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You Can Tell Me Anything

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You want to hear a secret? So does Teresa Lee. That’s why she invited comedians to spill the beans to her about something they want to get off their chest. Whether it’s a story about catfishing a crush, sabotaging a college roommate, or ghosting on an ex - you’ll hear the truth that’s never been heard before. Rants, apologies, and secrets - Teresa is here to listen to her guests let it all out. Don’t worry, you can tell her anything.
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#107 Ify Nwadiwe: "I Always Try To Be A Cool Dad"

You Can Tell Me AnythingApr 22, 2020

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#138 Jenyi: I Thought I Could Control My Period With My Mind

#138 Jenyi: I Thought I Could Control My Period With My Mind

Originally recorded October 2019. Teresa interviews her twin sister Jenyi, a DJ and musician in Los Angeles, on their shared 30th birthday. Jenyi tells her something she's never told her before - that she used to think she could control her period cycle with her mind. They talk about how they went to opposite extremes growing up in order to cope with trauma, and Jenyi tells Teresa what she really thinks of Teresa's jokes about her. Follow Jenyi on IG at @hauskaat and follow the podcast at @leresatee.

Jan 20, 202101:23:04
#137 Teresa Lee: I Used To Think I Was a Boy (Re-Release)
Jan 13, 202142:52
#136 Season Finale: Best of 2020 Clip Show

#136 Season Finale: Best of 2020 Clip Show

Teresa recaps 2020's top 10 clips of You Can Tell Me Anything with commentary and some shoutouts. With converations from pre-pandemic, mid pandemic, and the recent past, we get into all sorts of memories. And, we end with a special song produced by Youngh3artbreak with Teresa speaking from her... heart.

Dec 31, 202001:09:50
#135 Tanner Oliver: I Fell Into Selling My Adderrall During School

#135 Tanner Oliver: I Fell Into Selling My Adderrall During School

Teresa talks to comedian Tanner Oliver about his teenage years accidentally selling adderrall to his classmates, and how he earnestly baked pastries for his customers for good customer service. We discuss ADHD diagnosis in children to adults, as well as what it was like growing up with a psychiatrist parent. Tanner hosts the podcast Anomaly Homily, and you can follow him at @tannerocomedy.

Dec 09, 202001:06:28
#134 Adam Ganser: I Missed the Boat on Cooking

#134 Adam Ganser: I Missed the Boat on Cooking

Teresa talks to filmmaker and former Cracked colleague Adam Ganser about his conflicting desire to be a good cook and his resistance to social norms. We discuss the idea of adjusting goals for their true motivations, ignoring unnecessary pressure from society, and what it means to be a comedy film director in a world of performers. Check out his films at ganserfilms.com and listen to his podcast on the Small Beans Network.

Dec 02, 202001:31:04
(RERELEASE) Laci Mosley: I Used to Work Foot Fetish Parties

(RERELEASE) Laci Mosley: I Used to Work Foot Fetish Parties

RERELEASE! Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess) confesses that she used to work at a bar that hosted foot fetish parties in the basement. We talk about her journey as an actress from New York City to Los Angeles, how she knew it was time to leave New York, and they play a game about her expertise - scams. Check out Scam Goddess on Team Coco's Podcast Network!

Nov 25, 202001:14:01
#133 James III: I Actually Graduated College in 2017

#133 James III: I Actually Graduated College in 2017

James III (Astronomy Club, Black Mirror), talks to Teresa about how he walked with his college class in 2008 but did not finish his degree until 2017. We get into our niche love of absurd plays, why it took him so long to finish one missing course, and how he is doing in the pandemic. Watch his Netflix sketch show Astronomy Club and follow James III at @james3rdcomedy.

Nov 18, 202001:11:16
#132 GOOD CONFESSIONS: August, September, October with TERESA SOLO CONFESSIONS!

#132 GOOD CONFESSIONS: August, September, October with TERESA SOLO CONFESSIONS!

This Good Confessions episode is here just in time to look back on the election victory and all the positive vibes that have been difficult yet necessary to keep our strength going. With confessions from Hannah Berner, Troy Walker, Liz Magee, and more, this is a fun episode with Teresa's commentary in between. Enjoy!

Nov 11, 202044:38
#131 Teresa Lee (SOLO EP): I Love Choices But I Hate Choosing

#131 Teresa Lee (SOLO EP): I Love Choices But I Hate Choosing

Teresa releases her third annual solo confession, this time sharing how difficult it is to make choices, because she gets overwhelmed with wanting to make the right one. She talks about how this has stunted her emotional growth in relationships, and how she has worked to now understand how choosing is empowering, even when the choice is wrong. Listen and follow her at @leresatee!

Oct 28, 202043:17
#130 Irene Hartmann: 2020's Been (Strangely) Good To Me

#130 Irene Hartmann: 2020's Been (Strangely) Good To Me

Teresa talks to long time comedy friend from NY Irene Hartmann about how she worked through trauma to find happiness in 2020. She discusses working in a fulfilling but stressful political job, how she managed her anxieties in a positive and productive way, and how she feels about the pandemic and future of the country.

Oct 21, 202001:11:50
#129 Russell Goldman: I Make Dumb Movies To Process Pain

#129 Russell Goldman: I Make Dumb Movies To Process Pain

Teresa talks to filmmaker Russell Goldman about using his pain to make his films. They talk about how his social anxiety after a breakup inspired him to write his latest short "I Make Good Sounds At Parties". They discuss how he first explored and discovered he was bisexual and play a game where they make headlines bisexual. Watch Russell Goldman's film "I Make Good Sounds at Parties" at russellgoldman.com and follow him at @russell_goldman.

Oct 14, 202001:10:06
#128 Hannah Berner: I Farted On a Guy's Face

#128 Hannah Berner: I Farted On a Guy's Face

Hannah Berner confesses that she farted on a guy while they were fooling around, and discusses how she got over the embarrassment. Teresa and Hannah discuss the constrictions of feminine expectations as well as healthy dating habits and trauma. Hannah Berner is a cast member on Bravo's Summer House, and the host of the new talk show Chat Room. You can listen to her podcast, "Berning In Hell" and follow her at @beingbernz.

Oct 07, 202055:21
#127 Dominique Gelin: I Want More from Democrats

#127 Dominique Gelin: I Want More from Democrats

Dominique Gelin confesses that she wants more from Democrats and believes speaking the truth, even the ugly truth, will help us get closer to the ideals we are aiming for. We talk about how to trust yourself to ask for help when you need it, and how we shouldn't fake org*sms when it comes to political leaders. Dominique Gelin is the co-host of Ladies Love the Layover, Comedy Quarantine, and you can follow her at @dominique_gelin.

Sep 30, 202001:42:59
#126 Liz Magee: He Sent Me a 9am Dick Pic

#126 Liz Magee: He Sent Me a 9am Dick Pic

Liz Magee talks to Teresa about what it's like getting back to dating during a pandemic after a long term relationship. We discuss how to get ghosted progressively, what a 9am dick pic means, and more. Liz Magee is a comedian and writer on All That and created All Female Reboot. Follow her at @jokesmagee.

Sep 23, 202056:12
#125 Irene Tu: I Found My Ex's Baby Blog

#125 Irene Tu: I Found My Ex's Baby Blog

Teresa talks to comedian Irene Tu, who confesses that during quarantine, she looked up an ex-girlfriend she hasn't spoken to in years and discovered her baby blog. They discuss the impulse to check on ex's and discover they both learned to speak English when on their first day of school. Irene Tu has performed at Clusterfest, Outside Lands, opened for Patton Oswalt, W Kamau Bell, and you can follow her at @irene_tu.

Sep 16, 202059:05
#124 Douglas Clarke: Machines Aren't God And Neither Are We
Sep 10, 202001:29:31
#123 Troy Walker: I'm a Proud Democrat

#123 Troy Walker: I'm a Proud Democrat

Troy Walker confesses that he is a democrat, in the sense that he not only votes democratic, but also finds value in the way the Democratic Party and its leaders have attempted to bridge the gap towards progress through their policies and actions. We deconstruct the criticisms of Joe Biden from the liberal left and why centrist has become a negative word, as well as dissect the realities of idealism versus practical application. We also dig into feelings in our game inspired by the Feelings Wheel, and more. Troy Walker is a comedian, lawyer, was a "New Face" at Just For Laughs originally from Denver, and now in Los Angeles. You can follow him at @TroyWalkeresq.

Sep 02, 202001:32:17
GOOD CONFESSIONS - May June July and August 2020

GOOD CONFESSIONS - May June July and August 2020

This Good Confessions episode is PACKED with positive quarantine vibes, we go back to the first month of remote podcasts and recap only the positive intros from each episode, including an all new good confession from Teresa at the beginning, and a Confidant submitted confession at the very end. Enjoy! Guests include Ify Nwadiwe, Cody Heller, Cameron Espostio, Jes Tom, Ryan Beck and more!

