, if you are fan of us, then we are a fan of YOU!

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 14: What Do You Tell Your Children About the War in Ukraine?
With Russia invading Ukraine, what do you tell your children about the war? It's a hard subject to tackle for kids and one size doesn't fit all or does it? Listen as we tell our perspective on Russia and the Cold War back in the 80's and how it closely parallels the currents that we are travelling now. We have concerns but the advice of a mother who has a daughter who is from that region, gives us the wisdom to inform our kids. This is an episode you don't want to miss! Be sure to subscribe to us and get your weekly dose of YNMF. Available on Apple, Google, Spotify, Anchor and more! If you found this podcast useful, please spread the word on social media, tells your friends, pets, and anyone else who’ll listen. You can also follow us on Facebook.com/ynmfshow, email us at ynmfshow@gmail.com, or visit us at https://www.ynmfshow.com
Remember, if you are fan of us, then we are a fan of YOU!

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 13: YNMF Interview, with Brandon from the "Starting Nowhere" Podcast
Our final episode in our series of interviews from folks from Reddit - we interview Brandon from the Starting Nowhere podcast.
Brandon and I discuss growing up, family, and a bunch of other fun topics. He also lands some serious wisdom - you don't want to miss this episode!
Starting Nowhere podcast:
https://open.spotify.com/show/4AUSJfzFy1335JYETR9WFe
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/starting-nowhere/id1537511143
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvW43-MLXhp8TIgJQz5t1Q
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 12: Motivation #1 - Listen to this when you want to stop pushing forward
This episode is stripped down to one thing: why I do what I do everyday and why you should do it too. Listen to this motivation episode when you: want to stop pushing forward, when you feel down, when you feel alone, when you need someone beside you. Believe this: there is always someone pulling for you, in this world or the next. Don't stop!
Be sure to subscribe to us and get your weekly dose of YNMF. Available on Apple, Google, Spotify, Anchor and more! If you found this podcast useful, please spread the word on social media, tells your friends, pets, and anyone else who’ll listen. You can also follow us on Facebook.com/ynmfshow. Remember, if you are fan of us, then we are a fan of YOU!
Comments, complaints, suggestions, recipe tips, fatherly advice? Send them to ynmfshow@gmail.com

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 11: EXTRAS! Random talk about the show, news, and more February 2022
This is the EXTRAS episode for February 2022! We talk about the show, the current trend of us doing interviews, our coming additions and more!
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 10: YNMF Interview, with author Jake White of "A Many Tale"
Another episode in our series of interviews from folks from Reddit - we interview Jake White, author and creator of "A Many Tale".
Jake and I discuss his amazing Mother, his discus throwing, family and dating advice, and his creation: A Many Tale. We can't wait to see what Jake does next!
For more info and to listen to A Many Tale:
https://www.amanytale.com/
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 9: YNMF Interview, with Jared of the Feathers and Friends Podcast
Another episode in our series of interviews from folks from Reddit - we interview Jared of the Feathers and Friends Podcast.
We subject Jared to the Fatherly Questions and hear about his family, experiences and what he's learned in life. We also discuss fathers who don't know their biological children. This interview get personal for both of us, we hope you enjoy!
Listen to the Feathers and Friends podcast [NSFW] at:
https://open.spotify.com/show/4zq0HK5P70kLnocImMhCyM
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRMQ3tY6Kcz6-Az-QO4u1VA
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feathers-and-friends/id1499531567
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 8: YNMF Interview, with Luke McKinnon, a fellow Alaskan!
The interviews just keep coming, in this episode we interview fellow Alaskan: Luke McKinnon! He doesn't have a podcast, he doesn't have kids, but he has some solid advice and stories that are sure to entertain and inform.
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 6: 1st YNMF Interview, with Ben Kitchings of The History Voyager Podcast
Our first ever interview for YNMF is with the very excellent, Ben Kitchings! Ben has an amazing show called The History Voyager Podcast where is examines the past and the present with interviews with people from all walks of life. He even interviewed me (https://thehistoryvoyager.podbean.com/e/thomas-greenman-alaskan-businessman-and-podcaster/)
Whatever the episode, you'll walk away having learned something! Ben and I talk about fatherly advice, family, and a few things related to modern times. Pull up your favorite easy chair, and relax, this is a good one!
Listen to The History Voyager Podcast at:
https://thehistoryvoyager.podbean.com/
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-history-voyager/id1514051637
https://open.spotify.com/show/0dzdW8owkqm08bHZL08ZqJ
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 7: I've Never Filed My Taxes Before What Do I Do?
First time tax filer? It can get just a little scary. Listen to our story on how we got started filing our taxes and what tools we used and are still using. Oh yes, nobody wants to pay them but everyone wants to know the best tax advice. Well, let's clear the air up front. I am NOT a tax expert. I am NOT your father (unless I am). Take everything in this episode with a grain of salt. The mantra, trust but verify is 100% applicable here. Use this information and come to your own conclusions as to what works right for you. So with that out of the way, listen to this episode where we tell you about my own tax journey.
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 5: How to Time Travel on a Plane!
Time travel is a myth right? Or is it? Listen to our episode and discover the "magic" formula that really works, with the right advice of course, and your flights can be amazingly less stressful!
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 4: EXTRAS! Random talk about the show, news, and more 01/11/2022
This is the EXTRAS episode! We talk about the show, news of the day (1/11/2022), and more!
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YNMF - Season 3, Episode 3: January Comedy Break and How I Became Funny?
We give the advice a break, for the most part, and delve into a comedy epiphany and talk about how I met your mother? No wait, how I became funny? That was funny, maybe.
Be sure to subscribe to us and get your weekly dose of YNMF. Available on Apple, Google, Spotify, Anchor and more! If you found this podcast useful, please spread the word on social media, tells your friends, pets, and anyone else who’ll listen. You can also follow us on Facebook.com/ynmfshow. Remember, if you are fan of us, then we are a fan of YOU!

