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You're Not My Father!

You're Not My Father!

By Thomas Brando Greenman

A family oriented, tongue in cheek podcast about things your father should have told and a few things he probably shouldn't. Every week we share fatherly advice, humor, insights, and interviews to help you help yourself and your family. If you don't have a father, need a supplemental father, or just need really good worldly wisdom, this podcast is for you! So relax, enjoy, and don't forget that positivity is contagious.

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Twitter: @thatTGreenman

Website: You’re Not My Father! The Show

Podcast Episodes: www.ynmfshow.com/episodes
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YNMF - Season 5, Episode 03: Talking Point Cards Part 2 with Sophia!

You're Not My Father!Apr 27, 2023

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YNMF - Season 5, Episode 03: Talking Point Cards Part 2 with Sophia!
Apr 27, 202301:04:08
YNMF - Season 5, Episode 02: Sophia is Back! We play Talking Point Cards and Discuss Buying things found on Social Media
Apr 01, 202301:35:03
YNMF - Season 5, Episode 01: Why Season 4 Didn't Work - The Duties of A Father
Mar 06, 202356:25
YNMF - Season 4, Episode 02: Holidays and How it Inspires Me (The Christmas Episode)
Jan 03, 202336:31
YNMF - Season 4, Episode 01.5 (Extras) Catching Up
Nov 30, 202248:10
YNMF - Season 4, Episode 01: MUSIC and How it Inspires / Losing My Father
Nov 29, 202201:14:57
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 22: Season Finale - Google Auto-Complete Interview with us!
May 05, 202242:36
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 21: FIRST CONTACT Between a Father and Son
Apr 27, 202223:02
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 21: April EXTRAS episode with Passover's NEW Tradition, Teenage Problems, and Scammers!
Apr 23, 202230:29
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 20: Home Improvement Basics and Bad Relationship Advice (The Stud Finder Conundrum!)
Apr 20, 202239:54
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 18: How Do You Know When It's Love? The Remote Control Paradigm and Instapot Tasty Meat
Apr 14, 202235:29
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 18: We Get Randomized with Alaskan things, fast food, things we do in summer and even the angel of death!
Apr 07, 202249:59
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 17: March EXTRAS episode with Bronchitis, Alaskan "Spring" and Will Smith
Mar 31, 202231:43
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 16: Are you ready for the next level? What level?
Mar 24, 202221:46
You're Not My Father! The Trailer!

You're Not My Father! The Trailer!

You've got 60 seconds to see if this is the podcast for you - what do you do? I can see you're a person of great taste so here's a transcript (ooh fancy):

Hey there world - I’m Thomas Brando Greenman, the host of You’re Not My Father! a family friendly, fatherly advice podcast that educates, entertains, and makes you laugh!  No I’m serious, you will laugh.  As a father and a husband, I’m blessed with an amazing family, complete with two kids who couldn’t be more different than each other.  I also run a small business, and I love technology, music, and video games.  Our podcast shares a ton of wisdom, fun, and perspectives from not just me and my family, but a cast of thousands who have helped change my world.  Fear not!  the challenges of being a human no longer need to faced alone!  If you don’t have a father or need really great life advice, our show in your corner!

Mar 22, 202200:60
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 15: THE Spring Cleaning Episode!
Mar 17, 202239:22
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 15: Benjamin Sisko the Role Model
Mar 10, 202224:26
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 14: What Do You Tell Your Children About the War in Ukraine?
Mar 02, 202219:55
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 13: YNMF Interview, with Brandon from the "Starting Nowhere" Podcast
Feb 26, 202201:27:18
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 12: Motivation #1 - Listen to this when you want to stop pushing forward
Feb 19, 202207:42
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 11: EXTRAS! Random talk about the show, news, and more February 2022
Feb 18, 202233:32
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 10: YNMF Interview, with author Jake White of "A Many Tale"
Feb 15, 202201:17:31
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 9: YNMF Interview, with Jared of the Feathers and Friends Podcast
Feb 13, 202201:16:41
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 8: YNMF Interview, with Luke McKinnon, a fellow Alaskan!
Feb 12, 202201:00:36
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 6: 1st YNMF Interview, with Ben Kitchings of The History Voyager Podcast
Feb 08, 202201:32:52
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 7: I've Never Filed My Taxes Before What Do I Do?
Feb 08, 202226:24
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 5: How to Time Travel on a Plane!
Jan 28, 202237:15
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 4: EXTRAS! Random talk about the show, news, and more 01/11/2022
Jan 12, 202238:06
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 3: January Comedy Break and How I Became Funny?

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 3: January Comedy Break and How I Became Funny?

We give the advice a break, for the most part, and delve into a comedy epiphany and talk about how I met your mother?  No wait, how I became funny?  That was funny, maybe.

Be sure to subscribe to us and get your weekly dose of YNMF.  Available on Apple, Google, Spotify, Anchor and more!  If you found this podcast useful, please spread the word on social media, tells your friends, pets, and anyone else who’ll listen.  You can also follow us on Facebook.com/ynmfshow.  Remember, if you are fan of us, then we are a fan of YOU!

Jan 05, 202223:53
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 2: 2021 Year in Review by using Google Photos

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 2: 2021 Year in Review by using Google Photos

2021 was a long year for us.  We talk about why you should take more photos of yourself, not for you, but for your kids. And why that's important.  We also review our past year by using Google Photos to scroll through our moments and give you a description on what we did this year!  It's our end of year wrap up - here's to having an amazing 2022!

Dec 31, 202101:14:06
YNMF - Season 3, Episode 1: How to be an Awesome Parent for the Holidays and the BEST Christmas Movie of ALL TIME!