Aug 26, 202001:03:39
#122 Jason Saenz: It's Tough For Me To Have Difficult Conversations

#122 Jason Saenz: It's Tough For Me To Have Difficult Conversations

Jason Saenz confesses that he has a tough time having tough conversations in friendships, romantic relationships, and how he has worked through and made progress in his patterns with his now wife and partner. Jason Saenz is a standup comedian and actor, recently appeared on Comedy Central's Corporate, and co-created the show Ya Killin' Me with Nick Turner on Comedy Central Snapchat. You can follow him at @jasoncsaenz

Aug 19, 202056:52
#121 Stevie Wain: I Have A Dick Fantasy But Only During Sex

#121 Stevie Wain: I Have A Dick Fantasy But Only During Sex

Stevie talks about how she discovered her body, sexuality, and how wanting to have a dick during sex helped her discover she was lesbian. We talk about her experience growing up in a conservative community with gay parents, and more. Stevie Wain is a standup comedian and the host of That's So Gay. You can follow her at @stayfunny_wain.

Aug 12, 202001:08:08
#120 Cameron Esposito: I Currently Hate Standup Comedy

#120 Cameron Esposito: I Currently Hate Standup Comedy

Teresa talks to Cameron Esposito, author of "Save Yourself" and host of Queery podcast, about her recent rift with standup in her identity. She shares her experience with therapy as well as how she has been coping in the early days of quarantine.  Note :We recorded this episode in the first 100 days of quarantine and a lot has happened in the world since then. Cameron Esposito is a standup comedian, writer, podcast host, and her debut book "Save Yourself" is out now and available in audiobook. Follow her at @cameronesposito.

Aug 05, 202058:28
#119 Cody Heller: I Invented A Vibrator Out of A Pen Cap
Jul 29, 202001:07:44
#118 Claira Janover: I Was Doxxed By Right Wing Twitter
Jul 22, 202001:10:13
#117 Vivian Martinez: Seeing Is No Longer Believing

#117 Vivian Martinez: Seeing Is No Longer Believing

Teresa talks to comedian Vivian Martinez about her double life in tech, we discuss how the internet has changed our perception of what is 'real' and what to believe, how we can use technology to heal trauma and find truth, and the dangers of losing democracy if there is no representation in tech. We also discuss the fallacy of the binary when it comes to human thinking. Vivian Martinez hosts The Vivian Show and you can follow her at @vivianizcool.

Jul 15, 202001:04:20
#116 Jake Flores: Capitalism Is A Lie

#116 Jake Flores: Capitalism Is A Lie

Jake Flores talks to Teresa how to think critically about government and economic structures outside of the capitalism vs communism narrative. They discuss inner vs outer world motivations. He also explains common misconceptions about Marxism. Jake Flores is a comedian and host of Pod Damn America, and you can follow him at @feraljokes.

Jul 08, 202001:06:51
#115 Maggie Mae Fish: I Was In A Pageant

#115 Maggie Mae Fish: I Was In A Pageant

Maggie Mae Fish confesses that she competed in a pageant as a teenager, and they discuss the coded language and politics in the world of pageants, and also espouse on the values and positive friendships that were gleaned, and it wouldn't be Pride month without mentioning the intersection of their respective queer identities with their expression of femininity and dominance as teenagers. Maggie Mae Fish is a comedian, actress, and you can follow her online at @MaggieMaeFish.

Jul 01, 202058:02
#114 Anne Nelson: Misinformation Is Worse Than You Think
Jun 25, 202001:01:47
#113 Teresa Lee: Update from Quarantine

#113 Teresa Lee: Update from Quarantine

Teresa pauses on guest episodes to give an update on protesting, quarantine, and where she is mentally right now.

Jun 10, 202031:23
#112 Ryan Beck: I Am A Huge Fan Of Everything Shonda Rhimes

#112 Ryan Beck: I Am A Huge Fan Of Everything Shonda Rhimes

Ryan Beck confesses he is hooked on everything Shondaland, and stans Shonda Rhimes shows from Grey's Anatomy to Scandal and How To Get Away With Murder. He admits he started watching because his wife recommended it and now loves the drama of the shows. Ryan Beck is a standup comedian and writer, he wrote and stars in the interactive short film We Need To Talk, and was in the first class of Comedy Central Digital Creators. You can follow him at @iamryanbeck.

May 27, 202053:16
#111 Bridgett Greenberg: I accidentally broke up with someone on Valentine’s Day

#111 Bridgett Greenberg: I accidentally broke up with someone on Valentine’s Day

Bridgett Greenberg confesses that she accidentally broke up with someone on Valentine's Day. We talk about why it's difficult to reject or express your feelings about someone, how avoidance can manifest, and what she learned from that experience. Bridgett Greenberg is a producer and the host of Rough Stuff. You can follow her at @bridgett_greenberg.

May 20, 202001:16:50
#110 Chris Calogero: I Was Banned From Holy Cross College

#110 Chris Calogero: I Was Banned From Holy Cross College

Chris Calogero confesses the story of how he punched a window on a trip to visit his friend's college and was subsequently banned from the campus. We talk about what it was like partying before smart phones and play a game that's a twist on movie plot twists. Chris Calogero is a standup comedian in New York and was recently featured in NY Times as a comic to watch during quarantine for his unique character videos on Twitter. Follow him at @realchriscal.

May 13, 202056:22
#109 Sam Oh: I Stole 9 Pairs of Underwear from Macys At Once

#109 Sam Oh: I Stole 9 Pairs of Underwear from Macys At Once

Sam Oh confesses that when he was 16 he stole 9 pairs of Calvin Klein underwear from Macy's all at once, in an ultimate heist he planned and executed. We talk about how Calvin Klein underwear factored into his sexual awakening and more. Sam Oh is a comedian and UCB performer. You can follow him on IG at @samohisdead.

May 06, 202056:30
#108 Jes Tom: I Was a Prom Night Virginity Loser

#108 Jes Tom: I Was a Prom Night Virginity Loser

Jes Tom confesses that they lost their virginity on prom night, and planned it that way, like a teen movie cliche. As a self-identifying edgy and counter culture comic, they talk about how they at heart just wanted to be a romantic in high school. We discuss their experience in poly vs monogamous relationships, and play a game all about Asian snacks and their slang definitions.  Jes Tom is a comedian, sex advocacy educator, and hilarious writer. You can follow them on Twitter and Instagram at @jestom.

Apr 29, 202045:59
#107 Ify Nwadiwe: "I Always Try To Be A Cool Dad"

#107 Ify Nwadiwe: "I Always Try To Be A Cool Dad"

Ify Nwadiwe confesses that he tries to be the cool dad to his daughter and let her eat snacks and watch TV, and we talk about how working in TV has shaped his opinion on freedom around his daughter watching it, and get into parenting styles and more. We also play a game of porn parody video game puns called If It Exists...Ify Nwadiwe is a comedian, writer, and podcaster, and you can listen to his podcast Nerdificent, and watch him on Superpunch and more. Follow him at @ifynwadiwe

Apr 22, 202057:28
GOOD CONFESSIONS - March and April 2020 (BONUS EPISODE)

GOOD CONFESSIONS - March and April 2020 (BONUS EPISODE)

All good confessions all episode long, including a confidant submitted confession and guests from pre-quarantine. Submit your confession for a future episode at tellmeanythingpod@gmail.com

Apr 19, 202033:37
#106 Drama Del Rosario: I Love Social Distancing

#106 Drama Del Rosario: I Love Social Distancing

Drama Del Rosario confesses that he was born for social distancing. He talks about how he actually enjoys the quarantine aspect of having to stay inside and communicate through video calls, despite being a documentary filmmaker that others presume to be an extrovert. Drama Del Rosario is a documentary filmmaker and BAFTA grant recipient, you can watch his short film In This Family on Revry as well as his latest projects Act Like a Woman and I'm Okay And Neither Are You by following him at @Dramadelrosario.

Apr 15, 202001:05:20
#105 Mel Owens: "I Googled 'Hot Girl Sh*itting on Canal" After Pooping In Broad Daylight"

#105 Mel Owens: "I Googled 'Hot Girl Sh*itting on Canal" After Pooping In Broad Daylight"

Mel Owens tells the story of how she had to go in the middle of a busy New York street in broadlight once, and the angel that helped her get through it. We talk about her positive attitude towards the unfortunate events in life, and reminisce about New York sketch group days. Mel Owens is a comedian and writer and currently a Buzzfeed Creator Fellow in LA. You can follow her work at @melowens.

Apr 08, 202053:48
#104 Ryan Estrada: "I Got Off A Plane For Love"
Apr 01, 202001:06:47
#103 Tessa Skara: My Current Girlfriend is My First Real Girlfriend"

#103 Tessa Skara: My Current Girlfriend is My First Real Girlfriend"

Tessa Skara confesses that she's been out and proud for years but is now in her first real relationship with a woman. We talk about her first marriage with her ex-husband, how she discovered she was queer, looking for answers in psychics, and her love of reality shows. Tessa Skara is a comedian and actress and has appeared on High Maintenanc, and was featured in the CBS Diversity Showcase this year. You can follow her at @tessafuckinskara.

