
Zombie Beach Podcast
By Dan, Pat, and Jerry
From bug-eyed aliens to swamp monsters to zombies ... it's B-Grade Horror and Sci-Fi to the max!

Season 2 Finale: PHANTASM! (You know, that horror movie with balls)
Season 2 Finale: PHANTASM! (You know, that horror movie with balls)
Zombie Beach PodcastJun 16, 2021
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Season 2 Finale: PHANTASM! (You know, that horror movie with balls)
Season 2 Finale: PHANTASM! (You know, that horror movie with balls)
What better way to bring Season 2 of Zombie Beach Podcast to a close than by spending time with one of Dan and Pat's favorite movies of all time, Phantasm, and the ultimate creepy villain played by Angus Scrimm.
Jun 16, 202101:16:36

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra & The Skeleton Returns Again
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra & The Skeleton Returns Again
This episode is almost a whole hour of pure love for The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra & The Skeleton Returns Again.
May 17, 202101:03:37

1975's Sci-Fi Classic "A Boy and his Dog"
1975's Sci-Fi Classic "A Boy and his Dog"
Dan, Pat, Jerry, and special guest Mike McShane take (among other things) a retrospective look at the classic 1975 post apocalyptic science fiction movie, A Boy and his Dog which was, believe it or not, the inspiration for the Mad Max franchise.
Apr 25, 202156:43

For Easter we revisit David Lynch's "Rabbits" (with Special Guest Star Mike McShane)
For Easter we revisit David Lynch's "Rabbits" (with Special Guest Star Mike McShane)
Not only do we examine the thoroughly bizarre "Rabbits" by David Lynch, but it inspires us to pitch our own movies/shows. Of course, hilarity ensues, made even better as we're joined by our old friend Mike McShane!
Apr 04, 202159:36

Cthulhu Went Down to Georgia
Cthulhu Went Down to Georgia
In this episode, we discuss:
The Queen of Outer Space
Lovecraft Country
Tentacles
The One
The Prisoner
An American Hippie in Israel
Zack Snyder's Justice League
WandaVision
The Vast of Night
200 Motels
Eraserhead
Twin Peaks, the Return: Episode 8
This episode is sponsored by the makers of Opossum on a Stick.
Mar 28, 202101:06:54

Night of the Comet!
Night of the Comet!
Dan, Pat, and Jerry discuss (among other things) the fun 80's End Of The World B-movie "Night of the Comet" written and directed by Thom Eberhardt, and staring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Robert Beltran, and the ever wonderful Mary Woronov.
Mar 01, 202101:00:17

Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and a $75 Hamburger
Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and a $75 Hamburger
Our last episode crashed and burned because the podcasting tech gods were not smiling at us, but this one recorded perfectly -- for the most part. We discuss the classic 1988 Killer Klowns from Outer Spaces, as well as Rock and Roll High School, seeing Wendy O. Willams and the Plasmatics live (back in the day), a $75 Hamburger, and the real zombie toe of the Yukon.
Feb 07, 202101:06:57

Bring Your Own Movie Beach Party!
Bring Your Own Movie Beach Party!
In this episode Dan, Pat, and Jerry discuss the movies: Underwater, I Am Mother, Shadow of the Vampire, Annihilation, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Human Centipede, Deadgirl, and Onibaba. Bonus non-horror/sci-fi movies mentioned: The Runaways, American Ultra, and Nightingale.
Jan 18, 202101:00:34

Toot Toot! All aboard the All Train Episode!
Toot Toot! All aboard the All Train Episode!
Snowpiercer and Train To Busan are on this two train ticket. Pat and Jerry discuss while Dan is off having phone issues.
Jan 04, 202141:31

Dook dook dook ... Babadook!
Dook dook dook ... Babadook!
Dan, Pat, and Jerry discuss the brilliant 2014 Australian psychological horror film "The Babadook" written and directed by Jennifer Kent. Awesome film but is it actually horror? Let's discuss!
With that, here's wishing everyone a wonderful 2020 Christmas (that sounds like a horror movie in itself ... kind of sounds Sci-Fi too if you think about it). We'll be coming back in 2021 with a "train" themed episode:
Snowpiercer
Train to Busan
Dec 20, 202001:07:47