YNMF - Season 3, Episode 1: How to be an Awesome Parent for the Holidays and the BEST Christmas Movie of ALL TIME!

This short episode gives you our "big picture" advice on how to be an awesome parent for the holidays.  With just a few suggestions, you too can enjoy a stress free holiday, give your kids the holiday they want, and prepare for a better one next year.  And for our die hard fans, we present the BEST Christmas Movie of ALL TIME!

Dec 26, 202121:11
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 10: How To Go On Vacation AND Come Back Refreshed!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 10: How To Go On Vacation AND Come Back Refreshed!

In this season finale episode, we share our best tips on not just how to plan and go on vacation BUT come back feeling refreshed and ready to go.  Spoiler alert:  it's not easy, but if can be with these simple steps.

Dec 11, 202128:20
You're Not My Father: The Episode Where We Mess Up Hannukah

You're Not My Father: The Episode Where We Mess Up Hannukah

On this podcast/vlog we go into why we are messing up Hannukah and how we are planning on not planning to do it in Hawaii.

Nov 29, 202115:16
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 8: Planning for A Death in the Family

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 8: Planning for A Death in the Family

Dealing with death isn't easy - it never is.  But listen to my story and see if there is something that you can apply to your life by taking care of your kids AND your parents.  Being a father ain't easy either - but we hope our episode helps!

Nov 09, 202128:09
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 7: October Criss Cross Hawaii Florida Episode

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 7: October Criss Cross Hawaii Florida Episode

What do you get when half the family goes to Hawaii and the other half goes to Florida?  Well, I don't know but its a crazy 6 hour time difference.  Sophia is finally back and gives non-verbal communication via blinking, monosyllabic answers and the best sarcasm you can expect from an 11 year old.  Oh and we compare notes on beaches, donuts, and sunburn.

Nov 01, 202129:36
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 6: The Spontaneity Episode!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 6: The Spontaneity Episode!

Spontaneity?  I can't even pronounce it!  But here's a spontaneous episode where we talk about working on personal relationships one on one.  Texas Roadhouse pickles are the bomb - just don't try them as your only relationship tool.

Oct 07, 202112:52
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 5: Am I the "My Kids Have Activities" Parent Now?

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 5: Am I the "My Kids Have Activities" Parent Now?

Am I the parent now?  The one that taxis their kids to all kind of activities?  Are they meaningful? Do my kids even care? We'll try to find those answers together on this episode.  Oh right, we also give you "assigned reading" as well!

Sep 30, 202117:17
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 4: The PG Way to Deal With Difficult People?

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 4: The PG Way to Deal With Difficult People?

Not Your Fatherly advice on how to deal with difficult people?  "Well, okay, I guess" is the wrong way to do it.  Jump into that conversation, and ours, and find out how it's done!

Sep 15, 202117:21
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 3: Top 5 Grooming Tips!

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 3: Top 5 Grooming Tips!

We share our top 5 Grooming Tips!  Keep it clean folks!  Also, our post COVID update, and vacation stuff is mental!

Sep 09, 202130:40
YNMF - Season 2, Episode 2: Couch Blanket Bingo, Update on our Covid, Anchorage Headlines, and some tips on Home Improvement

YNMF - Season 2, Episode 2: Couch Blanket Bingo, Update on our Covid, Anchorage Headlines, and some tips on Home Improvement

Learn how to play the game that you've never heard of but that you likely play on a regular basis.  We also update you on our latest developments with Covid, some local Anchorage based headlines, and we drop some basic (pumpkin spice!) home improvement tips to wrap it all up with.  Come on down and give it a play!

Sep 04, 202137:04
YNMF - Super Mega Update Where We Catch Covid, Move, and Lose a Family Member: Season 2, Episode 1

YNMF - Super Mega Update Where We Catch Covid, Move, and Lose a Family Member: Season 2, Episode 1

This is our Super Mega Update on just exactly where we've been since Season 1 (Episode 5).  We've caught Covid, sold our house and bought a new one, lost a family member, gained a family member, and share some of the wisdom that stuck to us in the progress.  Jump in, it's a long one!

Aug 30, 202101:00:05
Episode 5 - Sophia Talks Minecraft and Fortnight

Episode 5 - Sophia Talks Minecraft and Fortnight

Sophia joins us in the studio to tell us the real deal on Minecraft and Fortnight from an 8 year old perspective.
Sep 30, 201810:39
Episode 4 - Is this vacation or is it just reality?

Episode 4 - Is this vacation or is it just reality?

What the crap is a vacation after all? Is Amazon beating the snot out of Bed Bath and Beyond or do they really coexist? Come on pa, lets sing a song about happy weather (because it's about to get real cold, real fast).

Sep 18, 201819:34
Episode 3 - Trick or Treat Gets Loud!

Episode 3 - Trick or Treat Gets Loud!

Talking about Trick or Treat in a mixed belief home, how loud kids are and how salt and pepper can change your perspective? Oh no, it's gonna get deep!
Sep 09, 201826:02
You're Not My Father: S1, Episode 2: Send 'Em to School!

You're Not My Father: S1, Episode 2: Send 'Em to School!

In this episode we talk about First Day of School rituals and should you care? Some "juggets" of wisdom including Tool Shopping and parallel parking. And something that sounds like a horror movie Feets of Death?

Oh man, sit back and strap in, this one is gonna take you to Taco Bell and back!
Sep 01, 201839:22
Episode 1 - The Pilot!

Episode 1 - The Pilot!

In this episode we deal with kids iPad addiction, death by toys and parental mistakes coming full circle.
Aug 30, 201807:38