Mar 26, 202001:14:31
#102 Anya Volz: I Sell Nudes To My Reply Guys

#102 Anya Volz: I Sell Nudes To My Reply Guys

Anya Volz confesses that she sells nudes to her internet reply guys and tells the story of how the business plan all started with a friendly arrangement with an old flame. We talk about respect, how to get it, and discuss what it's like to learn to love yourself through visualization. Anya Volz is a comedian in New York and host of Thirst Trap Comedy Show and you can follow her at @anyavolz.

Mar 18, 202001:18:53
#101 Jonathan Braylock: I Chose Not to Have Sex Until I Was Married

#101 Jonathan Braylock: I Chose Not to Have Sex Until I Was Married

Jonathan Braylock confesses that he chose not to have sex until he was married, and we talk about his faith journey, as well as how meeting his wife outside of church opened him up to shift perspectives. We also play a game about movie characters with secrets. Jonathan Braylock is an actor and comedian, and part of the comedy group Astronomy Club, and co-host of the podcast Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood. You can Astronomy Club on Netflix and follow him at @jonbraylock.

Mar 11, 202001:07:23
GOOD CONFESSIONS - January and February 2020 (BONUS EPISODE)

GOOD CONFESSIONS - January and February 2020 (BONUS EPISODE)

It's a special Sunday episode of all good confessions! Catch up on the good confessions of 2020 so far, featuring clips from guests such as Lindsay Adams, Bri Pruett, Nick Nemeroff, Mav Viola + more.

Mar 08, 202029:23
#100 Erica Spera: I Have Herpes

#100 Erica Spera: I Have Herpes

Erica Spera gets honest about having Herpes, tells the story of how she got it a few years ago, the experience of finding out and how it's affected dating and mental health, and addresses misconceptions around it. We also play a game around athlete's superstitions. Erica Spera is a comedian and co-host of the podcast Shooters Gotta Shoot. Catch her late night comedy set on The Late Late Show with James Corden and follow her at @spericaa.

Mar 04, 202001:19:41
#99 Molly Ruben-Long: In College I Peed On My Boyfriend's Floor

#99 Molly Ruben-Long: In College I Peed On My Boyfriend's Floor

Molly Ruben-Long confesses that in college, she peed on her boyfriend's floor after drinking too much, and we talk about being newly single, why she feels she has to earn love in a relationship, and play a game of F*ck F*ck F*ck. Molly Ruben-Long is a comedian and host of the Well Behaved podcast and has appeared on Viceland's Flophouse and Uproarious. You can follow her at @mollyrubenlong.

Feb 26, 202059:49
#98 Brett Maline: When I Was a Kid, I Picked My Nose And Wiped Them On My Wall

#98 Brett Maline: When I Was a Kid, I Picked My Nose And Wiped Them On My Wall

Brett Maline comes clean that when he was a child, he used to pick his boogers in bed and wipe them on the wall - on purpose! We talk about his refusal to use a kleenex, how he went from nose picker to comedian, including owning a clogging studio and performing in a band, and we play a game with Reddit Confessions. Brett Maline is a comedian and performer at UCB and was featured in the CBS Diversity Showcase. You can follow him at @breezy__f__baby.

Feb 19, 202001:02:08
#97 Mav Viola: I Got Detention for Threatening A Bully

#97 Mav Viola: I Got Detention for Threatening A Bully

Mav Viola confesses that she stood up for a friend in school by leaving a threatening note in her bully's locker, and then got detention for it. We talk about her sense of justice, how to break co-dependent patterns, and discuss the modern narcissist and more. Mav Viola is a hilarious comedian in Los Angeles and you can follow her at @mavviola.

Feb 12, 202001:12:36
#96 Nick Nemeroff: In High School I Doctored My Report Card

#96 Nick Nemeroff: In High School I Doctored My Report Card

Nick Nemeroff confesses that in high school, he changed his report card grade before giving it to his parents, and would have gotten away with it if it weren't for his astute brother. He also talks about his fear of death and how he's confronted his fears in therapy. Nick Nemeroff is a standup comedian from Canada and currently lives in Los Angeles. You can catch his Conan set online and follow him at @nicknemeroff.

Feb 06, 202057:44
#95 Bri Pruett: I Used Craigslist as a Hookup App

#95 Bri Pruett: I Used Craigslist as a Hookup App

Bri Pruett confesses that she used Craigslist as a hookup app long before the days of Tinder, and how she was able to  express her sexuality through positive interactions from the site. We also talk about the positive aspects of the internet, and how to do Instagram without feeling bad. Bri Pruett is a standup comedian and writer and produces hit shows such as Faded and High Priestess, and you can follow her at @bripruett. (Music Credits: "Pride" by Kevin Macleod, Shipwrecked Sailor)

Jan 29, 202001:21:59
#94 Neel Ghosh: I Was an Uber Competitive Band Nerd

#94 Neel Ghosh: I Was an Uber Competitive Band Nerd

Neel Ghosh confesses that before comedy, he was a saxophone major in college and grew up as a competitive band nerd before that. He talks about how music influenced his world outlook, and they talk about parental expectations and growing up in Iowa as one of the only Indian families. Neel Ghosh is a standup comedian in Los Angeles. He co-hosts the Night Voyage show and you can follow him at @neel.ghosh.

Jan 22, 202001:21:05
#93 Lindsay Adams: I Used Myspace as a Dating Site in High School

#93 Lindsay Adams: I Used Myspace as a Dating Site in High School

Lindsay Adams (Bake Stuff with Lindsay) confesses she used Myspace as a dating service when she was in high school. We talk about how she walked Jennifer Hudson's dogs, dated older guys in her youth, and discuss what the confusing experience of looking back on predatorial relationships as an adult with more knowledge. Lindsay Adams is a comedian in Los Angeles and host of her baking comedy show @bakestuffwlindsay.

Jan 15, 202001:06:55
#92 Laci Mosley: I Used To Work Foot Fetish Parties

#92 Laci Mosley: I Used To Work Foot Fetish Parties

Laci Mosely (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess) confesses that she used to work at a bar that hosted foot fetish parties in the basement. We talk about her journey as an actress from New York City to Los Angeles, how she knew it was time to leave New York, and they play a game about her expertise - scams. Listen to her podcast Scam Goddess on Earwolf and follow her at @divalaci.

Jan 08, 202001:13:53
#91 Mary Beth Barone (Re-release): I'm In Love With My Best Friend

#91 Mary Beth Barone (Re-release): I'm In Love With My Best Friend

RE-RELEASE: Mary Beth Barone drops the bomb that she's in love with her best friend. Despite them having both talked about their feelings and attraction for each other, they've never acted on it because they don't want to risk their friendship. We also talk about her struggles with eating disorders in college and why she gets jealous at other people's art.  Mary Beth Barone is a standup comedian from New York and is the writer and star of the short film Mary Beth's Sex Tape. She also hosts the podcast Mildly Offensive. You can follow her at @marybethbarone.

Jan 01, 202001:05:09
#90 Best Clips of 2019

#90 Best Clips of 2019

In this end of the year recap episode, Teresa catches you up some of her top moments of 2019 from the show. This is no particular order nor is it the definitive best clips, but these are some strong moments that cover a breadth of topics, from learning about her sister's eating disorder to a frank conversation with her comedy mentor, and more. Teresa introduces each clip with her commentary. Some guests include Anthony Atamanuik, Nick Turner, Nori Reed, Biniam Bizuneh, Steph Tolev, Emma Willmann, Joe Kwaczala, Lamar Woods and more. Follow the pod at @tellmeanythingpod.

Dec 25, 201901:24:41
#89: Katie Willert: I Tried To Kill Myself

#89: Katie Willert: I Tried To Kill Myself

Katie Willert opens up about her suicide attempt and how she was able to get help and healthy again. We talk about her anxiety as a child, why she finally started medication, and how to speak to your friends who are suicidal. Katie Willert is a comedian and performer from Cracked, known for her role on After Hours and more, andyou can follow her and her work at @kawillert. TW: Suicide

Dec 18, 201901:20:30
#88 Sam Wiles: I Was The College Republican President As A Freshman

#88 Sam Wiles: I Was The College Republican President As A Freshman

Sam Wiles confesses that he found his voice through the college republicans club and it wasn't until he spent time working for conservative company Fox News that he realized he didn't believe in the culture and viewpoints surrounding his lifestyle. He talks about finding identity in a predominantly white midwestern background, and how he eventually found his true calling in comedy. Sam is a comedian in Los Angeles and you can follow him at @samwiles.