Dan's Favorite Horror Movie: Tourist Trap
Dan's Favorite Horror Movie: Tourist Trap
Dan, Pat, and Jerry discuss Tourist Trap, a 1979 American supernatural slasher film directed by David Schmoeller and starring Chuck Connors, Jocelyn Jones, Jon Van Ness, Robin Sherwood, and Tanya Roberts.
Dec 13, 202001:05:47

Forbidden Planet = Shakespeare's The Tempest?
Forbidden Planet = Shakespeare's The Tempest?
Forbidden Planet gave us Robbie the Robot, and Anne Francis as Altaira Morbius ... and a line from the Rocky Horror theme song. But was it really based upon the Shakespeare play The Tempest? Let's discuss!
Nov 24, 202001:07:39

Zombie Beach, on the shores of ... Jeruzalem?!?
Zombie Beach, on the shores of ... Jeruzalem?!?
Dan, Pat, and Jerry focus their shaky-cam eyes on this unique found-footage horror fest, which features some amazing location shots and good use of low budget special effects. But there's some serious debate on whether this movie is worth watching.
Nov 16, 202059:09

Shin Godzilla ... or should it be Shroomzilla?
Shin Godzilla ... or should it be Shroomzilla?
Dan, Pat and Jerry discuss what is probably the ultimate Godzilla film, Shin Godzilla, as well as older rubber-suit Godzillas of yore, as opposed to new CGI mega-super-gigantilizilla USA versions that seem to think bigger is better. Is it? Is it really? The jury is out on that one. Also, is it possible that Godzilla isn't really a lizard at all, but a giant mutant newt?
Nov 09, 202001:01:58

We're Back, More Dead than Ever!
We're Back, More Dead than Ever!
The undead surfers of Zombie Beach return to talk with their friend Pat about the movies Vampire Circus; The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (and the sequel!); Plan 9 from Outer Space (the classic!); the various movies based on I Am Legend; and many others. They also discuss various shows such as Penny Dreadful; What We Do in the Shadows; and the new version of The Stand (which looks like it will be amazing). Also discussed is Rob Zombie's Werewolf Women of the SS and graphic novels such as American Vampire. You know, all good clean fun.
Oct 15, 202001:10:44

The Last Episode of "Retro" Season One
The Last Episode of "Retro" Season One
This is the last episode of what we're calling the "Retro" season of Zombie beach, the classic episodes that first went live from 2015 all the way back to 2009. Stay tuned for Season 2 which will be ALL NEW and CURRENT.
Jul 28, 202056:07

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 38
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 38
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting REALLY CLOSE NOW!
Jul 28, 202040:19

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 37
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 37
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202040:16

Retro Episode - Happy Halloween ... 2009 (!?!??)
Retro Episode - Happy Halloween ... 2009 (!?!??)
Broadcasting from the past to the future, Happy Halloween from over 11 years ago!
Jul 28, 202001:34:19

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 36
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 36
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:07:04

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 34
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 34
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:01:27

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 33
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 33
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:02:25

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 32
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 32
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:03:21

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 31
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 31
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202042:49

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 30
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 30
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:03:55

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 29
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 29
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202048:35

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 28
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 28
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202056:23

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 27
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 27
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:12:09

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 26
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 26
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:10:24

Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 25
Zombie Beach - Retro Episode 25
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:17:44

"Retro" Season One - Darkness Calls
"Retro" Season One - Darkness Calls
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202001:10:08

"Retro" Season One - Let It Bleed
"Retro" Season One - Let It Bleed
So What If the Vampire is the Good Guy?
Jul 28, 202001:00:43

"Retro" Season One - These Zombies are Full of Zombies!
"Retro" Season One - These Zombies are Full of Zombies!
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Jul 28, 202054:19

"Retro" Season One - Zombie Roulette
"Retro" Season One - Zombie Roulette
Just wait until the quantum computing artificial intelligence infests your coffee table.
Jul 28, 202045:35