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 2: 2021 Year in Review by using Google Photos
2021 was a long year for us. We talk about why you should take more photos of yourself, not for you, but for your kids. And why that's important. We also review our past year by using Google Photos to scroll through our moments and give you a description on what we did this year! It's our end of year wrap up - here's to having an amazing 2022!

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 1: How to be an Awesome Parent for the Holidays and the BEST Christmas Movie of ALL TIME!
This short episode gives you our "big picture" advice on how to be an awesome parent for the holidays. With just a few suggestions, you too can enjoy a stress free holiday, give your kids the holiday they want, and prepare for a better one next year. And for our die hard fans, we present the BEST Christmas Movie of ALL TIME!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 10: How To Go On Vacation AND Come Back Refreshed!
In this season finale episode, we share our best tips on not just how to plan and go on vacation BUT come back feeling refreshed and ready to go. Spoiler alert: it's not easy, but if can be with these simple steps.

You're Not My Father: The Episode Where We Mess Up Hannukah
On this podcast/vlog we go into why we are messing up Hannukah and how we are planning on not planning to do it in Hawaii.

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 8: Planning for A Death in the Family
Dealing with death isn't easy - it never is. But listen to my story and see if there is something that you can apply to your life by taking care of your kids AND your parents. Being a father ain't easy either - but we hope our episode helps!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 7: October Criss Cross Hawaii Florida Episode
What do you get when half the family goes to Hawaii and the other half goes to Florida? Well, I don't know but its a crazy 6 hour time difference. Sophia is finally back and gives non-verbal communication via blinking, monosyllabic answers and the best sarcasm you can expect from an 11 year old. Oh and we compare notes on beaches, donuts, and sunburn.

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 6: The Spontaneity Episode!
Spontaneity? I can't even pronounce it! But here's a spontaneous episode where we talk about working on personal relationships one on one. Texas Roadhouse pickles are the bomb - just don't try them as your only relationship tool.

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 5: Am I the "My Kids Have Activities" Parent Now?
Am I the parent now? The one that taxis their kids to all kind of activities? Are they meaningful? Do my kids even care? We'll try to find those answers together on this episode. Oh right, we also give you "assigned reading" as well!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 4: The PG Way to Deal With Difficult People?
Not Your Fatherly advice on how to deal with difficult people? "Well, okay, I guess" is the wrong way to do it. Jump into that conversation, and ours, and find out how it's done!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 3: Top 5 Grooming Tips!
We share our top 5 Grooming Tips! Keep it clean folks! Also, our post COVID update, and vacation stuff is mental!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 2: Couch Blanket Bingo, Update on our Covid, Anchorage Headlines, and some tips on Home Improvement
Learn how to play the game that you've never heard of but that you likely play on a regular basis. We also update you on our latest developments with Covid, some local Anchorage based headlines, and we drop some basic (pumpkin spice!) home improvement tips to wrap it all up with. Come on down and give it a play!

YNMF - Super Mega Update Where We Catch Covid, Move, and Lose a Family Member: Season 2, Episode 1
This is our Super Mega Update on just exactly where we've been since Season 1 (Episode 5). We've caught Covid, sold our house and bought a new one, lost a family member, gained a family member, and share some of the wisdom that stuck to us in the progress. Jump in, it's a long one!

Episode 5 - Sophia Talks Minecraft and Fortnight

Episode 4 - Is this vacation or is it just reality?

Episode 3 - Trick or Treat Gets Loud!

You're Not My Father: S1, Episode 2: Send 'Em to School!
Oh man, sit back and strap in, this one is gonna take you to Taco Bell and back!