Dec 11, 201901:04:26
#87 Mary Houlihan: In 8th Grade, I Had a Secret Boyfriend

#87 Mary Houlihan: In 8th Grade, I Had a Secret Boyfriend

Mary Houlihan confesses that when she was in 8th grade, she had a secret boyfriend from another school. We talk about her childhood growing up in Jersey and her path from art school to comedy.  Mary Houlihan is a standup comedian, artist, and actress. Watch her web-series CEO Skyscraper, and follow her on Instagram at @maryhoulie.

Dec 05, 201901:01:08
#86 Emma Willmann: I Pooped In My Pants And Blamed A Homeless Person

#86 Emma Willmann: I Pooped In My Pants And Blamed A Homeless Person

Emma Willmann confesses that she stepped in poop at a family reunion in elementary school and blamed it on a homeless person. Teresa absolves her of the guilt, and she also confesses to pretending to be a man on chat rooms growing up. We talk about relationships red flags and text mishaps. Emma Willmann is a standup comedian that can be seen on Netflix and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. She hosts the podcast Inside the Podcast and you can follow her at @emmawillmann.

Nov 27, 201901:07:16
#85 Biniam Bizuneh: I Got Swindled Out of My Car By A Guy Named Hank

#85 Biniam Bizuneh: I Got Swindled Out of My Car By A Guy Named Hank

Biniam Bizuneh confesses the story of how he got swindled out of his car when he was leaving Los Angeles to live with his friend on a farm, and how he got out of his spiralling depression and made it back into comedy after a much needed break. Biniam Bizuneh has written for Jimmy Kimmel Live!, performed on Comedy Central, and you can watch his series "How to Be Broke" on Comedy Central Digital or follow him at @biniambiz.

Nov 20, 201901:17:49
#84 Dave Ross: I Sometimes Have Violent Thoughts

#84 Dave Ross: I Sometimes Have Violent Thoughts

Dave Ross confesses that he sometimes has violent thoughts, while in real life he is terrified of physical confrontation. We talk about the expectations of men to fight and where the thoughts come from when he has never actually been violent. They discuss how gender roles have affected their fantasies, and why the fear of getting beat up can seem worse than actually getting beat up. Dave Ross is a comedian that has appeared on The Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and has a hilarious album out now called The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex available at guns.sex.beer. Follow him at @davetotheross.

Nov 13, 201952:35
#83 Corie Johnson: I Grew Up With Addict Parents

#83 Corie Johnson: I Grew Up With Addict Parents

Corie Johnson confesses what it was like to grow up with addict parents, and how that affected her sense of humor. We talk about her taking on the caretaker role for her friends, how her best friend got her to start going to therapy, and what weight loss boarding school was like. Corie Johnson is a standup comedian and you can follow her at @uncoriedinated.

Nov 06, 201901:03:03
#82 Ryan Singer: I Had To Go To Therapy After A Paranormal Encounter

#82 Ryan Singer: I Had To Go To Therapy After A Paranormal Encounter

It's a Halloween spooky confession! Ryan Singer confesses the spooky story of how he encountered the supernatural at Skinwalker Ranch, while looking for Bigfoot. We talk about all things occult, paranormal, and why people are sometimes skeptical of unexplained phenomenons in the face of live evidence. Ryan Singer is a comedian and host of the podcast Me & Paranormal You, and you can get his album "Free Love" out now. Follow him at @rysing.

Oct 30, 201901:24:24
#81 Jenyi: I Thought I Could Control My Period With My Mind

#81 Jenyi: I Thought I Could Control My Period With My Mind

It's a special birthday episode! Teresa interviews her twin sister Jenyi, a DJ and musician in Los Angeles, on their shared 30th birthday. Jenyi tells her something she's never told her before - that she used to think she could control her period cycle with her mind. They talk about how they went to opposite extremes growing up in order to cope with trauma, and Jenyi tells Teresa what she really thinks of Teresa's jokes about her. Follow Jenyi on IG at @djhauskaat and follow the podcast at @leresatee.

Oct 25, 201901:19:19
#80 Teresa Lee: I Can't Let Go Of Clothes That Belonged To People I Loved (Solo Episode)

#80 Teresa Lee: I Can't Let Go Of Clothes That Belonged To People I Loved (Solo Episode)

In continuing the annual tradition of a solo episode in her birthday week, host Teresa Lee confesses that she has a hard time letting go of clothes that belonged to other people. Specifically, she talks about how she used to keep shirts given to her by crushes, and how that eventually transitioned into her hanging on to her little brother's clothes after he committed suicide. She talks about attachment, insecurity, and learning to let go. Teresa is the host of You Can Tell Me Anything and you can follow her at @leresatee. Follow the podcast: @tellmeanythingpod.

Oct 23, 201938:56
#79 Sydney Steinberg: I Terrorized My First Boyfriend For 4 Years After We Broke Up

#79 Sydney Steinberg: I Terrorized My First Boyfriend For 4 Years After We Broke Up

Sydney Steinberg confesses that after dating her first boyfriend for 6 months, she could not let go of the relationship for 4 years after. We talk about attachment styles, what drives someone to hold onto a relationship even when it's not working, and how she broke her pattern and find a healthy loving relationship. We also talk about what it means when exes message your siblings, and how accepting yourself makes you attractive to others. Sydney Steinberg is a comedian, writer, and performer from UCB, and has appeared on The Cool Kids, College Humor, Cracked, and more. You can follow her at @sydsteinbo. Follow the podcast: @tellmeanythingpod.

Oct 16, 201954:04
#78 Ellory Smith: I Drove For A Year Without Car Insurance

#78 Ellory Smith: I Drove For A Year Without Car Insurance

Ellory Smith confesses she drove for her first year and a half in Los Angeles without car insurance. We talk about how she copes with dark thoughts through Twitter, why she stays in relationships far longer than she wants, and why she thinks nobody should get married before 38.  Ellory Smith is a comedian and Emmy award nominated writer. She hosts the comedy show Funnilingus and you can follow her at @ellory_smith. Follow the podcast: @tellmeanythingpod.

Oct 09, 201901:00:42
#77 Nori Reed: I Didn't Learn to Use Chopsticks Until I Was 11
Oct 02, 201901:08:54
#76 Riley Silverman: I Watch Amateur Singers on Youtube

#76 Riley Silverman: I Watch Amateur Singers on Youtube

Riley Silverman confesses she loves to watch amateur singers on Youtube sing showtunes, Disney songs, all of it. We talk about what it means to be a Disney gay and her love of musicals and play a game about Disneyland park secrets. Riley Silverman is a comedian and host of Troubled Waters podcast on Maximum Fun. She is a D&D expert and has appearedon Syfy, Nerdist, and more. You can follow her at @rileysilverman on IG and @rileyjsilverman on Twitter. Follow the pod: @tellmeanythingpod
Sep 25, 201901:09:22
#75 Nick Turner: My Political Theater Group Was Infiltrated by The Government

#75 Nick Turner: My Political Theater Group Was Infiltrated by The Government

Nick Turner confesses he was in a political play that the government started spying on, by way of secret actors. We talk about tricking audiences in Kalamazoo, why being bad at Twitter sucks for comedy. Nick Turner is a comedian and host of Get Rich Nick on Earwolf, he's been on Comedy Central, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, and you can follow him at @nickturners.

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Music by: Incompetech, Shipwrecked Sailor, Cody Johnston
Sep 18, 201956:11
#74 Robbie Bruens: I Lied To A TV Producer So I Could Work With Him

#74 Robbie Bruens: I Lied To A TV Producer So I Could Work With Him

Robbie Bruens confesses to how lying to a TV producer he idolized while on set was a turning point in an abusive relationship he finally decided to get out of. We talk about why it's difficult to leave abusive partners and how soon after trauma is okay to talk about on stage. Robbie Bruens is the host of The Last Show in The World. You can follow him at @robbiebruenz.

IG: @tellmeanythingpod
Music by: Cody Johnston
Outro by: Shipwrecked Sailor
Sep 12, 201901:24:16
#73 Will Weldon: I Can't Sh*t in Public Restrooms
Sep 04, 201901:16:15
#72 Lamar Woods: I Have a Bully at Planet Fitness

#72 Lamar Woods: I Have a Bully at Planet Fitness

Lamar Woods confesses that he has a bully at his gym. They talk about what it means to be a lunk or a soft boy, how to tune out fears when meditating, and play a game called Was This Gift Given to a World Leader or a Celebrity With a High IMDB Star Meter? Lamar Woods is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles. He's written for New Girl, Single Parents, and the movie It's a Party, which he also stars in. You can follow him at @prophmatic.

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Aug 28, 201901:02:00
#71 Mary Jane French: I Slept With Someone Who Turned Out To Be A Pedophile
Aug 21, 201901:07:33
#70 Nicole Conlan: I May Have Incited a High School Classmate's Heroin Addiction

#70 Nicole Conlan: I May Have Incited a High School Classmate's Heroin Addiction

Nicole confesses that in high school, she suspects she was the inciting incident for her classmate's path down to heroin addiction. We discuss fate, nihilism, and how to beat procrastination.