"Retro" Season One - To Obscurity and Beyond!
"Retro" Season One - To Obscurity and Beyond!
Broadcasting from the past, into the future! Weeeee!
Jul 27, 202001:06:02

"Retro" Season One - Yakkity Yak
"Retro" Season One - Yakkity Yak
"Don't talk back!"
Jul 27, 202044:29

"Retro" Season One - Gumby Ruined My Life
"Retro" Season One - Gumby Ruined My Life
What we needed was a Gumby intervention.
Jul 27, 202054:33

"Retro" Season One - Aporkalypse Now
"Retro" Season One - Aporkalypse Now
Once upon a time, Jerry had the Swine Flu.
Jul 27, 202053:35

"Retro" Season One - The Infamous Missing Episode 16
"Retro" Season One - The Infamous Missing Episode 16
Among other things, Dan tells of a zombie movie so disturbing he felt compelled to take a shower afterward.
Jul 20, 202001:04:18

"Retro" Season One - Sex Crazed Wombats Dot Com
"Retro" Season One - Sex Crazed Wombats Dot Com
The forbidden fruit of the ages is the wombat of the future.
Jul 20, 202048:22

"Retro" Season One - Zombies, Vampires, and Jesus
"Retro" Season One - Zombies, Vampires, and Jesus
"Your sperm's in the gutter and your love's in the sink."
Jul 20, 202028:58

"Retro" Season One - Thanks For The Spiders
"Retro" Season One - Thanks For The Spiders
What has eight legs and scares Dan and Jerry to death?
Jul 20, 202001:14:36

"Retro" Season One - Mostly Horror
"Retro" Season One - Mostly Horror
You've heard of "Mostly Harmless?" Well this isn't that.
Jul 20, 202001:24:43

"Retro" Season One - Coffee Crack Pipe
"Retro" Season One - Coffee Crack Pipe
It looks like a crack pipe, but it's for coffee.
Jul 20, 202051:44

"Retro" Season One - The Movie and Music Appreciation Episode
"Retro" Season One - The Movie and Music Appreciation Episode
Recorded in Starbucks at Target with a little stereo recorder that Jerry returned for a refund right after we were done.
Jul 20, 202017:23

"Retro" Season One - Zombie Toe of the Yukon
"Retro" Season One - Zombie Toe of the Yukon
What did Dan find in Alaska? Zombie toe.
Jul 19, 202048:60

"Retro" Season One - The Most Interesting Podcast In The World
"Retro" Season One - The Most Interesting Podcast In The World
Look no further. You are here.
Jul 19, 202046:39

"Retro" Season One - The Pez Dispenser of Death
"Retro" Season One - The Pez Dispenser of Death
If you are what you eat, maybe you should stop eating dead things?
Jul 16, 202038:41

"Retro" Season One - Bastard Pig-Frogs
"Retro" Season One - Bastard Pig-Frogs
Why is it we don't drop by each other's house unannounced anymore?
Jul 13, 202031:38

"Retro" Season One - Fast Food University
"Retro" Season One - Fast Food University
That moment when your body screams out: "Aaaaagh! What have you put in me?"
Jul 12, 202030:56

"Retro" Season One - The Stuff You Own Ends Up Owning You
"Retro" Season One - The Stuff You Own Ends Up Owning You
We're not saying you should join Fight Club or anything ... because, you know, we're not supposed to talk about Fight Club.
Jul 08, 202033:09

"Retro" Season One - As If We Didn't Have Everything Else To Worry About
"Retro" Season One - As If We Didn't Have Everything Else To Worry About
Is that a cougar or are you just glad to see me?
Jul 08, 202025:22

"Retro" Season One - Where the Zoms Are
"Retro" Season One - Where the Zoms Are
Could it be we're looking for the zombies in all the wrong places?
Jul 08, 202018:37

"Retro" Season One - The Bison Strikes Back
"Retro" Season One - The Bison Strikes Back
It's blood. It's guts. It's horribly transformagibivlaijlkjsing. It came from the living horror of Zombie Beach!
PS: Use caution when operating heavy machinery.
Jul 05, 202025:27