Nicole Conlan is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles, CA. She has performed at Sketchfest and is currently writing a series for Audible. She can be followed at @thenicoleconlan.

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Aug 14, 201901:00:09
#69 Kevin Yee: When I Was 19, I Let a Millionaire Take Me to Paris

#69 Kevin Yee: When I Was 19, I Let a Millionaire Take Me to Paris

Kevin Yee talks about how he let a stranger on the internet take him to London and Paris, and why it turned out to be a bad idea. They talk about how to spot red flags and the difference between idealization and realism. They also play a game guessing obscure Broadway musicals. Kevin Yee is a standup comedian and his short film "About a Short Film" at Outfest. You can follow him at @kevinyeedotcom.

Music by Cody Johnston, Incompetech, Shipwrecked Sailor
Aug 07, 201901:11:59
#68 Georgea Brooks: I Had Imaginary Friends For Most of My Life

#68 Georgea Brooks: I Had Imaginary Friends For Most of My Life

Georgea Brooks confesses she had imaginary friends ever since she was a child. She talks about growing up as an only child, her fantasy relationships with celebrities, and play a game of Rant or Rave. Georgea Brooks is a comedian in Los Angeles. She hosts the show Last Show in the World and has an album out called Cash Money. You can follow her at @georgeabrooaks.

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Music:
Theme song by Cody Johnston
Outro by Shipwrecked Sailor
Aug 01, 201959:52
#67 Kenny DeForest: I Used To Throw Cakes at Cars

#67 Kenny DeForest: I Used To Throw Cakes at Cars

Kenny DeForest confesses that when he was in high school, he and his friends used to throw cakes at cars. We also talk about boundaries, his move to Los Angeles, and astrology. Kenny DeForest is a standup comedian that has appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers. Follow him at @kennydeforest. Intro: Incompetech Outro: Shipwrecked Sailor Theme Song: Cody Johnston Get the Confidant newsletter & support the podcast: Paypal.me/youcan tellmeanything
Jul 24, 201901:15:16
#66 Lily Du: I Used to Read All My Boyfriend's Emails

#66 Lily Du: I Used to Read All My Boyfriend's Emails

Lily Du admits that she used to hack her boyfriend's emails when she thought he was cheating. She explains how to use a keystroke logger and gets into how she used to be paranoid about relationships. We talk about trust and safety, Teresa's experience with cheaters, and about Lily's move cross country for her new job. Lily Du is a cast member at College Humor. Follow her at @lily_d.

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Jul 17, 201955:55
#65 Noah Findling: I Had a Major Cockroach Problem

#65 Noah Findling: I Had a Major Cockroach Problem

Noah Findling confesses that when him and his girlfriend moved into a new apartment together, they had an intense cockroach problem. We talk about how to deal with self doubt and insecurity, communicating crazy thoughts in relationships, and get into the cockroach infestation. Noah Findling is a standup comedian in Los Angeles, CA. Follow him at @noahbuilttheark.

Theme song by Cody Johnston
BG Music by Incompetech
Outtro Music by Shipwrecked Sailor
Jul 11, 201901:04:48
#64 Alise Morales: I Have a Baby Blanket

#64 Alise Morales: I Have a Baby Blanket

Alise Morales confesses that she still sleeps with her baby blanket and was a thumb sucker for too far into her adult life. We talk about security, dreams, and listen to a confession from a listener.

Alise Morales is a comedian and creator of Roast of Your 15 Year Old Self. She writes for Betches and voices Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Our Cartoon President. You can follow her at @pandalise.

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Jul 04, 201901:04:42
#63 Limestone Comedy Festival Pt 2: Limestone Comedy Festival: Sam Evans, Caitlin Peluffo, Hayden Kristal, Molly Ruben-Long
Jul 01, 201957:59
#62 Limestone Comedy Festival Pt 1: Jasmine Ellis, Mike Carrozza, Lael O'Shaughnessy
Jun 27, 201950:46
#61 Francis Cronin: I Used To Own A Bar in Mexico

#61 Francis Cronin: I Used To Own A Bar in Mexico

Francis Cronin confesses that after finishing his time in the Irish Army, he owned a bar in Mexico. He tells a few adventurous stories from his time living there, including a run-in with a drug cartel lord.

Francis Cronin is an Irish born standup comedian, activist, and documentarian. He walked and slept in a tent for a year to raise awareness for homelessness. You can follow him at @glowpunk.

Follow this podcast at @tellmeanythingpod and follow Teresa at @leresatee.

Engineer: Samee Junio
Jun 19, 201901:10:53
#60 Steph Tolev: I think I am the best driver out of all my friends

#60 Steph Tolev: I think I am the best driver out of all my friends

Steph Tolev admits she tends to get road rage while driving, but that's just because she's a better driver than everyone she knows. She talks about how she lets out her frustrations on the road and they also discuss body image in Hollywood.

Steph Toleve is a comedian in Los Angeles, with a Comedy Central Digital series coming out in July. She was a Comedy Central Up Next performer and you can follow her at @stephtolev.

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Jun 12, 201953:45
#59 Anthony Atamanuik: When I Was A Young Man, I Was an Incel

#59 Anthony Atamanuik: When I Was A Young Man, I Was an Incel

Anthony Atamanuik confesses that he used to be an incel as a teen. We talk about the effects of toxic masculinity on men, and how dangerous cancel culture can be for progress. We also answer some Would I Be The Asshole questions on Reddit.

Anthony Atamanuik is the creator of The President Show on Comedy Central, and is known for his Donald Trump satirical impressions. He's a comedian, writer, and will be performing Trump Vs Bernie 2020 at San Diego Comic Con. Follow him at @therealactualtony.
May 29, 201901:11:00
#58 Daniel O'Brien: I Pretended My Dad Was Dead To Get Out of Trouble

#58 Daniel O'Brien: I Pretended My Dad Was Dead To Get Out of Trouble

Daniel O'Brien confesses to faking his dad's death in kindergarten just to get out of trouble. He talks about how he dealt with conflict as a child and how it's affected his relationships as an adult. Daniel O'Brien is a comedian and currently writes for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. He wrote the bestselling book How to Fight Presidents and was formerly a comedian at Cracked. You can follow him at @DOB_inc.

IG: @tellmeanythingpod
Outro Music by: Shipwrecked Sailor
Theme song by: Cody Johnston
May 22, 201951:20
#57 Marlena Rodriguez: Buying a Microwave Saved Me From an Eating Disorder

#57 Marlena Rodriguez: Buying a Microwave Saved Me From an Eating Disorder

Marlena Rodriguez confesses that she nearly developed an eating disorder after starting new medication that caused her to lose weight rapidly. Marlena Rodriguez is a comedian from Chicago by way of New York. She's written for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Silicon Valley, and has been seen on Comedy Central and HBO Latino. Follow her at @marlenagotalife.

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May 16, 201958:47
#56 Live Anniversary Show with Brendan Scannell, Gaby Dunn

#56 Live Anniversary Show with Brendan Scannell, Gaby Dunn

Live from the Comedy Central Stage! Brendan Scannell confesses to having an accident in his pants followed by a celebrity sighting, Gaby Dunn confesses to using witchcraft to seducing her first sexual partner, and therapist Anais Plasketes analyzes their confessions live on stage. Recorded at Comedy Central Stage in Los Angeles, produced by Sammee Junio.

You can follow Brendan online at @BrendanScannell. You can follow Gaby online at @gabyroad.

Theme Song: Cody Johnston
Music by: Shipwrecked Sailor
May 09, 201947:51
#55 Clark Jones: I Do Impressions of Other People In My Head

#55 Clark Jones: I Do Impressions of Other People In My Head

Clark Jones confesses that he pretends to be other people in his head constantly. We talk about relationships, dating, therapy as cheat codes, and why he mimics other people when he interacts in life.

Clark Jones is a standup comedian and writer. He has appeared on Crashing, Starz, Comedy Central, and has a new album out called "First of All". Follow him online at @theclarkjones.

Theme Song: Cody Johnston
Music: Skating in an empty pool by Shipwrecked Sailor
May 01, 201901:00:14
#54 Danielle Perez: I Went to A Montessori School

#54 Danielle Perez: I Went to A Montessori School

Danielle confesses that she went to a Montessori school and discusses how she loved school until she had to transfer to a traditional setting. She talks about struggling with childhood depression and how it affected her learning ability as a child.

Danielle Perez is a standup comedian from Los Angeles, and has been seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live and played at Laughing Skull Comedy Festival and Women in Comedy Festival. Follow her at @divadelux.
Apr 24, 201901:21:11
#53 Ellie McElvain: I Missed My Grandma's Funeral To See One Direction

#53 Ellie McElvain: I Missed My Grandma's Funeral To See One Direction

Ellie McElvain confesses that she skipped her grandma's funeral to attend a One Direction concert. Ellie McElvain is a writer and cast member of Good Mythical Morning, a standup comedian, and a dog mom. You can follow her at @elliemce.

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Music:
"Farm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Theme Song: Cody Johnston
Apr 18, 201901:26:30
#52 Blake Wexler: I'm Terrified of Getting a Brain Aneurysm

#52 Blake Wexler: I'm Terrified of Getting a Brain Aneurysm

Blake Wexler confesses that he thinks about getting a brain aneurysm everyday, ever since his father almost died from one. We talk about the effect of his father's accident on his childhood, how he copes with anxiety now, and play a game all about award winning dialogue.

Blake Wexler is a standup comedian. His album is called Stuffed Boy and you can follow him at @blakewexler.
Apr 10, 201901:14:54
#51 Mary Beth Barone: I'm in Love with My Best Friend

#51 Mary Beth Barone: I'm in Love with My Best Friend

Mary Beth Barone drops the bomb that she's in love with her best friend. Despite them having both talked about their feelings and attraction for each other, they've never acted on it because they don't want to risk their friendship.

Mary Beth Barone is a standup comedian from New York and is the writer and star of the short film Mary Beth's Sex Tape.You can follow her at @marybethbarone.


Music:
"Farm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Apr 03, 201901:05:37
#50 Sara Benincasa: I Took Plan B 10 Times In One Year

#50 Sara Benincasa: I Took Plan B 10 Times In One Year

In this episode, Sara Benincasa tells Teresa about the year she took Plan B ten times and how it got her to quit drinking. She talks about her drinking days and they talk about personal growth and how it takes constant checking in.

Sara Benincasa is a comedian and author of the book Real Artists Have Day Jobs as well as many other titles. You can follow Sara at @SaraJBenincasa.

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Mar 27, 201901:23:32
#49 Robert Evans: I had an eating disorder
Mar 21, 201901:04:16
#48 Netflix's Historical Roast Creators Confess To Each Other (Eddie Furth & Ryan Pigg)

#48 Netflix's Historical Roast Creators Confess To Each Other (Eddie Furth & Ryan Pigg)

From Ryan's realistic dreams about Eddie to Eddie's yearning hope for them to be more than just creative partners, Ryan Pigg and Eddie Furth from Netflix's Historical Roast get real with each other about their relationship and more.

Eddie Furth and Ryan Pigg created and host the show Historical Roast and Fictional Roast, which is coming soon to Netflix. Follow @historicalroast and @fictionalroast on FB and Instagram.

IG: @tellmeanythingpod
Mar 13, 201901:43:51
#47 Tom Reimann: I Almost Got Expelled for Sabotaging Mass Mailers

#47 Tom Reimann: I Almost Got Expelled for Sabotaging Mass Mailers

Tom Reimann confesses that he was almost expelled in his private high school for writing "don't send money" on mass mailers to alumni asking for money. We also play a game inspired by criminal best selling authors.

Tom Reimann is a writer who has written for Cracked, and currently writes and performs for Gamefully Unemployed. You can follow him at @startthemachine.

Theme Song: Cody Johnston
Ending Music: Skating by an Empty Pool - Shipwrecked Sailor
Mar 06, 201901:01:38
#46 Andrew Ti: I Think My Mom Is A Hoarder
Feb 27, 201901:07:55
#45 Joe Kwaczala: I'm Obsessed With Making Lists

#45 Joe Kwaczala: I'm Obsessed With Making Lists

Joe Kwaczala tells Teresa that he can't stop making lists. He has a list of every show he's ever done and has been making lists for years. They talk about the fear of letting go, how to remember ephemeral memories without overdoing it, and how Joe's 31 for 31 videos came about. Joe Kwaczala just taped his Comedy Central Half Hour and is a hilarious standup comedian in Los Angeles. He created 31 videos for his 31st birthday and has a podcast called Who Cares About the Rock Hall. Follow him at @joejoek.
Feb 20, 201901:01:33
#44 Madison Shepard: I Was a Baby Mall Goth
Feb 14, 201901:05:56
#43 Marcella Arguello: I Lost My Virginity at 25

#43 Marcella Arguello: I Lost My Virginity at 25

Marcella Arguello talks about growing up Catholic and why she waited until she was 25 to lose her virginity. We also play a game of Celebrities are Justice Like Us.

Marcella Arguello has appeared on Comedy Central. She just released her new album The Woke Bully, which is available for download on Itunes now. Follow her at @marcellacomedy.
Feb 06, 201950:05
#41 Jared Goldstein: I Had Aspirations to Become a Pop Star

#41 Jared Goldstein: I Had Aspirations to Become a Pop Star

Jared Goldstein confesses that he legitimately pursued a pop star career when he was in his teens and even wrote and recorded songs to get things going. He talks to Teresa about forgiving his mom and they discuss the importance of self parenting and becoming your own source of safety. They also talk about the first joke they each wrote.

Jared Goldstein is a former child star and Broadway actor turned hilarious comedian. You can follow him at @heyjaredhey.
Jan 23, 201901:07:09
#40 Kat Toledo: "I Trained to Be a Dominatrix"

#40 Kat Toledo: "I Trained to Be a Dominatrix"

Kat Toledo confesses that she once answered a Craigslist ad with her friend in high school to become a dominatrix at a local dungeon. They talk about kinks, gender dynamics, and more. They also play a game of Over/Under with Pitbull's tweets. Kat Toledo is a comedian from Miami. She's opened for Eric Andre, performed on The Chris Gethard Show, and currently resides in Los Angeles. You can follow her on IG at @kat_toledo.
Jan 16, 201957:32
#39 Alyssa Limperis: I don't like sleeping outside of my own home

#39 Alyssa Limperis: I don't like sleeping outside of my own home

Alyssa Limperis of Crazy; In Bed joins Teresa to talk about her anxiety going to sleepovers growing up. Teresa confesses to a sleepover related lie she told her mom in middle school herself. She opens up about being in recovery for eating disorders, and they talk about using coping mechanisms to regain control of their own lives to deal with trauma.

Alyssa Limperis is an internet comedian and you can follow her on Twitter at @alyssalimp and on IG at @alyssalimp.
Jan 08, 201946:35
#38 Holiday Special: Top Ten Moments of 2018

#38 Holiday Special: Top Ten Moments of 2018

Happy almost end of 2018 and almost one year of You Can Tell Me Anything! Teresa celebrates the end of the year with a clip show of her top 10 clips of the year. There were so many to choose from, this was very hard. Featuring guests such as Edgar Momplaisir, Jamie Loftus, Caitlin Durante, James Austin Johnson, Tom Thakkar, and more. We'll see you in 2019.

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Dec 30, 201855:50
#37 Andrew Collin: I Was Completely Addicted to Blackjack

#37 Andrew Collin: I Was Completely Addicted to Blackjack

Andrew Collin (Happy Never After Podcast) tells Teresa about how his blackjack addiction led him to almost rob a man in New Orleans. They talk about panic attacks, coping with anxiety, being sober, and why it's important to work on yourself before you can be with someone else. You can follow Andrew online at @andrewtcollin.
Dec 19, 201859:17
#36 Atsuko Okatskua: I Went to A Swing Party on Craigslist

#36 Atsuko Okatskua: I Went to A Swing Party on Craigslist

Atsuko Okatsuka (Let's Go Atsuko) tells Teresa about how she got her husband to go with her to swing parties. They talk about getting lonely during the holidays, threesomes, and the need to be good at everything they see.

Atsuko Okatsuka is a standup comedian and creator of Disoriented Comedy, Let's Go Atsuko, and more. Her special "They Call Me Stacy" is out on Hulu. You can follow her on social media at @atsukocomedy.
Dec 12, 201858:50
#35 Katy Stoll: I Had Really Sweaty Hands and Feet

#35 Katy Stoll: I Had Really Sweaty Hands and Feet

Katy Stoll (Cracked, Some More News) talks about what it was like growing up with hyperhydrosis in her hands and feet, a condition that made her sweat abnormally more than others, and she confesses how it affected her sex life in college. They talk about Teresa's tendency to self sabotage, how she got around shaving her legs in middle school, and why girls should get angrier when they don't finish in bed. Follow Katy at @katystoll. Follow this pod at @tellmeanythingpod.
Dec 06, 201857:03
#34 Brodie Reed: I Have An Estranged Sister

#34 Brodie Reed: I Have An Estranged Sister

Brodie Reed tells us about his estranged sister and gets into why their relationship is complicated. They talk about boundaries and how to draw them when it's with someone in your family. They also talk about loss, grief, and how Brodie almost inherited an obscene amount of money.

Brodie Reed is a very funny standup comedian, writer, and director. He directed the short film Ride Share, and you can follow him at @ayo.bro.bro on Twitter or @ayobrobro on Instagram.

IG: @tellmeanythingpod

Patreon: patreon.com/tellmeanythingpod

Nov 28, 201801:01:13
#33 Amy Miller: I love Motel 6

#33 Amy Miller: I love Motel 6

Amy Miller confesses that she loves staying in the Motel 6 franchise because it makes her feel like she's on the run. She shares her favorite motel memories and they discuss immigrants who vote for Trump amongst other things. They also play a game of Motel 6 or Sick Hotel to test Amy's true love of Motel 6.

Amy Miller is a standup comedian that's been on Last Comic Standing and Viceland's Flophouse. You can follow her online at @amymillercomedy.
Nov 21, 201801:01:02
#32 Allen Strickland Williams: "I Hate Florida"

#32 Allen Strickland Williams: "I Hate Florida"

Allen Strickland Williams (Conan, Comedy Central) confesses that he hates where he's from, and they have a raw conversation about what it's like to feel such different political and core beliefs from the friends and family you grew up with. They talk about the 2018 Midterm election results as they come in. They discuss manifesting, the idea of following signs from the universe, and play a game all about euphemisms for penises. Follow Allen at @totallyallen.
Nov 14, 201856:00
#30: Mara Marek: I Saw A Ghost at Gettysburg

#30: Mara Marek: I Saw A Ghost at Gettysburg

On the second part of the Halloween series, Mara Marek from Happy Never After comes on the podcast to share her very very spooky paranormal experience. She has an insane run-in with ghosts at the historical Gettysburg site on a family vacation, and when you listen to it you'll freak out too.

Mara Marek is the co-host of Happy Never After podcast and creator of Bike Laugh Heal. You can follow her on Instagram at @maramarek and check out her podcast all about divorce on Apple Podcasts.
Oct 31, 201852:19
#29 Alex Punch: I Went Ghost Hunting with Post Malone
Oct 30, 201846:27
#28 Teresa Lee: I Used To Think I Was a Boy
Oct 24, 201836:16
#27 Brandie Posey: I Sh*t Next to The Toilet for Revenge

#27 Brandie Posey: I Sh*t Next to The Toilet for Revenge

Brandie Posey confesses to taking revenge into her own hands on behalf of her entire swim team when she was only eight years old. We talk about what it was like growing up with her grandmother, not taking other people's shit, and more.



Brandie Posey is the co-host of the top rated podcast Lady 2 Lady. She's a standup comedian and creator of the show Picture This. You can follow her at @brandazzle and @lady2ladycomedy.
Oct 17, 201852:06
#26 Ky Krebs, Ruby Willmann, Neeraj Srinivasan, Allison Mick, and Norah Yang: Live from Out of Bounds Festival Part 3

#26 Ky Krebs, Ruby Willmann, Neeraj Srinivasan, Allison Mick, and Norah Yang: Live from Out of Bounds Festival Part 3

The final installment of the Out of Bounds Festival episodes features secret Peruvian boyfriends, a good girl at Burning Man, a reckoning with inappropriate behavior from years ago, and more.

Thank you Permanent RCRD for the studio space in Austin, TX and to Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. Follow the guests here: Ky Krebs (@kykrebs), Ruby Willman (@oobfest), Neeraj Srinivasan (@neerandloathing), Norah Yang (@norahyang37), Allison Mick (@allison_mick).
Oct 12, 201801:06:46
#25 Daniel Webb: He Made Out With A Boy at Daycare
Oct 10, 201859:50
#24 Kenice Mobley, Pamela Ross, Carlton Wilcoxson, Lindsay Lucido: "I Touched Ryan Gosling's Butt and more!" From Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival (Pt 2)

#24 Kenice Mobley, Pamela Ross, Carlton Wilcoxson, Lindsay Lucido: "I Touched Ryan Gosling's Butt and more!" From Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival (Pt 2)

Teresa talks to performers from the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival… part 2! Minisodes featuring confessions of a fake Facebook account to talk to Disney stars, sending a boyfriend's ex girlfriend a wedding gift, touching Ryan Gosling's butt, and more!
Thank you Permanent RCRD for the studio space in Austin, TX and to Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. Find the guests here: Carlton Wilcoxson (IG: @ccwilcoxson), Lindsay Lucido (@lindsaylucido), Pam Ross (@pamnotanderson), Kenice Mobley (Person About Town podcas
Oct 03, 201801:10:22
#23 Adam Tod Brown: "I Smoked Crack"

#23 Adam Tod Brown: "I Smoked Crack"

Adam Tod Brown tells the story of how he smoked crack once… or maybe twice. We talk about drugs and new experiences, what people do to cope, and touch on addiction. But it's fun, we swear.

Adam Tod Brown is the host of the Unpopular Opinion podcast, a writer and comedian, and has written for Cracked, Playboy, and you can find him online at @adamtodbrown.
Sep 27, 201842:38
#22 Arielle Norman, Roxxy Haze, Allison Summers, and Squish: "Arrested for Prostitution on a Misunderstanding and more! From Out of Bounds Comedy Festival"

#22 Arielle Norman, Roxxy Haze, Allison Summers, and Squish: "Arrested for Prostitution on a Misunderstanding and more! From Out of Bounds Comedy Festival"

Teresa records a special edition of You Can Tell Me Anything at Out of Bounds Comedy Festival in Austin, TX. Confessions include a lesbian dating men for the first time, a high school secrecy pact broken, and someone who gets arrested for prostitution...
Thanks to Permanent RCRD for the studio space in Austin, TX and to Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. Follow Allison Summers (@allisonsummersinsti), Roxxy Haze (@iamroxxyhaze), Arielle Norman (Gender Fluids, Twitter: @pooptampon), SQUISH (The Pack Theater)
Sep 20, 201801:04:08
#21 Tom Thakkar: He Used Neopets to Cybersex

#21 Tom Thakkar: He Used Neopets to Cybersex

Tom Thakkar talks about how he got into cyber sex on Neopets as a teen and they discuss chat rooms and Teresa's fake identity. They also talk about identity and what it means to "other" yourself, as well as play a game all about celebrity obsessions. Tom Thakkar is the cohost of Comedy Central's You Up on Sirius XM, as well as the cohost of the hit podcast Stand By Your Band, and has been featured on Conan and JFL New Faces. You can follow him on Twitter at @tomathakkar, IG at @tomthakkar.
Sep 12, 201858:51
Episode 20: Michael Swaim: "I Have A Scar Jo Role"

Episode 20: Michael Swaim: "I Have A Scar Jo Role"

Michael Swaim confesses something he's never told anyone - in high school he played a Mexican character in a play in "brown face". We discuss appropriation, progress, and his growth. They play a game of Phobia Phobic.

Michael Swaim is the co-creator of Small Beans Podcast Network and a former staff writer and performer at Cracked. He is known for his role in the Webby Award winning After Hours and his many internet writings and musings. Follow him at @SWAIM_CORP and listen to his podcast Small Beans!
Sep 05, 201855:14
Episode 19: "I Used To Be A Republican" with Lisa Chanoux

Episode 19: "I Used To Be A Republican" with Lisa Chanoux

Lisa Chanoux admits that she used to be a Republican and that she once wrote a very opinionated letter to her local fire department about a hot button issue. They talk about the idea of girls who like attention "asking for it" and play a game of Secret Scoring... aka Guess The Movie With Secret In Its Title Based Off of Its Rotten Tomatoes Score.

Lisa Chanoux is a standup comedian and host of the popular astrology podcast What's Your Sign? You can follow her on Instagram at @asilnoux.
Aug 29, 201801:00:55
Episode 18: "I used to work in the porn industry" with Caitlin Durante

Episode 18: "I used to work in the porn industry" with Caitlin Durante

Caitlin Durante reveals that she used to work in the porn industry. They talk about Teresa's gogo dancing days as well as play a game all about people getting revenge. Caitlin Durante is the former artistic director of Nerdmelt as well as current co-host of the Bechdel Cast on HowStuffWorks. Follow her at @caitlindurante.
Aug 23, 201856:01
Episode 17:  "I have a weird relationship with crying" with Eli Olsberg

Episode 17: "I have a weird relationship with crying" with Eli Olsberg

Eli Olsberg talks about how he went from holding in his emotions as a kid to being open to crying as an adult. They discuss why crying is important, why they cried last, and Teresa talks about how she was called a Blabbermouth as a kid. We also listen to a listener created track as well as answer an email.
Eli Olsberg is the host of Performance Anxiety and performed for Van's Warped Tour, Laughing Skull Festival, and sometimes makes dance videos with Teresa. You can follow him online at @eliolsberg.
Aug 17, 201801:00:49
Episode 16: "Sometimes I Snoop" with Giulia Rozzi

Episode 16: "Sometimes I Snoop" with Giulia Rozzi

Giuilia Rozzi joins us to talk about her bad habit of snooping through her friends things. It comes from a place of love though, don't worry. We answer a listener email about secret baking at the office and more.

Giulia Rozzi is a comedian and co-host of the podcast Hopefully We Don't Break Up. She has appeared on Chelsea Lately, Girl Code, and This Is Not Happening. You can follow her at @GiuliaRozzi.
Aug 08, 201843:08
Episode 15: He Stole Thousands From a Catholic School Concession Stand with Geoffrey Asmus

Episode 15: He Stole Thousands From a Catholic School Concession Stand with Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey admits to stealing thousands of dollars from his Catholic School and they discuss the idea of a intrinsic moral compass. Do two wrongs make a right? Also, why do people torture small animals? We also return with another round of Taylor Swift Lyric or Internet Poetry.
Geoffrey Asmus was featured in the Just For Laughs New Faces and has performed at Limestone Comedy Festival, Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, and won the Funniest Person in Madison contest in 2015. Follow him on social at @filthyson.
Aug 01, 201853:35
Episode 14: "I Stole A F***ing Toy From My Friend" with Yoni Lotan

Episode 14: "I Stole A F***ing Toy From My Friend" with Yoni Lotan

Yoni divulges how he stole his best friend's toy and learned to find his moral compass on his own accord. He also has a bonus confession about living with OCD and they discuss how they cope with change and their need for control. They also play a game based on teen magazine confessions.



Yoni Lotan is an improvisor, actor, and comedian and has been featured at the Just For Laughs festival and will appear on the upcoming Netflix show Russian Dolls. You can find him at @Yonitime.
Jul 25, 201855:27
Episode 13: "I Was In A Boy Band" with Cody Johnston

Episode 13: "I Was In A Boy Band" with Cody Johnston

Cody Johnston (Some More News) admits that he was once in a boy band. They talk about his love of music, why the band broke up, why adult actors are hot but high school theater kids are not and play a game based on Reddit confessions. Cody Johnston is a writer and host of the internet news talk show Some More News. Formerly he was the head writer at Cracked Video and also a cast member in After Hours 2.0. You can find him at @drmistercody and check out his podcast Even More News.
Jul 18, 201844:12
Episode 12: "I'm Really Into the World of Slime" with Barbara Gray

Episode 12: "I'm Really Into the World of Slime" with Barbara Gray

In this episode, Barbara Gray admits to her sort of secret obsession with internet slime videos. She's spent over $100 on slime and discusses why they calm her down. They talk about Teresa's spontaneous impulse to go to church and give their thoughts on Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's whirlwind engagement. They play a game of Wow Wow Vows about celebrity wedding vows. Barbara Gray is the co-host of the Lady 2 Lady podcast and has appeared on Comedy Central's "Corporate". You can follow her at @babsgray
Jul 11, 201840:11
Episode 11:  "I Didn't Even Need to Lie, I Just Wanted To" with Jacquis Neal

Episode 11: "I Didn't Even Need to Lie, I Just Wanted To" with Jacquis Neal

In this episode, Jacquis Neal tells us the real reason he was arrested as a teenager that he never told his family or his girlfriend about. They discuss whether lies are acceptable to tell, Teresa admits to lies of her own, and they play a game about parents lying to their kids. Jacquis Neal is the co-host of the Culture Kings podcast and an improviser and actor in Los Angeles. He's a house team member at UCB. Follow him at @jacquisneal. Promo music: "Meatball Parade" (by Kevin MacLeod, Incompetech Music)
Jun 27, 201852:35
Episode 10: "I Don't Have a License But I Have Had a Car" with Jamie Loftus

Episode 10: "I Don't Have a License But I Have Had a Car" with Jamie Loftus

Jamie Loftus admits that she has never had a drivers license despite buying a car and driving it around Los Angeles for over a year. They play a game guessing confessions from different professions - do bankers really have sex in the security vaults? And they talk about juicy college gossip and why walking around is actually very nice. Jamie Loftus is a comedian, writer, and Twitter extraordinaire and co-host of the popular podcast The Bechdel Cast. You can follow her online at @JamieLoftusHELP.
Jun 20, 201851:54
Episode 9: "I'm a Real Creepy Alone Guy" with Caleb Synan

Episode 9: "I'm a Real Creepy Alone Guy" with Caleb Synan

Caleb Synan lets out his secret of just how creepy he is when he's alone. He talks about online stalking his way into friendship with other comedians and they discuss what it was like growing up with a preacher for a dad. Then they play a game with Yahoo Answers to see what the best answers for mystery questions might be. Caleb Synan has performed on Conan multiple times and was the winner of the Laughing Skull Comedy Festival. Follow him at @calebsynan.
Jun 13, 201849:16
Episode 8: "The Carmen Effect" with Carmen Angelica
Jun 06, 201849:49
Episode 7: "I'm a Recovering Conspiracy Theorist" with John Trowbridge

Episode 7: "I'm a Recovering Conspiracy Theorist" with John Trowbridge

John Trowbridge tells Teresa about his teenage obsession with conspiracy theories and how it led him to almost committing an Illuminati murder. Sort of. They also talk about having a crush on your therapist, why most conspiracy theories end in racism, and how orphanages should be more like Hogwarts. They play a game of Stars, They'll Believe Anything.
May 30, 201852:17
Episode 6: "His First Kiss Never Happened" with Charles Gould

Episode 6: "His First Kiss Never Happened" with Charles Gould

Charles Gould was the first to first kiss in fifth grade, but it was all a lie. He finally reveals the truth behind his first kiss reputation. Teresa and Charles debate if talking shit is good or bad, discuss how to self soothe anxiety, and break down the pros and cons of modern dating habits. Then, they play a game of What is This Youtuber About to Confess?
May 23, 201852:21
Episode 5: "I Could Have Been In Avatar" with Christine Medrano

Episode 5: "I Could Have Been In Avatar" with Christine Medrano

Christine Medrano confesses she constantly wonders what her life would have been like if she hadn't choked up on a children's theater audition. They discuss the "could have been" of Teresa's cheerleading career, their shared habit of writing secret letters addressed to crushes, and play a game to guess the Fast Food Employee Confession.
May 16, 201848:09
Episode 4: "I Asked My Friend to Tattoo Barack Obama On My Leg" with James Austin Johnson

Episode 4: "I Asked My Friend to Tattoo Barack Obama On My Leg" with James Austin Johnson

James Austin Johnson tells the story of how he got Barack Obama's face tatooed on his upper thigh. They talk about men's fashion choices, growing up in a conservative Christian community, and Teresatests JAJ's knowledge of celebrity confessions. James Austin Johnson is a comedian from Tennessee that has appeared in Future Man on Hulu and Coen Brother's Hail Caesar. He was a New Face at Just For Laughs in 2017 and is the co-host of Rod Stewart Live in Los Angeles every Wednesday night at La Cuevita. You can follow him on Instagram at @shrimpJAJ.  (Gameshow music by Incompetech)

May 09, 201801:06:20
Episode 3: "Apple Man Was Not an Original Idea" with Ever Mainard

Episode 3: "Apple Man Was Not an Original Idea" with Ever Mainard

Ever Mainard confesses to stealing a classmate's story idea back in elementary school and winning an award with that idea. She regrets it and has never done it since. They discuss the idea of self taught integrity, the case of the co-worker throwing out someone's lunch, and play a game of "Yes, No, or No Comment". Ever Mainard is a stand-up, actor, writer, improviser, all around funny gal. She won Best Actor Award at Outfest for her exceptional acting in the movie "The Feels" where she starred alongside Constance Wu. She's performed at Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Riot Festival, Just For Laughs Festival, SF Sketchfest, and more. She's on Twitter at @Evermainard

May 02, 201839:54
Episode 2: "The Cult Was Inside You All Along" with Kate Willett

Episode 2: "The Cult Was Inside You All Along" with Kate Willett

Kate Willett admits to being obsessed with joining a cult for a period of time in her life and they discuss seeking acceptance, early girl crushes, and test how ell they know their apologies in a game of "Was this Lena Dunham or Someone Else?" Kate Willett is a comedian, actress, and writer who recently taped her 15 minute special with Netflix. She's appeared on Comedy Central's This is Not Happening as well as Viceland's Flophouse. She has appeared at festivals all over including Just For Laughs, Laughing Skull, SF Sketchfest and LA Riot. Follow Kate on Twitter at @katewillett. Game music by: Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)

Apr 25, 201840:57
Episode 1: "I am 1000% Not Innocent" with Edgar Momplaisir

Episode 1: "I am 1000% Not Innocent" with Edgar Momplaisir

Edgar Momplaisir gets some vital information off his chest about an incident that occurred at his religious college. They also discuss group therapy, being an emotional tampon, and play a game of "Taylor Swift Lyric or Craigslist Poetry". Edgar Momplaisir is an actor, comedian, and writer. He can be seen in Gus Van Sant's upcoming film Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot. He is the cohost of the podcast Culture Kings and is also a house performer at Upright Citizen's Brigade.
Apr 18, 201848:28
You Can Tell Me Anything With Teresa Lee Launching 4/18/18
Apr 15, 201800:40